Smythe D. Wonder

Bloom??? what was that??? you missed the most important factor for 08... the uprisng of one Smythe DaWonder... the future of the business... the only blue chipper on the OCW roster... the X factor in the OCW vs CCW ratings war... the innovator of the greatest faction in OCW today... (yet to be named of course)... and the should be number 1 contener for the OCW North American Title... (shortman had better do the right thing)... you cannot forget about the Multiplatform superstar... cause I`ll just keep reminding you... prick...

SPOILER.... fucking SPOILER... dammit... lol

Pee Stee is back... and he`s meaner... fair enough... and damn right... the fans mark for me... the soon to be Alpha-heel of OCW... don`t you forget that for a minute...

I still need a MATCH clause... someone is wearing my strap... and Chris you better stay away from it... I don`t want to have to hurt someone as GREAT as you are... haha

Jake Powers gives you the politically corect review... the wonder report is the raw views of the fans baby... haha

but Guy c`mon.. I`ve been practicing... I`m really really good now... let me do it!!!

we should have not posted a thing in here and watched you have a nervous breakdown... then NOT shut down the site... if you shut the site down... we`d execute the kill Sensation plan we`ve been drawing up in the unused chat application while your not around... whoops... did I say that!!!

dude.... you kinda kidnapped and "supposedly raped" his wife... effectivly forcing everyones hand... plus we all wanna see you lose... I mean... not me... I like you... but everyone in general... you know... don`t hurt me KAGE... can`t you see you started a trend... someone kidnapped Leon`s Rachel... it`s kinda your fault... but not really... you know what??? I`m just gonna leave!!! *sneaks away before Kage gets angry*

That`s right bitches... I`m making my own report now... I watch the shows... I comment... I deserve my own slot dammit... Chill Faktor was awesome... SVR 08 really woke OCW up... alot of it ruled... some of it was ghey... overall maybe an 8 out of 10... AIR/CJ was a good overall match... it was like a tutorial on ethics and FPR... pretty much everything was clean... but then the end of the match high flying CJ hoppus is poised for the win and he finishes AIR off with... a Spear??? WTF... bulldogs like Trips use the Spear... Ogres like RD money use the spear... CJ Hoppus??? you do a moonsault... or a hurricana... or something else... uuuuugggghhhhh ZOMG RECON IS GONNA WRESTLE... I was stoked... been waiting to see how he fights for a while... Poison/Fausto was great... reference to the WWE pool rigging was gold... match on stupid 07... not so gold... Trips with a nice RP explaining his new business savy... Reed/Strider... you goons copied the Smackdown tag titles... the suits were looking good tho... better stop fishing for trouble... before I decede to "relieve you" of those belts... Bauer/Seth was decent... Brad does look a little more monsterous... a nice win to go on the back of his Rumble Road victory... BLOOD/STRIDER cancelled... booo... then on top of that I job to mystery attacker... double boo... the NA title match ended up being the worst match of the night... which is sad cause the Feud leading up to it was awesome... there was alot of attempted planned stunts in the match... which killed the match flow... the targetting sucks but whatever... the tylering and the spammed running attacks got all too repetitive... and Chino... it isn`t highflyer that can`t controll the rolling and look ghey in the ring... cause I watched CJ and Strider and they do just fine... it`s you... rolling 3-4 times in a row... is garbage... unrealistic and makes the match looks like a trashfest of cheese... you were constantly rolling into corners... repeatedly... ah whatever... congrats on your win... uuuggghhhh Fanboy of the Year... Vincent Valmont makes an appearance... WOW... Followed by Kage whining about his Sensei`s Dojo match... truth is Kage... you don`t lose too much... we all want to see you lose... if this is the only way to do it... then so be it... haha... Gaines gets OWNED... haha... Deano/Trips was good... trips was very passive in that match tho... and Leon gets his Rachel stolen??? where are the OCW storywriters??? are they on strike with the rest of hollywood??? did we not just see this to end the year??? a little DR.Tran for Calros Cruz... I marked... Recon is a highflyer.... noooooo.... he`s like a nerdy guy with an evil mind... Markable... I`m guessing the random attacker is Sam... why did nowone come to help Recon??? strange indeed... Time Snapped on Fearo... about time damnit... Who the hell is Jaun Pablo??? it was clear he was gonna JOB.... haha... AJ`s sensei should have bitch slapped him for being such a pussy these last 2 months... letting his job get in the way of his personal life... AJ should have whooped Kage`s ass and had the bodygaurds torture Kage till he told where Yuriko was being kept... dammit... Sexy Casey 08 and bossman were the lumberjacks... haha... Nate... we like seeing you lose as well... it`s clear... Nate fending off bossman Casey and Majin outside the ring early in the match was epic... I marked for that match... Steve/RD money WHAT??? I watched the whole match for that... at least you guys could`ve took the fight into the crowd or something so it would be remotely believable that you both couldn`t make it back to the ring in time... but to be fighting near the steps??? you guys are teasing us... and now we all hate you... the Deano Party was awesome... haha... Kage/AJ MOTN as expected... everything was great... I was pushing for Kage to win... but a sensei`s dojo match doesn`t favour the man at all... Yuriko comes out and DOESN`T SLAPP AJ IN THE FACE FOR BEING SUCH A PUSSY THE LAST 2 MONTHS... I want my money back... all of it.. dammit... the end was well Greantess... (no pun intended)... bossman comes out and brings Casey and Majin with him... I was assuming to annouce Majin`s number 1 contendership for the OCW title... Mark worthy... then Nate comes out for revenge... also Mark worthy... then when the beatdown begins... Tubby returns... FINALLY... and he starts beating down on NATE... expected yet strange at the same time... then RD Money runs down to the ring... the Return of Franchise Greatness??? NO... "Marking out here"... HEEL TURN... whoohoo the ass whooping begins... then wait WTF... Versus and Blade... Rev Inc reunion... NO.... double HEEL TURN... haha kidding... REV INC reunion... awesome... so many things to get into for the next year... in closing... Chill Faktor Owned Armegeddon... making it 4 OCW 1 WWE since I started keeping track of PPV performance from both companies... but moment of the night had to go to Edge`s 3 Edge performance in the triple threat title match... I mean the Rev Inc Rd money, Tubby thing was awesome... but it looked forced... like something big had to happen... overall great show OCW...

RIOT was gold once again... damn this show rules... the supershow had it`s moments... Yuriko finally escaping and NOT killing Kage with the lead pipe... she clearly is no prize Wife AJ... kick her to the curb... she`s not "gangsta" enough... Where is Leon`s tribute video??? it owns... the people deserve to see it... the Real american hero deserves his video... more heavyweight top rope finisher gayness... a double boo for that crap... highflyer is clearly the WORST thing to play against in this game... I`ll stand by that all year... Stupid Reed and Strider SUCK... LOL Blake... your a homo... but Casey 08 is Hotness... Nate Ortiz Ownage was expected... but why did he spear the girl... and no I didn`t mean "spear" haha... the hardcore match was Sweet.... I mark for Air... but I didn`t want him to win... not sure why tho... SPOON... don`t go sticking your nose in Smythe and Leons Business... it never turns out good... plus I hate you... even tho your the greatest... KANG/ SPOON was a good close match... thought KANG was gonna pull it out.. should have known better... the end was classic Spoon ONWAGE with the CFC finishing things off... but CFC 08 doesn`t look as cool for some reason... Reed and Strider get their titles back... the end left something to be desired tho... I should did my tag vid in double time as well... but I figured nowone would want to see hyperspeed rollfest... Reed and Striders theme sounds like even flo from guitar hero... Steven Jones RP was well... well... I miss the Steve dearly... this guy just isn`t as cool... or funny... or charasmatic... or entertaining... but I do hope he becomes champion... as RD money is all but inactive as champ... the ME was on 07... WTF... I have to say that Fausto has grown on me... his theme with his super loser character almost make me feel sorry for him... and his RP`s are always exactly what you`d expect from his character... possibly the most developed character in OCW... not to mention wrestler of the year... Poison has been nothing but great since his return as well... killing all the talk about him proir to his return... Majin has all but perfect control over his character movement and it shows in pin situations like that... in one part Poison gets finished by Nate... and Majin gets into the ring then jumps out as Fausto gets in... runs around the ring to wher Nate had finished Poison... but Nate moved to Majin`s corner in his absence... Majin then slides into thr ring around Fausto and breaks the pin saving the match... very impressive to watch when you take into account how hard it actually is to do... NATE GOT PINNED... hahahahhahaha... Riot was awesome...

RIOT ruled again this week.... it feels like an actual wrestling program... with the way the matches are done... and the order of appearances... for the most part... good shyt... another note to make... I messed up the line of the night... which sucks... in the Smythe Reed Leon promo... when I said Ed.... two black guys in a hardcore match in South Carolina??? what would the locals think??? it was late like 230 am... and I was at work all day.... it should have read Ed.. two black guys going HARDCORE in South Carolina... what would the locals think... 2 references... the first being a gay reference... the second a racial reference... would have been gold... dammit... lol also... incase you guys didn`t realized... I debuted the signature move in the promo vid... the devestating double powerbomb... which I call... "the WONDERFUL Goodnight"... Gold I says... GOLD... on to the show... Nate Majin is the early favourite for feud of the year... even tho so many memorable things have happened... Top rope finishers are gay from Heavyweights... it ranks right up there with the ground finishers... just ways to steal wins in my book... i`m not sure which one I hate more... Fausto... PLEASE change it... seeing as your the best at the game... you don`t need to use the new found easy win tatics... that`s why I will always Mark for Kage... Cam ninja vid clearly topped the night... but I don`t really get the joke... the camera men are ninja heels... if that`s what it is... it`s fucking classic... Poison, Fausto is also a great feud... if Poison was around longer it would be a FOTY candidate as well... Venom is holding it down with that Hardcore title... and Kage is gonna be the new D-jack??? and if I didn`t see it myself I wouldn`t have thought it possible... CHRIS MANIA LOST TWICE IN A ROW... MY GOD... a good show from front to back again... on a totally different note... I gotta Give Vimes 2 points for the job he`s done with Riot since the draft... Vimes hates me... cause I give him a hell of a time... I send shyt in late... I used to use italics and space my RP`s all messed up.... I give him shyt all the time... and I name my videos messed up names constantly... but he always gets it done and up there... I think he`s ONCE missed an entrance video I posted... and I can honestly assume he forgot... he`s done a great job... this week... I sent him my vids and RP`s at 3am... I`m sure he went to bed and thought he had the show done... then he woke up so say... FUCKING SMYTHE... lol... just letting you know... I appreciate your work... and now I`ll remind you of why I hate you... I hate you because you curtain jerk me every week... no matter how much I work the match up... or how good it`s gonna be... even tho I`m one of the hardest working guys on your roster... I hate you because you give Scaggs and Polling such bland and irrelavent commentary... and usually take shots at other people in the process... (mind you this week you did an excellent job beside the Djack thing)... I hate you because you won`t pay me my 10,000 a week... and I have no idea why you hate me so much... and lastly I hate you... because it`s fun... every chance I get I like to jerk your chain (no homo)... but I don`t mean to put in the RP`s and vids late and shyt like that... life is kicking my ass right now... (the music thing is really going well also)... keep up the work going into 08 my dude...

yes that storyline turned into a complete mess rather quickly... but what can you do... you`ve effectivly gotten screwed with that whole story Cruz... and I noticed it from before... but I thought you agreed to it or knew about it in advance...

if your ethics are a problem... visit the FPR police and get some work in... that`s what they`re there for... FPR is getting ridiculously shaky lately anyway... people haven`t read the new rules posted... and there isn`t an update of banned moves or unblockable situations yet... technically what you did in that match... isn`t much worse then what I`ve been seeing... but making a thread about it isn`t really helping your case

skimmed through Turmoil briefly... GABE... BOSSMAN... BAUER RP... GOLD... enough said... main event was good Steve 08 was good... after all that complaining... Pugh Owning Michaels was great... I mark for Pugh 08... then he loses to Crowe... but whatever... Trips looks dominant with that strap over his shoulder... I don`t think he even has a contender yet... Venom/Martin... HORRID FPR in that match... attacks during unblockable animations... and you can only pick up in DR into a finisher!!! I saw a pick up into a sldgehammer grapple.... clearly against the tules... the Return of Blood was cool... Strider.. you look a little weak out there... like you got your ass whooped on Turmoil a lil while ago... what happened.. lol... HEATON GOT SCREWED... HEATON GOT SCREWED...

awesome news Mayhem... I wanna link to the video... and a place to purchase the DVD...

where the hell is SDW in that poster??? I look good in a suit??? and the people love me!!!

OV terror is on 2 week suspension effective today...

that show ruled.... rolling highflyers suck... lol Welcome Back Chris Mania.... Your the Greatest... lol Aj FINALLY whooping some Kage ass... about time... but now there`s nowone to feed Yuriko... that problably backfired real fast... Kage CJ... ummm.... hmmm... Kage is ownage tho... Nate 08 looks scary as hell... Majin 08 is still to mark for... Reed Venom was awesome... the Venom strike... perfect name for that move... Fausto`s move to a babyface... surely Markable... Bossman`s singing happy birthday to save his ass... classic... don`t know who the other returning guy is... but twas a good RP... another Great Riot show.....

this clearly got out of hand... we all knew going into the rumble that it was gonna be AI controlled... so whining about Bauer winning is pointless... he knows he did nothing... and he got 100,000 OCW dollars... that`s a given... we know it`s going to be incorporated into his character.... and it`s a great angle to play off of... he`s going to make remarks about it... that`s what Brad Bauer does... the complaining is absurd... If I were to win believe me I`d be doing the same thing... were here to have fun... not to argue over AI controlled rumbles... but did anyone Mark for SDW when Blood... slapped my chest... and I looked at his old little frame and toss his ass over the top rope!!!... whoohoo...

can`t believe I missed this... on an honest note... the wrestlers should make a point of not shitting on the GM`s... cause without them we wouldn`t have OCW... they clearly put in the most work... and should be appreciated if not respected... I mean sure I take shots at Vimes all the time but I swear he always starts it... and he really hates me... for some reason... anyway... I don`t see what the problem is... with Gabe gone... Revan is here and posting... give that goon the job... or let Geo handle Turmoil... just don`t let him be a dick... we have people that love OCW enough to help in any way they can.... hell show me what to do and I`ll GM turmoil... the show must go on...

ATTENTION... SPOILERS... IF YOU DON`T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED DO NOT READ PAST HERE... the S cup was cool... there were some markable moments... Majin... was markable... the whole thing from the entrance to the match... RD money... the theme ruled... RD/Nate was classic... AJ the boxers made me LOL when I first saw it... Time... the only guy is bare feet... lol... 2 ponts for that... Nate... the crow get up is doing it... Fausto... a huge run to take that... former CCW champ... OCW champ and then CCW champ... that on top of KOTR from earlier... makes you a huge look for wrestler of the year in my books... the X cup was decent... was missing alot of notables tho... it should have had 8 people in it as well... the rumble stole the show... Kang James and MMM were wrecking balls... Baxter lasted the longest I think... good show altogether... I`m still hoping to see the MMA idea become a reality tho... the S cup tourneys were really anything new... just a tournament to me...

Jake... Jake... Jake... were merely on a cold streak... and were very good at hurting people... you don`t want to get hurt do you??? wait!!! you`ve already ran your mouth... GREAT... we`ll be seeing oyu soon... you might not see us tho... were sneaky like that... lol

Vic is finally losing it... oh yes he is... LOL...

ahhhh.... Venom... I am proof that it isn`t about wins and loses... but how much people Mark... and clearly... EVERYONE marks out for good ol SDW... Chino has my number... chasing him around the ring isn`t a working strategy apparently... that was my last match on SVR 07... and I`m glad were switching over personally... Riot was great again this week... Reed is looking to get hurt talking about me and Leon like that tho... RD NATE RP was great... Franchise Greatness... bring em on... The Count with an impressive debut... good times... AJ is finally gonna man up... lol... Guy /Syndrome... LOL... and Poison Fausto is looking classic... the RP`s are gold...

clearly the man has a bias... he`s the Nick Kage fan club president... anyway this is just another thing that got out of hand... and Powers a quote from SDW himself... put this in your next report... "the Super S CUP... I was asked to compete... but it`s a huge snooze fest... the MMA thing was a good idea... the chance to Knock Nate Ortiz or RD money out with a solid uppercut to the jaw was enticing... but a wrestling match without showstopping wrestling moves isn`t worth the TV time... so I declined... winning 3 matches in one night is doable by anyone on the roster... now... beating 24 other men in an over the top Battle Royal... now that is Markable... and that`s what I`ll do..." Smythe DaWonder