Everything posted by Parker
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Road 2 Glory 2014
'Leonheart: This arena is locked down tighter than a ducks ass in water. No way HE is getting in. I mean how hard is it to stop a 6 foot Rican with a bar of soap!!!' In cuban heels maybe :p
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Road to Glory preshow part 1
Please god just stop. And don't disrespect Sons of Anarchy by dragging it in with what ever this is supposed to be.
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Riot 374(!)
Not sure if it's GM preference or what ever, but it kind of says it all about the world title picture when the World Heavyweight Champion is on page 4 of a 6 page show. And 90% of the content is more interesting than our main title scene. Matches were ok this week, Cody vs Trance was back and forth, way to many pick-up groggies in it, from both men, Trance probably had it won except he stands still like a moron for like 2-3 seconds at times for some reason, and he can't land a limb target move to save his life :) Just slap a submission on, it still shows your opponent his body damage, doesn't always have to be a limb target move. ME was ok for a 4 man, nice surprise to see Buffness back, loved the shirt, pretty sure that Perfect Plex finisher is glitched...every attempt I've ever seen to break it up with an elbow fails. Amazing Pine scares the bajeezus outta me. AC Cobra looks so fucking indy-riffic. Nice win for Tyga. Luke's caw looks awesome, and that intro fits that music perfectly..but he was never going to beat Matsuda.
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The NEW Desk Episode 10
You sure do a great job of hiding it.
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Riot 373
Dupree spat hot MAGMA this week..busting out the golden mic on Jobby.
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The NEW Desk Episode 10
I fucking LOVE this format of the desk with 3 people, really hope it continues.
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The NEW Desk Episode 10
Leon ain't no meta-troll....he full retard.
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The NEW Desk Episode 10
First.
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Riot 373
Riot was kinda 'meh' this week, written work was pretty excellent, but there were no 'star power' matches imo..besides the ME
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Riot 373
'Jobby Minio'....HO LEE SHIT.
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Riot 373 Preshow #1
What in the utter fuck have I just read? This makes no sense at all. Don't ALL petrol pumps have a display on them? So you would know how much you'd spent before you'd even replaced the nozzle. 'Sid Harrison: “That’s correct but my family who ride the same bikes I do, yeah you will need to sleep with one eye open every night because you will be a marked man. There isn’t nothing no police men can do when you go and disappear and believe me, they won’t find you.' I'm so confused Does this have anything to do with an OCW storyline? Or are you trying to pitch a shitty pilot show? Or get Sid over as a badass by complaining about petrol prices? I'm seriously confused.
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The NEW Desk Episode 9
Masked Men storylines can work, if done well, look at the formation of I-Gen, with Deano and Kang I think it was, and also the hockey mask storyline I did with Dimsmore, or they can be horrible like the one with Leon and some random guy in a gorilla suit...my only problem with the Cody one is that I honestly can't see them being 2 MAIN characters that we care about, because almost everyone is involved in a story of their own, unless it's like Matsuda pulling double storyline duty as a back-up plan to eventually turn on Cody and go for ALL TEH GOLDZ... It will either be 2 alts that no-one really cares about, or returning people no-one cares about like Jake Storm or Nathan Gaines/Sid Harrison. Moonwalking was always called out in the past, and people were BURIED for it, but now it seems acceptable that the world champion does it...odd.
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The NEW Desk Episode 9
Jesus Pugh you sound so feminine this week. You been taking estrogen pills or something?
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Riot 372
1: I'm not Leon. 2: I am retired, and enjoying it. 3: If I returned, I would unleash a Truth CANNON on OCW, the likes of which OCW has never seen..and you don't want that at Wrestlution. 4: I'm not Leon.
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Riot 372
I thought Hardcore title was defended every week? Has that been stopped now since the merge? And Cut-Throat hasn't even fought yet..why would he get a title shot over established wrestlers?
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Riot 372
The thing with the theme Raze is this, it can make or break your caw/gimmick....for the longest time you pretty much drifted, tried a few themes, a few finishers etc, all the time wanting to be the 'next badass', but never quite pulling it off, then you get a golden makeover, of both gimmick and theme, and then you tinker when there's no need, instead of expanding, you change, if that makes sense, you want that theme because it 'sounds' badass, but WAR is PERFECT for your guy. When I see Sgt.Raze I think of - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/General_Chaos_cover.jpg One of the coolest games on the Sega MegaDrive for those who haven't played it.
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Riot 372
Raze there was no need to change your music..that shit was GOLDEN with the gimmick.
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Riot 371
Trance, allow me to pay for your medical school.
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Riot 371
Yeah, but EX and Tag are essentially useless..have been for months.
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Riot 371
I understand KD's points about the titles, I just think we need 3 major ACTIVE titles, instead of 2 active and 2/3 essentially dead props.
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Riot 371
I thought Matsumoto stopped getting booked because he was just a rip off of everyones characters? Aries finisher, Suda's orgin, Tobin's moveset etc? I thought it was like a Eugene style character..guess I was wrong.
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Riot 371
The whole title situation needs sorting out imo...too many titles., not enough people, we only need World, Int and Tag imo, or even just World and Tag. No need for Ex, Hardcore, Lhvy or what ever else is floating around, they don't get defended enough and are just pointless. Maybe if we only had World and Tag then the tag titles would actually mean something again, forcing people to actually stick as a proper team and have an aim.
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Riot 371
I'm officially a Bobby fan, or a 'Minion'..get it? YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE BOBBY!!
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Riot 371
The Leon rp on page 4 seems completely out of place. Reckless Kid could be my my favorite rookie caw-look wise in ages, just fade the tats a little. Phoenix' music is god awful..I thought Mayhem was back for a second, not to mention drinking from an invisible cup :p Some entrances should just be left to Kindred!! General Raze = win. King Tyga's in ring attire reminds me of D-Jack :(
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Riot 371
Not quite sure what rookies KD remembers, as saying they stay quiet until they improve on the sticks is pretty much 99% wrong. Most rookies come in, talk a ridiculous amount of shit, 'GRRR I AM DE GREATEST!! RAAWR LET ME FACE THE CHAMP!' etc.....recieve the greatest beating of their E-life by even our lowest skilled players, and then leave never to be heard from again. Don't believe me....B.O.D anyone? Only a select few stay around after being humbled, it's why we have such a small roster. So keep doing what you're doing Bobby. Controversy and things people don't like always create a fresh flow of discussion, so Cody winning the title has atleast done that. Also, I enjoyed that Cody kicked off a story angle right from his first match, I don't like that 1 week after winning, he turns his caw into Leon 09, that's kinda stupid, the singlet is kind of his thing, attire wise. I didn't really care for the fact that it was made a title match earlier in the show, as that basically told me Cody had already won the match even before I watched it, but I swear if one of those masked guys is Leon, I'm driving to Warrington and punching him in the throat IRL.