Rust Cohle

Damn Archer !

Late Review time ? PART 1. Dominion RP: We dominate. And that’s all you gotta know. Derek and Tyler RP: Nice and easy. Power and Glory huh ? I like a rookie Tag Team feud and seems we are heading to it. Changes quite a bit cause I don’t remember it happening the last few years, so that’s a plus. I am interested. Battle Royal: Surprisingly good. No real FPR issues, quite a clean match. I did not anticipated Tayy Breizee’s return at all. I thought he was Loki dead. I am not a fan of Battle royals or multimans, even more when rookies are in because you never know what fuckery you are going to see, but hey, kuddos to everyone involved. My pick won, and the post match angle made me care about the program even more. Continuity. Keep up the good work. I am nice on this one. Parca and Reese RP: LOL. Nice. The Brian Feinstein and Rust Cohle jokes made me chuckle. Reese almost ruined a perfect Tombola. Nice little references here and there. So LC has to spend Christmas with the Hattons… Well.. That can only go the right way, right ? CAW IS CAW MAMAO: What a weird world we live in. That’s all I got to say. Love the Marisa work cause she goes all in on the gimmick but lord have mercy on this fed. Parca vs Watts: Business has just picked up. What a match. Back and forth affair, and even tho we had some hilarious spots (Danny going to the top way too often or the missed clotheslines), it was a very fun match, and at one point I was like “Parca might lose this after all” but he didn’t. Once again a great defense by our International Champion. Even tho Danny got screwed. Joanna RP: Okayyyy.. Sorry Guys I just came back from a weird dream where OCW was within the world of Sleepy Hollow, Penny Dreadful and Berserk. I was confused. Still am a bit to be honest. But that was the vibe it gave me. Which is not a bad one after all. Tornado Tag Match: That match got me ON EDGE. What was looking like an easy night at the office for the Dominion Boys in the first half, turned into a succession of events that almost made me panic. I don’t know what happened to KD, but at one point he just took a SISSY Protein Bar or an “Archer special kind of candy”, but he went ham on the boys. H20 also got in on the fun, playing very smart with the Tornado rules. It took a mighty effort from both of them to take out “Inception”. Nate with the intelligence, Tony with the 2 pins. What a match. MOTN. Mantis RP (WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN): Mantis is the Smackdown hacker. We now know. Or he is a freak obsessed with Parca. I usually wouldn’t give props to a guy that only reads his own stuff. But finally a half decent promo by the Green man. It only took 17 years. Kuddos. Hope it makes you go the right way. With Jamie helping you building your first feud, I sure hope so. Losers RP: Stop talking about Dominion and go kiss somewhere else, would you ? How many members have to beat you 2 ? Go on the road together, sip some Pina Coladas while cuddling and just shush your mouth about us. (Still a good promo. Love both of you guys) B17 RP: Lord,I popped and laughed so hard at this. Thank you Bingo. Keep them coming please. Great use of the ongoing feud AND locker room talks. Amazing work. Women’s Championship: I won’t spend too much time talking about it. It was hit or miss. And the VP and everybody reacted pretty well about the reveal and the new name for Zoe Cohle. Also, a great job by Jay to share his wrestling knowledge about La Mujera Oscura’s past so everybody is up to date when she gets into the ring. And thank you Ashley. Year 2021 is a Cohle year. Next part coming up..

I am going to beat your ass in French. And you will finally be able to retire. In French. Once and for all.

Well.. Yes totally. Let's call this build a brainfreeze.

I'll respond to Jake here about the feud, and we talked about it with Gerald and I agree with your POV. We also did the last segment on the first Riot of the season where P3 interrupts me on the Titantron and all. As you know and others maybe do also, I like to plan on long time storytelling and feud. What threw me off was the 2 shows build (without knowing there would be a Riot after KOCW) and the ideas were not flying high. Some might say I could have delayed the Mugen encounter and we would totally agree with you. The has been segments on all Riot, Turmoil and Promo room, but we would have like to have more substance to work, which like you said could have been done, and I understand the disappointment. I'll take the blame on that one cause my creative has no been high on that one. As for the character developpement itself, I go with the flow of what I am feeling, inspiring myself on what people hate about me, and putting that forward to rub people the wrong way as much as I can. Getting away from the "cool heel" perpective was for me, a conscious decision, cause I really want people to hate the character instead of "he is a baddy" without falling in the goofy stereotype. All and all, thanks for the feedback.

Welcome Back Suda !

Ahead of the prestigious King of OCW tournament, the OCW Champion Rust Cohle and his protege, Danny Watts are finishing their training session, inside a private Dominion facility. Rust takes a towel and puts it around his neck. Rust: You see Danny, there is one thing you should know. You will be in the KOCW one day, too. Even tho that is a stupid tournament, not worthy of our statues. They think that whatever happens is going to change the fact I am the only true King of this company. He takes up his OCW Championship from his bag and looks at it. Rust: You see.. Even though Tony and I are going to wipe the floor of this tournament, this doesn’t mean anything while I still hold this. Danny looks at the shiny title. Rust: And I want something out of you Danny.. Rust: I want you to be the Dominion force we know you are. People think they can joke about you. Put you in matches that disgrace our name. You are no push over. And I want you to show them.. Rust: By taking the “White Strap of Turmoil” and bringing it home where he belongs. Forever. Rust: You understand what I am saying ? Danny: I understand what you’re saying. You want me to go and handle El Parca right. Danny: And that’s exactly the thing I was thinking of doing. He has too much on his plate, he’s bound to mess up in all aspects. I wouldn’t doubt if he chokes in King of OCW, loses his tag titles, and then I’ll serve the cherry on top with an Act of Violence to bring home the International Championship. Rust: The Dominion way. Danny: The Dominion way. Danny: El Parca got lucky in that fatal four way. But, next time? There won’t be any lucky left for him when I become the NEW OCW International Champion.

Actually I think Danny was bit lost with all the action, you can tell multimans are not something he enjoys a lot. I mean, seemed like it.

Love your reviews and your caw an everything. Keep it up.

Long ass matches. I was fn tired when it ended. Next time please stay down. Lord. Fun show tho. Have to read everything now.

Per Se Restaurant. New York City. Maître d': May we take your jacket, Monsieur 17? B17: Thank you. Nice mustache! B17 hands his pale blue heavy coat over to the fancy maître d'. Maître d': Thank you. And you? He holds out his hand for Ty’s jacket, who looks apprehensive. Ty: No...no thank you. Maître d': As you wish. Please, follow me. The two are led through a beautifully carved wooden archway into a spacious modernly furnished room lit by a majestic chandelier. Maître d': Monsieur Cohle and his friends will arrive soon. I have been instructed to seat you and provide you with anything you request. Bingo heard an odd thud and looked over at Ty suspiciously. Near the back of the room they are seated and left with a waiter who recommended a Mayacamas Vineyards’ 2014 Cabernet Sauvignon. Ty is sweating profusely. Bingo frowns at how closely he is keeping his arms held around himself. B17: What the hell did you bring? Ty looks sheepish. Ty: Nothing… Bingo:.... Ty: Um...a mini baseball bat, two of those throwing star thingies, um...two sets of brass knuckles. A rolling pin, and one of my socks with a baseball in it. Bingo:..... Ty: Aye look… If things go south, I’m prepared! Bingo just shook his head and sips his wine. Suddenly, multiple footsteps can be heard through the corridor and the four members of Dominion arrive on the scene. Bingo stands up; TY is looking elsewhere so does not notice the entrance of Dominion. Bingo leans over.. Bingo: Pssst TY! Sparks! But he doesn't seem to realize. Rust: Oh come on my friend, no need to stand up. Thank you so much for accepting our invitation, I knew you'd come. So glad you are with us on this beautiful night. Please, take a seat. Nate Ortiz gestures to the Maître d' to pull his chair for him. Which he executes right away. Rust Cohle finally notices TY at the table. Rust: Oh and you brought a friend with you.. Well, you are welcomed Mr. Sparks. Everything's alright? TY is sweating even more than before. Rust: Yeah, I agree with you, it's very hot in here. Let's have something to drink, shall we ? He looks at Danny Watts, who immediately calls the Maître d' to order the most expensive wine the restaurant has to offer. Tony quickly takes his seat. He looks agitated. Everrett: Let’s make this quick, we’ve all got places to be, right? Bingo… Sparky. Everrett grins sadistically at his old foe T.Y. His face quickly turns back to relatively friendly, he opens up his tux and pulls out two cigars. Everrett: Terra would kill me if she knew I had these but it is a special occasion after all. Tony outstretches his hand and offers a cigar to B17 with a wink. Bingo just stares at it and back up at Everrett. B17: Smoking ruins the cardio. No thank you. Everrett: Ah, I should’ve known you were going to be no fun. You have got a match tomorrow anyway, against the one and only Doc, and who else was it? Oh yeah, of course. Everrett leans in. Everrett: You didn’t hear this from me, but it sounds like management… Everrett gestures towards Nate Ortiz. Everrett: ... can sense a bit of a riff between you two already, and now they want to put you in a match. You guys wouldn’t do anything to betray each other… right? After all, Dominion hates nothing more than betrayal. Rust: And speaking of betrayals. I heard you B, and I appreciate that you, the leader of the Turmoil locker room, tried to warn all these people about us. Rust: What a way to protect those you like.. Isn't it? Rust: But we all saw, they didn't listen to their Champion. That's cowardly. You hate to see it. But real recognize real after all. We in Dominion know you are a worthy champion! Rust: But maybe they need someone else... Cohle stares at B17 with deadly eyes and a smile on his face. B17 stares back and toasts his antagonist. B17: Maybe…I have a lot of people to care about. We all kinda look out for each other. Make sure no ever is truly alone. Rust: I wonder how it goes.. I doubt they can do something about it though. You might be the best on the entire roster with Dominion. Rust: You are a fantastic athlete, and an incredible performer. We know each other very well. I don't see too many people, outside this room, that could take that spot. A silence breaks out with all 6 protagonists looking across the table. Ty continues to sweat, dripping puddles onto the table. Sweltering under the gaze of Nate Ortiz and Everrett glare. Rust: Oh there you go ! Wine has arrived. Thank you. I am truly happy you are here B. As well as Sparks. After all.. Rust: We have to share the same roster and same building now that we are on the Blue Brand. Better to be nice to each other, right? B17 looks at each person in turn before speaking. B17: You can always tell when you are surrounded by people with good intentions. There's just an air of comfort. My friend here was a bit suspicious of what might happen. He thought you guys might jump us. Bingo starts to laugh. Everyone else joins in, including Ty who is looking visibly uncomfortable. B17: And then I told him, "Dominion has too much honor to attack from behind!" Bingo bangs his hand on the table and snorts. Ty's eyes go wide. Dominion stops laughing. B17: Oh could you imagine the man who beat the longest reigning OCW Champion of all time being that fearful? Or one of the most naturally gifted athletes to ever set foot in the ring needing an advantage? I mean I could see Cabana Boy Watts needing a leg up, but then the biggest comfort was knowing that The Greatest Ocw Superstar of all time, the Greater Than Goat would never stoop too having minions. Bingo smiles at Rust. B17: Comforting isn't it? Danny keeps staring at TY without flinching. Everett grins and starts looking at Nate who just sits here with no emotion and a cigar, just like he already heard that a million times. Rust stares back intensely at Bingo, both guys know what they are doing. Then smiles back at him while toasting. Rust: Indeed. Rust: Let's have a toast, shall we? He looks at his crewmates and stands up with his glass of wine in hand, quickly followed by Danny and Nate. Everrett remains seated without taking his eyes off of Bingo, who stands up as well. Rust: From one World Champion to another, to our beautiful and sincere friendship. Long live the Last Action Hero.. B17: ..And long live this beautiful friendship that is Dominion. Bingo glances at Everrett. B17: And to those friends that we keep an eye on. Both: Cheers. Both men holding their glass up and looking straight into each others eyes, as the camera moves back from the scene.

I don't think it harmed anybody. This match was a perfect example of how great Nate Ortiz truly is, especially for new comers. He is not the GOAT for nothing. Nobody last more than 8min in a handicap match, unless you are very good. You have to put the two longest World Champion to barely take out the GOAT. It was almost my MOTN. If Nate won, it would have been. I went crazy in the VP. Everybody was going nuts. That was so entertaining on so many levels.

Stahp it. You loved it.

Picking on weaker than you is not nice Spider.

We told y'all.

Hotel Palomar Phoenix CityScape. The most luxurious room, with it's view off the all Phoenix landscape is occupied by 2 familiar figures. A very expensive bottle of Bordeaux is placed on a glass table. The sun reflecting on the OCW Championship nearby. Rust Cohle is looking at the view. Rust: Well, tonight is once again the night. They will regret this decision. Whoever thought it was a good idea to attack me from behind, will regret this. Rust: We ain't got nothing to prove to these self centered people. Tony ain't got nothing to prove to this poor excuse of a legend. Harvey Ocean will pay with his career. He shouldn't have accepted the stipulation. Rust: But most importantly.. Both Mr.Riot and Mr.Turmoil fall tonight. At our hands. He turns his smiling face to the left to reveal none other than the Franchize, standing next to him. Nate: I could have put it better myself Frenchize. Nate tips his glass of whiskey to the OCW Champion. Nate: You know it’s funny how despite what we’ve done the common OCW still doubts us. Like you were not the key behind the greatest tag team run in OCW history. Or this company wasn’t built on my back. Nate: We give these people a service everytime we step into the ring. We let them believe that they too can become great. Nate: I almost feel bad because great is a word tossed around far too often. In reality 1/10th of 1 percent of the people might actually become great. Nate: Even then we will sit at the head of the table and at End Games no less. Do you know what I’ve done at Eng Games in the past Frenchize? Nate: I’ve one the OCW Championship on multiple occasions. Putting down everyone’s next big thing year after year. Rust looks at Nate with a squint. Nate: Now you will put a stamp to the end of Harvey boys sham of a run. Rust’s eyes relax as a sly smirk comes across his face. Rust: And tonight, the nickname Mr.Turmoil will belong to the only true Greatest Of All Time. The Franchize. The one and only. Dominion's own, Nate Ortiz. The camera fades as Rust and Nate lift their glass up with the city skyline in the background.

You are right. You sure are 2 of the Greatest who ever did get Dog-Walked by Rust Cohle.

Yeah yeah yeah. FU Kass and FU H2O.

Tune in to: "Super Turmoil 255: Season Finale!" And learn who the OCW World Heavyweight Champion, Rust Cohle, will face at ENDGAMES for the OCW Championship. Huge announcement coming. Don't miss it.

You better be starting right now, cause you might not see the end of it. Let's all poke him in the eyes, shall we?

Hmm. Somebody saw this promo and wondered how your arms taste.

Interesting.

By the way, Welcome back. Feels fresh.

You gonna find out who the real Rust is. You pussy.

Wrex stop that. We already talked about it. No rookies are allowed near you. You stop it.