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http://www.ocwfed.tv/recapshow/Riot/riot2k17.png 2nd WEEK ROAR!!!

Dennis sat on the edge of his side of the bed wearing nothing but his OCW boxers and Matsuda slippers. Why Matsuda had a brand of slippers remains a mystery. He took deep breaths, trying to calm his nerves. The wait was killing him. Not even a set of push ups; sit ups, and jumping jacks cold calm him. So he ran in place, hoping to break a sweat. The time had finally arrived. Nothing could ruin his readiness, other than the site of Madison entering the room wearing nothing at all… Other than her Pugh ‘Those are some Meaty Tits’ T-shirt. He sighed loudly. Madison: ...Why are you doing that? Dennis: Why are you wearing that? Madison: I'm a fan. Dennis: Why! I feel like we've had this argument before. Madison walks over to Dennis playfully pulls on his hair. Madison: This is your night. All about you, My King. Just say it...assertively. What do you want? Dennis made his voice deep, like Nate Ortiz deep. Dennis: A blumpkin. Madison: ...What? Dennis: A blumpkin. I don't know what it is. But, Seb said you're the type that would. Madison: I… Madison shrugged. Madison: Sure I guess...why not? Let me just google it first. No idea what the hell that is. Sounds pretty urban though. Madison folded her arms and slowly lifted pugh’s meaty tits shirt (available oat hauseofhoot.com) over her head, revealing…the royal meaty tits. The most expensive and most downloaded chest in OCW history. Dennis immediately dove his face in between them. Madison rolled her eyes while reaching for her phone. The phone rang before Madison could even begin her google search for the elusive blumpkin tutorial. Madison: Seb, I have your number, but I don't want you having mine. Versus: That's not how that works. Madison’s skin became cold as ice. Versus: Is Denwin there? Madison: Yes… Versus: Can he hear me? Madison: …No. Versus: Good. I'm coming home. Madison pushed Dennis’s head away as he continued his attempts of pawing at her. Madison: S-such wonderful news… Versus: Thanks for telling Jack to take care of me. Boy did he ever! Saved my life. Madison swallowed. Madison: I see...also, great news. Versus: Attempted Murder doesn't mean much in Tibet. But New York?! Man...I'd hate to see you in an orange jump suit. But orange IS the new blek, yea? Madison immediately fell to her knees. Dennis stared at Madison, confused, annoyed and blue balled. Versus: I wonder what Nate will say? KD might want to bury you in an urban garden! Or maybe I'll just go to the police? What would poor Dandelion say? Madison: Vers… Versus: But I'll keep this between us, for now. For how long and if it ever gets out depends on you, Queen Cox. Madison: I... Versus: Now that I'm back with our three newest members, things in Revolution inc. are about to get interesting. Tell Doug I said hi, see you soon. Madison screamed loudly as she threw her cell phone at the wall. It shattered on impact. Dennis: ...Okay so, all you had to say was that you didn't want to do the blumpkin. Madison trembled with anger and stormed out of the bedroom, leaving poor Doug as the eternal Virgin of OCW for a little while longer... http://peteevanschefcaricature.ghost.io/content/images/2015/08/fin.jpg