Everything posted by Parker
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Riot 371
AC Cobra looks like those 80-90's 'local talent' jobbers that people like Hacksaw or Tatanka used to face in the early days of WWF. The ones that didn't even get an entrance, it just cut back from commercial and there was some dude stood in the ring. I love it.
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Riot 371
Drago Ceasar reminds me of a cross between - http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c9fgBvlP1rw3b61o3_500.jpg and http://www.taylorherring.com/blog_content/uploads/2009/05/borat-mankini-cannes-film-festival-publicity-stunt-301x400.jpg
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Riot 371
It's hardly 'shots fired'...it was the generic as expected rp, dressed like Leon 2009, with veiled, weak digs, and lines lifted from rp's myself and Dupree have said over the last 3 years. The answer to the question in the entrance, I'm guessing is 'No'.
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Desk Episode 7
Cyberbullying is not only wrong, it's illegal - Hairline, 2011. p.s - Fuck you and your 80's superhero hair.
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Desk Episode 7
Cody is essentially the white Bobby Lashley.
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Desk Episode 7
Jay exploding at 56 minutes is amazing.
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Riot 370
Sean McGee ladies and gentlemen...a man so old, he ejaculates dust. Anyway, parts of the show I did enjoy, because just like his character, all this Cody talk is boring as fuck. Leon opening the show, which reminds me, way, way too many women on OCW tv..its like fucking Total Divas with the odd match thrown in now. The ending to the Bedlam - KD match..I loved the 'fuck it it's RACK TIME' ..even though it got them both counted out. Bobby Minio reminds me of the 123 kid in his matches at the moment, you pretty much know he's going to lose, and get thrown around whilst doing it, but you enjoy watching his matches incase he pulls dat Razor Ramon style upset. Keep going Bobby, the wins will come eventually...I was impressed when you kicked out of the super Tobin Bomb. Dupree's this is your life was the segment of the night hands down, EVERY week Dupree's caw looks more ridiculous, and every week I like it more. Mugen in the most hashed together 'dress' I've ever seen, an outfit pulled straight from a charity shop window....glad he changed his finisher from that shitty looking CAF. Are we sure Austin Lee isn't Hollywood re-packaged? Michael McGillicuty / Curtis Axel style. A chicken bone and a turtle shell? Jesus. Cody's music is way more over than him..the only part of his character I enjoy. Advice I'd give him is ditch the woman on the entrance, you look like Leon and Alex 2.0..which isn't a good thing, but then again, I don't really watch his matches further than the entrance. Pugh's attire was classic douchebag mind games, the match itself wasn't too bad to be honest, there was plenty of reversals in there by both men..I'v mentioned how I thought the ending was sketchy, but that's just my opinion. I also think it's funny how everyone is talking shit on the boards about the show, and Cody is just saying completely silent, which means he knows that people are expecting the worst, or next week he's actually going to write something interesting other than the generic 'I am the champ, I showed you all' rp..but I doubt it. Just realized I didn't watch Trance's match..so I will do that now. Nice ending rp by Pugh...had a touch of a Truth Siren to it.
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Riot 370
1 win does not prove he's best at the game..haha..it proves he was best on that night. The win was also sketchy in my eyes, from 10-13 the rule was that after a pick up > groggy you must let your opponent to his feet of his own accord, this match ended with a pick up > groggy limb check > wake up > finisher..to me that an FPR break, but it seems in 14 no-one plays with any rules, so essentially you could just pick up > groggy > pick up > groggy > pick up > groggy etc Which is lame and cheesy as fuck. But it's his moment now...let him prove everyone wrong. I know I won't be watching many ME matches for a while though.
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Riot 370
I see what you're trying to say, but that won't work, see, when Pugh turns his arrogance up, it rubs people the wrong way etc, which has been seen in the shoutbox/boards etc...the difference here is nobody gives a shit about Cody, he could be arrogant as fuck and most still wouldn't bat an eyelid because we know he's just being a try-hard. He could come out on every show for the next year and run Parker down, and everything I did, and I wouldn't even blink, because he doesn't interest me. We are now entering the 'lack of' era...lack of interest, lack of creativity, lack of charisma, lack of anyone really giving a shit. People will pretty much just skip to the end of a title match just to check the outcome, because the're won't be any decent feuds leading up to it, unless someone writes half of it, like most did when they worked with Trevor.
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Riot 370
Mr.Peters has the moves!
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Riot 370
Think I'll wait until page 3 before the siren goes off. /cracks knuckles.
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The Clash 2014
Pugh , a little advice for when you fight Cody.... http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1a/1a2a5a701595c73d02c2eeee3b1004aa26420a8b4fd1439f67c7559f9976c1e8.jpg
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The Clash 2014
Nope. We don't need to watch you slowly sap the momentum from yet another OCW superstar. http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ifwt_shang_tsung_soul_mine.png
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The Clash 2014
Give it maybe 6 days for Leon to pitch in with his reply when everybody else has forgotten about it, and it might kick off again.
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The Clash 2014
Pre- 2010 I had facepaint and long hair, then I had a bald head and a stunner....my character was based around the fact that , much like in real life, I'm an asshole..but a likeable one....to certain people. You want some fries with that dick?
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The Clash 2014
I'm just throwing this out there..do with it what you will...but I won't pull any punches because 1: I don't give a shit, and 2: I know you miss the Truth Siren. One of the reasons I left was because I'm sick of having to speak to grown ass individuals like school children, Cody and Leon as an example...I find it he- fucking - larious that myself and Pugh used to get shit off these people saying we are mean, and we were making people leave etc..and yet, I've left..and the EXACT same people are getting shit but just off different people..even off a rookie..coincidence? It's been said around here until people are blue in the face, this fed is a mix of writing/competition...if you can't mix both, and be interesting with it, then you will hit that glass ceiling sooner rather than later. I've seen people get momentum and even a title shot after losing 6-7 matches in a row [ see Mad Mike Morrison ] he wasn't great on the sticks, but he could write, not only write, which some people seem to be focusing on, but he wrote interesting, funny content that people were interested in. The problem with Cody is this, he is fucking boring, not just Cody Storm, but Cody McCardle, or atleast , the Cody McCardle I came to know, and eventually mute and block on xbox live. Part of someones personality transfers over to their caws, even if its only a little bit, it's impossible not to, and Cody is just dull, duller than the dullest branch of the dull tree, in the dull forrest, in Dull town. Great on the sticks..but if you have no attractive traits besides knowing it will be a good match , then it leaves you stuck where you are now...wanting that title shot, but having pretty much only himself to play with [ my 1st dick joke, I did well to get this far ] if he does beat Pugh. Trevor was dull as sin, seriously, great at the game, but dull, his rp's were dull, his attires were dull, he was a good guy, just dull..and what happened after he won? He got stuck against the 3rd most dullest guy in OCW history..Vincent Valmont. Like Cody, I used to beat people in under 10 minutes, week in, week out, Cody was even on the receiving end of one of those :) but the other content I was submitting was interesting to others, Cody's is not. Cody as World champion 'could' be one of the worst things in OCW history..competition wise, it would be fantastic, as you'd have to step up your game to beat him, but 'federation wise' it would be terrible, as every title match would be just that, a title match, with no build up because no interesting feuds would be built. It's been said a million times, if all you are bothered about is competition, then A) You're in the wrong place, or B) Be content at smashing people at mid-card level because that's as far as 'purely being good at the game 'will get you. Would anyone really stay around for the Lution ME if it was say Cody vs Trance [ no offense Trance] for the World title...Mr.Snore vs Mr.Unlikeable. I get on with Trance outside of OCW, but on here, he is a pain in the fucking ass. <3 But you get what I'm saying..there's a reason people fall over themselves to work with Pugh, Dupree, Suda, even Bobby rook, and there's a reason no1 is banging down Cody's door...and I just gave you that reason.
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The Clash 2014
As soon as I finish this coffee...imma light this sucker.
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Riot 369
EVERY time I see Dupree's character change direction, I like it even more. Wrestlution 30 Dupree vs Parker 56 times in a lifetime!....book it! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ee_43_z21SY/UiZsKJfBDsI/AAAAAAAAFm8/HOYswM9qjYk/s1600/flashgordon.gif vs http://i.ebayimg.com/t/MAX-VON-SYDOW-FLASH-GORDON-11X14-PHOTO-AS-EMPEROR-MING-COSTUME-/00/s/MzgwWDMwNA==/$(KGrHqJ,!qoF!-H(Y)BQBQQU!j9B,g~~60_35.JPG
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The NEW DESK Episode 5
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/409/933/7b8.png :p
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The NEW DESK Episode 5
Jay put me over a million and 1 times.....wow How you forgets..in nearly all my vids I put your old ass over..haha JAYSIN OUT!!!
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The NEW DESK Episode 5
Only 12 people left on the roster? That must be an all time low? :( Maybe I need to buy back my boots from the Red Cross....
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The NEW DESK Episode 5
Pato and Sean both gone...damn. :(
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King of Things Podcast Episode 1
Captain America does suck. The movie was ok, but the character is cheesy and lame, Captain Britain is even worse. Superman fucking sucks balls too, I have zero interest in the new movie, especially since the casting release.
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The NEW DESK Episode 4 - Biscuits and Jam
Dimsmore stole my F.I contract and cashed it in against me for our match at Wrestlution 8..and got his ass beat in around 7 minutes :( I can see Dimsmore being the first person in OCW history to cash in twice and lose both times :(
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The NEW DESK Episode 4 - Biscuits and Jam
In all the years I've been here, this is easily in the top 5 entrances I've seen in OCW. There shouldn't even be a category for best entrance at the awards this year, just give it straight to OMG.