Chris Mania

Big words coming from a man who's only claim to fame was winning a championship on a brand of 8 people, how's it feel though living your entire OCW career on the successes of other people? Don't fuck with me son, I have the bigger gun. ;)

FUCK HULKAMANIA! she's goin to grow up as a Spoonermaniac just like the rest of OCW's offspring/relatives.

Leon told me the video wouldn't open in WMM or Studio

http://www.ravenmedium.com/hug.jpg Moments before he had to put him down.

Who wants a CFC?

Yeah man I'm a big fan of cool finisher setups, it's the reason I use the CFC above my front finisher. I don't even need to be on the offensive to set it up, reverse a grapple or a strike and most often than not I have a clean setup.

Would you ask Austin to use something besides the Stunner?

Whoever the CFC victim is, drop me a PM asap.

Ah shit man my memory rarely fails me on these types of things but I am 100% sure someone used "heel" or "face" in an rp back in the day. I'm 50-50 on thinking that it was Edin Gotto

We fade into a over head of down town New York, it's a cold snowy night in New York city, icy roads, frozen street lamps, not many people around and those who are outside are all wrapped up in typical winter gear. The camera floats across a couple of streets until it comes to a building with a big neon sign reading “Phoenix Industries” in big bold lights vertically going down the side of the top stories of the building. A single light can be seen coming from the corner room of the top floor. The camera zooms onto the window where a lone figure sits in black leather chair behind a desk, a tall top hat and a cloud of smoke are the only identifying features we need to know that it's indeed Chris Mania. The camera still looking in from the outside of the window zooms up completely that we can now see the entire office, directly in-front of Mania's desk there's a floor to ceiling television spanning about 6 maybe 7 feet across the wall it's embedded onto. It's a relatively new office as the only other feature we can see is a custom floor rug which of course is shaped like a marijuana leaf, standard stoner shopping at it's best. Mania's face can be seen reflecting off the television set which is currently on standby, it flickers on and is immediately switched over to DVD Menu screen, “CFCTV Garage Camera's 1-6 1/29/2009 11:33PM-11:47PM RECORDING” the video's start rolling divided into 6 sections on the TV screen. Security footage from Mania's parking garage underneath the building, camera's 1-3 are focused purely on The Mania Tour Truck, the other 3 camera's are looking over Mania's 3 Tour Buses parked side by side, there aren't enough camera's to see every possible angle on the Buses so there are a few blind spots. About 30 seconds into the video, an explosion erupts from the front end of the 2nd bus, the windows shatter with a lot of smoke emanating through the holes created in the roof and walls. A second explosion is seen moments later, the 1st bus this time but instead of smoke and fire it bursts open with purple paint and green confetti shooting out of the windows. The explosion takes out 2 of the camera's leaving the 3rd highly damaged the video feed is fading in and out of static and looks as if it's been switched to night vision. The brake lights on the remaining bus suddenly switch on and we can now see more of the picture but the static is still really bad. The bus reverses out of the parking space very gingerly bouncing against the incinerated bus next to it, it swerves around towards the assumed exit of the garage until it's in line with The Mania Tour Truck, the bus stops with the drivers side door in plain view of cameras 1-3 the door swings open and out walks Wesley Adams Poe in his trademark face paint and purple coat which is scrapping across the floor as he walks over to Mania's Tour Truck. On the left hand side of the Tour Truck is a decal of Chris Mania dressed in his black jacket and wearing his top hat giving the “Buddy Christ Thumbs Up.” Poe reaches up to Mania's face on the image as if he's examining the art work. He shakes his head, opens up his coat, reaches into his pocket and pulls out a can of red spray paint. He shakes the can up, pops open the lid and sprays his own make up pattern onto the face of Mania... The video suddenly pauses on the image of Poe's smiling face, Mania reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone. He puts the phone to his ear and within 2 rings someone answers his call. Voice: Yeah? This is Detective Caine. Mania: It's Mania Voice: Ah Chris Mania, tell me what can Seattle's finest do for you? Mania: Well John I calling in a favour, ya see some clown broke into my garage, destroyed 2 of my touring buses then high tailed it in the remaining bus. Detective: Does this clown have a name? Mania: Wesley Adams Poe, he's the freak in make up who has read too many comic books in his life, he wears a long purple scruffy coat ya can't miss him, he'll be heading your way on Thursday. Detective: You got the video from your cameras? Mania: I'm sending it to you now. Detective: I'm familiar with this guy, I'll get my boys on it shouldn't take long to find him. Mania hangs up the phone, and stares at the image of Poe on the television which is still paused. http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5594/poecr2.jpg

Ryder you lucky bastard.

So I just watched my first show of 2009, yeah I don't understand it either I can sit infront of my laptop watchin episode after episode of any TV show that pops into my head but struggle to get through a couple of pages of quality entertainment. Anyway back to topic. DISCLAIMER! I'm a very sarcastic bastard, so if you get offended by anything you read then please drop me an email at likeigiveafuck"@"iamspoonman.cfc or youhavezerosenseofhumourareyourelatedtocraigneal"@"iamspoonman.cfc... We kick off with Vinnie V's Riot return and boy does he look a shit load like Matt "Mother Fucking" Wilson, kidding aside tho I dig the new look not to keen on the intro you've chosen... Yes you've had that intro for quite a while but this is the first time I've commented on it, it's basically the most used intro by big guys who hold titles. Sadly for Valmont he's quickly cut off by the Painted Ladies errr Mad Men, pretty cool rp from all 3 guys here... I was expecting a welcome back ass kicking, but the Crazy Boys had to go and touch up their makeup, ya pussies. Then we cut backstage to Justin "Barely" Rox who has to deal with Matt Lamonika trying to steal his air time, Justin tells us that tonight he'll finally get to the bottom of his Mystery Weiners. Oh boy I can hardly contain my excitement... fortunately for me that match was up next and since I already had page 1 fully loaded I didn't feel a tad bit guilty for skipping J-Rox intro to find out who's behind it all. Once I saw who it was I quickly played the video from the start hoping that it would change on 2nd viewing... Sadly no. Pretty good match between the two, what the fuck was up with the music? I marked for ???'s attempt at a *****-***** attack only for Justin to nail he/she with a dropkick causin ??? to land on his head... Ahhhhhhh funny stuff. After the bout we once again go backstage this time we get Jim Black trying to get an interview with Seth Irving... it's like getting pure blood from a stoner, anyway eventually Seth starts talking and dear god if he doesn't talk some utter boring bullshit I'd have been much happier if Seth's coffee had burnt his throat so he'd be quiet again ahhhh I miss those days. Seth says something about Mayhem I can't remember what exactly I was trying to find a good DVD to watch so atleast something would be entertaining me while I watched the rest of this show. End of Page 1 and for now end of "review" coz I know if I crack this whole thing out on the first page of this thread it'll kill discussion before it happens. Honestly tho I enjoyed the show, and MIGHT carry on with this "review" when we get a couple more posts... also the 1st video on page 3 doesn't work for me either.

haha good stuff

All those bright colours in 1 post, so much for my headache going away.

Ah fuck I didn't check this thread until now.

Aye man I fucked up there, Vs and I had a slight communication problem towards the end of the week... I haven't been online too much, and when AIM was online I wasn't near my computer for large amounts of time. He ended up using the same audio from Riot where it's synced better, I cut out alot of video for it. It's fine tho...

You are a confusing one Sensation I'll give ya that. Does this mean if I submit an RP it'll get used? cheers for booking me.

I see I see, do I still have my match?

I thought I was banned from Riot that's all.

That a typo on the Pride Title match?

So be there or be Jewish?

Man when I signed upto this place I couldn't imagine being here for a 3rd Christmas. Happy Holidays...

I'd like to go on the record and say that Blade isn't at fault for our match not gettin done, I made no effort nor did I attempt to contact him about it.

I only leave/return when it's a legit reason, last year I lost my net for a couple of months and then this year I moved home and the net took 2 months to come on, couldn't get XBL when that ran out and then my 360's laser died and eventually the console got RROD'd and now I have a new one. The video started out with just the Countdown and then I got stoned and thought "Why not rip the Y2J intro" and then it went from there... I picked the wrong time to return with everyone playing 09 and nobody playing 08 except officially so getting back into regular matches was hard to do and naturally I got crushed by Smythe :(

Aye that's coz of the stupid 3 Wins for winning a 4way.