Everything posted by Parker
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Ambition 51
Hovering Hovering is the act of standing in striking range of your opponent during an animation reset. Example if you hip-tossed someone as they are standing up you are in striking range to re-grapple. Due to the games inability to reverse initial grapples, you are to exercise common sense and judgement. And be sure to give your opponent a small amount of breathing room, during animations. Reverse Hovering If , for example, I knock Matsuda down to the ground with a clothesline, meaning I am stood next to him, and he returns to a standing position and attacks IMMEDIATELY , this is a reverse hover, both people need to give each other space to reset after the knockdown. I swear to god if people can't follow these 2 simple rules, both rookies and vets, I'm going to stop booking them...more and more I see this shit going on in recent weeks.
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Ambition 51
I wish I could mark out more than once.
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Ambition 51
Good guys finish last...bitches love an asshole. :p
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Ambition 51
'Matsuda: Look out for the one that has eyes like me' Lost my shit.
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Riot card 333
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Riot 332
Cody pretty much stated exactly what I thought when I watched the Leon vs Suda match. I get your at a disadvantage etc, but on the subject of the running moves, I still honestly believe there is NO NEED to run at your opponent from 2 steps away..it looks retarded, and would rather see strikes close the distance than a 1 step run. The same with the cut scenes, the only 1 you needed was the last one with Spider. Leon was winning, so there was no need for Sean & Cody to come to ring side to hand him a chair...as you just kicked out and continued on like nothing happened...then I think they got ejected or something, then Dimsmore knocked Leon flat out with the head boot into the ringpost, 2 seconds later, he's in the ring fighting like nothing happened. I would much rather have seen a clean loss [and personally I would have thought more of it,because I honestly did think you cut scened it up because you lost, whioch might not have been the case, but it usually happens] and for the Spider cutscene to come after the match. And Jookie beating Dims is the biggest upset this year......WWE13....seems the sun even shines on a dog's ass somedays.
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Riot 332
How about we discuss how all of ERMAHGERD went out in the first round?
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Riot 332
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- Riot 332
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Riot 332
Everytime the first chord of Hollywood's theme tune hits, I always think of this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn5iCn_T68c
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Ambition 50
Your right, he looked cool....he looks like a tosspot now.
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Ambition 50
Yup...just like 'Unbeatable Matsuda' got beat. :p
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Ambition 50
I am sitting back in my comfy chair on top of snake mountain watching all you rats fight and claw at each other for the opportunity to fight me for my shiny.
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Ambition 50
'Summer of ERMAHGERD' plus,,,it can't be the era of anything until you actually win shit..so grab your popcorn, sit backdown, and enjoy the time I'm allowing you to spend in the SCUMBAG ERA
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Ambition 50
Jesus christ, it will NEVER be referred to as the 'OMG era'...you queens are trying to turn this place into some Paris Hilton, Lohan pipe smokin website....'The OMG' era....jesus fucking christ...REALLY? I will accept the 'Summer of ERMAHGERD'.
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Ambition 50
I refuse to call you 4 queens 'Overness Meets Greatness' or O.M.G as you do not have this man in your faction - I will however, refer to you as this - http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2497/trolldd.png
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Riot Episode 331
Longest rp he's done in over a year.
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Riot Episode 331
I said they are 'coming off' as stooges..playing second fiddle to leon.
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Riot Episode 331
I'm gonna post this now so you can all discuss it, dismiss it, or digest it. My personal thoughts, take them as you will...WARNING CONTAINS SPOILERS. Dupree..I hooked you up with a new tune son, you think I did that from the goodness of my heart? Use it busta! That orchestra shit you got now just ain't cutting it. I love the direction Dupree has gone since his heel switch, cowardly heel with quite a bit of comedy, and Roofus is my favourite NPC of the last 2 years or so. Any angle that involves Jay writing needs to be read, the man writes comedy gold, and could even make a Trevor vs Trevor feud interesting , and that's no easy feat. I wish he competed on a regular basis, I really do. Santino Sensation. Suda confuses me, it comes off like he tries too hard to be the cool , sweary kid, your crazy ass attires and ring crew get you over, not swearing for the sake of it, and don't give me the 'matsuda doesnt grasp english' crap...as he speaks more fluently than KD! Speaking of KD , he essentially cost himself his place in the KoOCW tournament, he just wouldnt leave the manager alone, even tho he was never attacked, he ended up getting all his manager attacks reversed and then jobbed due to a camera angle of the manager getting ejected...you should have gone about your business with Sean, and it never would have happened. KD also has THE most jacked and ridiculous moveset since Adrian Bold....it even puts Bold to shame... F5 and Atitude Adjustment as finishers [the AA he uses as a RUNNING finisher..wtf] , spear and argentine backbreaker as sigs..then the worlds strongest slam, TRIPLE powerbomb and swinging argentine bomb as GROGGY grapples...jesus h christ man. We know your a hoss but god damn son. Tobin vs Spider was decent, but, and I mean no disrespect to Spider, who ever fought Spider essentially had a 'free pass'...not because Spider sucks, as personally I think he's one of the best at what he is..a lightweight[ or cruiser]..but because the weight advantage will always beat you, it's not 2012 anymore, so you can't 'lol sub win' a heavy anymore, eh nani? So Spider was always at a huge disadvantage unless he fought Jookie [for the 3836438 time] or Suda. Cerberus...where do I begin? [and i've just seen Leon post his little paragraph admitting what we all know] Here is my problem with it- LEON GOES OVER! LEON GOES OVER! LEON GOES OVER! Leon returned as a manager, to elevate Sean and Cody to the next level...yet what has happened? In a matter of 2 weeks, it's turned into a Leon vs Dimsmore feud..you can claim it's Cerberus vs Dimsmore all you want, but we all know it isn't. 2 weeks ago, Dimsmore hit his fin on Leon, last week Leon hit his fin on Dims...1 each..so instead of doing something different this week, what do we have....Sean jumps Dimsmore, Sean hits his finisher in the ring on Dims, then , for all of 7 seconds, and for NO REASON, Leon locks in the sharpshooter on Dims, then releases it [it's your new finisher, we get it] and THEN....Sean hits his finisher on Dims through the announce table..and if that wasn't enough..then Leon hit's an LKO on Dimsmore..are you shitting me? Are you trying to 1 up him or kill him? Smythe started the term 'over-whoring'..well jesus, you mastered it, this is why I hate Leon being 'in control' of an angle, it's pointless overkill..it's why I cut alot of the shit from our feud, it's why I said no when for NO reason, you wanted to walk out at the 8 year anniversary show and LKO me..it made no sense. Sometimes less is more, and this is the one thing you've never grasped..it's the same recycled shit again and again, leave, return, form a group, make it about Leon, leave group..that's why you yourself are even bored of it. Cerberus is supposed to be all 3 of you, yet the main feud is Leon - Dimsmore ...Cody and Sean are coming off as stooges with shitty white title belts, nothing more. Dupree vs Pugh feud is the best thing going right now, it's also kind of sad tha tout of the entire fed, there's only really 3 decent feuds going into Lution, out of the 3 'main show' titles, the only 1 that's in anyway active is the lowest tier 1 , as I'm kind of stuck floating until KoOCW finishes, and yes I'm bored, very, very bored at the moment. It feels like a job to even write 2-3 lines at the moment, there's nothing to motivate me. The Main Event, I enjoyed it, I understand why it is who it is,business... but I'm kind of 'meh' about it..and you look ree-fucking-diculous. LMAO
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Riot Episode 331
My thoughts are coming later...but I'll be damned if I don't have a Truth CANNON loaded.
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#1 of Wrestling Ichiban Weekly
Awesome review, I agree with everything except you calling Cerberus main event. Matsuda was Main Event...Cerberus were just there for the numbers :p The closest they get to the main event 'scene' is sniffing the jock that Leon wore at wrestlution 7. I hope this sticks around, and doesn't become 'Ichiban first 3 weeks never to be seean again'
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Riot Episode 329
Funniest RP goes to suda and dupree..I literally lol'd outloud 5-6 times reading that...funniest rp i've read in a long while.
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Ambition 47!
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Ambition 47!
Sorry but 'Streak vs Career was HIS streak vs my CAREER.....his streak ended..so it did what it said on the tin...the retirement was entirely his idea , and had nothing to do with the match. But nice try Suda :p You can Eat a strong spirit style dick.