Jacob Trance

FUck Mugen and his broken LB button, shoulda left him out there to ROT!

I have come to terms that I'm already a failure as WHC... I shall flake... However, I can now confirm that AC Cobra has held the OCW title longer than SDW.

Except your sexually...

You've proven your idiocy, Smythe the Blunder. Clearly, CLEARLY we have used it to begin the feud. Fuck sake. It's almost as if you're failing me to make yourself feel better.

Glad to hear it chief.

I forgot to say in my main review... Why isn't Raze RPing? Why hasn't he wondered what happened to the gentleman, and Crowe? For all he knows they could be dead!... Deader? I don't fucking know.... Stupid vampires.

Right, a lot of people are going to fall out with me for the following review, but it's time people got it a bit rough. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/270/i_has_a_shuvel.jpg Page One We open with Arnaud telling Matsumuto he will in fact be wrestling his opponent instead. So that would give us Mats vs Sid, then we get a letter handed to Arnaud, perhaps signalling that Sid won't be able to compete tonight? Then Matsumoto randomly shouts Mugen because he thinks it'll get him a N.A title shot. This character is stupidly racist, I mean seriously, I imagine the hell I would get if I had a big black guy that ate KFC, watermelon drank grape soda and ran around chucking spears. You're essentially doing that KD. Think about it. Would you like it if it was the other way around? Probably not, the issue is neither Arnaud or Matsumoto actually have characters, their the same person with a different name and look. There's no point flooding in alts if your main character is going to suffer, but I digress. Quality over quantity is what you should go for. Illuminati formally opens the show, introducing a run down of break through stars, and brings into creation the idea of new guys showing up each week on RIOT to try and win a contract. Should be fun seeing what people come up with. Smythe is out, being Smythe, the only problem I have with this is, well, it's the same old Smythe, there's been no sort of evolution, you don't even have a catchphrase after all of these years. Unless it's going to be OCW Atmosphere, if that's the case then I hope global warming destroy it. Nate and Tiffany are no longer relevant, sorry buddy. I was actually pleasantly surprised with Raze vs Westerfield, the only odd thing was that Razes FIRST finisher was a catch finisher. All parties involved in that match should be pleased, job well done. Not a bad VV RP, but it just felt samey, although the "I'm just here for the money" shtick could go well if you really commit to it. I don't mind you being back, as long as you put effort in and don't fuck off mid-feud. Page Two Cody does a retirement speech, I'm sad to see you go, I'm assuming the BL are leaving with you, as we previously discussed on AIM. Hopefully when shit settles down in your home life you might come back. Very enjoyable piece of writing from Bobby, you can spit fire at me all you want, I've slain many dragons ;) A Pugh Minio feud was on the cards from the moment they interacted, and I look forward to seeing the fruition. Christ, a cardboard cut out of Dupree, haha. And here's my match with Arnaud. I didn't enjoy it at all, not because I lost, but because of how Arnaud played. As soon as it was shown I was DR, you kept fucking running at me, probably smashing Y to desperately get an RKO off. You even done a catch finisher, to the outside. Then, when you realised you couldn't get running ones off, you would just do a quick knock down and a wake up taunt. Beating the WHC's alt means nothing in so many ways, especially if cardboard Dupree has more personality than you, and it sure as hell is meaningless if you win ugly. You shouldn't have pyro either. You also look like a blacked up version of Hairline. Please just go back to using KD and find someone to work with instead of.. Whatever the fuck you think you're doing. More show build from Nati to close page two. Page Three Stop asking for random gimmick matches for no reason. The Booby Manatee, oh sweet Christ I love you Drago <3 I'd say more about the RP but it's comedy gold. TARZAAAAAAAN BOOOOOOOOOY. Battle of the orients... And... Yeah, that music doesn't fit Matsu, no surprises there. I actually like the attire, just not the face paint. See? I'm not straight up burying KD, I'm being constructive. The match was a lot better than I expected it was going to be, it also made me miss competing in the EX-Division, maybe I should consider that for this talent initiative ;) Sigh, running finisher. Almost another finisher insantly... THIRST. Thirst wins, thirst wins. Pretty good Lex/Tobin RP that sets up for the main event, and ties in with what happened at Damnation (You bastard Tobin) Page Four Bobby is still trying to save Luke... Although a cult of Jookie would be hilarious... Can someone work on that? ON MY OWN, LIKE TAARZAAAN BOOOOOOOOOY. HELL DOESNT WANT THEM, HELL DOESNT NEED THEEEEEEEEEEEM... I love the air raid siren in Austin Boobries' intro, hopefully he does the Air Raid Siren in this match... All the attires fit the gimmicks, particular mic drop to Bobby for his. Predatorial finish from Drago, he gave Cobra time to finish his move, so, I'll allow it! Finale Nati, stahp, pls. Hope fully not the last we'll see of BL, as the tag division seems to be getting chaotic. The main event, I feel, could be a match of the year contender. ----------------------- I noticed a theme, you all want me, you're all hunting me, you think I'm in danger... I AM THE DANGER.

I refuse to work with anyone named "Justin Raze."

Also I clearly don't need to worry about McGee cashing in any time soon

i am the light that burns all shadows!

Was smythes promo video recorded on a potato?

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/fss/f08334690feb18d7afed4198acf80152/trancetheredeemer.jpg

Playin with my chihuahua... Fuck this place

I don't care about women's wrestling, I'm not really gonna care about women's e-wrestling, sad but true.

Go away now, there are other Feds than these.

Relax the rules on OMG, it's aesthetic ultimately as you lose a chance to win for it. KD is a better feud for Raze in all honesty.

Personally, I love the idea and concept behind the blacklist. Wheeler and Johnny are fun to work with, good to watch... I think they could do a lot once they kick into a gear.

I think the reason the OMG thing has relaxed as you can't win off of them, we decided they don't count towards the three finisher thing awhile back... You're basically giving up a chance to win to do some damage and add to the match, they can also be reversed.

Your comeback for whenever you're intellectually questioned is "in RL I'd snap your neck..." Really? Lol. I mean, if you don't care, it's fine, no need to go ahead and break a guys neck.

Spoiler: I am Cody Storm.

Could you guys stop putting all your faith in my stable? I'll wind up APEXing at the ppv at this rate.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE BOBBY! *hi-5*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMDT_OJ6oc

MAtsumoto is back as well?

So RIOT opens with the Blacklist being asshole heels, which works for them tremendously because they're all assholes, and heels. They do some references about NO being flooded and how a Cut Throat no show is inexcusable because of it, it works, it's logical. Good. COdy gets on the mic and talks about HIS championship, his TITLE reign, and how he's amazing. The Asian not-so Caucasion gets out and verbally lights him the fuck up. Aye, I like this and couldn't give a rats arse about Clemson, wherever the fuck that is. Yup, I'm being Scottish. KD brings back Arnaud and makes me want to fucking hang myself. That's all I have for that, I loved what you were doing previously, and now I'm like "oh I don't care." Arnaud doesn't even get X-Pac heat, he gets fucking DAN MAFF HEAT. Didn't care for SCW vs Arnaud, it was like Jumping Jeff Farmer vs a returning Brian Christopher... Yay I have no clue who the fuck one of you are, and the second guy has all of the care of mouldy coleslaw. Short and sweet from Cobra, where are we going here? Dr Smith looks like he might rape AC, this is disturbing. But man he's happy with his phone, must be Kelly Kelly offering him a BJ when he gets home. FUCK YOU CESAR, MY SIDES HURT. Raze vs KD was okay, it wasn't bad, it wasn't great. It had a unique feature of it being mostly outside the ring but that's about it. After the millionth wake up taunt I stopped giving a shit. Poor Tobin, I hope someone fucking bombs Nati, not with a power variety, but a C4 version... WHAT I DID THERE, DID YOU USEE IT?! NOTICE ME SENPAI! Close match with Drago and Johnny, I have Johnny to do big things, good things, don't let me down man, I really like your CAW and style, you could go far. Honest. DO IT. MAKE IT YOURS... Or flop like Hairline. If Jookie stays around he could be gold, in so many ways... The Family grows, people going against us is win, especially when you have an "ex" monster in Eli going around smashing folk, a 'david vs goliath' program could be a good short feud for someone. HINT FUCKING HINT. Raze, you were given gold, and pooped out cancer. Stop cutting kids, you poltroon. I spoke with you on AIM about what to do, please take it on fucking board. Minio vs Buff goes without saying. The match itself didn't work, you posted it here, but I don't even need to watch it to know I enjoyed it. You can call me lazy, but when I don't need to fucking watch something to know I'd like it, it speaks fucking volumes. Cody cut a promo, at Damnation I'm going to rape your soul and take your belt, then you can fuck off to Mecca and wherever you people come from. Frost vs Spider was a car crash, not in "bad crash" way but a "I want to watch this, fuck it I'm car crashing just to rubber neck this shit." Tobin is always good to work with and watch, Spider's style is a bit eclectic/cheese-lite for me, not as bad as Suda, but they both deliever fun, good looking matches so no fucks are given. One day, one day someone is going to catch the mic you drop Bobby... And then what? Good job hyping the match Mugen, and then one word describes it. WAR.