Everything posted by Parker
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http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss125/Varus_Torvyn/colbertpopcorn.gif Love how I don't even need to get involved..now..where's my soda..
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The most productive thing Aries has done..AND SEEN THROUGH TO THE END..in a few years..I'm impressed..and appreciate the effort and contribution. How long has Matsuda been away? Wasn't he completely bald only 6 weeks ago? Now he has over shoulder length hair? DAYUM SON. The video had me dying..cracks me up how a Japanese man throws in random english words all the time..and he was being chased down by a police force consisting of Sgt.Slaughter, Uncle Ruckus, Michael Hollywood and Tom Cruise in that film he plays a Nazi...only in OCW I swear. Pato looks like the scariest Marshmallow Man I've ever seen. Sorry Pugh..but with that hair and that stupid tache you scream Village People.
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Fuck you all it's Jay Jay...or if you saw the Facebook picture, Jay-J Lee. Just be glad I'm keeping out of this argument...for now.
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Because god hates you.
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I've only been juicing for the last month..and technically I'm not active so my piss tests don't count :p
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I eat lightning and crap thunder!!
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I beat Tyro..what's your point? :p
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Wait..Dupree is 'the guy'?? WHAT? How quickly people forget!!!! :( Run Tibby RUN!! http://www.geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/t-rex-jurassic-park.jpg
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You look more like the 'Son of Rhyno' than the Son of God! You shall be dubbed 'Little Horn'. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y4MjeKpfQFM/Tx-9KKiEusI/AAAAAAAAFD0/LRYLQbPdKM0/s400/rhino+%25281%2529.jpg
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Just noticed in Trance's sig, his arm tat is on the wrong arm.
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Everytime Tobin tries an outside dive, I cry a little inside :(
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Watching KD vs Dimsmore..and looking at Ari stood ringside..I knew I'd seen him somewhere before..then it hit me.... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZBq7Y2oRAPc/TDpUdRUqsTI/AAAAAAAAABw/04dPZfPxj2U/s1600/ks4.jpg Money threw the diamond in the sea in Titanic!
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Funniest part of the night so far is Raze stood shouting at the ladder.
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As much as I hate the Leon character..and as much as I bust Matt's balls, I give him props because he's always, ALWAYS willing to work with the lower card/new guys..even if he does go over :p
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Digging Ace Angel's new look..reminds me of a grungy John Morrison..he's just missing a cigarette and a bottle of Jack.
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Just wtf does the LKO and the JKO stand for? the RKO is for Randal/Randy Kieth Orton. I highly doubt your names are Leon Kieth Orton and Jookie Kieth Orton :p KD Blackracked a punching bag in half? IN HALF? Really?
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'Besticles' is one of the greatest words I've ever heard. Holy shit.....the Nate/Dupree rp is pure betterness.
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'Nate: Get the Express ready.' http://geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/It%E2%80%99s-on-like-Donkey-Kong.jpg Not gonna lie..I MARKED out when I read that rp.
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Get back to your holiday and get off OCW!!
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Matsumoto looks like a fucking dentist.
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The quickest way to turn face now -a-days is to come out in the media as homosexual it seems..DYoung got an instant faceturn. Trance could always start to gobble cock..or should I say gobble it publicly.
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My thought's...enjoy them, ignore them, whine about them or discuss them..it's your own choice :) Opening rp..always like to see the first rp of a new champ..to see what thet bring to the table. Ego doesn't dissapoint. MY belt looks huge on Pugh. Baby gerbils. "So, how do you circumcise a man with no personality?" Nate vs Dupree 'could' turn out to be one of the best matches we've ever seen in OCW..over any game. I thought Sid Harrison was a face..but I was right 3 weeks ago when I said it's just Leon in a suit instead of a basketball vest. The 3 way wasn't a 3 way, it was basically a handicap match, and probably should have been billed as such. The Hardcore title match is billed as '??? vs Gibbs'..yet Leon told everyone the page earlier that the '???' was him :( Marked for Leon's attire, and the match was decent, helps the feud but I am NOT a fan of the situation, I think it's wrong that a returnee walks straight into a title match [Leon will see this as 'hate' just because it's him and he gets to be the victim again] but I'd call bullshit no matter who was the returnee. I'm sure Gibbs has some kinde of 'cash for xrays' deal with a local chiropractor..When Gibbs dies, and he is laying in the ground, the man won't have a tombstone for a grave head, he will have a pair of steel steps...GOD DAMN son. Nearly snapped leon in half. I can't look at steps now ingame or on tv without thinking of a Gibbs powerbomb. If the Hardcore division has run out of opponents, then what we should do is shelve the Hardcore title, shelve the Ex title, and bring back a lower tier title that doesn't need to be defended every week and can be feuded over, the Pride title for example. BUFFNESS! I'm putting money on Cody starting where he left off, as he was on a decent streak just before he left..if you don't count the ass whipping from yours truely :p Nice to see Dimsmore and Suda rp'ing. Main Event was awesome...I know the champ lost, but no man looked weak after that, both men were 'on' and it was entertaining from start to finish..Tobin actually landed a succesful out of ring dive move too..so you know it was going to be a good match :)
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It's the first day of the Premier League son!! My comments will come after I slowly emmerse myself in 8 hours of football.