Jacob Trance

I sent Jay the fixed file, actually. And you can read everything in that time, quite easily in fact, you watch the videos prior to putting the show together. Like I said though, this is a discussion you should have brought up in private if you felt strongly about it instead of being a knob on the forums.

Sorry bud, but quit talking out of your ass. I always get things fixed if there's a flaw. Whenever I wanted to show you the template you weren't interested or were busy but now it's "I spend more time." Believe it or not that kind of post is something that should be sent to me in private. My personal feelings doesn't actually come down to not having enough time, it's just that, my personal opinion. Occasionally things don't work, it happens. The fact you have the audacity to say I don't watch the show or do anything is hilarious though. Doing such a post to put yourself over is disrespectful even if you say it isn't before deciding to trash me. 10/10

Could you cover my bail buddy? I think Carlos stole my wallet and Aries still won't return my calls... It's been almost two weeks.

The English in the Black B-17 argument hurts my brain. The reason I don't want to go to it is because it'll take me longer to do Jim, selfish, I know. The reason I stopped doing commentary was because I didn't really see it adding much to the show, I still don't to be honest. In other news; Tank quit without losing this time.

Guess I'll need to use the multi page format seeing as you're finally happy.

Leon once had a runway built next to where we held Lution one time for a private Cerberus jet. I'm guessing he bankrolled this weeks travel costs.

I don't understand.

It IS set in stone Smythe, anyone with a brain sees a strong strike as a grapple. Cos... It's not a strike, it's classed the same as a grapple or a dive? That's surely common sense. "This running kick.. Oh I can do it three times because it's not a grapple" K.

Yeah I might need a lawyer, they let me have a phone call but it went straight to Aries voice mail. They also let me have a social media post.

39 views, no mark outs, no comments. Time to retire.

She just burnt a resort to the ground instead of paying a bill... Don't mess with that lady.

I just want to play NBA to be honest.

I stopped officially telling people I was testing them when I was DMing them. Me DMing with people and giving them pointers was me testing you folks.

What Matt said. Whenever I've played Seb he's been clean, and thus was cleared. The problem seems to be after people are cleared shit randomly crops up for no reason after ages of a clean slate. That's not something staff can really account for.

I'm in the middle of a game of FIFA... But champions.

Funnily enough, only the people in the rule books it says can have it.

There is, and there isn't. If you want to be stuck in the mid-card 50/50 club, that's fine. If you write up a storm and get elevated, then lose you go back to the 50/50 club.

Jimmy is my fathers name. We've been through this.

Matt. Fucking. Sheldon. Single handily crushing main event aspirations one match at a time.

The following segment has been pre-recorded and took place before Turmoil this week. Video footage begins inside of a car, the interior is modest sized and fairly well looked after. In the passenger seat sits an “Obese Mode Aries” plush toy which gives a slight hint as to who it might be. The doors click as they're unlocked remotely followed by them opening and Jacob Trance getting into view of the GoPro recording rig as he sits down and buckles up. Trance: So uh… This is meant to be an OCW Road Buddies episode but… Aries is suffering from temporary soul separation so it's more like OCW Trance Drives To Work. He sighs and puts the key in the ignition, turning the engine over. Trance: Hopefully though we can will have a good time for you guys… Ain't that right Stuffries? Trance checks his mirrors then reverses and pulls out after giving a salute to the stuffed toy. Trance: So basically since the relocation to Terminal 5 shows are way easier to get to. You’ve got no idea how stressful life on the road can be, perpetually driving. It puts a lot of stress on family life but thankfully the way it is currently I only make this trip at most four times a week and fly out to wherever the pay per view is at the end of the month. Trance turns right into a gas station. Trance: Unfortunately it means I use less gas, which is a good thing but I'm always forgetting to fill it up. So if you'd kindly wait here with Stuffries I’ll get that handled. Trance exits the car and the dashboard camera swivels to follow him, the sounds of the outside world muffles slightly but is still audible. Trance: Gas prices here though are way worse than back in Jacobs Falls, owning a town means I used to get it for free. In the background a police car can be seen pulling up and the officers get out as Trance continues to pump gas. They eventually walk into Trances view and he offers a wave. Trance: Good morning officers, how are you guys doing? The nearest officer grabs Trances hand and wrenches it round behind his back, causing as grimace of pain. A faint click is heard through the windshield as handcuffs are put on. Officer: Jacob Trance you are under arrest for suspicion of robbery. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford an attorney one will be provided for you by the state. You have the right to remain silent, if you opt to waive this right anything you say can and will be used in a court of law. Trance struggles a little. Trance: Well this is bullshit… Where the hell did I rob? The police officer doesn't take too kindly to Jacob’s language or struggling and slams his head into the hood of the car, knocking him out. The two officers haul him off into the squad car as the rain continues to fall and the dash camera switches back to interior view, Stuffries, is all alone as the scene fades.

I was going to do something, but nothing would have made sense seeing as I'm waiting on closure with Denny and her boyfriend Assface. Maybe there's a reason I wasn't there though? ALL WILL BE REVEALED. (Maybe)

Last weeks show was on fire, sadly it turned into CryFest2k16

Was going to let it slide on the basis you're new but consider that Strike 1 for doing it deliberately. There is a HUGE difference in not being able to make a match that wasn't technically booked and making the decision to beat down someone's character without their consent.

This is the last show I'll put together for 3 weeks, any future problems please send flaming poop bags to Leon.

I like Eds attire, but I feel like vinyl singlet is over kill. It'd have a more powerful feel if it was a simple cloth singlet. Too much shine takes away from his bad assery