Wesley Adams Poe

I bet if you beat parker this week it will be considered, however you shouldn't bank all your settlement money on that bet. Not even a penny.

Oh fausto I was invigorated to be on the ppv, and Invigorated by some of the talent on this show, and everything else. I mean I know I've flaked in the pass, but you are right I need to get my shit together and be someone here. I think it's time I work on it. I agree with your notes on Darkside, Totally agree with your notes are Parker, but I'm not minding that he'll probably build some prestige to the tv title. I get where you're coming from with the Trips Valmont feud but theres no title in this picture so their might be room for something different, which brings me to a point smythe made on this show, we all need to start being willing to work with anybody, despite this showing we still have few people, and part of why some storylines aren't going on is because, this guy won't work with this guy, and this guy refuses to work with this guy, there are people I don't like, but I'm gonna do my best to stop being so petty about shit and have fun here. I think thats what summercide brought back, no legends or old schoolers, but It seemed to bring the fun back. Sorry I'm posting so much, I'll shut up for a while now.

PS. No Mad Mike and OCW U info made me sad.

OH SHIT SON TV TITLE MATCH. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I can. KD hasn’t been more afraid of a weave since he met his wife. Way closer match than mine though. I kind of shuttered when I saw kd come off the top though. And then there was elbow.. game ovOH SHIT A KICKOUT that’s two kickouts of the elbow in one, oh wait crucifix, it’s over. D.Jack is gonna have his hands full with this one. Hope those two psychos put on a good storyline, heading towards September 2 Remember. NA Title on the Same page? Am I finally making headway on this PPV? I think so. Haha on so many occasions have I considered changing my music to a RED song but couldn’t bring myself to do it, Trance has practically gonna baby face with all this cheesiness and babyblue attire, but hey I mark. I think I like Hostiles attire, but I can’t really see it. These guys all wear hoods cause they are too ugly to be seen walking down to the ring…not like myself and D.Jones. Now no offense to the winner, I can not believe this…but maybe the new fpr on stats kind of made this happen, I enjoyed the match guys 3/5. I wonder how long this one will keep it compared to smythe. I threw up during this match follow up rp. This rp will certainly continue to fall on deaf ears. That one was cheapsies. And here we are at the Main Event OCW WHC bout will it hold up to just below average or will it fall straight to hell! These guys put on a clinic in the early going, but that’s expected so I haven’t marked..yet, Fausto is the first one to show pain, still nothing from mayhem, holy shit fausto just did a frankensteiner, what happened to the fatty we all use to know and hate. The fights gone outsider and after a few reversals that powerbomb looks like it hurt…bad, nice one Fausto, quick thinking on that apron move, it’s the little things that entertain me in a match. Oh the blood the blood. Hmm in my opinion Mayhem rushed on the ring entrance from fausto. I mean could just be me and I don’t know if it was a rush for the storyline that follows or if Mayhem got a little over aggressive there with his finisher. What plays out after is kind of meh, I can understand why a lot of people would have liked to see fausto do the cutter instead then it would have looked like Fausto got screwed and all, cause with the current ending it just looks like well Mayhem would have won anyway…probably, and smythe just ended a clean match too attack someone who will probably be the harder opponent for him if he’s in the title picture. I don’t know if this was done to try and start putting mayhem over as a face like the undertaker and solidify smythe as a heel or what, but that would have been evident either way, now I didn’t think the ending totally killed the match or mainevent but it could have been better, but we all could say that about everything, I think the only reason there’s flak is because is because it’s the ME. Well smythe, Come with me, Hail Mary, Brotha Run quick see, what do we have here now? You’re probably gonna die? Ladadada da da da DARKSIDE! R.I.P. Tupac and Smythe. But wait, there’s more! I hear Aries music again like he’s important. Trance loves it when Aries wife calls him Big Papa. BITCHIN B.I.G. speaking of big THAR SHE BLOWS it’s Valmont. God Valmont officially has stolen more than carlos cruz but there he is, our very own Trips to the rescue! Well that’s it ocw…I think I would have marked for this ending more if meanwhilst these two were fighting, Aries got up from valmonts pussy stomps and made his way to the ring for the belt, but meh the wishmaster can’t grant his own wishes. Well that’s it folks, and I finished this last part all before Entourage came on. Now if you learned one thing from this review, I hope you learned that I listen to a good bit of rap, I’m probably not that funny, and also this was a Damn GOOD pay per view, the matches were good and average nothing extravagant, but I was really impressed by rps returns and individual performances, I give this rp 4/5 Lets keep the ball rolling OCW, right up the mountain top. (I got lazy and didn't want to bold and seperate, been doing this since i've been home from work, and i'm tired as fuck, I might edit it all up later but not tonight. Sorry guys, hope you enjoy, I understand if you don't read it all.)

POE’s MOTHA FUCKIN PARCHMENT! It’s been a long time my friends but this ppv deserves this kind of attention. Practically 6 pages in word. Now I won’t be mad if everyone doesn’t read this long ass thing but thanks to those who do, and please continue the discussion, I’m gonna post it in two posts so it’s not so much of a wall…even though it still will be but yeah, here we go. The Darkside: I mark the fuckout for Smythe Exclusives and this one is no different. I’m not sure if the darkside is heel or face to be honest, but I’m leaning towards heel to most, face to “VIPs”, I hope they can come up with a better story than the held down black men though, reason being it’s kind of cliché, not that I don’t like the group or dislike the idea, it’s just I want to them to prove a faction of darkskinned brotha’s can be more interesting than throwing down the race card. Now I know for a fact my father RD Money will like this…but will his lightskinned scion have to say about it? If you don’t know what I’m talking about…first look up scion…it’s not the car…then place your seat in your fucking chair, finish summercide and wait for Riot. This is a good way to start out the show. Next we have the Rockstar Invitational: I always liked the name Rox better, but meh that’s just my opinion. I think it rolls off the tongue better, and if Rockstar ever intends to have groupies, he might want to consider that as well, but here we go with the match. Hallows comes out to accept the challenge, and I’ve been Wondering where he’s been. I thought he was gonna get himself a push but I hadn’t really seen him on riots…maybe I was missing it but I don’t think so, but here his is, and I’m starting to think Rockstar may have bit off more bat heads than he could chew( I had said cocks at first but I figure the allusion to Ozzy was more fitting.) The Match is back and forth with good reversals throughout, and everytime I see Rockstar getting the upperhand Judas gethimself back in it, however Judas appears to be hurt first and it may have effected the outcome of the match, positively or negatively? I’ll never tell. Watch the match jabrone. 3/5 D-Jacks RP is actually a good read, with nice metaphors and gives off a good feeling for his Summercide debut, that someone here still takes things as a huge deal, which in the past a summercide debut for a lowcarder would be huge, but nowadays people have this entitled attitude to them and I’m just proud of d-jack appreciate his rp that he feels honored to be on the ppv, as all of us should be. OH Shit tv Title opportunity: I like D-jack now since his RP but D.Jones is my boy too. Go DJ, well that’s my DJ…wait which DJ am I talking about, I just confused myself quoting rap music. Fuck you lil wayne. I Mark For Jones Attire, If you read this Jones you need to contact me soon…and we got to get you some better music than that. Here comes the Daggermouth, lets see if he can sink his teeth in and teach the rookie what ocw is all about. Fuck Cam Ninja bout time you get on the Apron. See what happens when you attack our cam ninja’s Dane, they get retarded….damn you black eyed peas. Now honestly, I expected a ton of fpr faux pas in this match too my surprise there were few, which is nothing against the two competitors but they are both virtual rookies, and having played them just a little while ago I know where they were with fpr, but they have significantly gotten better with it, and I take all credit, atleast for one DJ, just kidding big ups to the DJ who won this match…but if my prediction of who wins the TV Title is right…good luck winning at September 2 remember you’ll need it badly…I bet you all think I’m being cocky right now…but you can suck a dick...my dick…wait fuck you bitch I’m own my own dick…CURSES KANYE!...AND SMYTH(see what I did there? With Smythe and the ellipsis.) Dane’s a Dick, but props to the RP. Trust me though, no one will be thanking you later.But Hey You can thank me now. DAMNIT DRAKE. D. Arnaud is a Nazi mark…BOOOOO But is he the next Nate? Does Racism Lead do Greatness…The answer is no because the only Greatness of OCW is Retired. What you know about that? Testicles TI! Oh lord, Ass Beating of the century anyone? I bet you all thought it was going to epic facepaint vs epic facepaint. Nope…not yet anyway. But I’m a huge mark for my opponent always have been and look up to him like a psycho uncle. However I will never take him lightly enough not to play about 10 dms before playing him…never ever again. If you notice I bulked up, will be explained on riot, along with so much more. I knew so much was going to be on summercide that I didn’t want my plans to be drowned out with all this awesome, and riot is gonna need the excitement for a great followup show. Grats to the winner. My Prediction was right. MUSCLEMILK! That’s what I thought of after reading Danes last few lines of this rp, but stand the fuck up to him hostile. Kick his teeth down his lying throat, he’s fatter than mayhem. Gone Big Girl What you Gone Do! RATS UNKNOWN RAPPER I REFUSE TO LOOK UP BECAUSE…Well I’m lazy ☺ The God of War…God of Wah Wah I’m an Emo Aussie is more like it. Just kidding Aries don’t kick my teeth in… Aries mark say WOT! Crowd shouts “WOT” your visa wouldn’t have got revoked if you BORN IN THE USA! Bastard Bruce Springstein. I wonder if Gaines is American? Probably atleast a little bit. Aries is Scottish? Emo Scotsman doesn’t sound as good as Aussie…so I’m not gonna edit my original, Lazy remember? A little bit of build up to the ex fourway and an explanation of aries absence good stuff, I wish the match was coming up next…but instead we got Dane and Baxter. Dane…Eminem…cool intro IMO, I got some Skeletons in my closest…along with chris Baxter. Wait He’s out you say? Got the Baby’s Bottom Bisexual Shave and all? Well Damn What is he doing with those Skeletons in my closest? To that skeleton? No that one belong to Stan! Found it in a lake. Now I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all. EFFIN’ EMINEM GET OUT OF MY HAD YOU BLONDE BASTARD…damn it took me a long time to watch that and I missed the match…I really don’t want to watch it again, but considering I didn’t the first time I guess I will. THROUGH THE TABLE! That was the best part of the match. Wot? That was the end of the match you say? Hmm well you can take that as your will 3/5 3 pages on my review and I’m only at page 5 of the show…that’s saying something. Fausto doing months of work? LIES! I like fausto on the forums but not all his hero talk. Once a Hobo always a Homo. I know you’re wondering if that was a typo, and originally it was, the b and m are semi close on the keyboard. But I pulled a page out of Faustos book and decided not to change it, because I got high, you asshole Afro-Man. Haha the commentary after that rp is great, He’s doing it for the fans? This Does not compute, I literally lawled outloud because you know guybrush is a nerd, computation talk, its funny fuck you. Round two of the tv Title mini tourney, KD comes out member of the newly named faction The Darkside, I’m wondering if the tutelage of Smythe will pay of tonight. The pimp mobile is in the building! Holy shit I was watching the intros is and then George Lopez came on, did I just get Lopez Roll’d , oh wait it’s just good background music that got used on a terrible 90’s-00 sitcom. I bet some of you are gonna argue with me that it was a good show, but fuck you and your attempt to troll my review because I don’t like George Lopez…I have a feeling I’m gonna lose my wallet and shoes tonight. This match was as I expected, clean and entertaining, ending was a bit surprising but I think this guy deserves it, I predict he won’t get passed the psycho but this was still a big win for him in my book. 3/5 Smythe VS Trips hell yes. What? This isn’t the match? Shit Smythe’s gonna talk first. For Christ sake, Well at least rap so I will be entertained…He’s not rapping, I’m tempted to skip this but that would take away some of the integrity of my review, that’s right, I’m not gonna put on my Poeker Face. Lick a Dick lady Gaga. (Geezus these jokes are getting so lame I think I’m getting my Identity confused with Dane Xavier.) Oh haha all that complaining and it’s a short one, Hmm I think this almost confirms smythe is still a heel, so much heel you’d think this guy has a foot fetish. Smythe if you use that in one of your raps, I will mark the fuck out and call you the best Canadian rapper alive. I’d have to kill Drake first, but that’s a minor detail my friend. The Indoor Patio is starting to sound like the Endor Spire to me and I continue to read it as such…You know because they are The Darkside. Guy will get it. How could Stacey be around to interview Trevor and hold up the match, when she was in my lockerroom tending to my busted nuts courtesy of Parker Stevens. Thats what you get fucker for stalling a match I was anticipating. I take all credit for this man’s dementia, gotta love the fruitage of a good ole Mindfuck. So basically Fausto. Mayhems going to eat your soul. EX DIVISION! So basically ocw has four titles again, that’s cool I think the setting is WHC: Main Event NA: Upper/mid card TV:Upper/ Mid/Lower And Ex: Ex That’s cool I think. Hopefully we’ll have enough people to bring back a serious tag division but this is good. I’m glad to see titles back. I like Jookies attire, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he had something better and had to redo it because of his xbox mishap. Gaines is a Hero, for every race. Nate is certainly is Arch Enemy. Aries is back to the music I like. Me and one of my good pals actually covered an acoustic version of this, I think I’ll upload that one day. CLUSTERFUCK COMMENCE! Well it wasn’t really that bad, just extremely long, a lot of moves were hit on a lot of guys, Jookie actually surprised me in this match, he held his own with this guys just fine, til the end. All I’ll say is bout time, because I want you guys suffer through the length of this match as I did. But I was happy by the ending. 2/5 (not because it sucked, because it was long.) Alright so I took a break to watch trueblood here, then I wanked my half chub I got after looking at the graphic, Our own Jay C. Sensation made, for a good few hours. Blame Jay if you didn’t want to hear that. But Fuck you, bask in my half chub. Pupil vs teacher…I did this for my first Wrestlution against the one the Only Iron Man. He really got me into OCW and took me under his wing, I’d like to say thank you and have a moment of silence for the grumpy old stoner. Now that that’s over, Trance builds up his match a bit then speaks with the Ex Champion. Trance your if you being face, had a face, I’d punch it. Hell of a match? Are you kidding me? I might have marked if you said, I would have ended it a few hours earlier you know before I needed to put Aries wife to bed, but ocw needs face so my .9 second of anger is over…yeah that’s right not even a whole second of anger. Therapy is paying off. Easy with the hostility? Pun humor is not Punny…

my review is coming soon too, i was telling people i was taking a nap...but i couldn't sleep knowing summercide was here waiting for me.

I really should have played some dms before i played parker...as you saw i started my thing where I always get a little on towards the middle of the match and usually can make a comeback...but no Parker stuffed any chance of that. But hey it happens. Poe will be back stronger than ever on riot...oh just wait til my riot rp. I didn't want to post much on this show...cause i got my ass beat

you posted no reverse rushing but didn't specify that, can you please do that for these kids, because it happens to me basically anytime i play a match with someone...cept recently in this one match, but yeah, please specify, cause maybe i'm wrong on what i thought that meant, but I doubt that, and it's the most annoying thing a person can do in my book.

Did VS do that? It is some fucking sick art, thats for sure. I love it. Great card, looking forward to my match and all the others.

If you want to just straight play the game, play randoms and use your "game mechanics" its not fair because it's not like the person pinning can mash the buttons too to counteract the person trying to kick out, like it used to be with submissions where it was an actual battle and made since. Saying someone can't put someone away, when they hit 4 finishers on them is crap considering after they pin, they have to just sit and see what happens. Where oppositely when you hit a sub finish the person getting hit with it pretty much has no chance of escape unless the person doing it has done no damage to the person, which is an impossible thing to imagine considering how much it takes to even get a sig or finisher in this game. The game mechanics are unfair, which is why OCW is here to make up for that ridiculousness, along with us being able to fulfill our boyhood dreams of being a wrestler. We don't blame anybody for the shitty game besides the developers, we blame people for being cheesers and using the shitty game in a shitty way, considering we create rules to try and flush the shittyness down the fucking newb toilet it belongs in. and Trips, while I like you, if this happened to you I have no doubt in my mind you'd be pissing a hailstorm. You pissed hailstorms when Bold use to practically legit beat your ass, to not bring up sore subjects. Or start a flame war, but it's easy to say someones whining when the broken shoes not on your foot.

Now it is very unusual me to mark for Dane but i think he made a good point there. There would be no issue to speak of if Trance was reversing all those finishers, but Smythe kept earning that win over and over, but because of a fault in game mechanics due to some attributes he lost a title, now i would say take it away from Trance, but implement the rules to combat this stupidity cause that honestly ruined that whole match for me, and considering when I was a bit more active i could kick out of pins too did it plenty of times in my matches, but if the person earned there second finisher and hit it on me, i didn't even really try cause thats kind of shitty,makes the match look dumb. The fact Trance has a submission move which is practically impossible to get out of as a finisher to win and smythe not even having the chance to kick out of a billion finishers like Trance did is kind of lame and really is a reason people look at the game and playing the game as lame and a waste of time, cause the reason OCW was made is slowly fading away with lame shit like that.It's not that I hate Trance for doing it, but its a cheesy game mechanic that rules should be made to prevent, and labeling it under ethics and leaving it alone isn't good enough cause some people do not care about ethics they only care about the win. This isn't a new problem in OCW, and it's always been that, a problem. I'm hoping someone will finally hammer this shit down and bring back the integrity that brought us all here.

Yeah I'm sorry I Havent been rping at all, which is said and not my style but my feuding partner completely disappeared without any words, it was one day we were working on vids for the angle the next nothing at all, gone for weeks but i guess that means i just need to move on, sooooo I'll start next riot. Me and trips had a very fun match even tho part of it isn't even seen cause of the lag that kind of makes it skip a tiny bit, sorry, haven't got to watch the rest of the show yet but i'll comment on that when i do.

me and charles had been trying to do our match since day one but our difference in time zones and work schedules made it hard and we finally got it done today, we're given the time for a reason, don't be mad that we use it, remember this is supposed to be our relief our fun, and while im not saying all responsibility should be disregarded I am saying you have to let us get it done as we can especially if we get it done on time just not early. Don't make it another job, lets keep it fun.

mad buttonmashing, After I remembered by mad submission skills from UFC 2010 I was able to start kicking out of some pins, but of course it only works now and then not everytime. BTW Grats to aries, smythe, and mayhem.

Thats and expression you probably shouldn't use man, the immaturity around here could run rampant with jokes on that. I know I wanted to but then I remembered your career was over, things are looking up for OCW.

Someone doing something for fun in ocw? Never.

lol the caw used for the segment had shit stats, so his stamina was horrible, my cardio for the zombie apocalypse is on point don't worry mmm everyone who contributed to the show thank you, thank you very much.

ALOT OF Rping this week. I'm ready for the card. wow Trance has given me a reason to root for him. If it was a career vs career match, everyone would win...however I feel as if my IQ dropped 40 points after reading that rp.

Right now i've made a caf that looks like gourdbuster 1 i believe it is, it's like the suplext into the sitout facebuster, cause I was thinking that went around with all the rest of the theme of my moveset and it's simple yet would be very effective in my oppinion. However I agree the fame-asser would be awesome only reason i hadn't tried to use it so far was because i still held it up as deano's move. the french Ko is a cool move but i don't personally feel its finisher worthy, maybe i can throw it in my moveset as an unofficial sig though.

Thanks, you've been giving great feedback to everyone considering the show review and this. Really being one of the senior members we need around here, just wanted to let you know we aren't all gonna be douchebags about your feedback and we appreciate it. On another note I reread this and fixed the few grammar mistakes.Sorry to those who may have read it before hand.

*The scene opens once again in Dr. Quinn’s office; this time Poe’s session has already started however he is much calmer with the doctor than before. * Dr. Quinn: I saw your match last week, you were so close. You beat him the first time, what was the difference this time? Poe: I’m not one to make excuses, but I hit my finisher…which will be changed since it apparently isn’t strong enough to keep a lightweight down. Dr.Quinn: Maybe it wasn’t the Move? Poe: If one more person tells me I’m too skinny, I’m working on it damnit. When I wasn’t in OCW I had no reason to work out a ton, and no money to eat all the time like the rest of these fat asses, and the little money I had I got for some moonlighting in a couple of films…that didn’t need my face…just my body...But anyway I’m working on it. Dr. Quinn: That’s not exactly what I meant Wesley. Poe: Then what were you asking? Dr. Quinn: About what you said last time Poe Poe: What did I say? Dr. Quinn: You said you weren’t yourself, which I can agree with when you’re talking about all this mother moon and moon warrior stuff, That’s not the Poe I know. Poe: What makes you think you know Poe? Dr.Quinn: Well when you vacation with someone and do the stuff we did you should know someone. Poe: Sounds like you made a big mistake then. Dr. Quinn: I’ve heard your smooth voice enough to know you Wesley. Poe: That’s funny Heather, you think you know me because of what I’ve said? There’s so much talking and whining and boasting and hosting that revolves around this business, I don’t even know which voice is mine anymore. Dr. Quinn: Is the work too much for this you? Poe: What’s that suppose to mean? Dr.Quinn: I can prescribe something that will help Poe. Poe: And why would I take it? Dr. Quinn: Because maybe you’ll start winning again. Poe: Whatever Doc, write it up, I’ll add it to the list. *Heather quickly scribes the prescription on an Rx post it just finishing it as Poe snatches it out of her hand and storms out of the office. Kelly takes notice, and stands up again to try and talk to him, but loses her nerve instead inquiring the doctor who had just stepped out of her office.* Kelly: Aren’t they supposed to be calmer when they come out. Heather: Not Him. Not yet.

I appeared with both of thos before aries amart. Which neither of us have complained to eachother about it anyway, if you really look at the caws the faces are completely different besides the beard, And I already changed my hair to not look like him, even though we never actually had the same do, due however you spell that when it pertains to hair. I'm gonna work on a real review when I can get my laptop up and working. But quickly, I marked hard for trips smythe match, just the beginning, the ass whoopin was kind of sad. Main event was truly chaos. I wasn't sure what the hell was going on, but you know how I love my chaos

Lol See thats how all the hospitals in boston are. Simply a delight.

While i respect what you're saying park, I would more chalk it up, to Trance just playing better this time. I mean he could have just played bad against mayhem and the match would have been closer if he was having an on day, which with this game, can easily happen,and with the damn buttonmashing kickouts after finishers are more than possible, played a match with bax earlier and he kicked out of three of my finishers because of the damn button mash. Other than that thanks for the review. I like lettuce's theme cause it goes with his gimmick, hostile isn't too bad at the game, but like you said, with such the generic look, he probably won't get over unless he's doing this winning. Jookie's attire was sick. I marked, alot of good RPs cept the end made me mad...I hope Versus doesn't have to retire after that.

Ah I only remember when you were lazy bum val with the jewfro, who did kick my ass, but still.