Smythe D. Wonder

seriously... I understand they are your friends... but they really do not know the new FPR rules for 08... they need to be retested on those rules... cause if I`m in a match with them and they mess up like that... I`ll be pissed... I was once a rookie... and people were this hard on me... and I didn`t have someone defend me... I didn`t cry... I apologized, pleaded my case... and learned... I wasn`t taught by the top dawgs... I was whooped on... and my FPR got good because I respect what OCW does... and I learned the rules... I want Mace and A-Jax to do the same... I say what I want... and it`s the truth... the Sensational Alliance took me in because it works... and I have proper FPR... you need to explain to them that proper FPR is important.. and you should have done things the right way... which would have been to reply both of those matches... the new show isn`t for rookies to sketch FPR... Sketchy FPR gets people released from active competition (D-Jack)... I watch every match... so I see everything... I didn`t say their FPR was terrible... I said A-Jax is better at FPR than Mace... and I said they don`t know the new rules for 08... I also said whoever tested these guys should be kicked in the nuts... as it would be there fault that the new guys don`t know the new rules... but whatever... and your opinion sucks... don`t ever give it again... I gave my opinion even when I sucked... it`s what I do... I guess you guys just listen more because I win more than I lose... I`m growing tired of your whining and defending these guys... and I really hope that next time they come on the forums and take the earfull themselves... and a real LOL... for saying I got it easy... I think it`s really time you stop holding their hands... and you shall not refer to me as jobber ever again... you sir are the new JOBBER of OCW... I hereby deem you "CrossJobber"

one part orange one part red a finisher is ok... you can pin someone at red/orange as long as the finisher is done at red/orange...

this guy has an NA title shot this week???? anyone else smell clusterfuck???

my first OCW match... I Tylered a few times and I think I did a strike and a grapple in the corner... and I was destroyed... almost kicked out of OCW... flame war after flame war... cause i didn`t read and understand the rules... A-Jax and Mace do not understand the rules either... their picking up when they can`t there hitting finishers when they can`t... it`s not about they have a show to screw up... they aren`t supposed to do it... don`t go telling them it`s ok... VV should be pissed that he played a fair clean match and after 10 minutes has the match ended in a completely unruly fashion... in my eyes both wins simply don`t count...

I`m not sure we should allow that CAW in OCW... it`s pretty homo.... if D-Jack wants to be taken seriously he has to build a CAW that would pass as an actual wrestler... his FPR is great... that thing tho... is not...

I wish Ambition were here when I was a rook... this idea is awesome... and the fact we have enough rooks and low card guys to do it makes it even better... in the Ambition Wonder report I`m going to give constructive criticism instead of bashing... it`s only fitting... anyway we start with a Death Row rp... and I must say these guys are working their asses off in OCW... I like the fact that I know alot about them and I see them alot... suggestion tho: they need to be more badass... their ex-cons... former gangsters... I need to see that... first match is Baxter vs Mace... I hate when recorders come to the ring and they stand on the apron.... your apart of the show once you record... stand outside and taunt do something... Cross does make a few moves... but the standing on the apron thing is unrealistic... Mace does a ground strike then a ground grapple at 945... easy mistake and most likely a slip up... now the finisher at 1138 is completely legal... as it`s off a reversal... however pickups before double red (with a flash finisher) is not... alot of people break that rule tho... Mace kicks out of Baxter`s finisher... 1640 we get a ground grapple followed by a pickup (not allowed as the ground grapple constitutes as your move and the pickup being a second grapple)... eh match was decent... Valmont is mad he`s on ambition... but he`s yet to pick up a win in like forever... at least he`s got uber noob in A-Jax right... WRONG... I like A-Jax.. his FPR is better than Mace`s... he does alot of running moves tho... I frown upon that... and then we get to the ending... and pick up on double orange is illegal... then an attack after a pickup on double orange is illegal... and a finisher on double orange is definitly illegal... this match actually shouldn`t have gone up and should have been redone... whoever tested A-Jax and Mace should be kicked in the balls as they don`t grasp any of the new 08 rules at all... anyway the Main event was like a regular match... Vindy has FPR down... this maatch was actually entertaining... dragged out longer than it should have tho.... but a good match nonetheless... a good show.... hopefully we can get some feuds tossed in here to make this show overly interesting like Riot and Turmoil...

What Nate`s retiring??? this means I will be king soon enough... there`s nowone to hold the black man down now... KILL`EM KAGE.... KILL`EM

I know you do... I remember having a match with you and you were like... I`m the only good guy that can do this... and you grab my poor arms and stretch them behind my head.... and ref say ropebreak and you say.... NOOOO... there going to break... and you choke people alot... that`s not nice Guy...

my second match was against Guy Fausto, 3rd match against Bauer and AA, Forth against you and Bold... any fellow rookies I faced I beat... I just played all the ME guys right away... made a career of jobbing... and look at me now... haha I had a devil of a rookie campaign... all these rooks have it insanely easy... I`m going to bed now rooks... your wonder report will have to wait till tomorro... if you guys want one that is... but of course you do... hell, a show isn`t a REAL show unless there`s a wonder report...

yeah I know it`s a little late... but screw you guys... I worked this weekend hard... I was pissed the whole time... dammit... a note before the report... I`m really happy that the wonder report is read on every show and the fact that people respond with reasons for the botches... makes it worth while to do the report... I do think however that people aren`t watching the damn shows... so many things were missed in this weeks show... and Turmoil... it`s like people just watch what they are part of and skip the rest of the show... what I`d love to see is everyone who`s in a match give an analysis of the match... what they`re thinking??? how they played??? what they should have done better... anyway Riot keeps getting better and better... the wrestlers are so polished in character it`s a joy to sit and watch... a match is made between Boldust and former NA champion DJ chino... I`m actually eager with anticipation waiting to see what Boldust looks like... which is another Markout for Bold... holy batman long ass RP... Fausto comes out... and explains why he pulled the double switch at R2G.. it all makes sense in the end... but it draws the attention of the entire alliance... which you think would be bad for Fausto... but he escapes unscathed... Fausto unveils his trickery that has earned him a spot in the Main Event at Lution... (like anyone else would possibly be more fitting)... Jay welcomes the new guys... Majin vows to retain the title... Smythe abuses his new found partner making his Match with Nate Ortiz a "Smythe can`t get DQ`ed" match... Malu basks in his victory over Cooper... and the alliance leaves... that pretty much summed up the feud up until R2G... I marked for Kang`s shirt... it looks like something that`ll actually sell in a store... 2 points... Kang/Leon is a good match... Kang is pretty much the reversal king of OCW... as he pretty much only attacks once he`s counter something you try... facing him is frustrating as hell... 1030 mark the most boring exchange ever happens... Leon strong grapple counter, Kang strong grapple counter, Leon strong grapple counter... lol... Leon spends a fair amount of time walking backwards... only thing Kang can really mount with success is irish whips... there were more reversals in this match then I thnk I`ve ever seen... great match... then Double A comes in and knocks them both over with Kendo sticks... which Leon and Kang both no sell and Double A runs away... quick question??? Why are Leon and Kang putting a guy over who hasn`t been active in months??? and why are Kang and Leon standing up after taking Kendo sticks to the head??? Pee Stee annoys Martin... with an interesting RP... love the reference to me in the end... clearly I`m cooler than you all realize... haha... another match I can`t wait to see... Sweet RP guys... Bold you are such an idiot... lol... I marked... I think the Goldust entrance is in the game tho... the Boogeyman one didn`t fit too well... umm... running attack after running attack, irish whip aftr irish whip, I think Bold has a hoover or two in there... the finisher had no flashing icon at all... I can`t wait to see the NA title match next week... uuuggghhh Nate calls Kage out to the ring and says he DOESN`T WANT TO FIGHT??? what... after all we did to him at R2G... dammit... Wresolution 3... Nate Vs Kage... WOW... but then Nate puts Kage through a table... nate you bastard that was uncalled for... you`ll pay later tho... Strider makes an apperance... plugging his Gauntlet match at Lution... Strider you won`t be champion after Lution... just come to grips with it... haha... Leon and Kang talk about jobbing to the Kendo stick... and they agree it`s Kangs Fight... and I`m Leon.... but when I run into Leon right after I decline his offer for a Lution match... focusing my first Wresolution on the Future investment clause... interesting indeed... Pee Stee/Martin is decent... 4 minute a huge botch fest with failed irish whips in the crowd area... LOL... 550 spot was sweet... Pee Stee taunts with teh fan taunt out side the ring... and Martin dives on him... lol... this match was another dose of irish whips... but you guys looked like you had a blast playing... I do however draw the line with the flaming bat bit... it`s kinda something that should be saved for PPV`s... all in all... I liked the match.. and I watches it all... Parker Declares his last hurrah as the hardcore champion will be at lution... kinda sad... but it`s needed... on another note... I think it`s tiem to stop having the hardcore title defended every week... that`s the main reason why were growing tired of the weapons... Am I an attention whore or what??? CJ comes to tell us about his movie.. and well... it went downhill for him from there... Leon makes the save but the damage is done... Smythe has Declared tonight his night as he gets to Main Event for the first time... and he`s rigged the match with Nate in his favour... what a dick... Cross gives his guys a pep talk??? WTF... more badassery is required here... Cross is the biggest man in OCW... we should fear him... him telling his goons to keep there heads up... just isn`t cool... I need more... "After I deal with Mayhem... I`m gonna slap you bitches around for losing to Bold" type of deal here... and Cross I feel sorry for you having to face MAyhem... Mayhem is insane... 11 minutes done.... he`s tough as Nails... a well put together Caw... I may have a win over him... but he hit a finisher on me... and I had to reverse another finisher before I had him red/orange to beat him... Facing Mayhem isn`t a match... it`s a slaughterhouse... Martin is really mad at Pee Stee... who woulda thought??? rook you should be thankful to be alive after facing Pee Stee in his match!!! I hate you Leon... I hate you cause you lie to Rachel about us.... All you had to do was be my goon... dump the bitch.... and we would have run Riot... me you and Pee Stee... but because of your subborness... I had to join the alliance!!! Pee Stee is now a double CHampion... while Regan is making sure your life just sucks a little bit more this week... oh yeah... me and Pee Stee thank you.. haha... great RP Leon... I finally get my chance in the spotlight... and my new theme suggests I`m loving it... Nate`s really mad at me after R2G... problems... this is another must watch match on my end... just awesome all the way through... NAte almost gets us counted out due to his hatred... smashing my poor head into the steel steps... bastard... I hit all of my signature moves on Nate... a "pop, lock'n drop'em" on the outside and a stargazer later in the match.... I do mess up a few times with 2 maybe 3 bad Tylers... the last of which I give Nate a free Strong grapple for cause it was that bad... out of respect "I`m thinking" Nate hits the Matt Slam for only 10 damage... point of note.... if you watch this match... there`s hardly any irish whips or running attacks... the reason being... you get more damage in combos... anyway... there`s reversals and combo reversals and pretty much a chess going on in this match... I get ahead by switching from a strike engage to a strong grapple engage and I catch Nate 3 times in a row at one point... I`ll have to say even tho he didn`t say it... I think Nate was impressed by my showing... we did play that match all the way through as well... I wanted to see if it was my time to take my place among the elites... spot of the match is where I have Nate finishable and Nate see what my perk does as I get flashing finsher about 3 times in one minute... anyway... I get a toe kick after a missed strong grapple attempt by NAte... and here`s my moment of glory... my victory over Nate.. (or course the edit is gonna happen so nowone would have known if I won)... but Nate counters with a "it`s not your time young grasshopper" and it went pretty much downhill from there... haha anyway back to the report... after Kage has seen enough.. he gets into the ring and powerbombs Nate... (completely legal under my new match clause...) and I go for the cover... sweet... 1,2.. NATE KICKS OUT... sure... I wait like a snake in the grass... duck under SDW... FTW... of course 1,2... NATE KICKS OUT AGAIN... clearly this is impossible... si I pick up the devestated NAte Ortiz... and hit another SDW... busting his head open and knocking him out... but he no sells... and proceeds to OWN ME with the STFNATE... that wasn`t nice at all... Fausto runs down to save NAte form a Kage beat down and KAge bails and leaves me in the ring... lucky I`m quick like panther and escape running fatman... you`ll get yours next week Fausto... and I`ll have the champ with me... prick...fantastic job... and nice editing.... Reed ans Strider get into it after.... about time dammit... I`ve been waiting to see these two fight forever... an awesome match in the making... Guys thinks he`s square with NAte... haha.. YEAH RIGHT... what?? you guys can`t top Smythe/Nate??? sick tag match... Fausto is clearly the dirtiest face wrestler ever... a win for the Aliiance is always good to me... but where`s the snazzy ending where`s the wow... me and NAte had wow :( great show everyone... another top notch Riot...

cmon I had a 3 on 1 against Casey, Gertrude, and Sara Skyes... it was forgotton the day after... this will be memorable... that I can gaurantee...

random 3 on 1`s yeah... but this has substance baby...

HAHA I get to beat up onsomeonein a 3 on 1??? this isgonna be sweet... Majin???let me get the pin...I`ll even drop the fly fatty elbow on his ass??? yeah that`ll be sweet...

Something is wrong with Nate... Kicking out of the Kage powerbomb is one thing... but kicking out of an SDW is impossible... and after the second one... that`s just not right... Nate clearly has overcome the odds yet again... I had him...

match was staged... Pee Stee didn`t play himself... was a work from start to finish..

HAHA Bold you thought you were close!!! I saw that one coming... and I was almost right on the money... I said you stayed in that match with a shytload of running attacks and strong grapple reversals... the sheer amount of times he strong grappled was amazing... might be a record... I knew he`d blast you in LOTR and the Leon Pee Stee match shouldn`t count

the tylering wasn`t all you it happened both ways... just people getting used to playing a certain way... it happens to everyone.... as you get further and more comfortable in matches you`ll notice you`ll tyler less... side note: while blatent tylers are frowned upon... alot of them are just timing mistakes.. I.E one person hits grapple at the same time as another person strikes... the most important part of the rule is that you don`t follow up a tyler... you back off... but I don`t like when a person has a move reversed so the oppoment is behind you and you jam the strike button to turn around and Tyler.... that`s wrong...

This Turmoil was great... which means Riot will most likely be outstanding... but Turmoil was great nonetheless... we Start with RD... explaining to everyone that he is unbeatable... which he will have to be tonight because I think he will have his hands full with TV champion Trips... the First match of the night made me mark like crazy... for starters... the rook has the most jobberistic theme ever... even more jobberish than my Killers theme when I first started... then the match music... it`s fucking savage rap... I mark again... thirdly Pee Stee just kicks the crap out of the rook... Gary`s moveset is biased as he gets Pee Stee`s body orange without any head damage... might wanna check that out... and Pee Stee drops the elbow at the 11 minute mark... making this the fastest 08 match thus far... another point of note... Pee Stee... he`s a rook... and you killed him... use the front finisher once in a while... the front finisher is a sign of talent... the elbow drop??? well you know what I think.. Mr. Jones is drilling his rook on aggressiveness... which is the one thing that all rooks need to learn when adjusting to FPR... play fair and play aggressive... awww Bauer`s had a change of heart... I guess being the laughing stock of the company would do that for you... but why would the fans cheer you??? cause you lost to Majin and RD in one night??? cause Majin beat you up after??? ahh maybe because you think you`ll have them both the next time... you need to do a good deed to become a face... look at Leon... he`s acting like a good guy... but he`s still known as my best friend... and a piece of scum... good deeds = face, FTW More rooks in action here... ALOT of Tylering... but it`s expected... I noticed Aries has rid himself of the girly slaps... thank god... but he still has the psyique of a hermaphadite... and he used more than 10 running attacks in the match... something that shows that your outmatched... Aries has spactacular control over his rolling... I marked for that.... and I watched this whole match... it was entertaining even tho it was slow paced... good match... Jones Rips into his rookie for losing... and Vindicator threatens to seek redemption on the Steve... oh boy... next we have Michael Owen in his last Turmoil Appearance giving the Air off.. and well have yet another new rookie team with Cruz against the combo of Crowe and Grimm... the new rookie looks like me... he does my taunts... he tries to copy my moves... but he`s dressed like a freakin male stripper... anyway he was impressive... much more versed inthe game than the other rooks... he played a decent match... of course he lost... Crowe and Grimm are a good team... maybe the best team in CCW... the rook calls himself the black perfection... and he`s looking for a black guy... CCW only has one of those... and he wears the strap... Richard Bloood gets to play leader for the ALLIANCE tonight... and he gets to welcome the new guys... first is me... I debut a new theme... and a new attention whore entrance... nothing says attention whore like sparkles and firworks... please believe SDW is set to make immense noise with the Alliance... then we get Spoon who goes a lil MAjin with the top hat... Spoon looks badass... and he`ll show badassery against Pugh later in the Night... and well not really a new edition but Kage makes the trip.... we all go through spleals about why we joined... alot of yadda yadda... Pugh`s jobber music is kick ass as well... haha... Spoon really looks like Bagwell.... I mark for them both... especially since Pugh has spoons haircut.... lol... Spoon does commentary throughout the match... it`s pretty good... shoutout to MMM in there... I liked it... regardless of what people say... Puh can play this game... he`s clearly outmatched here tho... I`d love to see what Pugh could do against Aries or another newer Lightheavy... no CFC.. no markout for the finish... spoon you bastard... Gaines and Deano get together for an RP... after last week Gaines telling Deano he wanted nothing to do with him??? I mean they job to the tag team champs and now their best friends??? I just don`t get it... MMM is rusty as he fights Blood.... both men are DR for a good 4 minutes before Blood picks up the win VIA pedigree... then MMM kick the crap outta Blood and nowone comes to help Blood cause he was such a jerk to us all before.... take that blue blood biatch... NYAH... MInistry/Seth was a good watch... point of Note... Seth`s Caw needs a serious reworking... for a powerhouse tech guy he has a bunch of quick little man moves... rollover takedown,quick chop, quick running combo forearm, from the top of my head.... not to mention the strangeness of the powerhouse tech combo to begin with... poor Blade missed the entire PPV and then after that... Guy walks into the bar... orders a rasberry gingerale and tries to sit with the good guys after all he`s done... Nate ain`t having it... after a vote.. (which Nate lost) he kicks Fausto out anyway... proving the point I was trying to make to Bauer earlier... good deeds = Face... FAusto letting Versus pin him with a euro uppercut jsut wasn`t enough... the ME was fantastic... with a about 5 minutes of both guys trying to pull out the victory in the end... I saw a few finisher reversals... you can tell this match was serious too... no taunts from Trips the whole time... like to add that Trips can no longer make fun of Bauer... as he`s jobbed to RD with champ stats... something Bauer didn`t have when he lost at the PPV.... Trips destroyed RD in the beginning... making me root for him a bit.. but in the end... RD simply dominated... the last 2 minutes being just RD owning and going for the finish... awesome match... and my favourite OCW theme... (BLade`s old theme) made a guest appearance... was lovin it... Great turmoil... just great... can`t wait for Riot now...

Bold you`ll be depressed when you match up against Nate... I`ll go out on a limb and say he beat you by about 150 points...

why the fuck is someone trying to be Smythe Dawonder??? why is he tagging with Cruz??? I want an explaniation NOW.. I know I`m the Most Markable man in OCW..... but that doesn`t mean CCW needs an SDW of their own..... jesus...

if Robert Owen is still the GM of Turmoil next week.... I willl be disappointed... now I have to wait for Riot... and I`m gonna be away all weekend... so I might not be able to see my damn show till monday... not Impressed at all...

wow... doesn`t this warrant a Steve/Vindicator match... back in the day I was like... "hi I`m Smythe I like it here" and Vimes was like.. "I HATE YOU 3 ON 1 against Nate, Fausto and Kage"

10,000 OCW dollars says Valmont still jobs!!!

haha... Chino it wasn`t a skank joke... where I`m from anything that`s a good point out or just awesome gets two points... men only get two points... cause anything more would be gay... women can get 3 to 10 points based on how "Markable" whatever they`ve done is... Hazel is the only actual girl that posts in OCW... so she`s the only person capable of getting more than 2 points... plus I like Hazel... we cool... I wouldn`t make skank jokes at her at all...

anything over 2 points is reserved for women... so no... pretty much only Hazel is capable of a 3 in OCW...