Adrian Bold

The camera opens outside of the OCW corporate building in New York. The camera slowly zooms up the building until it stops on a window on the top floor and slowly zooms in. As the camera reaches the top window the scene changes to a board room full of writers and talent relations executives. Corporate speaker: It's ten thirty! Adrian Bold was supposed to be here twenty minutes ago. I mean sure he's good in the ring but gentlemen his credibility is really holding him back. I mean please the man has had to take leave because of jail time, ruins sales and DVD releases multiple times and hasn't done a single minute of community service! Even Kage takes kids with down syndrome to the zoo once a month. *The door whips open like Kramer on Seinfeld* Adrian Bold walks in the room with Taco Bell and a large soda dressed in basketball shorts and a wife beater with a backwards hat. Bold sits down at the head of the table and mounts his feet on the table and takes a sip of his drink before he speaks. Adrian Bold: Sorry I was late I was in Africa teaching the little guys how to read...the helicopter dropped me off with the flying pig on the roof. I had to scale the building just to get in. Speaker: Adrian Bold, we here at OCW have had enough of your antics. You know exactly what we are talking about Bold. You always have to step in and cause some mischief for a laugh and quite frankly we can't take it anymore. Adrian Bold: Your firing your reigning N.A Champion? Speaker: Not quite Bold, we have designed a community rehabilitation process for you. Adrian Bold: Woah Woah Woah, the champ is narcotic free, don't pee test me because of my natural high testosterone count will show, but I'm no drug user. Speaker: Not that type of rehab Adrian. We have designed a ten step process to make you a better person. Your the guinea pig in our new program but we believe that you can complete it and save your job. Adrian Bold: What are we talking here.... Speaker: Community service is your first task. Adrian Bold: I can't do that, when I was in 8th grade my mom made me work the special olympics and I laughed all day! I was the first person to get thrown out of the Special Olympics for taking this picture and posting it on the internet. *Bold reaches into his wallet and pulls out this* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/RdiddyJ/20poufl.jpg Speaker: We were informed of this. Adrian your new job is to work with children, your going to clown school. Adrian Bold: No I'm Fuc- Speaker: and then your going to help establish some Rookies with your wisdom. If you don't comply with the terms you will be released and your title stripped from your name. Do you understand? Adrian Bold: Your going to regret this. Speaker: Your clown school starts tommorow morning at 8 A.M. There is no greater joy than seeing a child smile. Adrian Bold: You have just made the biggest mistake of your executive life sir, I'm out of here. Adrian Bold leaves his trash on the table and picks up his drink and storms out in a rage

there you are mystery man you went m.i.a after lution

I'm about to show everyone why Metal is dead

18 is legal for the pole LMFAO Double A's shirt wins! CJ vs Kang was very entertaining I thought for sure CJ beat caught him with the roll up! Mace vs Ed Reed went the other way. I was expecting reed to win in a another very close match but Mace finished it the the TKO Kang throws the Mic to Double A and Double A catches it. AA: Ya know... With all that makeup, i dont know if i should yell at ya, or *bleep* ya.

Ha good comeback

btw I love how every week VV cuts a promo about how nobody will beat him and then he loses LOL! VV you made the mistake of being bauers bag boy when you got here... if you joined infamous maybe you would of had a different path

The champ bumps this thread

Snape kills dumbledore inspiration

The camera opens up outside of Best Buy in Pittsburgh, Pennslyvania. A long line going around the block full of OCW fan's and Ebay moguls who either missed the show or are avid collectors are waiting to purchase the Wrestlution 3 DVD. Dozens of children scattered throughout the line wearing Rev Inc, and Nate Shirts. A few teenage boys with their friends sporting Death Row shirts and Cross merchandise. A bunch of plumpers sporting Deano Horse and Versus shirts. The fans are in full effect waiting patiently for their copy of the PPV. Fan Boy: Omg! I can't even wait to see who won the big matches! No spoilers guys! Fan Boy: Omg I know dude! I bet Versus won, and Nate, and Leon , and the odd couple, and especially Cross that Bold deserves a beating! All of a sudden out of the back end of the building drives a all black truck lifted with black rims and all tinted windows. A sticker on the back window reads, "White Devil Industries". As the truck finally reaches the fans the window rolls down. Slowly from the window emerges a megaphone. Voice: BOLD WINS! BOLD WINS! BOLD KILLED CROSS! YES! YES!!!!!!! The fans all turn towards the truck, many parents plugging their childrens ears. Adrian Bold emerges out from the window holding the megaphone in one hand, the North American title in the other! Bold: I AM THE GREATEST CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!! The crowd starts booing, a couple guys running up to the truck acting tough. Angry Parent: What's your problem man?! Bold holds the microphone up to the mans ear Bold: NATE BEAT KAGE! Angry Parent: WHAT THE FUCK!? Bold: FAUSTO WON TOO!! The mans hair is ruffled back and he is plugging his ears in agony. A soda can flies over the roof of the car almost hitting Bold. The line of people shifts from the store to go after Bold's truck. Bold steps on the gas and puts the megaphone out the window one last time. Bold: I WON I WON AHAHAHA! Tune into Riot to see your champion in a one time only a Bold invitational for the N.A Championship, and a match with Strider that I can gurantee with my given track record will be a win!

bleached shaved head and gold tights?!!?

I'm still winning ass kicking of the year regardless if your blind or not. When I beat helen keller for the north american title she didn't complain.

justin we will let you know when you zing someone... that was not a zing, faggot.

im working FUCK

very nice cross, appreciate the comment AA

he irish whipped mace into the car then quick grapple choke him against it...KIDDING Great promo Cross, now that I'm out of the picture I'm very curious to see where you take things from here

I completely fucking agree he calls me out every week thinking he deserves it when he hasn't done shit, then discredits cross. Does Cross promo about how Fausto is fighting Majin and he beat Majin last week?NO! You've been here for too long your a fucking has-been GTFO

BTW I'm pretty sure malu is a D.Tackle on my football team in RL http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01487/62/32/1487392326_l.jpg

I was talking about mace and ryder

First off lets start with the layout of Wreslution… I don’t know if it was jay or whoever but you guys don’t usually get credit. The layout is absolutely amazing and my hat is off to you guys who worked hard on the graphics and formatting I know it couldn’t have been easy. I love the animated .gif of the card at the top! -Majin is the fucking man: This has to be the ABOSOLUTE best video I have ever seen in OCW regardless! Majin is a stud and I marked the fuck out for this NwO type video! I better see this thing on riot whenever you guys come out now its soooooo bad ass god damn! The video is followed with a classic promo mocking the nwo and by gawd you guys set the tone for wrestlution right off the get go! Where the fuck did dennis rodman come from?!!?!? Death Row vs First Class Solution: I mark hard for first classes song I think its very fitting and its great to see guys use the paul London/Kendrick entrance. Death row I mark for even more. From the start I had my money on death row as all of you know from my comments on the shoutbox. I love the deathrow song its very fitting. Great match, Ryder and Aries put on a great show I love the highflying tag team with the poetry in motion and other great moves you guys do…Death Row with Mace with the power and A-Jax with the brawling I like it a lot I mark for Mace’s big boot he just like pushes aries with it in the beginning of the match its great. First Class Solution keep it up…oh wait Ryder walked out on the rookie! Looks like theres going to be a fued full of blonde hair…which is EXCELLENT! *points to head* The match was way too long as an opener but I mark for both parties so I sat through it. Lution party- Trips and his homo erotic partner Roman hold another festival inviting BB, Deano, and who? Funny promo… good stuff… loved the end when Bauer was hording food and beer and Deano used it as a cover great stuff! Leon and Kang promo- I mark for Kang but leon is the most boring wrestler in OCW I can’t stand his promos. Kang talking in the third person is great and I love it. WTF is a Molly Whoop!? Myself I have never been excited for FI match but with all this hype I’m sure it will deliver! The best part of the this promo is what at polling says: “More like a convention of fail” Teacher vs the Students- THE STUDENTS OWN! Steve got beat the fuck up in the beginning of the match. This is an example of why you should play more dark matches, but then steve proves me wrong and proves he is the ironman! Steve pulls out a huge comeback and should of won the match but the 2v1 were able to break it up which is crap. Steve I mark hard for your moveset its one of the best in OCW, rookies you impressed me. Vimes promo- I’m calling AJ returning just because of his activity on the boards lately if it is not I will be a sad panda. I’m really excited to work my way to find out whats the deal. Classic promo by REV INC! I mark hard for them especially with team captain Franchise cheering everyone up. A great promo whenever versus is around. I loved the whole thing but two hilarious lines stand out Guy looks up like an old man trying to understand pokemon, your antiques, and chubby lumpkins! Kang is dressed cleaner than Michael heatons STD record. I mark for double a’s entrance and attire HELLS DRUNK LOL! Kang is a reversal machine and it shows in this match, double A’s little corner combo was a little questionable but its not that big of a deal. Bold is a big DMX listener so whoever edited this match you get props. As I watched the match I was thinking this no different than any other match on riot..then kang got his foot on the ropes and things got interesting… HUGE COMEBACK and very entertaining I watched the whole thing because these are two guys I got my eye on for the N.A Title hunt. You guys put on hell of a match and my hats off it was truly a battle of respect. Smythe does a fucking concert… ARE you kidding me LMAO! I never would of seen this coming but this version of smythe is a rapper you don’t want to fuck with was better than the last time I heard it for sure. I dig it, I like how Smythe can rap about his wrestler how many other people can do that without looking like baxter trying to be down with the brothers. thats all i got to tonight ill finish later

FIRST POST LOLz!

I believe Jay said if there was a fuck up at like lution.....http://static.flickr.com/55/150664947_5a64267303_o.jpg

Maybe if he has cerebral pausly because Bold destroys the handicapped

P.S By adding gaines to your faction Rev inc has attained Cancer, full blown Aids, and S.A.R.S

so i mark the fuck out for rev inc that was really cool the way you ridded of the sweatshirts to reveil yourselves

Yeah, I just felt like you guys were bashing all the newer talent I realize thats not the case... my bad.