Chris Mania

Can't believe I missed that.

Oddly enough matches load pretty quickly on this laptop, I only got halfway through the show and haven't had time to watch the rest, I should probably watch the start again cause I can only remember Leon vs Coop which was a great match and I marked the fuck out when Leon picked up the win, also starting to quietly mark for his intro music shhh don't tell anyone. Oh and Magnus hype video was pretty cool.

Impressive.

haha, nice burn. My pc is fucked too dude, usin my mates laptop for a couple of weeks... major bad timing coz i could have sorted out Turmoil for ya.

Bring back General Manager Mania.

Congratz

I've been waiting a year to say this to you Guy, I hate you...

Damn Steve don't sugar coat it, tell us how ya really feel. HAHAHAHAHA

This is 100% true.

Well I don't know now since ya updated page 5 of the show to include the full thing.

That's good to know, because sooner or later I'm going to Clothesline you and when I've done that I'll pick ya up and do it again and again and again until your big head comes off :D Have fun while you can, bitch.

The scene opens up inside the office of Chris Mania following the events of Turmoil he’s decided to head back to Japan to personally oversee a business endeavour involving his company Phoenix Industries. At this moment he’s sitting back in his leather chair listening to some Strapping Young Lad whilst smoking a fat bifta, a huge ashtray is located directly in-front of him on the desk it’s filled with joint roaches indicating that Mania has been smoking one after another since getting into his office to help relax his mood… It isn’t working however. Mania: I can’t believe it man, Versus set me up, ME of all people, that son of a BITCH! Mania lunges forward from his chair, picks up his ashtray and slams it against the wall, smashing it into pieces. Mania: It’s not right, how could he pull that crap on me? After all the money I gave him for helping me get rid of Regan, f**king stoner out to prove he’s some kind of baddass but he forgets I know the real Versus and he’s nothing but a comic relief how the hell he managed to persuade Jay to give him the Vice Pres job I’ll never know, it just doesn’t make any god damned sense what the hell is the world coming to? Mania paces up and down his office whilst muttering to himself, quickly and frantic which can’t be understood. He walks up to his window that over looks the city, he punches the glass, which just shakes. Mania: and that old senile bastard Regan, he doesn’t even know what damn day it is, where does he get off firing me? I took his show and transformed it into something great, I put the buckets in the seats, I sold out every arena we toured across for the past month, and that fungus has the audacity to call me incompetent? ME INCOMPETENT? I run a multi-million dollar corporation, I took it right from under the nose of A.J Phoenix how the hell could he call me incompetent? He’s the one dumb enough to publicly announce that Revan would be filling in for him while he was on vacation, a week before he even left, I mean what was I supposed to do? Sit there and let an opportunity slip through my hands. You don’t give me an opportunity like that and then bitch and moan when I take it. Mania sits back down in his chair, he opens one of the drawers and pulls out another ashtray and another bifta, he sparks up the joint and takes a huge puff. Mania: They won’t get away with treating ME like this, I’M THE GODDAMN SPOONMAN! but for now I got bigger fish to fry so I'll let them have their moment, It’s time to start thinking about my wrestling future, all this business bullshit is stressing me out and taking up alot of my time to the point where I can’t even train anymore, sure I can fire people, but what's the point anymore? And where’s the fun gone? As of this moment I vacate my position as C.E.O of Phoenix Industries, I'll let someone else run MY company and I’ll still get a nice sum of money every week but I won't have to deal with the hassles that get in the way of my real goals. Mania once again gets out of his seat and heads over to the window, still smoking the joint. Mania: It’s time once more for the Rock N’ Roll Outlaw to be heard, I'm done with all this Million Dollar Mania crap. As the scene fades out Mania can be heard speaking along with Velvet Kevorkian off the City album. Mania: A new time has come ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls welcome the f*ck home.

Just noticed something, why the fuck was my RP cut short? Either is was a mistake and you forgot to copy it all or you want me to keep the Million Dollar Mania gimmick. I'm not interested in keeping it at all cause without AJ here then it's just boring to me.

Well I just woke up but apparently Smythe got a free ride to a title shot, why am I not suprised. and I couple of pages back someone said "Mania had his shot" haha Mania hasn't had his shot at the OCW Title, the Turmoil match was always fake.

Morrison why didn't you just put "MADNESS REPORT" above the post? See kids this is the original OCW show report, information and one liners that is the Morrison Method.

Let's hope that actually happens, personally I feel this was one of the better Turmoils in recent weeks... then again Summercide only has 4 pages of discussion, which says to me that show discussion is at an all time low. Morrison's rp was pure brilliant, I have never laughed so much over a written groin shot EVER, I was laughin for about 5minutes. Also here's something that did shock me about the rp... MORRISON DIDN'T USE THE MORRISON METHOD! and I almost missed the match that was attached to the RP. I wanna thank Jay, Regan and Revan for allowing me to take the helm of Turmoil for the past few weeks I have a new level of respect for the GM's and now understand that it isn't an easy job I've GM'd at a previous Fed but it wasn't no where near the level of an OCW GM job, hopefully I did what I set out to do and bring something fresh to the GM role... Thanks Vs and Leon for helping me out with various things needed for the shows. You fuckers are in trouble cause The Million Dollar Mania has a Clothesline for each and every one of you... So who wants to be first? (thanks Kang for giving me a free month of XBL, pretty sure the 3 months I've had have all came from GTAIV haha)

I'm just bumpin this above the Turmoil Card...

http://www.ccwfed.net/ccw/images/ocwturmoil_small.jpg The How To Carry On After A PPV Edition!

Aight it's the night before Turmoil and I only have one match, so what I'm going to do is move Turmoil to Wednesday giving you guys an extra day to get shit done. I understand that people were busy with PPV stuff and that I posted the card later than I should have so I'm not angry. Anyone not booked may submit a match if you choose, make sure you use the correct arena. - Million Dollar Mania.

Mrs. Jones' baby boy has done it!

Actually it should have read "Mania jobs to technology" as since I've moved back here various shit has been dying on me, I swear it's like I'm infected by Skynet or some shit.

http://www.ccwfed.net/ccw/images/ocwturmoil_small.jpg Who Needs A Mouse Anyway?

Seemless owns, it owns so much that he can't use anything else...

http://www.ccwfed.net/ccw/images/ocwturmoil_small.jpg I Blame Brawl Edition