Kip Conrad

Bold you didn't beat me.

no on eundstanrds my sily jokes!

Owned!

OMG Breaking new has been banned? so no more breaking news in the future? what will we do? wait... wait... I KNOW! We could send ocw staff back to 5th grade to learn how to wrtie up sentances. (unless kd wrote this.) untill then breaking news has been banned!

FIXED

HE IS GOING WILD ON HIM WILD!!! oh and top 5 aint updated on front page. :0

http://www.madore.org/~david/images/cards/french/king-hearts.png ok my bad

http://blog.syracuse.com/metrovoices/2008/01/large_king.jpg

who is king? is it http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/ceo_socnet/image/burger-king.jpg or http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o81/kyko_shauran/tekken/T5DR_King.jpg or http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Elvis_Presley_-_Honorary_Statue/elvis_presley_001_072807.jpg

I can beat leon. I'll hold 3 titles at once. As far as my kissing goes, most of you are just upset you have not gotten kissed yet. Smythe just hates it cuz he can't get enough of it.

the truth is that certain people get picked even when they have been gone and return because everyone else sucks balls maybe if other people stepped up there would be more choices. I am getting tired of kissing the same people (smythe)

Jay when I say you got owned, relax its the internet. Take a joke and update the champions page!

someone got OWNED!

Poes's girlfirend allowed him to get kissed by me. even if she didn't it was gonna happen anyway :)

at least he is smart, he knows I'm a wreslter Smythe does not want to fuck with"

when will the champions page be updated?

sigs can be done at any point in a match but you can only do each sig move once.

You really are a joker.

I reported my win against Smythe for this riot but i noticed in my tag match from earlier this year against deano and leon, i recorded a loss against them both? i think i was only supposed to take a loss from one of them? correct? otherwise i need to add a win against WW from our tag match on the ppv.. Also boss, i was away this weekend you want me to wait to post results until after a show is posted for a few hours so you get what you ask for I had no internet untill Sunday night so either let us report when we can or suck it up and at times you have to wait.

(Kip exits a limo and walks backstage he has his Iphone on and is listening to an Audio book by L. Ron Hubbard about Scientology. He has an assistant now video recoding him as he walks. Kip pulls out one of his headphones and talks.) Kip: So start recording and just get everything, and you will edit this together for the first webisode of my reality show. Assistant: Rolling Film! Kip: Thetan? Trapped in this body? I have seen more believable Star Trek episodes then this Scientology stuff! Getting into this church to better my career will take the performance of a lifetime! Each and ever viewer is going to see how Kip Conrad Conquers Hollywood! Saturday is my first church meeting in west LA. you will have unprecedented footage of my life both in and outside of OCW and how I go from OCW superstar to Hollywood Mega Star. Kip: Lets focus on my current job as International and Tag team Champ! I am a true Dual Champ in OCW! Seth is an enigma because I Fail to see the reason that someone who can not win would be paid so much? Regardless he is a notch in belt, not like Smythe but as in another title defense and win for Kip Conrad. Tonight however I will finish what was started on Turmoil, Smythe will get what is coming to him. Not only a loss AGAIN to Kip Conrad but what we all know he really wants... A BIG WET KISS ON THOSE BIG SOFT LIPS! No Homo. (Kip laughs) Kip: The real question is what lip balm do I use? Orange/passion Fruit? Mango Blast? Maybe a Vanilla Mint? (Just then Kips I phone beeps and as the camera still rolls he looks and rads the message.) Kip: The other half of the OCW tag team champs Chris "Sweet" Ryder did and interview with E! Online. His new agent who happens to be Tom Cruises old agent got him this interview. Lets see iF we can find it online. It will be good to get Ryder some exposer outside of OCW. (Kip heads over with both The International Title and Tag title in his hand and sits down and uses his iphone to search the net for Ryders E! Online interview.) Kip: Lets see... well I might as well check out the Hollywood news on PerezHilton.com I was at the "Tea Leaf" on Santa Monica Blvd. last night maybe someone posted a pic of me. Lets see the headlines. Yeah Lohan is a lesbo slut what else is new. Mickey Rourke may play clayface in new Batman movie No CG needed! Angelina Jolie plans on getting plastic surgery on her vagina after her 9th baby. (Kip chuckles but his laugh turns to a amazement as the camera man moves around to see what he is looking at.) Kip: "PerezHilton.com reports OCW star Chris" Sweet" Ryder loses control and jumps up and down on couch of E! online interview set. Video has hit 100 thousand hits on youtube in 2 hours." What? What the.... (Kip clicks the video and sees a looping video of Ryder jumping up and down on a sofa during his interview. He sees this...) http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5876/sweetryderjumprl5.gif Kip: Uhhhh. Assistant: That's more hits on his video then you had all month on your website? Kip: I have to get ready shut the camera down. Assistant: But you wanted all Access! Kip: SHUT IT DOWN! (The Camera shuts off.)

trance you made me cry can i have a kiss to make me feel better? (note non color text)

Dexter D.. The D stands for ..... D's Nuts!

Smythe is just upset that I have not given him a second chance of lip on lip action.

My spunk will look good on your face. No Homo.

nice sig I am a trend starter thanks for confirming it.