Riot 9-10-2010

[Mayhem]

. Now, let's use this energy to review the REST OF THE SHOW. There was a lot of great RPing work across this entire show.

 

 

good man.

 

 

Will be posting a MAYHEMtastic Review later.

 

almost as good as my rage moments

[Bloom]

Finale is done, enjoy.

[Parker]

I love how Dane's xtron is him doing moves to a giant green jelly baby :p

 

Not sure I get the main event....there's no DQ as weapons are brought out, and no count out, but rope break is ON...is it a hardcore match or not?

 

EDIT- never mind...just re-read the Riot card...no holds barred.

[Iceberg LeTuce]

*Skips pages of boring ass text*

 

Someone remind me why anyone wants to be in this fed?

[Useless Dane Xavier]

I love how Dane's xtron is him doing moves to a giant green jelly baby :p

 

Not sure I get the main event....there's no DQ as weapons are brought out, and no count out, but rope break is ON...is it a hardcore match or not?

 

EDIT- never mind...just re-read the Riot card...no holds barred.

 

Yeah I've been meaning to update that. I want to make one where I powerbomb Baxter through the announce table at Summercide.

 

Man I wish we could use Paint Tool in Trons, that would be sick, especially for the secondary trons in 2011

[Michael Morrison]

MADNESS REPORT

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INTRO

Why Are You So Sweaty

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RIOT goes to Las Vegas and Fausto, once again, joins Poling and Scaggs at the table of commenting. Things are implied that should never be implied but to answer the question, Scaggs is sweating because someone put his hands on the Monster. No, I’m not talking about what you think I may be talking about… unless you think I’m talking about the incident, which occurred on RIOT last week; when Smythe and his newly formed ‘Darkside’ gave Mayhem an LAPD styled beating.

 

In the world of professional wrestling, this should make any commentator sweat, because there is only one thing that can follow… retaliation. And when someone has a history of violence equivalent to our OCW Heavyweight Champion, the odds of said violence, spilling-over to the nearest forms of life (no matter how low), are pretty damn good.

GAINES / TRANCE

The Champs Are Here

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Nathan Gaines (Ex-Division Champion) and Jacob Trance (North American Champion) prepare for their tag-team match against unknown opponents, when Trance finally gives his version of a thank-you to the “international” hero, Gaines. If you recall: at Summercide, it appeared that Gaines had given-up on Trance, leaving him to fend for himself against Brandon Hostile. It wasn’t until Hostile revealed his new partner-in-crime (Hazard) that Gaines finally made his much needed appearance, thus signifying his new-found trust in Trance… or at least, his new-found-I-kinda’ trust.

 

As I’ve mentioned before, this is one of my favorite storylines in OCW because this can either be a great face-turn on Trance’s part or one hell-of-a backstabbing storyline, all while pushing Hostile to another level. I still can’t seem to fully trust Trance (which is a testament to his former persona) because a part of me wants him to betray Gaines for some odd reason. I can’t explain it. On the other hand, I really want Gaines to be a part of something sustainable. I think he’s due.

JIM BLACK

Just Follow the North Rockstar

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Back before GPS was invented, sailors and travelers knew of one sure-fire way to guide their way through a dark world: find the North Star. But, what do you do when the Star goes missing? Justin Rockstar is still nowhere to be found and it’s already been the first 48… which is never a good sign.

 

Jim Black seems to show actual concern, and worries that Justin may have returned to his binging bonanzas. Could it be that simple, or is this a case of foul play? If so, you have to wonder who ranks higher on the suspect list: the man who saw him last (Judas Hallows) or the man who not only took his spot on RIOT (Iceberg Le’Tuce) but has also been complaining about his lack of in-ring action as of late. Yeah, I watch cop-shows… I know how sh*t goes down. You’re both on notice until we find your semen on something that proves you’re not guilty.

TAG MATCH

Jacob Trance & Nathan Gaines

VS

Iceberg Le’Tuce & ?????

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Even though they are “former” rivals, Trance and Gaines worked very well as a tag-team: quick tags and isolation tactics. Even with the heated past of his opponents, Iceberg was still up-against two OCW Champions and not to knock on his partner, El Generico, but it seemed like this was more of a handicap match. Le’Tuce spent noticeably more time in the ring than his partner, but that may have been by choice. He did well (for a possible kidnapper/murderer) against the champions, but eventually his up-hill battle ended in the form of a human avalanche — death-from-above, my friend.

 

Also, who chose the soundtrack? Paramore’s “The Only Exception”? Obviously I don’t listen to that kind of music, because I’m as macho as they come… although Haley Williams does have an amazing voice and seeing as they have an album called RIOT, it makes sense in some weird way but honestly, we macho men do not want to hear such music. O_O

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THE DARKSIDE

Which Side Is Darker?

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Ding dong, the monster is dead? The ‘Darkside’ surely hope so. Having what some may call a “premature celebration”, the ‘Darkside’ is living-it-up in their patio, turned casino. Money is flying, champagne is popping and laughs are rolling… along with dice. Yes, everything seems jolly in Pleasantville, but then the images… oh the horrible images, followed by one name: Mayhem. Is someone merely using the name of Mayhem as psychological warfare… or has the monster already returned to the kingdom? I’m sure we’ll find out, sooner than later.

JONES / POE

Prematurely Glazin’

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After his match with Brandon Hostile last week, Mr. Dylan Jones challenged his Bizzaro (Wesley Adam Poe) to a match of Oscar proportions (which really isn’t saying much because we all know the Oscars are rigged). Stacey Clark attempts to get the 411 on Mr. Jones, when WAP interrupts. Both men take turns with the linguistic rhymes, but actions speak louder than words so… lights… camera… ACTION!

SINGLES MATCH

Dylan Jones

VS

Wesley Adam Poe

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Long-story short: Dylan gets trapped in his locker room – presumably by ‘The Darkside’ and Poe faces K.D’angelo instead. There appears to be plenty of discussion on this match already, so I’m going to take a quick step over and plug OCW-U.

 

The official sign-up sheet will be open on Monday, along with updated rules (in-light of the discussions here and on the Underground Discussion thread). Nothing major, for the most part, but it will affect matches where both opponents have the same Charisma.

 

Once again, I’m hoping that the beginning of OCW-U and the tournaments that follow, will give people a place to rack-up wins and show their competitive prowess, thus allowing for more “fun” during shows and less “win-over-performance” discussions. Just food for thought.

XAVIER

Prophet-Less Spending

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Dane considers himself to be a prophet of profit, but so far he’s been doing more spending than receiving. Will his recent commercial shoot open the floodgates of revenue in order to impress the stock-holders?

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GXT / HOSTILE

Even Blind Squirrels Find a Nut

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I’d like to meet the guy who took the time to follow around a blind squirrel, because I always figured a blind squirrel would starve to death.

 

Anyways, apparently the team of Nathan Gaines and Jacob Trance, is going by the name GXT… and they’re sharing a locker room as well. When Trance goes to take a shower – leaving Gaines by his lonesome – Hostile decides to stop-by.

 

Obviously, no pleasantries were exchanged, but Gaines seems less impressed with the man who almost killed him. Hostile’s confidence, however, doesn’t seem to be affected by the last two weeks. If anything, he seems more relaxed and in control. He even suggested that the “Hostile Takeover” will only benefit from the alliance of Trance/Gaines. I’ll leave it up to the audience to figure out what that means, but remember that if anyone knows Jacob Trance, it’s Brandon Hostile. Perhaps Gaines should keep that in mind.

 

I still think it’s rather odd that Hostile seemed to know Gaines was alone and where the hell is Hazard in all this? Like a whore-house in the fish-market district… something smells awfully fishy to me.

JACKSON

Yo Hostile, I’m Really Happy For You and I’m Gonna Let You Finish But…

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Oh that’s right, David Jackson pulls a Kanye and ruins a Hostile Moment. Hostile was scheduled to face Parker Stevens for the TV Title, but right before the match, Jackson made sure to voice his opinion. Jackson believes he should be granted the first TV Title shot, which makes sense, considering he won the #1 Contendors Match at Summercide. The OCW staff agrees with Jackson, having changed the card (see what I’m saying about those damn lying cards) by turning this into a Non-Title Match.

SINGLES MATCH

Parker Stevens

VS

Brandon Hostile

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Really? I go from shorts to tights because I can’t edit the shorts anymore and I get nothing but hate-mail; Parker goes from shorts to Fruit-of-the-Looms and not a word? Oh hell no! Parker you better get some pants on those pale legs of yours before Vince busts a nut. Maybe go with the Sting-esque one-piece, but I say nay on the Underoos.

ARNAUD

They Love Me?

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Arnaud continues to buy his way into the hearts of OCW fans. This time around, offering free drinks and wieners – sounds like a regular night for BradBauer – with some minor stipulations… like signing a petition, stating that they want to see Dorian Arnaud in the ring. In the tradition of giving the roster nicknames that never seem to stick, I will call Arnaud the Clever Canadian… because we all know how rare those are. ZING!

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XAVIER / HOSTILE

Someone Sh*t On the Coats

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Xavier unveils his commercial masterpiece and what he believes to be a 30 second sensation – I’ll avoid the obvious joke I can make, seeing as I already met my ZING quota with the Canadian thing. Boasting that he increased the female viewer numbers by one thousand fold, Xavier pours the champagne (allot of champagne on RIOT this week) drops the balloons and does a happy-dance inside.

 

What should have been a great moment in Danevolution, a moment of celebration and happiness, is quickly ruined with just one “Hostile Moment”. Balloons pop, champagne stops and a million-dollar image of Xavier is symbolically torn in half. Every party has a pooper and Hostile definitely took a Cleveland Steamer on this bad boy. He’s gonna need more fiber if he wants to keep it going at this rate, but I’m still trying to figure out his game with Xavier and whether or not it ties-in with GXT.

MAIN EVENT

Aries

VS

Smythe Da Wonder

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I really enjoyed the Main Event: quite a few things going on. I’m guessing Jay chose the music, because I hear that damn “Someone Is Going Down” song again. There could have been a little more editing, but other than that, it was pretty solid.

 

Valmont makes an appearance and victory was his for a few seconds when a mystery man (we love those in OCW) attacks him. We see a Pedigree, which leads us to believe its McManus, but why wear a mask, only to hit your signature and finising maneuvers?

< / NEXT>>

 

 

NOTES

Full Names

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I noticed people still are not using full names when writing RP’s. In case you missed The Desk or his recent requests, Jaysin has begged the roster to use full names before the dialogue when writing RP’s.

Brad Bauer Bunch

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Just giving a shout-out to Brad Bauer, who recently became a daddy. God has a sense of humor, because it’s a girl.

[Useless Dane Xavier]

XAVIER / HOSTILE

Someone Sh*t On the Coats

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Xavier unveils his commercial masterpiece and what he believes to be a 30 second sensation – I’ll avoid the obvious joke I can make, seeing as I already met my ZING quota with the Canadian thing. Boasting that he increased the female viewer numbers by one thousand fold, Xavier pours the champagne (allot of champagne on RIOT this week) drops the balloons and does a happy-dance inside.

What should have been a great moment in Danevolution, a moment of celebration and happiness, is quickly ruined with just one “Hostile Moment”. Balloons pop, champagne stops and a million-dollar image of Xavier is symbolically torn in half. Every party has a pooper and Hostile definitely took a Cleveland Steamer on this bad boy. He’s gonna need more fiber if he wants to keep it going at this rate, but I’m still trying to figure out his game with Xavier and whether or not it ties-in with GXT.

Please! I'm open to critiques as always!

[Michael Morrison]

Please! I'm open to critiques as always!

The commercial, itself was well done. At first, I thought it was a bit short, but really, you didn't need a long commercial to get the point across or to progress the storyline.

[Useless Dane Xavier]

The commercial, itself was well done. At first, I thought it was a bit short, but really, you didn't need a long commercial to get the point across or to progress the storyline.

 

Commercials are typically 30 seconds, it costs a shit load of money and dealing and backbreaking to get more commercial time. I'm just going for realism.

 

Plus, this was a originally for a class project, so i decided to kill two birds with one stone and make something for an A and make something for OCW. The specs were 30 seconds in HD so I figured why change it? Gotta love time-saving work.

[Jookie Marley]

I have an idea...not sure how good it is. As a matter of fact, it almost pains me to even think of this, because I hate limiting the game...BUT, how about the bookers TELL people how many kickout attempts they're allowed? You know, like a booker in real life will discuss with road agents/workers certain aspects of a match?

 

For example: Parker has a TV Title match with oooh, let's say Carlos Cruz. Why not give Parker 1 kickout, for the simple fact that he IS a champion, but give Carlos no kickouts. Why no kickouts? He's just the challenger. His CHALLENGE is to beat Parker.

 

Another example: Mayhem defends the World Title against Smythe. I would Mayhem 2 kickouts, whilst giving Smythe only 1. Mayhem gets two, because he is the champ, and its the ME match of the card. Smythe only gets one, because, once again, ME match.

 

A lower card match: D. Jones vs. Jookie. No kickouts...at all. Both men are considerably new to OCW. Why would either of these men be allowed kickouts, let alone kickouts so early on in the card.

 

Well, I tried to explain it to the best of my abilities lol. I discussed this with Trevor, but the only problem I have, is again, limiting the game. I don't like it, but if it stops the bitching, I'm all for it.

 

This Riot was solid, once again, and I feel we need to continue this trend, WITHOUT the bitching.

 

 

i can fuck with that rule