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Jookie Marley

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  1. good shit to the new champ..too bad you gonna have to cough up the gold soon to me
  2. i wanna hear more about the ex joint mannnnng
  3. thats it?
  4. wheres my shot? lol nah im fucking with yall FINALLY the EX DIVISION has come back on OCW TV..glad that we get this shit movin again..good luck to both guys
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Oa9HENS40
  6. my ill ass rp got cut cause no match..imma post it anyway
  7. I fucks with rockstar but I have to agree with this. For example as much as I don't like John Cena he never beat up Nexxus at the same time. Every time he tried to go against them they would get in his ass. He had to pick them off 1 by 1. If you did that it would of made more sense.
  8. damni wish i could mark that out 99 more times lmfao
  9. lol spliff means blunt in jamaica
  10. Keeping it BLUNT w. Jookie Marley "If anyone is offended by the views in this review I am sorry. Actually I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" Page 1 Ashley Barker vs Hazard Quick question for Hazard. Why didn't you just download the stat editor and edit Evan Bournes stats? You look and act just like the man. Then Ashley Barker comes and and this man got my whole MVP entrance joint. What the hell is going on here? You look just like Arnaud too. Whoever edit the match has good taste in music until all that wack ass rap came on.The HD recorder is official as fuck, I gotta get me one. Can u please send me that OCW HD joint too. The whole match went back and forth the whole time. Then Hazard started to get that ass spanked like a newborn. Smythe doesn't use the rock bottom anymore huh? Good win for Ashley. Leon I hope you and Pato were riding in a army tank because I know Pato aint fitting in a car. Pato reminds me of a caveman for some reason. They give Smythe the night off so Leon has to fight LSD. LSD better watch out before LOTUS get his ass. Page 2 Here gos this guy with his fire. He calls his fans "dragonflies"? That mess sound suspect. So far the rp is on point. I cant wait until OCW vs LOTUS 2012 comes out in November. I already pre-ordered it at Gamestop. Then Dupree calls out WAP. I wanna see this happen at End Games. Great rp Lance Storm. Cody is talking big about being Mr. FI. Then he talks about having trust problems to Jacob Trance. Le'Tuce looks like he gonna have a problem tonight. Someone gonna get they ass kicked. Page 3 I swear Dane gotta be the illest with the Gfx. Dude you gotta hook a guy up with one of the promo joints for my entrace bruh. Then he comes out with Matsuda and hippoPATOmus. Dane I'm digging the George Jefferson suit lol. Dane is great on the mic the whole time. Then Matsuda gets the mic, and dude is educated. Why you keep calling that man Xavier-san though? Now here comes Kurt Cobain. This dude gotta be on some serious shit to bring his ass to the ring. He calls out Matsuda and then surprisingly the Rockstar starts bussing they ass. Who the hell is LOTUS? They just got they ass kicked. I marked out for The Randy Savage theme. R.I.P Randy Savage. Leonheart vs Luke Dimsmore Everyone got these entrance theme joints. I gotta get one now. Leon's attire is EPIC. Here go this mumbling old lady with the voice box talking bout la da da da. The match starts and Leon is going off. Then LSD starts to fight back. Im digging how everyone is paying respect to Randy Savage. Then Cody comes out. Thats gonna be Leons ass. Cody you gotta edit your entrance attire and take the elbow pads off because they are showing right through the hoody. Leon gets caught slipping and LSD overdoses his ass. Leon loses and LOTUS aint even come out. They were too busy dry cleaning Dane's suit. I liked the match from start to finish Tiberius Dupree vs Jookie Marley If there is one person I like fighting in OCW its got to be Lance Storm. This is the longest match I've been in. Me and Dupree kept going back and forth. We made the match look just like a Ex Division match. Who the hell is Ryder talking too? Leon asks Ryder to help him with Cody because Cody keeps giving him the business. Leon sucking up to Ryder too, WTF is going on? Cody Storm vs Iceberg Le'Tuce Le'Tuce's entrance music is funny as fuck. Cody is on fire as soon as the match starts. He hits his finisher and I thought it would be over, but Le'Tuce starts to fight back. Good shit Cody on winning the match. Page 5 Here comes my ace Smythe. Dude stunting with the belt and it aint even his lol. Smythe starts to talk about the last time he held the belt and plays a clip from Damnation 2008. Leon comes out and demands the belt to be returned. They start to play tug-o-war. Then here comes the monster Mayhem and "BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP." Leon catches a beat down and Smythe runs. Wait where the hell is Smythe going? NIGGA BACKSTAGE IS THAT WAY <----. Smythe re-enters the ring and Mayhem deals with his ass too. Leon gets up and gets tossed like a salad. Mayhem leaves the ring looking like Deebo from friday, with the belt. I liked how Riot ended.
  11. Im ok with the match ending..we had a lution type match..i was trying to knock the ref out so i could hit him with a weapon but it aint work
  12. That would of made a ill ass rp..im dig'n it like mike vick backyard
  13. Im not home so can some1 politely slap kd with one of them "haters gon hate" joints..Ryder? Dane? Somebody? Thank you kindly lolll
  14. Oo yea u cant talk about ex division nd nit talk about my guy dupree..that man one of my favorite wrestlers..IM TELLIN U CUT THE CHECK
  15. I agree with this man..somebody make it happen at the ppv..#1 conters match or a championship match with hallows in it..CUT THE,CHECK AND WERE THERE
  16. I dont agree with leaving me out but yea anything to see the belt again so fuck it some1 make it happen at the ppv..matsuda vs rockstar
  17. Im not tryna bash anybody but i guess ocw is gonna do away with the ex championship since its been m.i.a since lution..i guess the champ is doing house shows or something
  18. Abm abm abm abm we are the nation of domination
  19. champions are suppose 2 b on every show rping
  20. not to butt in my guy but last time u guys fought kd got in that ass like a bicycle with no seat..it was like a 4:30 match nd i know cause i recorded it
  21. sorry i aint post anything since lution cause i been studying for my finals and shit but MARLEY MARL is back and he gon b on the next riot.
  22. **JAY WANTS 20 PAGES IN 2 DAYS SO LETS GIVE EM SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT** Part 2 of Keeping it BLUNT with Jookie Marley Page 6 X-Pac comes out I mean my FUCKIN GUY Nathan Gaines and is saying that he is gonna retire. Then Wes comes out with a black eye and gives my guy a concussion. I shoulda came out and JKO'd his ass. Respects go out to my guy Gaines though. Guy is sitting in a sky box by himself and Jim Black comes in. Fausto starts talking about ending careers and how he's gonna end Royces career. Someone else is gonna die tonight huh? FUTURE INVESTMENT LADDER MATCH Soon as the match starts I gotta mute the country music. D-Jones has to have some of the best attires in OCW. I'm diggin the colors. The match starts and Cody is getting passed back and forth like a blunt. Then he starts to hand out ass whoopings. Then Lucas starts knocking heads off with that sledgehammer and spits some voodoo juice in Codys face. 20 minutes into the match and Cody cant get the case down. Dude had all the time in the world to pull it down. It gets to the point where Jones gets up and says fuck it and leaves his ass up there reaching for the case LOL. Later on in the match D-Jones tries to do a stunt but turns into a stunt double, putting himself through the table. Cody final finds out how to unhook the case and wins it. Good shit. Page 7 Either someone can spell "of" or they wanna be Russian. Mayhem starts talking some hell shit and I really feel now that church is where i'm suppose to be. I dont know wtf Mayhem is talking about and my ass should go to dictionary.com. Read the whole rp and cant write a thing about it LOL. THE AMBITION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Dale look like Paul from Tekken. Who ever put this mans attire together should get shot with a tranquilizer gun. His whole theme and apperance is something different in OCW though. I wanna know where the fuck do yall find these wild ass videos and themes? LSD's theme music is crazy. The old chick doing the la da da sound like she using a voice box and shit. The match went back and forth the whole time. Good win for that man though. LEONHEART vs PATOLOMAI The hype video was on point. That shit showed me that Leon been getting that ass whooped from LOTUS. Pato got chickens tasting ass too? I'm watching the match and I really think in the next SvR they should use the struggle system like no mercy had it where you had to tap to pick up someoneheavier than you. Leon starts off on fire and I'm thinking the match is about to be over fast as fuck. Pato comes back and starts slapping the hell outta Leon. Leon fights back and gets the win. I woulda loved to see LOTUS help do something in this match. Jim Black is in the back with Trevor and I'm wonder "DID SOMEBODY REWIND THE DVR. I READ THIS SHIT ALREADY." Page 8 Stacy is trying to get a interview in with Parker but he aint having that. Stacy should interfere in your match and JKO your ass. ROYCE BENTLEY vs GUY FAUSTO Royce comes out and has the ill shirt with the Caucasian booty on the back. You got that from Black Ops huh? Then Guy comes out with a fairy tale theme that changes up to rock. Whoever edited the match has some clown music on this shit lol. I like how the match is going so far. They're fighting like they dont like each other. HOLD UP DID THIS NIGGA FAUSTO JUST BUSS A JKO ON BENTLEY? Some ones a Jookie Marley fan? You better change that mutha fucka though. Its a trademark move u theifing bastard. I look back and this man Fausto is a boss. The man got a cage lowered only to get bombed off it. So far thats two dead bodys both coming from the top of the cell. Good win to my guy Bentley. WE ARE THE NATION OF DOMINATION. This man Dane has been on Wrestlution 6 more than Charlie Sheen been on t.v. He starts talking about the belt and Wrestlution 5. I thought this man had money? If he don't win tonight he could just buy back CCW and make himself the champ. Then he starts reciting poems and shit. MAN UP NIGGA!!! Page 9 Marking out for the 50 track. Dane is ill with the pictures and graphics and shit. Make this man in charge of ppv graphics and shit. He has talent. OCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH A 60 minute match? Imma keep it real I'm not watching this whole shit. I'm skipping around on this shit. People here in OCW love that hell music a lot I see. My slime Dane get put out first and thats who I had my money on. Leon gets dropped. So far Parker wont stay the FUCK down. He has his sig then loses to that? Damn everyone wasn't lying. What a way to go. Good shit to both men though, I couldn't do a 60 minute match. RD is still in the arena after eating ass earlier that night? Go home dude. Poe attacks RD and Illuminati is walking by and says "hey let me play." They drag him down to the ring and this shit is looking like the Rodney King tape. The rest of LOTUS come out and molly wop the shit outta RD. Leon comes out to help but hits that man with the hammer lol. New member of LOTUS? I thought RD was the one who helped build OCW? Nigga they just made you look like the Janitor LLLOOLLLL. I'm diggin the LOTUS family though. Page 10 Scaggs and Poling did a great job the whole night. Smythe vs Mr. Sensation Smythe I wanna know wtf you think about when you put these colors together my brutha? Jay comes out with the ill Nas track of course. Lol Smythe why are you running from Jay your black. Later on in the match I see why you ran, HE IS BUSSING YOUR ASSSS. Smythe starts to fight back and hits his finisher. Will we have a new owner? The match goes on and someone is writing poetry at the bottom of the screen. It almost brings a tear to my eye. IT makes me believe I can succeed. Smythe is about to end it but Jay gets some help. Smythe fails and Jay is still OCW's owner. I bet Smythe wishes that The Darkside was still around to back him up lol.
  23. Hands down my son Dupree and matsuda with mr. miagi had the best match
  24. Lolllll iight relax we cool my yout..no proble, no problem ssW
  25. And which rainbow? Jamaicans dont tolerate no battyman rainbow talk
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