Jacob Trance

Pot. Kettle. Black. Contradict. ENGAGE!

Nick Gage!

Interesting card really, the irony of getting the name of Fearo and Thantos' team wrong is brilliant.

The evil... The drama... THE WORLD IS WATCHING.... (page 2 for witty comment.)

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Matsuuuuuuuuudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Markable matsuuudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

So Trevor... Smythe would like his gimmick back.

I love everything you do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGyQ7fLRoA4&feature=related

Ignore the last message, however I'm struggling to link DDN with Phenom.

Would you say it's a.... JERSAY THANG?

Drop your obvious personal problems with me sir, I bothered to review Riot based on my opinions and what I read.

I read it right, how about you write it in a manner which is clear and concise.

A review by Trance... Shit. Give me a title shot, etc. Just kidding... Show opens with the OCW Champion looking like a kicked puppy, who then manages to get a kids dad to take a swing at him. This leads us into the return of Vincent Valmont, the mastermind and grand chief of Chair Edge. Brilliant bit of roleplaying and then suddenly Marty Jannetty shows up and accepts the challenge. Poor kid is in for a murdering, especially after telling Valmont where to shove it. Could an upset be on the cards tonight? Lucas Crow and Mayhem are planning something, but Trevor just happened to be selling hot dogs outside their dressing room, whatever could they be planning? Rockstar and Hallows also interacted with the Hostile Family, doo doo... doo doo... Their freaky and their cooky... Sorry, off track. Darkside come out, talk some trash, get over that they are all about All Black Everything's and Mayhem's in for pain. Dane talks about his gloriousness, how incredibly wealthy he is... and apparently Aries is OLD and a HAS BEEN... Interesting, didn't think he was that old, and I could have sworn his moment just came... But I digress, Letuce comes out and demands payment for his ho, could we see the Purple Powerhouse beating the man with all the money sometime soon? I hope so. Smythe is suspended lawls. Dorien Arnaud needs to proof read, I got what he meant, but he was talking about putting people on his back... Whilst talking to Baxter. Bad choice. Jookie faces off against our X-Division champion, in what looks to be your averagely long match. Some nice reversals from both men that make this fun to watch, despite the shite music. Yes, I hate it, Deal. "Fucking crabs in the butt." Wow... Anyway, back to the match, KD runs in, without distracting hte referee at all and breaks up a perfectly good finisher, OCW referees suck don't they. Mmm, I liked when jookie reversed the tree of woe move, but disliked Djack grabbing him instantly. Djack lets his finisher go away, bad move pirate man. KD throws a chair in to help Jookie, but beans him with it. Fucking Epic. KD with another chair attempt, swing and a miss! CHair in play again, and Jookie gets hit again. KD runs in and gets involved, but still DJack stays ontop. Another finisher reversed, then hit. KD runs in yet again and breaks it up, resulting in the two squaring off. Then it becomes a beatdown and finally DJack wins via DQ. Pirates vs Darkside, shit goin' down son! WE NEED US SOME SECURITY! How interesting white security for white guy, black for black guy. Match didn't make sense until the end, bravo to those involved. FEARO TO THE RESCUE! Sort of... Fausto's going to fuck us all btw. Fausto doing a rana is blasphemy, it requires effort. Grats to the winner, was your standard affair really. KD versus Mayhem... Not really all that much here, was your standard big man vs bigger man match in my opinion. Not a fan of the music in this one either, but it's a different kind of music I suppose. And KD's arch nemesis the chair returns to cost him the match. Hah. Green hair and lobster man have a good little match, full of reversals and music I can live with. BY GAWD PIER 6 BRAWL! SECURITY SECURITY! LETUCE NOOOOOOOOOO! T_T SPEAR SPEAR! ITS PANDEMONIUM IN THE RIOT ZONE! Seems Jaysin has all the security... bastard. Cross will fight for his contract! MAYHEEEM! HE'S ALIIIVE VALMOOOONT. ARIES! CHOKESLAM, TABLE! BAH GAWD! I liked the return, but feel it was misplaced on the show, perhaps our champion going through a table would have been more fitting?

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There is no Euro Circle.

I'd like to thank Jaysin for the little special touches in that :) Thanks! One day I'll get my fivestar montage.

Good one bro

A similar idea was done with little sccess. However this was done beautifully and im fairly certain big things lie ahead for you. Ichi ni san matsuda!

Any news on some extra seasonal shows boss? Il slwt u know when my caw is uploaded

My match was done as a submission match for the record, plus I hit numerous sigs and finishers. I don't find that cheesy. :D MOTOR CITY.

Gz to Trips who outplayed me on the night, I didn't make it easy on myself with the handicap and stupid time I awoke, then stayed up to do the match. Grats to Aries, the CHYAMP.

I can confirm my match with Hazard was done, and that I submitted an RP. I was also informed by Pugh that tag match was done, but he wasn't present. If Hazard has failed to submit ANOTHER match...

I see someone stole my cell phone and little black book...

You mean to tell me you actually found him? He went to the store for milk and never came back