Lotus FloJo
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The two rookie debuts here weren't bad cause ya know, Rookies! Christian wins via DQ. Fuck it Sorry, Jake. I won't do it again. Anyways, Thanks Jaime for the match. Gonna be looking to do Subs as last resorts. Cort and H20 had a solid match. Welsh wants to be Miss future Investment but has five other bitches to worry about. Terra and Valk is gonna give Mr. Sensation an aneurysm fighting for NY Iceman Commeth so has I Cutters galore. Fairly decent ME, very decent ending. This was a short but sweet show.
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Let's see. 1. The 4 way wasn't bad but yeah, it's clearly an extreme rules match but only one person cared. With the right people it could've been great. Aaaand Jon won yeah. 2.The Judge teaches another rookie a lesson 3. heather vs. La mujera was great. thought Heather was gonna win but that bitch with the roll-up, yo 4. Can Parker trust TY find out on the next EP of DBZ 5. Liked the tag matches. Yup 6.The Iceman cometh and so have I! 7. Well brother, the Magical Girl gang may be returning this week on Riot but the Lollipop Chainsaw got rekt 8. Wrex runs out of gas, Horsey lights his ass up. 9. Main Event at the end. I liked it.
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Thank you Welch for letting me work something with you. Jake gets on my case a lot. Good show by the way. Women's match stressed me out. Caine/Colin was very good too. Wanted AC to win but ehhh. Congrats Rust on being a triple crown. Hon hon hon You'll get your revenge harvey at lution Terra screws Valk again. Valk will beat that plant-based ass, Terra Bertha is a big bitch B-17
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You should pull a KD. Trucker Harvey.
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>Veruca Salt nice. I love their song "Seether"
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One of the better shows of the month. Solid opener and closing.
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into the toilet? Savage.
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Gah dayum
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Mugen's Beach Party 2: Fight Island(s)
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It’s a cool weekend in downtown Raleigh NC. A local Comic-convention is happening. There are nerds from all walks of life. Young and old, rich, and poor. OCW star Lotus FloJo is a guest at the event. Announcer: Hello Galaxy-con Raleigh! Give it up for OCW star Lotus FloJo! The packed ballroom cheers loudly as the local star struts on stage. FloJo takes her seat and then adjusts herself preventing any awkwardness.. Panelist: So FloJo, is this your first time being a guest at a con? How are you feeling? FloJo: I’m feeling finger-licking good actually. Crowd chuckles. Panelist: This panel is called “Horny on main” have you gained some awkward stares from your co-workers? FloJo: Ahaha. Yeah. I once liked a pic with some anime tiddies and Jake the speaker guy followed. Ahhh… The crowd and panelist laugh some more as FloJo puts her face into hands. FloJo: It’s not hentai, it’s art. C’mon you guys. I will admit, some of it is a bit too much. Panelist: Alright now for a serious question. Are you a virgin? An awkward silence fills the room as FloJo struggles to answer the question. Panelist: Moving on, at the end of “End Games” after beating up The OCW women’s Champion Ashley Moore, you were attacked by two women. What’s your plan going into this? FloJo: Well, shit. I don’t know. Look this bitch over there talking about opening my third eye like some Lauryn hill shit. Man. I’ve opened a lot of third eyes in men and women in the audience though. FloJo: Like that guy over there. Can you remove him, please? Making me uncomfortable. The security guards move-in to remove the sex pest from the convention. Creep: I'm so Hooooorny! FloJo: -sigh- Anyways, Lady cold breath and her fatass henchman wanted some then get some. But I have a friend from an unsuspected place. FloJo: For once, I'll have someone in my corner. The panel continues for an additional thirty minutes as FloJo does some Q&A before heading down to the exhibit halls for photo ops and autograph signings.
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Gotta find my way now.
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Yeeahh. Can't really handle big match situations.
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I give it 5 oooooooooooo's out of 5. That's my review, Adam
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Now you gotta use the even-flow DDT.
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Nope.
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She was heavy.
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Good question.
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Ashy-knee Moore calling Valk a Nazi is pretty meta.
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Come on and slam! Welcome to the jam!
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yeah, lads
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K-pop sucks
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brother
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Durham Bulls athletic park in Durham, North Carolina for tonight’s Major League Softball match-up between The New York Elites and Lotus FloJo. For tonight’s game, leading off for The Elites and playing pitcher’s position is No. 12, The blonde pitcher. … Batting first and playing is No. 69, Lotus FloJo … Our umpire for tonight’s game is Blaine. And we have an unknown catcher. After the catcher throws the last warm-up pitch down to second base and the ball is returned to the pitcher, introduce the inning’s lead-off batter. blonde pitcher: Ready to strike out again, FloJo. FloJo: To hell with all of you, I’m gonna knock this one outta the park. You m-fers look down on me for the last time. The blonde pitcher throws a first pitch and FloJo misses. Umpire: strike one! The blonde pitcher throws another and FloJo hits it but it’s a foul ball. FloJo: Damn. Close but not quite. As The blonde pitcher revs up for another pitch, the organ starts playing and the crowd cheers louder and louder. The blonde pitcher pitches the ball and FloJo hit’s it. Taking the first base. The outfielders are having a hard time getting the ball. FloJo is covering second and third bases but for she can make it to home base she is struck by a blunt object. She drops to the ground mere inches from base. Things go dark for a few minutes; FloJo wakes up and is surrounded by the rival team dawning large cartoon-ish grins each holding bats. FloJo is a paralized on the field. The elite begin to fade while laughing. Fading voices: We are the elite! Know your place! FloJo’s alarm goes off waking her up from a nightmare. FloJo proceeds to wipe the sweat from her forehead contemplating what has happened.
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Prime. FI match. Hell of an opener. Reese slamming mfers on ladders was neat but not as cool as Mantis running wild. You're over now. Buuuut--Here comes Parker with that win. #Blackexcellence T.Y. Sparks vs. Antonio Not a bad effort from Sparks but the powerful tarantula was too strong Tucker vs Caine Another decent match. Good thing Caine made Tucker look good before killing him. That's just what you gotta do sometimes. Aisu vs Parca. Now this is as pure as it gets. This match coulda gone either way man. The student surpassed the teacher by tapping him out. Nice attire on Aisu with the NGE theme. Drago's announcement I kinda thought it was a retirement thing but nope, the evil version of Mugen returns and Drago kills him. Watts vs. #FluffLee Man what an upset by the oldest teenager in OCW, huh. Stealing wrex's move and beating Lee? Can't beat that. Main Event: Tre vs. H20 My boi H20 showed out that night. like imagine being hit with a fin, kicking out and then being hit again. GG. Tre turns heel. Booo. Wait! It's Rust attacking people. Rust A T T A C Then Rust goes and lifts up the HW belt. and that's prime.
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