Karim TGO Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 *Karim is seen standing in a corridor, outside a hotel room in vegas* Mystery Voice 1: Oh you dirty boy! You got a mouth like a hover! Mystery Voice 2: *SLURP* I told you not to talk out loud, it makes me feel uncomfortable!!! Mystery Voice 1: OK! Golly, don't get into such a grump honey! Karim: Honey? *smirks* *Karim boots the door open* *2 mystery voices hide under cover* Mystery Voice 2: Fuck sake! Give me my dick back! *Karim rips the cover and takes a polaroid, revealing the two mystery men* Karim: Alright lads?... Yohansen: Look Karim... I've never done this before Danny Williams: YEAH! WE WERE JUST EXPERIMENTING! Yohansen: SHUT THE FUCK UP DANNY! Karim: Steven Yohansen! Surely you're not going to lie to me, given the... sticky situation you're ass is in now, no pun intended of course. Yohansen: Please Karim... just give me the picture. Karim: Oh you'll get the picture... but first, there's something that you need to do for me. Yohansen: Anything dude! Karim: I want you to stop bad mouthing me to every one. You see, I left OCW 2 years ago, only to find out recently, that you're still going on about the STO? See, Karim is returning to OCW pretty soon, and he's cleaning up some shit before he gets there... Yohansen: I'm so sorry mate! Seriously! PLEASE! JUST GIVE ME THE PICTURE Danny: I personally don't mind him having the picture, what do we have to hide?! Yohansen: DANNY!!! SHUT UP!!! Karim: So Yoho, I am giving you this warning, mention the letter S-T and O ever again, and I will tarnish you're reputation... or what ever's left of it, do you understand me? Yohansen: I do I do! I understand!!! So I can have the picture?! Karim: Yes... yes you can. *Karim is about to pass the polaroid to Yohansen, then pulls back* Karim: Actually... this whole thing has me a little turned on... maybe there is something you can do for me... *Yohansen looks confused* Karim: Come on baby... use those pretty lips *Yohansen edges towards The Great One's crotch* *Within inches, Karim slaps Yohansen* Karim: HAHAHA! GOD DUDE I WAS KIDDING! Haven't you had enough for one night you gluten? Yohansen: You son of a bitch... Karim: Yes I am, and now, you are my bitch. This photo is going straight up on face book chachee! You think I give a fuck about the STO? This was payback boy, every one is going to see what a cum canoodling faggot you really are! Have a good night boys.... Oh and Yohansen... you got a little something on your lip. *Danny goes to wipe Yohansen's lip* Yohansen: DANNY GET OFF ME!!! http://www.barcelonareporter.com/img_uploads/Cyber_bullying_2010.png Dane Xavier: Cyber Bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic. ‘Because I’m so well dressed, people think “He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.” That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue.’
Justin Rockstar Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Shit like this makes me wish i were still banned.
Chris Mania Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 All those bright colours in 1 post, so much for my headache going away. EST. 2006 http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c47/Spoonermania/CFC.jpg - GET BEHIND ME AND SING, CAUSE EVERY HERO GOT A THEME SONG - http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c47/Spoonermania/the_steve_userbarcopy.jpg
Karim TGO Posted January 30, 2009 Author Posted January 30, 2009 Shit like this makes me wish i were still banned. Shit... rather than post a different promo, I should have done a generic "my name is blah blah!!! and im here to blah blah!!! and im so blah blah!!! because stone cold blah blah!!!" right justine? http://www.barcelonareporter.com/img_uploads/Cyber_bullying_2010.png Dane Xavier: Cyber Bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic. ‘Because I’m so well dressed, people think “He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.” That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue.’
Michael Morrison Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Shit like this makes me wish i were still banned.Never thought I'd say this, but sick burn. EDIT: Just read the RP and part of me really wishes I didn't. I'm a visual person so I'll eternally hate Karim for the images he's conjured. A part of me also wishes Karim didn't bring up Yoho and Fanny, but I guess you have to start somewhere. The RP wasn't "bad" per say, and its in Karim's flamboyant style... heavy on the flame and boy-ant, but something is missing. Although it's cool to see Karim return -- most likely bringing his rapid fire elbows -- I fear that he won't stand out as much as he used to. OCW is now full of self-indulging, narcissist types, so he's gonna have to put a twist on it... just don't wear pink, because we have plenty of that as well.
Justin Rockstar Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Shit... rather than post a different promo, I should have done a generic "my name is blah blah!!! and im here to blah blah!!! and im so blah blah!!! because stone cold blah blah!!!" right justine? right.
Brad Bauer Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Karim...where the fuck do I start... :: Shakes head ::
Eddie Mace Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 fixed: Karim...where the fuck do I start... :: Shakes tiny head :: SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
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