Chris Mania

The scene opens up backstage just hours away from OCW Riot going live, Chloe Taylor is standing in the bay area surrounded by crew members carrying stage equipment. Chloe: Any of you seen Chris Mania? John of Stage Crew: Sorry love, ain't seen him he should be here any minute I heard. Phil of Stage Crew: I heard that too. A loud noise can be heard coming from just outside the arena, Chloe goes to check it out... As she opens the fire door the noise gets louder and she realises it's music coming from a black ice-cream truck parked in the lot. The trucks been completely modified into a Chris Mania Tour Truck complete with a big top hat revolving on the roof in place of the standard ice-cream cone along with 2 massive speakers, on either side of the truck are huge spray-paintings of Spoon giving the Buddy Christ Thumbs Up. She walks over to the truck and knocks on the door, course the music is soo loud that nobody inside can hear her. Slightly annoyed she bangs on the window, couple of seconds later the middle window slides across and a huge cloud of smoke empties into the parking lot the music still blasting so much so that the window is vibrating. Chloe: Chris? Through the smoke the familiar top hat emerges and ofcourse it's Chris Mania smoking a fatty-boom-batty (joint) with a huge grin on his face as he see's Chloe, he leans over the counter and pulls down his shades to reveal his blood-shot eyes. He gives Chloe a little wink before returning into the truck to turn the music down. The drivers side door opens and Chris steps out. Chloe: First off Chris, what the hell is that? *pointing to the truck* Mania: That baby is The Chris Mania Tour Truck, beautiful ain't she? Chloe: It's uh, different to say the least. Mania: Here come check this out. Mania leads Chloe and the camera man around to the front of the truck, where a big silver Spoonman logo is painted onto the hood. Chloe: (sarcastically) Nice... Mania: (oblivious to the sarcasm) Yup she's my pride and joy. Chloe: Ok Chris I was wondering if you wouldn't mind giving me a quick interview? Mania: Sure ya know I always got time for *Mania points at Chloe* YOU. Chloe: (sarcasm, again) Great... Ok let's get on with this, so Chris the first question ofcourse is where have you been the last 2 months? Mania: Well after doing what I was meant to do at Lution the boss rewarded me with a much needed vacation. Chloe: Much needed? You had only been back for like 3 months... Mania: You act like I'm the only wrestler on this planet who puts in a few months and then takes off a couple. Ya know who I'm talking about right? Chloe: Yes, but for legal reasons we can't say his name on television. Mania: We're on television? Chloe: Well not yet, this is pre-recorded and will air later to the fans in the arena... So where did you go on your "much needed" vacation? Mania: Where do all stoners go when they have a vacation? The Mecca for Potheads, Amsterdam ofcourse. Chloe: Ofcourse, you bring any back? Mania: *look on his face like he didn't hear that correctly* what? Chloe: Huh? Oh nothing. So tell me Chris what do you have planned for the near future? I mean in OCW, what's next for Chris Mania? What can we expect? Mania: While I've been gone I've noticed that a couple of people have been saying some very harsh things about The Spoonman, trying to tarnish what I've done here, trying to ruin the reputation of The Longest Reigning North American Champion in OCW history. So I've got a message to all those clowns... I'm not hard to find so if you got something to say come say it to my face. I'm here to stay and tonight against Smythe I'll further prove why I am the top hat in this company, I'm back, Dance you fuckers... Mania climbs back into his truck and moments later the loud music can once more be heard blasting through the speakers attached to the roof as the camera fades

The description for Gaines vs Slothe makes little sense...

good card man...

juicer want a clothesline?

Shouldn't the banner be the one I made yesterday?

yeah i got it, so if anyone from the US Roster has a maxdrive/xport/sharkport i can send the save and then that person has issue the caws out... same for Euro roster

Steve

supply and demand! people mark for the morse code.

Where's the fuckin Wonder Report?

Nate's racism knows no limits!

Just had a match with Bold, ethics were good, fair play entire match, the high dmg comes from his power style which he can't be blamed entirely for... Mania vs Bold, give him a chance to show people he's willing to change.

Damnit one of the few people to beat me on 07 without me ever avenging the loss! The welsh guy doesn't get a mention in the entire essay? damn you Kage! I was the only european in the IC, well still am. Take it easy dude, legendary career and were almost unstoppable last year.

I had no idea 3 months was almost 6 months.

Least ya could do is spell Wrestlution right.

ah well shit happens, the match wasn't suppost to be straight up anyway that's why we included RD altho I didn't use him as much as I should have since I find it very hard to not play by FPR. (judging by the finish you can't tell ha!) The purpose of the match was only to further the feud had it been fully legit then I wouldn't have done it, that's not to say the match was fixed by any means only that we weren't playing for the Win only for entertainment. Well Vs I play you alot, talk to you alot, am involved in a feud with you... It was only a matter of time before I became cheesy. :-p

I played a dark match with Vs where he did it to me and I reversed the finisher.

I can't help but notice my name isn't there...

Use your devine power to stop people using the SCM, we have like 5 or so people using it.

Well that was the greatest video I've ever fucking seen hands down.

If done correctly combo's can add realism to the match, like how HBK has his combo and Cena has his. HBK will atomic drop, then clothesline, clothesline, scoop slam, top rope elbow and then into the SCM. I will whip ya into the corner and proceed to keep you there for a couple of strikes/moves before allowing you out. I've done the Corner of Death to a couple of people and they liked it, just full on smash mouth in your face shit. I'll admit right now I am a fan of the combo/link up spots. Steve/Guy/Heaton had the dropkick/dropkick/dropkick durin 06 and 07.

Those are for last month man, he'll post March LOTR next month.

Cross is right Mike.

damn I did not expect that, 602 points ftw. Next I'm breaking 700!

agreed.

Hey Bold, see ya in 186 days...