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Enjoy your dvd's shithead :p

'You still thirsty' SHIT = LOST

First! Suck it!

WARNING - Contains spoilers..do not read if you haven't watched the show. First off I want to give a massive shoutout to EVERYONE who contributed to the show,[ and to Matsuda, as I know he'd do his thing if he wasn't IRL busting heads], and who continue to contribute week in, week out, wether it be recording, rp's, working on attires, tweaking movesets etc...we may be small roster wise, and as much as we bust each other's balls all the time, the quality of content we all produce is a pleasure to view, and everyone helps keep this maching ticking over. I legit can't remember the last time we had a 'bad' PPV..or even a bad PPV match..even the bombshell matches entertain. Watching it in a party adds to the atmosphere..especially when you have KD singing and talking about the small gathering of white people that he just finished eating. Bombshell match was decent for an opener..nothing spectacular, but decent to watch. The Hardcore Title match was fantastic, Raze was reversing like a monster early on and landing more grapples, which showed by the champ being injured first, Raze landing 2 early finishers and the match bar wasn't even half way up had the entire xbox party like' WTF'..then Gibbs went into GOD mode and slapped the PISS out of Raze, Raze himself maybe reversed 2 finishers but Gibbs started eating them for fun, both inside and outside the ring. Gibbs powerbomb looks so smooth, and grabs you so fast, that it comes from nowhere and leads to some awesome looking spots. Raze's first 5* match in OCW...listen to the advice people give you..RELAX and things will eventually come your way. Your still wearing water wings..you ain't ready for the deep end of the pool just yet. Tobin vs KD was also good..nothing massively stands out to me, besides the horror of KD's moveset....but that's his thing, Dupree's is Betterness, Parker is a scumbag, Leon retires and returns all the time, KD is 'shitty moveset guy'..it's his thing. I have a feeling the 'spinning bLack kick' is here to stay though :( Tobin suplexed KD ERRYWHERE during this match..and also faceplanted like 3 times trying to dive through the ropes..stay on your feet big guy..it aint worth it :) I'll repeat..the AA from the running position looks ok if the run up is long enough, or set up nicely, it looks shit when you are in striking distance and use it just to get a 1up on your opponent. If I was fighting Tobin and I got hit with that super top rope Tobin bomb, I think I'd honestly stay down, as it looks brutal..I hate seeing people kick out of it at the 1 count :( Tag Title match I'm biased here, but the Crowe caw looks magnificent :p This match was hell of a lot of fun to play, and it's no coincidence that Gibbs was involved in another MOTN contender. The match could have ended within about 6 minutes, after the game decided to go full retard and make Murdock un-grab-able..we all thought the case was coming down there and then. After that, it was anyone's game..I think the case was touched on maybe 8 times in total? That must be some kind of record for this match type. So many decent and brutal spot involved too...Gibbs falling off the ladder and landing on Mez was INSANE...gibbs powerbombing crowe off the ladder TWICE...then AA'ing Rose from the top. Murdock LAUNCHING Rose through the table from the crucifix..the list goes on. Congratz to the winners..but we are still 2- 1 up on you suckas! IMO the 2 best feuds going on right now are A-Team vs Kindred and Sean McGee vs The entire lower half of the roster [ so thirsty] Haven't watched McGee vs Mugen yet as it wasn't posted by the time I hit the sack last night [dam 5am starts], so I will watch and comment when I get home from work Main Event What can I say about this..my 2nd multiman match in 1 night, another blast and a pleasure to play..and another MOTN contender. Another which could have gone either way, and did right up until the end..and honestly couldn't have ended any better..so many angles can be ran just from how it ended. Plenty of decent spots..Parker vs Dupree reverse fest on the outside, piledrivers on concrete....nutshots into Backfires..duck unders into Book Ends [cant remember the name of the front fin, I want to say Dragon Slayer but I'm sure thats the walls] Dimsmore reversing a Siren, only for me to duck under his follow up attack to Siren him anyway made me lol. It's hard keeping up with what's going on with the other 2 guys when your fighting for your life, so it's nice to watch it back and see some of the stuff I missed from the other 2 guys, which I will do when I finish work. The finale Couldn't have worked out any better from the result of the Main Event..slow motion spit and sweat is always a bonus.. http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/135735/350wm/C0072751-Broken_arm,_X-ray-SPL.jpg Everything that has a beginning has an End. RP's were top notch..especially all the jail break ones from OMG...the names used in said rp's were RIDICULOUS! Guy cuttering the brown Leon was also great. MOTN - I won't vote for Tag or ME as I was in them, so I will vote the Hardcore Title match. It might have been Dupree's night, but Gibbs was THE man at this ppv...2 top quality matches, dual champ..double duty. /tips hat WTF - spinning bLack kick SpotOTN- Gibbs falling off the ladder and landing on Murdock. RP- Walmart Prison Break Oh..one last thing..Dupree....YA'LL BETTER RUN SON! http://zitotalking.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/trex.gif

If KD runs from far enough away, the AA looks ok coming off the run...Cena does/had done it. It just looks bad when it's within 2 steps.

WTF moment of the night = KD's spinning BLACK kick.

Dat Hardcore Title match..... http://art.ngfiles.com/images/45/thed-lucksedition_good-ol-j-r-jim-ross.png

Funniest REAL GhettOCW video yet..HILARIOUS.

First! Suck it Kent! Scumbaggness > Betterness.

Apologies for the lack lustre ME, I had a vision of what I wanted, but due to it not getting done until the very, VERY last minute, it didn't pan out due to time...there was supposed to be extra, but it never came to fruition.

You really need to give it up. They won't come back until atleast the 2k14 game, and that's only if the sub system is fixed. Use the time you waste banging on about sub finishers and focus it somewhere constructive.

Dam..we really struggle to even make page 2 now a days :( Content wise the shows are awesome too.

Gibbs' rp's are like a Jake the Snake promo in written format, you get emmersed in that shit as it's so descriptive.....love it. Gangsta's vs Vampires..the content well is bottomless.

Not really, Dimsmore has lost twice in a row, badly..you just want me throwing in there with 2 of your faction mates!

Kinda retarded that between 3 of you, not a single PM was sent.

If you didnt want to be booked, shouldn't you have just told the bookers? Avoid this entire mess.

First.

My hair looks better than yours.

I put you over..........the top rope! BAH GAWD! http://elite34.webs.com/T-Rex%20Through%20Wall.jpg

Watched the pPV in a live xbox party last night with Tibs, Pugh, kD,Raze and Dims towards the end...makes watching the shows so much better. Going to post what's still fresh in my head, as I've seen all the matches, but not read all the rp's yet. Bombshells match was actually really good, Kat is KD's best caw by far, and she actually has the best moveset out of all his caws, no stupid looking moves, everything fits her character. Not sure how Bu'tay does half her moves, she carrying a damn trunk. Kindred Hype does kind of look like a ahte crime video :( but we've only had a few tag matches..just acoincidence that they all feature giant angry black men:( Hardcore title match- Gibbs with Entrance of the night, how do you go one better than a pimped out bicycle when you a champion? You splash out on a low rider! KD with the Walls of Jericho looks ridiculous...you are 6'11, you need to be using the Brock Lock! You have 2 sub moves, the bear hug and the Black Rack...this does NOT make you a 'submission wrestler' sir! Gibbs' in-ring style is so laid back it's almost lazy...no unneccesary running, no quick movements, just a casual pace, slowly picking you apart...we knew it was going to be a FITE when the steps came into play within the first 4-5 minutes. The ending was great, KD removing the top of the announcers table was basically him removing his own coffin lid, as he turned round and Gibbs laid him to rest, in a devastating 360 powerbomb through the table. Does Gibbs have a name for his finisher? Great match. Mixed Tag- As much as I hate playing bombshells, this was fun to play, mark for the new look Murdock, the blow out and the 'OG Yoga' suit him, he looks like a monster, or more of a monster than he was before. 'Face' is one ugly broad...please, PLEASE give her some visible eyebrows..that shit just looks wierd, she looks like a mrs. potatoe head toy that someone forgot to finish the face on! Cross-gender Doomsday Device looked cool. Mez and Rose always go hard, and had some great exchanges in this match, as in the previous 2 tag meetings, and it hit me last night why the ';Wic Kick' looks so bad..it's not just a kick..he turns that shit over and steps through, effectively making it a jumping curb stomp. Definitely a contender for best finisher 2014 imo! Triple threat match- As we told Raze in the party, he does way too much running for a heavyweight..after about 7 minutes I was already sick of seeing the spear, and that running back grapple he does...not a fan of this new trend in 3 -ways to always run up behind and grapple someone..what ever happened to the 'let them focus'...it's ok occasionally, but it was ridiculous in this match. Wasn't too keen on Trance leaving the ring all the time too. Must have seen a record number of Tobin Bombs in this match..dropping bodies all over the place. Raze's sig and finisher look too much the same, you need to switch one up imo. I actually really liked the ending, sneak in and to have the audacity to flip the bird too made me laugh. Dupree's theme just came on the radio :( Ultimate Submission Match - I liked how they applied the rule of hitting an impact finisher before going for a submission each time..added to the match. These 2 have complimentary styles and matches are always great to watch. Pugh was stacking finishers and just showing off, as he could have pulled the trigger numerous times..but he isn't Kid Ego for nothing. Dupree has the 'smarter' submission moves imo, Pugh doesn't have the ability to crawl for the ropes in 3/5 of Dupree's holds, where as Dupree could crawl in all but 1 of Pugh's. Smart play by Dupree, or just Betterness? Great match, probably MOTN...really down to the wire too. NA Title match- Mugen has had a LONG career, which I only relized last night, he's been here as long as Spoon..maybe longer? He's also had that music and Orton intro for as long as I can remember. This was a crazy match, started off pretty even, Mugen looked to be on his game, and was wheel kicking the juice out of McBiceps, the for a good 4-6 minutes, Mugen didn't reverse a damn thing, and sean literally threw him around the ring..we saw the ARMageddon clothesline in 3 corners..I'm putting in a request to Sean that he does it in all 4 corners in every match! Mugen rallied at the end, and there was 2 maybe 3 nice finisher reversal exchanges, and Mugen looked to be in for a suprise comeback victory, but Sean shut him down. Mugen has a groggy that looks way too much like his finisher. Another good match. Ex title match - great fast paced match, with clean FPR, which is unusal for EX matches..Suda was on tip top form and literally beat the piss out of Scofe, suplexing him for fun, couldn't land his double springboard combo he kept trying tho, haha. I think he probably did more damage off missed springboards than Scofield actually did to him, Scofield didn't really have an answer for Suda's offense, and Suda wasn't playing! If Suda stays on that form, I see him DOMINATING the ex division for a long time. Main Event- I'm guessing alot of people won't like it, but I'm not out there to play pretty for the cameras, I'll leave that to Kid Ego...I'm out there to beat your ass and win the match...it's all well and good having a laugh in DM's, and people getting excited because they land a little offense on me [Raze :p ] , but title matches are all business. KD asking Dims in the xbox party 'was your RT broken' was funny as hell. Was possibly a new record, think it was around 6:40..just a shame it was against Dimsmore :( Finale - This park is only big enough for one..and that's Jurassic Parker! Told you I'd get you :) Jaysin OUT! Overall one of the best PPV's we've had imo, good job to everyone who dropped content. On a side note - There's a reason that people don't get booked in title matches, contender matches etc...you simply aren't ready, I'll use Raze as an example this time just because of the triple threat match and by his apology post....people get desperate and change the way they play, the 'thirst' comes out, and usually ruins matches. You haven't been here long, and asking for title shots etc in rp after rp won't change anything, if you can't control the inner cheese when handed an opportunity. It's all a learning experience. This isn't just a shot at Raze, because the same goes for some of the long time vets too.

Also want to say DAMN did Mugen whip that ass! And massive congratulations to Gibbs...that's no easy feat what you did there sir, practically every member of the roster has tried and failed, and you did it in impressive style too. Definitely brought your A game that day.

If you step in our corner, your getting punched.....Yeah they played well and caught the vamps on a rare off day, if you look, Sebastian actually gets in the ring at the end and goes for a running super kick on Crowe as soon as he stands up, it just happens that the toe-kick landed first..so it was 50/50.

Pot meet Kettle http://customfoot.com.au/orthotics/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/JG-Black-Half-Boot-Build-up-Right-Foot-300x242.jpg

There was 3 big ass whippings this week, which I wasn't really expecting. Some good matches. Gibbs' gimmick is so effortless, I think that's why he is so over, everything just fits so well,music, look, moveset and writing style, and he doesn't need to try or kick every female we have on the roster in the head to get his work across. It's the same with Mez Murdock...it's why A-Team fit together so well. K.D fighting Scofield looked like a Khali vs Hornswoggle match..I lmao for about the first 5 minutes until I got used to the size difference...KD is over a foot taller, yet has feet 2 sizes smaller.

Just when I thought Gibbs' entrance couldn't get better than last weeks, he rocks the camo. That looked cool as shit.