Jacob Trance

Your reaction in the days were a rookie talking in the shoutbox resulted in being shat on would have been glorious. Honestly. Edit: Fuck up Smythe Whilst we're splitting hairs... My first finisher pin attempt was reversed. You can't try and submit someone withing hitting at least one finisher into pin.

Am I the only person that wants to see if Dennis can hold the T.V title for a year?

But how many times have you beaten Dennis?

But... You're a vampire... Shouldn't that be moonlight?

I'll come out and say it, I drugged Loki so he'd lose his match.

We're never going to see the finale.

You will never be the underdog from the urban bog. #WeWantJimmy

Same.

5% Nation is available to shut down the hate.

*Takes a breath.* Here we go then... New intro coming over the seasonal break, so we don't need to touch on that. So much swearing throughout the show, it's meant to be censored guys, please keep that in mind. Bleep your own shit so the GM doesn't have to, in instances were the server decides it's not going to play ball it's stressful enough without having to do that as well. Drunken Dennis has to be one of my favourite things on the shows, along with the blatant racial profiling of those poor Vietnamese fishermen. Jesus, slavery on Turmoil, the 5% Nation will not be pleased. I'll echo Madison's sentiment about another Wyatt Family entrance, though for some reason I severely doubt it's going to go that way, whoever's messing about seems to be good with video editing. If it turns out to be Mayhem I'm retiring. Wrex vs. Vincent Winters BLIND BOYS DON'T LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I could see Wrex being in the Orphanage, quite liked his mask but I'm not a fan of the entrance music. I miss Lucas Crowe, get well soon Park. Fucking Bubba Mitchell's hair cracks me up. Two quickly burnt major reversals leaves Wrex kinda open to being smashed but he's still in the lead. Winters having the Autopsy scars is pretty wicked. Winters trying to back pedal to escape those fists of fury only to get dumped over the top rope was nice. Pretty even, but you could see times were Winters was just doing a random stomp to blow a Wrex reversal, and he kept falling for it. Literally a rookie mistake. Malu run in? Nope. That brainbuster outside was brutal. Wrex mauls the referee and it results in him eating a chair, hah. Impatiently waiting on a finisher attempt now. Solid match, feel like maybe the running finisher was a little close up, but it still falls on Wrex to reverse. ***** Fuck. You. Loki. I don't understand the Japanese businessman showing up, maybe he's an investor or something, but slavery = ratings. It's not Turmoil if there's not a vehicle being vandalised, or previous vandalisation being discussed in some shape or form. Ling Ling... Ping... Sweet Jesus. It's nice to see something happening in the show between more than the usual suspects. Seb vs Joe could be an interesting feud, especially with them having came in around the same time, barring Joe's vacation. Juice. Juice. Juice. It's nice seeing Kass write stuff, he's not as bad at it as he seems to think. Poor fucking dog though. I was going to hope Kass fell overboard and drowned because of that, but commentary confirmed he made it to the arena. More vehicular and Vietnamese destruction. Sweet Jesus guys. Hello... Kitty... It's Crowe! It's nice to see rookies getting stuck in and finding someone to work with. Ugh, Axton Bravo mark 2 and the Baywatch guy... I'm curious to find out what astrology has to do with it though. Jack Quinn vs. Dustin White Quite like Jacks jacket, and the guyliner is different, not so sure on the tights, but if he likes it it's his thing to rock. I'm a big fan of Dustin this year so I'm looking forward to this match. Oh hey, it's my old theme... Am I coming out to kill Jack for taking my entrance? Probably not, I'm in hospital. WRESTLIIIIIIIIING! Ground move into a wake up into trying to hit a move is a no-no Jack. You've hit your move already, time for a reset. Bwahahaha, Dustin hits what used to be Smythe's finisher/sig, good on ya. Jack if you miss a move and someone gets up, you are not allowed to grab them as they stand, that's still a hover. Cease and desist. A strange amount of arm moves in that match, there's a pick up move into another wake up taunt into a move attempt. Losing snowflakes here. Match is crying out for a finisher. You've hit him with a ground move, a pin, and now you're picking him up and trying to beat him up Jack, Jesus man. You've been here long enough to know that doesn't fly, and been here long enough to not see anyone else doing it in matches. Nice to see my son trying to hit the fivestar though. Next time kid! Ugh. Jack. You can't continue to be booked when you're hitting ground moves/pickups/dives/springboards then proceeding to continue attacking, I'm sorry. Props to the winner, but the FPR breaks ruined it for me which is a shame because I really like both guys. Jack, please contact myself or Dennis Black if you require assistance understanding the rules. *1/2**** It's nice to have a GM that's not "YES BAD GUYS HAVE THIS" for a change, and that main event becomes huge now. Only thing that keeps triggering my OCD is that is the book of the dead not the Necronomicon and not the Necromicon? Unless Leon's calling it that on purpose because 1) It's a Leonism or 2) That's what he's decided to call it, then I'm placated. --------------------------------- I'll get to the last two (three) pages later on tonight once I'm done with my works Christmas night out. Very, very strong show writing wise so far though. Hail Satan. Fuck Loki, Jacob Trance.

Randy Rice vs. Austin Lee Get it booked.

I think the idea would have been executed better if you had announced it as a pre-show match that had some high lights that were deemed broadcast worthy, kind of like how WWE fill some dead air time.

*Looks at notifications* Uh oh...

Madison vs. Pyra Madison is so tiny, if she wasn't made up of 5'0 of cunt then she'd be cute. The Orphanage being at ringside was a nice touch, match seems a little sped up. HLA at 8 minutes guys. Teleportation suplex! Such strange glitches. I feel like this is one of those matches that would have benefited from single red, or red/orange as opposed to double red. Not a fan of people being attacked after a wake up chest bump, it's pretty dickish, you're being picked up to improve match flow and stop your ass laying on the ground for 20 seconds. Madison flirting with the ref made me mark. Good match, nothing to critcise. Joe Zhivago vs. Sir Henry Francis I don't understand Francis... On so many levels, but I guess we'll learn more about him. Little bit of Godsmack for Big Joe! Quality Highland Beef! #QHB Get it trending. Adrian Bold obviously loaned us smoke for this show (look it up newbies.) I liked the irish whip into the dropkick over the ropes spot, was nice to see something like that. A ton of moonwalking and random running, kind of taking me out of the match a little. Rushing attempt by Francis results in him getting a clothesline to the face, yay. More rushing by Francis as Joe tries to get in the ring, results in him getting punched in the ribs. Two ground attacks (grapple, dive) by Francis and a ton of taunt spamming for damage... Nice run away springboard though, it's a nice move to watch. Sweet Jesus, please re-visit the handbook and get re-tested Sir Henry Francis. Positives for you to take away is that you have a unique look, so I'm interested to see what your character entails. Dustin "Not My Son" White vs. Chase Hatton I'm very high on Dustin this year, he's really improved stick wise and This Could Be His Year™ nice t-shirt. Oh Christ, a Hatton. YAY WRESTLING! Pooooooor network performance. That table has a family! Slight hiccup with the post dive pick up, but Dustin correctly backs off. Good match, felt it dragged a little in the end due to it taking awhile (even with speed up) for people to get double red, but the right man won. Graham Hatton vs. Wrex Um... I like Wex' entrance but I'm not really sure if I can comment on this, part of the match is gone. Props to the winner. More to follow.

Gentleman Jack sure has a nice way with words.

Bumping this because it has STILL not been done.

Still waiting on the Tag Champs appearing on the roster, but I don't think Kass has the cuts yet. Hopefully everyone gets their stuff updated before 12 year, and before RIOT and Turmoil.

Afternoon gents and ladies, If you are wanting to compete this season, be ye a rookie or a returning member you will need to adhere to the criteria. For those who have already been with us since last season and beyond you must have your Signature + Finishers approved by the astute Tiberius Dupree by posting them in the below thread. This also goes for new members. http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?18929-Season-12-Signature-amp-Finisher-Thread Another thing you will have to do is upload your CAW as requested in the below thread and have your stats approved by Kassidy Hayes. This goes for both returning members and new joiners. http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?18935-2K17-KHSADA-Headquarters This is, to an extent, only for new members, but you must be cleared to compete under the Fair Play Rules policy. If you are not on this list, please contact the individuals mentioned in the handbook for your FPR test. (Tiberius Dupree/Dennis Black/B-17) http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?18934-FPR-Testing-2k17&p=134390#post134390 It is also important that you fill in the below thread, for both long standing, returning and new members: http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?18927-Roster-Roll-Call-Season-12 Failure to comply with even just one of these will mean you will not be booked to compete. If you submit written content, it will be used at the General Managers discretion, but until you actually address everything outlined above, you will not step foot in an OCW ring on a competitive basis.

What kind of strange porn is this?

You mean TV title contender right?

The embedded video itself doesn't work, but I managed to watch it on DailyMotion.

http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?18929-Season-12-Signature-amp-Finisher-Thread If you can't access that you'll need to wait on Jay upgrading your account, however you have yet to actually post an application, so please check out this link: http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?16535-OCWFED-Membership-Form-IMPORTANT! And be sure to read the handbook.

I hope she doesn't burn this one down

I'd rather it remained a tribute