Jacob Trance

Dream on...

Very nice review, you throwing up the peace sign and grinning like a loon will forever be in my brain.

The Rock is very good on the mic, but I find his in ring work lacking, however there is no disputing that he is a great draw. For the record, I have no clue who John Gresham is :D Disclaimer: Jacob Trance doesn't actually hate the rock, he has been systematically trolling.

The lawyer is my long lost brother, John Trance!

The following review represents the thoughts and feeling of APEX, it is to be taken seriously and with the knowledge that it is in character. Emo-heart arrives at the arena, thinking he actually matters, he talks some smack and even dares to cut me off, it's funny how he focused on belittling me, he even has the audacity to believe we, APEX, are going to lose our titles. Hah. You shut up, cunt. We'll see how chatty you are later. Smythe arrives with a smoking hot broad, probably pays her a fortune to hang around his gangrene lips, he's also blinding me with red and yellow, I thought smythe was fucking Canadian, guess I'm confused. Next up is Dorien Arnaud, and that stupid woman, Stacy CLark. She's so stupid she uses text speak during interviews, nowai! Dorien Arnaud has become Dashing Dorien Arnaud, and runs down everyones looks, suggesting Leonheart needs a mask, you know what, I agree. He should be wearing a paper bag at all times. So, there I am, talking to Aries, going to have dinner with Valmont, then some fucking wacko runs over my car with a monster truck. How is this allowed to happen? How did it even get INTO THE ARENA?! Screw it, I'm going for a soda... Smythe time again, time to fall asleep. Lot of questions, the biggest being "Do I care?" No, I kid, I kid, perhaps Smythe could be the first African Canadian to join APEX? Perhaps not, lets see what the Ruler of Riot brings in the coming weeks. Dane Xavier realises he's a two time NA champion, but I'm a three time champion, continue living in my shadow, and continue borrowing Le'Tuce's whores. Now my night gets even worse, not only do I go through A GOD DAMN TABLE, but I get put through some cardboard boxes. Christ sake. Crowe shows up, reminds us he got his teeth ripped out, that amused me. Maybe we can do the same to Mayhem. Ryder, you fell short, but don't worry, we're the Elite. We are APEX, we will rise above... Expect, different. You bastards knocked him out, I hope Jookie rips your heart out KD, then I'll pick up the scraps, and bring the TV title back to APEX. Cash Creed should just fire Leonheart for the billionth damn time. Hopefully he and Trips kill one another. AHAHAHA, APEX STAND TALL! *rubs neck due to LKO* Sort of.

Are we getting the tv title match?

De-push... Engage.

Short but sweet riot.

Seems like the kind of vehicle Mayhem would use... Or maybe it was you...

Wouldn't say sprakking off, merely commenting. Though such bookings would merely reinforce our message, that you all have a problem with APEX.

In-correct, Ryder defended the belt in a tag match, and according to Baxter's announcement it's every two. Your hatred of APEX saddens me Creed. You hate us that much the NA and World Champion are curtain jerking. For shame.

Don't mean to be a dick, but you're not allowed to post reviews until page 2.

I THINK it was Thunder Dragon?

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Props to everyone involved. One faction rises, whilst another goes the way of las negras dodo. The green goblin shows up, we have a Riot without Smythe, Brandon Hostile writes a fanstastic roleplay. Damien Kain is a superheavyweight doing flip bottoms, fix it, shut up, fix it. Cody Storm and Brandon Hostile are now a team, watch out Cody, he might murder you as you sleep. Still no sign of Nathan Gaines. APEX, we're here to stay.

Leave the memories alone...

I'm a cheesy fuck with resiliency. ;) Or I have a trick to it.

It's funny you say that... Joking aside, yeah, death is a bit far. Patolomai was eating human flesh awhile back though.

I didn't fuck up, I got my shit written and PM'd away.

You got baked, then got forced into it? Seems likely.

Seeing as it's your show... What is a TV Tile match?

Page 2.

You need to stop hijacking my attempts to troll Trevor.

How far we have come... Hi Trips.

All he'd need to do, would be to clone you.