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I REMEMBER THE B.M.E Blackest Moonsault Ever!!!!! HE NEEDS TO HIT THAT VERSUS LARGE EDWARD!!!! VADERSAULT!

KD:Bouncy houses are for sissyssss Kd: Weeeeeee

I popped.

PARKER MC GREGOR!!, wait I forgotthe SUIT with the scarf from Sunday...OH...OH GOD....you really are PARKER MCGREGOR AHAHHAHAHAHAa

By: Jack G. The wrestling world was shaken to it's core during Sunday's biggest party of the year, SummerCide. Alliances were formed, friendships ruined, legends returned, and careers were made and broken. The following series will hopefully touch on all of the events that made this one of the best pay per veiws in our sport's illustrious history. Pour yourself a snifter of your favorite beverage and please enjoy part one of Wet Hot American SummerCide. The nearly six hour event began with one of Turmoil's most promising rookies, Adam Adams facing off with Nathan Carter in a gimp suit, I mean Mystique. Adams, a man with nothing but upside and class, had been attacked by the man known as Mystique on the most recent edition of Turmoil. These two relatively unknown figures set the pace of the night with a twenty minute back and forth match that saw Mr. Adams pick up a big win on his pay per view debut. Adams appears to be the total package and looks to carry this momentum into his Golden Opportunity match for a shot at the Television Title on Turmoil. No kick off show would be complete without a number of interviews and promos. Besides hearing from the aforementioned Adam Adams, fans got to see The One Man Revolution disrespect a racist, a “Spider Guy”, and a Hall of Fame Hardcore Champion make an appearance. OCW television is the only place folks can tune in to see such an eclectic group of talent. To draw the kick off show to a close, fans were treated to a match between two of Turmoil's rising factions, The Rogue Convoy and the Gentleman's Club. These two groups have been battling it out for weeks over their vastly different life styles and to make a mark upon the company. The Rogue Convoy pulled out a hard fought victory, proving that the saints can more than hang with the sinners. After the match, Gentleman Jack, filled with rage, tried to take matters into his hands by getting into the ring. This proved to be one of the dumbest mistakes the Gentleman has ever made, as the three men of The Convoy laid him out with a vicious beating this reporter can never unsee. With tag titles as a possibility on Turmoil, The Convoy stands out as early favorites after their big win. The main show got off to a hot start with both Theater of Pain and Revolution Inc. coming out to verbally spar before going to war multiple times later in the night. With so much on the line, both groups appeared to be confident in their battle plan. Never before has an OCW ring been filled with so much pure talent. With an all out civil war brewing, brother faced off with brother, a father faced off with his own daughter, and two champions were set on a collision course. Much more will be written about these two groups by men more eloquent than I. To kick off the main card, fans were given an Ex Division match up between the recently dethroned Hardcore Champion Ed Reed, and second generation star Charles Young. Both competitors brought their trademarked Ex style into a fast paced duel that saw Ed Reed get back on the winning track. While the Ex Title has remained dormant for months, these two gladiators showed why it's such an integral part of the Riot brand. With his big victory, Ed Reed has certainly put himself in the discussion for title consideration if and when the belt is on the line again. After the match we were given our first visual of Overlord Mugen. With his kingdom seemingly crumbling around him, Mugen had an air of serenity that could only put fear into the hearts of his many enemies. Compounding this fear was his promise of a new ally to join him in his quest for OCW dominance. As the promos and video packages poured in, fans at home saw everything from Bill Ding attaining street cred in Compton to Crossbones defecating in the bushes. If there were any new fans watching at home, they quickly realized what OCW is all about. While mostly fun and games, the big news coming from this section was that Queen Cox couldn't find her Black King. Had ToP already dealt with Malu's challenger? Was the TV Champion having an extensional crisis? Would SummerCide have a Main Event? All of these questions would have to wait until later in the show to be answered. When the show returned to in ring action, fans throughout the arena and at home were treated to what can only be described as a brutal showdown between former friends Kassidy Hayes and Tre Golden. Kassidy, a former Turmoil Champion, hasn't been the same man since Ragnarok was disbanded months ago. Tre Golden, out to prove he belongs in the North American Title hunt, pushed the undead man to his limits in a ladder match for the ages. With Kassidy claiming a hard fought victory, the wrestling world once again lays at his feet. Tre meanwhile must once again regroup in his quest for respect. With our attention once again focused backstage, we got the night's first glimpse of OCW World Champion Drago Cesar preparing for his title defense. Never one to waste words, Drago proved his physical dominance by bench pressing a lion! With the ability to pull off these magnificent feats of strength, it's no wonder that Drago is clearly the Vegas favorite to retain later in the evening. While the men in the triple threat match were prepping in their own unique ways, fans were given a glimpse at a truly disturbing sight, bald Tiberius Dupree. While many worried if this would be a modern day retelling of Samson, Mr. Dupree appeared to be his own brand content, winning a game of Connect Four and spouting the most glorious nonsense this reporter has ever heard. The only thing that can stop Mr. Dupree at this point is a poorly timed wellness test. In what was just a hint of things to come later in the night, the Skull Faces made what many thought to be a random appearance on stage. While saying the same thing for months, many had written this group off as a bad joke. Oh how wrong we can all be... The ladies kicked it up a notch during our next segment in a hardcore tag team match featuring KAT and a returning Anyanna Bootay facing off against “best friends” Madison Cox and Alex Robinson. The sheer brutality of this match proved that the ladies of OCW are more than mere eye candy. With KAT and Ms. Bootay picking up the win, the Women's Division will be in upheaval going forward. Following the tag team massacre and a heartfelt promo by Jimmy Henry, we return to in ring action as three men who have defined the Riot midcard for the summer of 2016 squared off in a triple threat match. In what many, including this reporter see as an upset, Anthony Baker stood tall on the second biggest stage of the year in a well earned victory over Matt Sheldon and Flynn. Will this be the climax of this young man's career or will he take this momentum into next season? I for one can't wait to find out. This concludes part one of Wet Hot American Summercide. Please stay tuned this week as we touch on the moments that will surely redefine a generation.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: DOUGIE GETS....IT! So many memorable moments on Sunday especially in the party. We lost our Minds for the Nathan Intro, LIKE BAD!!!!!! funniest moment of 2016, everyone was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Me Shrieking for the Legacy of Dims intro, then shrieking even louder for the TASSELLS!!!!! The better Wolf, Galactic Galavanter with the golden Tiara...thinking about it now I cant... Everyone marking out for Not racist Jackson, and then Parker literally calling B17s intro before it started. (I bet its some terminator shit) T music hits....party explodes in laughter followed by. (Parker - like I said before if you have to call yourself bad ass your not!) --- BADASS DEF SHOWS UP - OH FOR FUCK SAKES - party explodes again! Then he wins us back with every red blooded mans childhood partys into.....B17 shows up......Thats it.............LETS GO JACKSON I had to go back to working on the show but I kept hearing jokes about tinder and swiping swating left, since jackson was LIKE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. people dug the match from what I heard. a whole lot of AWWWWWWW DEY FRIENDS at the end. The baker triple threat gave 4 ppl motion sickness in party but ppl popped for baker winning. Nathan got a huge pop when he showed up in the nate match. Followed by Nate Hustle Millienium! As he always goes over!! Everyone kind of gave the moment of silence for Versus intro, shit was MAAAAAD HEROIC, B!!! we loved it!!! Blake Ma'jin got a huge pop. Party was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT when mugen one. The womens match was hilarious, (this video is still going something bads going to happen, SEEEE NOO NO NOOOOOOO HARLOT HARLOT) when Leon tried break tobins neck the party popped huge! I lost my mind at Dougies symbiots! In closing I feel turmoil is going to be a must watch on Thursday, (good luck Leon) shows gonna be huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ....then the build up for every 80=90s kids the party is getting hyped,

Shout out to Adam Adams MEEstque The Convoy - MEEEEEEEEERCEEEEER Baker/Flynn/Sheldong Jimmy and the Gclub Yall got kinda swept under given such a huge card but we see you out there grinding!

i cant mark out god dammit!!!!

Why did you steal dougies, ent? Was this agreed upon over a milkshake?

LEON??? YOU MEAN ALEX, ALEX ROBINSON AHEEEM AHEEEEEEEEEEEEM #kayfizz #4thwall #thisistuuuuuuuuuuurrrrmoil

Cant mark out anymore (REACHED THE LIMIT) http://i54.tinypic.com/xvpkj.gif

Too Urban..... <3 When you lacing them up Legit Fam? WE NEED GREATNESS!!!!!!!! well we don't BUT WE WANT GREATNESS, well we don't! BUUUUUT, all the Orange names!!!

I'm glad you figured it out Dougie... or at least I think you figured it out......you're probably lieing, waiting for the moment to strike! ENTITLEDDDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To not calling you arrogant for 1.5 Days, best I can do bubbah! BROKE THE GENTLEMANS AGREEMENT!!!, I mean Congrats, you made it to the top of the Turmoil mountain.....but now you got a bunch of loons with hellingcopters... GOOD LUCK DOUG!!!! /salute!

HEY BIG DUMMY!!! "Still heated the intro didn't include the club but had the skulls.no offense sensation but you wrong for that. I broke a ring. Did you? No." DENNY DIDDNT GET ME THE CLUB VIDEO TILL a WEEK AGO!!!!!! ALSO JACK DOING THE ME ME ME ME ME IN THE TURMOIL VIDEO SLAYS ME EVERY TIME!

One of my low key fav moments was in the lumber jack match, cacti gage rolls up to lee and ding and starts mocking, he does the Hollywood taunt and lee pops him in the mouth and backs up, cactus is like ohhhhh he'll no rushes lee, reversed,tries against, reversed gets popped again. Then cacti is like well fuck I'll hit the notorious d I n g and ding is like nooooo daddeh and cracks cacti again. To the point cacti is like fffffuck this going back to my side. I was dying.......

Parker juiced up , majin dyes his hair, Nate has a Dorian gray painting somewhere , I'd black don't crack, versus weed keeps him youthful

Doug will push your shit in.

If you buy a ps4 , and you fued with Jimmy and he beats the piss out of you. I think I can retire happy.

Back on topic, this article was simply delightful. Turmoil scratched and clawed and here it is! THIS MATCH WILL SHAPE AND SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF PS4 AND TURMOIL FOR YEARSSS. ok Months to come! Knock it out the park hammers.

KHSADA You know what to do.

OCW Superstar Xander Rane (Al Reyez)has been suspended indefinitely after failing a routine drug-test 4 Weeks ago. An appeal was filed by Mr. Rane's attorney, and an internal investigation between KHSADA, OCWFED and Mugenta Corp. We have learned that the appeal was denied as Mr. Rane's tested positive for Cocaine. When asked for a statement the current Chairman of OCW Mugen had this to say. "OCW and Mugenta Corp are disappointed and saddended at that dummy, there goes the Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane." Xander Rane could not be reached for comment at this time.

So in other new 3 out of the 4 rookies submitted content. Troy Sharp Cerberus and Ace Brooks It's just that simple if you sub content before the deadline it will be used. The only issue is some minor formatting, as mentioned previously try not to go hog wild with the bbcode it doesn't translate when I yank it from the forum. Also if you haven't please get FPR cleared by Leon Valentine, Drago Cesar, or Parker Stevens. If you have any questions feel free to holler.