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Jookie Marley

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  1. me either..i guess some things aren't meant to be seen. He'll just come back and have another return teaser at the next ppv
  2. Thanks to everyone hold'n me down and thanks to my guy Spider. Wait til Lution, I got some shittttt for yall
  3. is this vh1 or riot?
  4. i seen that ghett0cw dvd..that dvd fake as helllllll
  5. nigga did you do the commentary with your head under your pillow?
  6. uhh huuhhh you told him
  7. Keep it BLUNT > unleashed You just lucky I aint got them gfx skills like you got. Imma learn though. Youtube is gonna teach me lolll
  8. Damn you i'm all over the next episode
  9. one question..How do you NOT have the JKOCW Ex Division Champion as a guest?
  10. AYYY Pugh u fuck.... UR THAT GUY!!!!
  11. Keep it BLUNT w. Jookie Marley "LETS GIVE EM SOMETHING TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT" Page 1 Why does Double S and Rivers look like they belong on Americas Next Top Model? Something aint right. They look like they're having too much alone time. Match 1: I like the video in the titantron. Clownshoes attire is ill, I'm digging it. Page 2 Damn midgets are taking over OCW. Midgets of all different races, Alpino and now clowns. They better stay away from me cause ill put a midget on the top rope and JKO his ass off it. That shit'll feel like a bungee jump. KD: NOOOOOO your going down the wrong path broooo. Your turning into a hellboy with the facepaint lol. NO MORE SCREW UPS *dunh dunh d-d-dunh* NO MORE SCREW UPS *dunh dunh d-d-dunh.* Tyro: For some reason your rp reminds me of this LOL. You gon get in Aries ass later. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cpojkILO0 Match 2: Parker you are that FUCKING NIGGA for using that Ini Kamoze "Hot Stepper" track. What you know about that mang? Got me blasting the shit through my speakers right now lol. Then you buss out the Mike Jack and Biggie? I fucks with you manngggg. I like the way Parker has a set up for his sigs and finishers. Hammer throw to the corner, then taunt, then finisher. You gave me a good match my guy. Page 3 Dupree: You got a battyman ringtone. Your ringtone is suppose to be "Jah Army." Why you gonna do Dimsmore like that? I know its gonna turn out like this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA I'm glad OCW decided to give Kozlov a j-o-b. I hope he makes a Wrestlution appearance. I got one question though. How the FUCK do you manage to do a whole segment without showing your face? I was playing the guessing game the whole time. Damn you Dane and your editing. Match 3: OCW signed Mario Balotelli too? Mr. Sensation is making them benjamins off the Jookie Marley merchandise. I swear everytime i see my guy O.G. fight I wanna watch The Boondocks. Turn the a.c. off bruh. A lot of back and forth in the match. Good match to both men. Leonheart: Aww i almost shed a tear for Leons crying lol. You keep messing around with Mr. Sensation and you gonna end up without a j-o-b. You see they signed Koslov to take someones place, is it yours lol? Main Event: I know Tyro is gonna have a wild ass Wrestlution entrance. Damn Aries and his real looking caw. Is he in the next wwe 12 download pack? You muddafucka! I'm suing your ass for using my copyrighted Iron Lion on your kneepads. I wanna finish the review but the main event dont wanna play right..
  12. lol i told him lose the hair..It reminds me of Mario Balotelli or Sisqo
  13. ONE MORE RIOT *dunh dunh d-d-dunh* ONE MORE RIOT *dunh dunh d-d-dunh*
  14. Damn u and your hd recorder..now i gotta step my game up
  15. I didnt even notice that..i had a feeling i was gonna fuck up somewhere with that shit
  16. Keep it BLUNTw. Jookie Marley Page 1 Aries: Why the FUCK does your caw look like it came with the game or it was download content? Fuck that shit, im that guy and I don't get a title shot? I want my shot next week lol. SOMEONE GET US SOME BETTER POLING AND SCAGGS PICS PLEASEEE. Trance vs La Justica: Wasn't D-Jac- I mean Justice just in the ring? Nd No music? Damn the match is full of reversals so far. Trance looking like he about to take a L from Grease Lightning. I like Japexican, he doing the cha cha on Trance. Its official Grease Lightning is THAT GUY. Lol Trance is a sore loser. Parker: You went all out with this like you do every week. The birth certifiate is funny as hellllll. Page 2 Bloodline: Damn guy you Smythes bitch. For some reason as soon as i read that I pictured T-Bag from Prison Break pulling his pocket inside out and telling you to take it. I think I know where all this is going. Pepperton & Kerplowski: I HATE THESE OLD ASS GREEK WRESTLING MOTHERFUCKERS lol. Damn how you gonna mention dude mom like that lmfao. Its official I didn't get to the rest of the show and I already got a rp of the night. Pepperplowski vs. Smythe & Tyro: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I take back everything I said about the grumpy old men. HE GOT A WHA GWAN SHIRT ON. THESE ARE THEM GUYS. My eyes are soo damn watery, I cant stop watching these niggas entrance. The match starts and I still cant get over Scotty 2 Oldies and Grand Master Bengay. This match is on point so far. The way Tyro sets up for his sig is soo realistic. We need the ambulance out here and the police cause Tyro just kilt that old man. Page 3 FUCK YOU PUGHHH!!! Uh oh more convicts here in OCW? This is the only place giving them jobs lol. Dupree: Booooo we don't wanna see you wrestle. Dimsmore is gonna kick your assss. You think your Superman? Having your attire on under your windbreaker. Jookie Marley: IM THAT GUY!!! Matsuda vs. O.G. Baracus: Thugnificent!!! You gotta change them leather jeans pants homie. I FUCKING HATE MATSUDA's EPIC ASS ENTRANCE. Back to the drawing board for me. I hope he gets his ass whooped. Haha Matsuda gets bitch slapped after he missed that springboard. The set-up O.G. has for the heart punch is ill, I thought that was all a animation move. I'm watching a good ass match so far. Good match to both men. Dane Xavier: Ooo man more old men for OCW lol. Page 4 Paul Pugh vs. Jookie Marley: Pugh is top three dudes here in OCW that I like to do matches with whether its a dm or for Riot. Good match hombre. Dupree vs. Ghost & Omerta: I Already know Dupree is gonna get that ass kicked, so this is MOTN haha. Whats up with everyone not putting music in their matches? No no noooo why is Dupree putting boots to bustas? There we gooo whoop his asss, get that chair nd use it. Haha good win. Dimsmore: Crazy ass guy. I like the way this dude carries himself. Page 5 Dupree: Youuuu got knocked the FUCK out, and you setting my guy Dimsmore up tsk tsk tsk. Markout for the Albino midget doing handstand pushups, Jookie Marley cant even do handstand pushups. Contract Signing: I like how Parker came out when he felt like. LOL Parker is a G for taking Poling and Scaggs chairs. Parker is the OCW Stone Cold CM Punk. Leon always has a trick up his sleeve though. Soon as I type that and un pause the video Leon is getting in Parkers ass. Damnnn using Parkers blood to sign the contract is colddd as fuck. Dimsmore vs. Aries: Damnn this is a match so far. Aries is a problem now, he turned it up. The way the match turned out I don't see anyone taking that belt from Aries. Ohh shitt its Nate with a epic ass stare down. Great ending to Riot.
  17. Pepperlowski is the future of OCW
  18. That Japanese Mexican got me on the floor. This gotta b the funniest dude on here. The next "Screamin" Norman Smiley
  19. This shit is fireeee..great editing guy
  20. i 4got all about it hombre..dont worry im back on it
  21. so what should he use? Some of that death metal hell boy kill yourself music?
  22. Freek you should come out to this or just the instrumental http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMK9T-lwQz0
  23. So far this shit is no joke im diggin like a grave
  24. You aint lyingg i was out drink'n wine with the fam last night..that shit fucks you uppppp
  25. What kind of battyman looking commentary team is this?
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