Keeping it BLUNT with Jookie Marley
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RD comes out and tries to talk but got a face full of ass instead. Damn dude how Pato ass taste?
Jim Black walks in on the kid while im under my meds and tells me jays gonna fire him if i dont stop smoking. FUCK U JAY I DO WHAT I WANT (cartman voice)
AMBITION RUSH
Slick Johnson u gotta change ya name to thugnificent bruh. You look just like him lol. You come out dancing to a Beverly Hills Cop theme you jive turkey? Lol shit fits you. Illuminati u gotta have the illest mask i have every seen. I like Aaron his attire is different. Shamula your entrance is funny as hell. The funky chicken shit is hilarious. Damn Kain i see you keeping hope alive with the Darkside theme and shit. I see someones been working on they attire too, good shit. i hate Arnaud, there can only be one Bret Hart you fucker lol. The match begins and I got to mute that music, and you guys said my music sucked? I hate the outcome of the match. Fuck that guy.
D-Jack how you gonna rob the cameraman? You down with O.P.P.?
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KD talking about the kid and got Jim Black all scared because of his roid rage. He got a little kodak moment picking up LSD and wants to be back on the fans side. Lets see how this goes.
KD vs Jookie
Jookie gets high then gets high. I'm digging the music that was used in the match. Whoever did the editing has good taste lol. If theres one person I hate fighting in OCW it has to be KD. He taps the fuck outta those buttons. Im not just saying this because KD is my guy but I think he deserves a Heavyweight title shot. Hes been on a roll.
Dane my dude how you gonna get punked in your own locker room? Rockstar had the crazy party and I wasn't invited? and there was Chickens, booze and smoking? That mudda fucka Jay made me out one blunt and Rockstar got a sauna going? FUCK U again Jay.
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Matsuda comes out and talks about the LOTUS. It sounds like a cult. I wanna see how this shit turns out.
Ex Division Championship
I always thought Hallows looked like a Super Saiyan with that hair. I like the new attire D-Jack. I hope u drop the pirate thing since Baxters not around. I dont listen to rock music but I marked out for Rockstars intro. The match didnt turn out how I thought it would but good job to the winner. Imma be coming for that belt.
The scene opens and Lucas is getting ready for his match. Then Tiger man appears and starts pumping Lucas up. I started bugging and looking at the roster for a Tiger man. Then i read the rest of the rp and find out that the dude is talking to himself. Keep that Eye of the Tiger shit going. It fits your attitude.
Damn Le'tuce.....YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!! (Chris Tucker voice)
Ryder gets intervied by Jim Black and he is confident about his match. There is also a mystery ref. Ryder better bring that confidence to the ring.
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All this silhouette and red light talk got me thinking that Dupree is the devils son. I'm digging the new Dupree though. He sounds like hes gonna kill someone at Wrestlution. Good rp though your new name is Hell Boy now.
I also like the montage before the match. Now i know someone is gonna die at Wrestlution.
ITS FUCKING OFFICIAL Tiberius Dupree has the best entrance music in OCW. I marked the fuck out for The Roots track. Matsudas entrance video makes me feel that I need to bring my ass to church this weekend. That shit is scary.
Tiberius Dupree vs Matsuda
The tracks used in the match are the shit. I hear Peedie Crack and Mos Def, good choices my dude. The match starts and u can tell that Dupree is a changed man. Hes going all out for the win. Matsuda gets put through the cage and it looks like he needs help..Well here he comes only to get his ass thrown off the top of the cage. I thought I was high but Matsuda is on that shit that they smoke in his country and jumps off the cage. He gets up just in time for the win. The match was on point from beginning to the end. Now Dupree is my girls favorite wrestler and one of mines too. Good job to both men.
Smythe has his own video about all his accomplishments in OCW and it has me wondering "Why isnt this dude the owner of OCW yet?" Damn my guy u been through a lot.
So far Scaggs and Poling are doing a good job on the commnetary. Respect to them.
It looks like Arnaud has been watching Def Comedy Jam. Where'd you find that sense of humor? He also has some big talk. I wanna see what he's wants with Dupree.
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The camera pans in and Rockstars Lution party is still going but Rockstar is upset about the outcome of his match. Then Spoon shows up and makes Rockstar see the light. I still want to know why I wasn't invited and how they still got a sauna going at the party? Jim Black needs to get his ass in there and tell them to put out the blunts before Jay fires everybody ass.
Chris Ryder vs The Officials
The first ref comes out and gets his ass whooped. The second ref puts up a little fight but gets put down. The out comes Sideshow The Klown and business is about to pick up. Ryder starts to run like a lil girl LOL. Yo Sideshow hit that man with a wind up fist. Ryder starts to get his ass whooped and decides to run again. The way Ryder is running I feel like I'm watching the Summer Olympics. Sideshow catches him and continues with the ass whooping and gets the win. I liked the match, it was funny as hell. Good to finally see Sideshow. I hope he stays.
Trevor is talking with Jim Black and makes it known that he cant win when Mayhem is in the ring. He also makes it known that he has been through a lot with other wrestlers in OCW, and to win he will cheat. Dane comes on the scene and tells Trevor that they should work together to take out Mayhem and Parker. Trevor then agrees. Trevor better watch out because that plan might bight him in his ass.
**PART 2 COMING SOON**