Kip Conrad

OUCH!

Kip's AB-FAB Fasion faux pa's Justin Rox I think you are retarded and I will get my answer with one question I have to ask you. Did you looked in the mirror before you left for the arena tonight? Scratch that you must have and you decided to leave anyway I have my answer. Omega dragon looks like every member of Linkin Park and Sandra oh had a baby. Yes Omega got the butter-face gene Kelly Gomez = typical mexicali girl! Wait till she hits the age of 28 and her blood turns to pancake batter and she actually shrinks in Height. Hoochie now Humpback in the future. Leon topless.... I dig it! especially after I gave him a nice wet one in the tag match But black slacks and black tuxedo rental shoes? Psssshhh! You are the OCW champ dress like it! Cruz needs to get back to Mexico city and get one of the million sweat shops to re make him some none seizure inducing tights. Trips in an open button shirt with 6 foot long lapels and grey/tan suit. Hold on I'd rather look at my laberdoodle's pile of poop then you. Did you buy that suit at Fanana Republic? (that is the fake Banana Republic.) I know you will say it's SUPER DUPER expensive but with a nose like that I already know your a lier. FYI black shades are so 2008! Blade? Who is Blade? Well he can't beat M.M.M (Something I can do!!) and he is unaware that goggles and line-beards are as cool as socks and birkenstocks. Black and white blade? so original in your color choice. Your character is as exciting as your attire. Not to worry He will be MIA in a day or 2 anyway. Now at least M.M.M wears makeup but you should have a smile on your face, That kiss i gave you should still send shivers down your spine. I'm glad you have taken to the "No-Homo" gimmick but Smythe being my stalker is enough I don't need you as well. I will say it looks like you worship a sun god with the design on your tights and it seems you prayed for a win. Glad he answered. I guess last week you prayed for an angel to kiss your lips. Your sun god is 2 for 2!. My new haircut AB-FAB!!!!! Ryder having no durability as fabulous as a black and red attire. Oh yeah Leon is black and red, that makes you the 100000 person in OCW to use that color scheme! Nice way to be an original champ! When have you seen a champ wear florescent pink and light sky blue! Exactly! I am one in a million, make that 2 million. Deano that hair is so last year, and can you be any more boring with your attire. OMG FFS! You are the PRIDE champ! Have a little PRIDE in your attire! As sexy as you say you are, you make me want call TLC's what not to wear and have them help you out. Ryder black and blue attire matches your durability you need some style, I'll share some knowledge BUT NOT ALL OF IT! Smythe may be the worst dressed man in OCW. I am now totally regretting that kiss. GREEN AND WHITE? Is your attire designed off a Jackson Pollock piece or baby vomit? I have an idea find whatever default desgin you can and use it as your pant desgins that will be a winning attire for sure! NOT! Also....Can your hood cover your horrible extensions anymore? Thanks. Mayhem forgot to change from his day job as a Homosexual Vampire Dominatrix. next week he will come out with lube and a latex body suit. Also is it me or does Mayhem have the littlest feet and boots in ocw? you should have been a ballerina with feet that small. Or your a Chinese woman and your feet were bound to stay a size five either way you are the opposite of a weeble wobble you look like you will fall down. I have been to runway shows where the "Hobo" look was done right, HGF however is a actual Hobo so in turn I feel sorry for him. I'm sure he smells like ball sweat and shit with a hint of rum. I actually hope he is booked in a inferno match so we can burn the millions of disease's off of his body all at once and consider it a reset button. Someone call Solid Snake HGF needs a cardboard box to live in while everyone in the world who saw him in this attire dies and he can come out like it never happened. VFM, is a strapping man but to much green can make anyone look like the winner of VF1's tool academy. There are other colors in the spectrum. Explore a bit, we get it your a pothead but you can still be a stylish pot head look at Matthew Machoney or Keeanu Reeves! All in all Kip gives turmoil a 5 out of 5 style rating. Here is the breakdown of the ratings. Justin Rox 0 stars Omega Dragon 0 stars Kelly Gomez 0 stars Leon (street gear) 0 stars Cruz 0 stars Trips 0 stars Blade 0 stars MMM 0 stars Ryder 1 star Deano 0 stars Leon 0 stars Smythe 0 stars Mayhem 0 stars HGF -2 stars VFM 0 stars Kip 6 stars You are all welcome.

No Homo

I know how to wake you up from that dream. Hint: It worked for sleeping beauty.

this card sucks and you all know why. guess this is what i get for posting an rp in the role play section. HAHHAH

Dexter D do not skip the fact Smythe got kissed in his mouth! Least we forget my record shows I AM NO JOBBER unlike Smythe and his fatal attraction to me!

the NO HOMO can not be no-sold... It knocks you guys off your feet!

the coming of justin rox.... GROSS

Ocw Tv Censored Me! I Demand Justice! FYI MMM and his editing skills rule, the small additions he did to our match are classic!

shhhhh. i need to read up on my hollywood gossip at http://perezhilton.com/ that and ugly betty spoilers http://ugly-betty.spoilerbuzz.com/

your head will explode from the pure sexual tension that will fill the ring to the brim! (question is what head will be exploding)

when is our promised tag team title match?

(Kip is walking backstage and is one of the first to arrive for tonight's Riot and is on his cell phone as the camera focuses on him. Kip is wearing His new white sunglasses a Pink Boa and white leather pants. He is in the middle of talking as we see him.) Kip: I think it's a great name Chris. "Sweet" Ryder is so on the Money. Trust me I know what Hollywood wants and Hollywood wants "Sweet" Ryder. I know I know my agent said the Tivo will get set up by tonight. (Kip walks past a window and stops to check his reflection, he fixes his hair and then keeps walking.) Kip: If all else fails as a backup my agent is recording Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy so we can watch them tomorrow. (Kip laughs..) Kip: They call him McDreamy for a reason. (Kips stops.) Kip: Nohomo. (Just then Jim Black comes up and begins to talk to Kip.) Jim: Kip do you have a minute? (Kip acting as if he is on the run way stops, steps and turns as he lowers his sunglasses and looks at Jim.) Kip: I'll Catch you on the rebound "Sweet" Ryder. Jim make it quick before the Paparazzi have a field day me talking to you will cause a riot in the media. (Jim looks around and only sees backstage OCW crew and labor workers.) Jim: Ummm. Ok? Kip to kick off 2009 you went into a 3 way and walked out International Champ. Once again ending very quickly a title reign held by Aries as well as a once again humiliating Smythe to win the match your thoughts? (Kip shifts his weight and begins to speak.) Kip: Was there ever any doubt I would not win that match? I was fighting a retarded Bob Marley and a butch midget? Look at me? I'm the face of OCW. I'm not only a Hollywood star, but I am a simply fabulous! I bring style and Charisma to this otherwise boring and blend company. Just like the Pride title I will make this International title a title worth holding on to. Something none of the other carbon copies could do. Jim: What about Smythe and what happened in the ring? Kip: Ahhhh Smythe! He is like my Milk Chocolate Bunny on easter I can't wait to sink my teeth into. (Jim speaks up.) Jim: Nohomo? (Kip points at him as if to say "that's right") Kip: I will admit, Smythe had some soft lips. He must really take care of himself you see man-grooming is an art you know? And i respect him for being kind enough to moisturize his lips like he does. Thanks Smythe! But To be serious I feel bad for Smythe so insecure with his sexuality. So tense when it comes to this topic. Lets not hide behind the curtain anymore Smythe! First the dress, then the Kiss! I'm like a blue bird who has to spread his wings. I know you can't stand to see me in the ring with other guys but tonight. When I look at Michael Morrison and I try to see what makes him so Mad and when I lay a big wet one on him and that frown turns upside down. (Kip fixes his hair.) Kip: Smythe will have to understand that what me and Smythe have is not exclusive to just us I am a gift to OCW and I need to share it. Smythe this is a demon you will have to deal with in your own way. Kip is no ones property but fear not come tag team title time when myself and Sweet Ryder give the ocw fans what they want and win the titles I'll give Smythe a little something to hold him over, don't you worry. Lets just hope Smythe is not some kind of stalker. We don't need this turning into a Mark David Chapmen / John Lennon type thing. Catch my drift Jimmy? (Jim can't believe what he is hearing as he looks at Kip in a very strange way.) Jim: You have changed a bit sense we last say you in 2008? Kip: Life is short Jim, and it's simple. I need to share myself with the world. God gave me this gift. (Kip turns around slowly and shows off his body.) Kip: It would be a sin to keep this from anyone. (Kip leans in to Jim and speaks in a "Matter of fact") Kip: With great beauty comes great responsibility. (Jim shakes his head as Kip's phone rings.) Kip: It's the coast. Gotta take this! (Kip answers the phone and walks away.) Kip: Ronnie Babe, I can't miss Grey's Anatomy tonight! I need to know what Meredith is gonna say to him..... (As Kip walks away Jim looks to the camera speechless.)

I agree with your friend, I have no idea how this feels.

Queerbate = a premiscuous queer who takes pleasure in taking it in the ass. so jay whats going on later? nohomo

i think gaines was not aggressive at all in his comment, gaines voiced his opinion on what he thought he would like to see trips do, gaines was not flamming or mean or being overly rude. People can comment on things that would like to see or wish to see its fine. Much like if you watch wwe raw but wished cena would have done this instead of that. I think Gaines was fine in what he said. Yeah trips mentioned the tv title he used it to show his connection with leon in the past but for gaines, gaines felt it was a little much and shared that in a non-aggressive way. comments can range from critiques, to props, to different ways people would have liked to see something as long as its non-aggressive is what counts.

2 things 1: I can not record my entrance I have windows vista 64 bit and nothing I had previously will work on the system and I can not afford a new cap device at this time. 2: why is Michael so mad? Well besides the fact he is not as fabulous as me. I guess a kiss is in order to make him cheer up. nohomo

you are dumb

FIXED.

So Cal my man! nice and cozy!

i guess if your measuring over variables for some match types like elimination then why not 3 and 4 ways? if you admit they are harder then 1v1 why not have them show in the reward for the winner?

no im not worried about top five, i know i am tied but i feel that even if this was not my match this issues needs to be addressed. a 3 way is harder to win then a 1v1 and deserves more then a 1v1 by this standard a tag match only the guy who pins should then submit match against the guy he pinned correct?

but smythe walked away scott free? and i get the same as deano and he only had to beat one guy i beat 2?

I have a question, in a 3 way like the one I was just in I beat Aries and Smythe. I pinned Aries but I still had to deal with Smythe. Shouldn't I also put in a win over Smythe as well. I mean he did technically lose as well as Aries. I should gain more points the a 1v1 win should i not? I did beat 2 opponents at one time? The way it is no Smythe has no consequence for the fact he lost the 3 way? he is scott free? while aries takes the full brunt of the loss. I think tags work well where each member of the winning team put a victory of a member of the losing team IE: kip and ryder fight smythe and malu, kip pins smythe so kip puts in a win over smythe and ryder a win over malu but as it stands in a 3 way currently the guy who lost but didnt get pinned faces no penalty and the winner gets nothing extra for beating 2 people at once.. can i also put in a victory over smythe as well? Or is there a way to split points? 10 to aries for getting pinned and 6 to smythe for losing as well?

can aries have that achievement twice since i took his pride and INT titles?