I'm liking the card...but not some of the descriptions, I think the Main Event should be titled:
The Litigous Mutt, VS The Devil's Favorite Mutt.
Then you got the Pah rappah the rapping mutt V.S. Wot?-A-Mutt.
Next Up:...Not even worth Talking about.
Then we got:The Dirty Detective McMutt V.S. Muttx3
Then Of course you got, Motor City Machine Mutt, anddddd well Mike O'Malley, fellow rookies gotta have each others backs.
and finally we get to, Nathan "The Original Mutt" Gaines, and The "Hide ya butt" Mutt.
This is going to be the best Eukanuba I've been to in a while.
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