Keep it BLUNT w. Jookie Marley
"IF U DONT LIKE WHAT I SAY IN THIS REVIEW U CAN GO PLANK IN TRAFFIC"
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Fuck LSD and his seriously. Dupree a punk for making LSD rob his ass. Dupree the next time you make a joke about me imma smack THE FIRE outta you boy. The rp was funny as fuck. This man LSD gotta be on shrooms or some shit.
Vitali vs. Young vs. Rockstar
I still wanna know how the fuck Rockstar got that fade look on his tights. He has the most simplest but different attire around here. Tyler ReksI mean Ryan Young is going off. Dude is getting right up after every move, looking like a mini Mayhem. Rockstar reverses a suplex and then its his world. Ryan imma keep it real, that leg drop doesn't fit you bruh. So far Fist Pump aint do shit but get passed around like a doobie. There is hope though. It seems that the hair grease kicked in and he starts to buss ass. This match was great because the underdog pulled a Eddie Guerro and came out with a win. Good shit.
KD's rp was iight. You remind me of D-von. Right now I think KD deserves a title shot. Dudes right, he black racked almost the whole roster.
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This guy Matsuda just cursed on live tv. Yup thats a fine. This mans rp sounds like a rap concert. Another fine for spitting on bitches and breaking cameras b.
Dupree & LSD vs. Hazard & Jookie
First off I OFFICIALLY HATE TAG MATCHES. THEY FUCKING SUCK. LSD I dont give a fluck what you say, thats a old lady. I dont see how that is a dude looking like madonna in the face. This is the longest match i ever had in SvR everrrr. Dupree and LSD make a great ass tag team. We need more teams to fight them though.
David Jackson is back and I cant wait to see this guys new look. Dude u went to jail and you already out? What crime did you commit, Unpaid parking tickets?
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Dane is fucking EPIC on the mic. I would definetley like to see Dane as the OCW Champion. The shit he would do. Mo money, Mo cars, Mo clothes, Mo hoes.
The Cody joint looks interesting. It kinda looks like a Kane vs Undertaker thing.
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Wtf is going on with all the foreign languages? OCW need to get some translators asap. Yamaguchi on the show beating chicks into shape and shit. Now I know why all them Asian athletes always be perfect in the Olympics and shit. They fuck up, they get they ass beat with pipes and shit.
Matsuda vs. K.Dangelo
KD is the Pope now? What happen to my guy entrance music? Jay need to fire the production team because Matsuda attire shoulda been blurred the *bleep* out lol. The shit woulda looked like KD was fighting a tv screen. The attire is official though. I'm digging it. So far i like the match. Its going back and forth. Matsuda is kicking the fuck outta KD. He's kicking like "Wtf is hands. I need no hands." Homey don't play that though, KD is tossing this man around like Asian salad. So far this is looking like match of the night. Matsuda gets racked up look a pool table. Great match to both men.
Stacey is in the back with Arnuad. Arnuads little segment reminds me of A.I.'s "practice" speech lol.
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Stacey is fast as fuck, she was just with Arnuad and now she chopping it up with Aunt Marie. She all over the show and aint even got a match. I wanna see how Aunt Marie looks . She sound like she don't play. She might get her ass whooped though because them Asians don't play.
Trevor McManus vs. Brandon Hostile
I never knew Hostile was soo small. Kumar looks like he can take him. Dude you know you can eat once in a while. Trevor dropkicks Hostile and I coulda swore I seen Hostiles heart pop out through his back lol. VV comes out and throws off Hostiles game. I wanna see how all this turns out.
