The Hardcore Triple Team *Spoilers for Riot*

[Kang James]

*After Riot Jim Black searched for Brian James, The Real King James, The James that is James and The pure Brian James. So after a while of searching he finds James putting his wrestling attire in a bag*

 

*Sorta outta breath cause he was searching for The James that is James he speaks roughly*

 

Jim Black: "Mr. James, James, May I have a word with you about your debut?"

*The Real King James looks around acting like he didn't hear anything*

 

*Jim Black looks confused and thinks James sees a fly that is really bothering him*

 

*The Real King James looks at Jim Black, and after looking at him he shakes his head*

 

The Real King James: "Listen Baboon Butt Looking, Monkey Cufflin, Corn Flake hair lookin, Raw meat waring and As tall as Elmer Fudge you will refer me as either...."

 

*Brian James puts fingers in Jim Blacks face and points to each on as he says one name you can refer to him as*

 

The Real King James: (Continue) "....The Real King James, The James that is James, The Pure Brian James...."

*The James that is James kneels down*

 

The Real King James (Continue) "And if you refer to me as The Pure Brian James you must kneel...."

 

*The Pure Brian James stands back up*

 

*Jim Black trys to say something*

 

Jim Black: "That is..."

 

*The James that is James gets a funny pissed look at Jim Black*

 

The Real King James: "Did..."

 

*The Pure Brian James pauses as he can't believe what Jim Black did, and before James is about to talk he licks his lips*

 

The Real King James: "Did, it look like The James that is James, look like he was finished talking Baboon Butt?"

Jim Black: "Na... No, you weren't and I apologize The James that is James"

 

*The Pure One shakes his head as if he was happy and continues*

 

The Real King James: (Continue from top) "Now as The Pure Brian James was saying, ..... N last but not least Future Champ"

*Jim Black shakes his head, to let The Future Champ know he acknowledges what he says*

 

Jim Black: "Ok Future Champ, May we have a interview with you about your debut?"

 

*The James that is James shakes his head in a yes motion and Jim Black walks over to stand next to him and the camera man start to role*

 

Jim Black: "Well hello there The Real King James, it has been a while since we have seen you"

 

*The James that is James looks over at Jim Black and just chuckles sorta like saying Are you serious*

 

The Real King James: "Listen here Baboon Butt, don't act like you just walked into this room and ask what you came here to ask"

 

*Jim Black clears his throat sorta like saying :wow that was mean:*

 

Jim Black: "Very... Very Well, Well, As anyone knows that watched Riot today they saw that Mr. Kage...."

 

*The Real King James interrupts Jim Black when he said Kage and quickly says*

 

The Real King James: "Brutus"

 

*Jim Black looks at The James that is James when he says that, then gets back to what he was saying*

 

Jim Black: (Continued) "....Was not the greatest of Tag Partners for The Real King James here cause Mr. Kage would not let The James that is James tag in Kage. Not only that be he also had to take on the Former Hardcore Champ and Former TV Champ which where both members of ToP. So Since we have the victim of this terrible result here lets go ahead and ask him, The Real King James what do you have to say about your match?"

 

*The James that is James clears his throat since its going to be long*

 

The Real King James: "Well since Billy Bob Thorton of the Brutus Village knows what I gotta say about him well go ahead and start with The Transvestites on PigShyte and two of there members Majin the Hyena Hunter and The Steve Leader of the Transvestites part"

 

*Jim Black looks confused as to why The Real King James called Majin and The Steve odd names*

 

Jim Black: "Please explain the odd names for the two of them"

*The Real King James looks over at Jim Black fastly*

 

The James that is James: (Faster speaking like on red bull) "You wanna know why The Real King James calls them by that, You wanna know. Well The James that is James is gonna tell everyone that is watching this and to you Jim Black..."

 

*The James that is James breathes in and sniffs*

 

The Real King James: "The Reason that Hyena Laughin, Emo Lookin, White Trash Wearin, Old Hardcore Champion gets the name Majin the Hyena Hunter is cause every time he talks on the mic he laughs like Cob Porter is tickling him on his little Oscar Meyer Weiner"

 

*Jim Black looks confused as to who Cob Porter is*

Jim Black: "Who... Who is Cob Porter?"

 

*The Real King James just tells Jim Black as if Jim Black is stupid for not knowing*

 

The Real King James: "You know, That little guy always walking with White Trash as if it was his manager"

 

*Jim Black realizes who The Real King James is talking about*

 

Jim Black: "You... You mean Casey Paine?"

 

*The Real King James snaps his fingers*

 

The Real King James: "Yea thats the one, I knew it was one of the two. Anyways yea that little guy"

 

*Jim Black Smiles*

 

Jim Black: "Casey, Casey Paine is a women"

 

*The Real King James gets and awful face like he can't believe it*

 

The Real King James: "Holy Shyte, Are you serious? I mean I just thought it was one of The Transvestites leaders little minions that helped out White Trash. Aww... Aww God that is as sick as Thantos humping Gertude."

 

*Both The Real King James and Jim Black get this face like they threw up in there mouth when The Real King James mentioned the Thantos comment*

 

Jim Black: "Yes well anyways, what about The Steve, why did you name him the name you did?"

 

The Real King James: "That Transvestite Looking, Mushroom Head Wearin, 1st person speaking idiot was only there cause he wanted to see what his little minion was getting......"

 

*The Real King James looks around*

 

The Real King James: "I am sure White Trash and Transvestite are mixing it up right now"

 

*Jim Black looks around as well then look back at the camera*

 

Jim Black: "Ok, Well do you have any comments for the current Hardcore Champion.. Mr. Kage"

The Real King James: "Pssh, That Amish Lookin, Brutus, yea I got a couple things to say. Brutus is dodging me like Shirle is Dodging Sharry. Yeah well Brutus this rook likes that Hardcore Championship and it just so happens that the Rain check is still waiting to be passed out. So puny little shyte bag how bout it....."

 

*The Real King James shrugs*

 

The Real King James: (Continue) ".....I mean I am just a rook right, so how bout I take that weight off from under you waist and add it to mine?"

 

*Jim Black looks at The James that is James as he grabs his bag and walks off*

 

Jim Black: "Ok folks there you have it and this is Jim Black saying goodbye until next time"

 

OOC: Holy shit thats long, anyways hope y'all like it.

[Adrian Bold]

If ya smelllllll what the james is cooking

[Mr.Sensation]

XD @ Brutus

[Nick Kage]

XD @ Brutus

 

your still mad i caused a hug riot and you lost total control!

 

 

QQ

[Seth Morrison]

Brian Samuel James, dont you ever defame Lebron like that again. Or ill have some soap to put in your mouth. By soap i mean my nuts, douche.

 

Anyways funny RP. You know this brutus thing will catch on.