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Lotus FloJo

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  1. Inside a loud nightclub, we see Count Horny surrounded by the finest strippers in New York City. There are drugs and alcohol passed around and everyone is having a good time. One of the strippers invites The Count on the stage and offers a lapdance. Stripper: C'mon up here honey, what I got here I better than money. Count Horny lets out a huge: OOOOOOOOOO The stripper then mounts the count and gave him the ride of his life. Horny: Aw shit baby gurl I can barely stand after that... The stripper gets up and grabs the mic. Stripper: Hey Horny baby, I really enjoyed your match; too bad you lost though. Horny stands up grabs the mic and looks around the club. Horny: It's okay baby, we can't win 'em all but when I got home and watch that shit on repeat, something bothered me... Horny: My name is Count Horny not got dayum "Mr. H", you CAC Horny: Say it wit me now, "Count Horny". Horny: C-o-u-n-t H-o-r-n-y muh fuggah Horny: When I run down that muh fuggin ramp you better call me that. Stripper:That's ok baby, they'll do better next time. Horny:You're right, baby. Wanna do some coke? The stripper grabs a bag of coke and she and the Count coke for the rest of the night.
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  2. 1. Sorry Parker but it's for the greater good. 2. Asher and jackmo was fun to watch. 3. Asher just needs to be a bit more active and he'll be a solid mid-carder 4. My boi Watts taking Jetts head off 5. Tag match was solid with an outta nowhere ending 6.Main Event was also great but the ending stole the show. That's how you end a go home show.
  3. good shit was had
  4. Solid show top to bottom. Both tag matches were entertaining Valk squashed Parker, poor Evelyn. Triple threat ME was great. Thought Asher and Parca was a lution match but oh well. Danny Watts beats B17 See you at Riot.
  5. 1. Sparks Vs. Parker was better than expected 2. Sanders vs KD. Well it is what it is. 3. Sorry valk 4. I wonder who attacked Parker... 5. Solid match between Ant and Parca. Ending protected them both. 6. Fun Main even with Wrex and Lee. Good show overall.
  6. 1. Good effort from rookies like parker and echo and Watts. 2. Props to Ashley Moore for putting the video together. 3. Heather and Elsa was a solid match as well. 4. Millionaire/Archer match was probably my motn 5. The French drip Rust Cohle with the big dub. 6. First and only French CCW champ is def possible. 7. I think Adam should do commentary more.
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  9. Great show. top to bottom.
  10. Sound byte: Wake that ass up. Sound byte: Early in da morning. sound byte: Breakfast club. DJ Envy: Morning everybody this D.J. Envy and Charlamagne Tha God. we have a special guest da building! DJ Envy: OCW's resident shitposter; Lotus FloJooo FloJo adjusts her headset: Hi, what's up? Charlamagne: FloJo out here with her hair up, looking fly as usual. FloJo: Yeah man, had to bring back the classic look, y'know? Charlamagne: And a new attitude was well. What's up with that? FloJo: People on social media were giving me a hard time. From basically being outdone by others, So I had to change. FloJo: Even had to get my music changed. What do ya know, it fits. Charlamagne nods his head Envy: A week from today, you'll be challenging for the OCW women's championship at Road 2 Glory. FloJo: That's right. First time this season... Charlamagne: Now tell us, what is your mindset going into the match? FloJo: Mindset? Gee, I don't know, I gotta beat her. If I don't, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Envy: Interesting. FloJo nods. Envy: Okay. Lemme ask you this, what are you looking to accomplish in OCW? I know you wanna win the championship, so what else? FloJo: I'm just looking for my own defining moment. Been there for three years and nothing yet. FloJo: I've been kicking most asses this year, made it to the QoOCW (Queen of OCW tournament)even but no matter what, I always come up short. Charlamagne: Now you have a size-able fanbase not as big as Valkyrie, Empress and even the current champ; Ashley Moore. In spite of you kinda pushing them away; they still root for you. FloJo gives a shrug not sure how to answer. Yeah, weird huh. FloJo gives an awkward laugh Envy: You're quite the dark horse of the women's division. FloJo: Um. I guess. I'm just trying to redeem myself. I've fallen hard last year. Wouldn't want that to happen again. Envy: All right FloJo, we gotta wrap this up. FloJo: Alrighty then, boys Charlamagne: Good luck fighting against Moore...Watch them kicks Envy: Yeeeaah, she legs for days! Envy: Yo don't touch that dial, We'll be right back! The interview ends with another soundbyte and a commercial break.
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