Royce Bentley

Project future seems like a bunch of whiners...(I get that it's just in character don't start whining...) But that being said, codys win over kd was legit, but I don't even know who these takeover guys are so obviously it's not like OCW management is trying to feed you to the sharks everyweek, it's not like you had to face The A-team...that being said I do like you guys, not trances moveset...idk just don't like the moves cept the splashes, but thats one opinion. But don't fret flamingos you guys are a solid team definitely watching where you go.

I wouldn't listen if they was dead ass serious, but it's obviously a joke, which makes it funny and entertaining. It would be different if they was trying to act like they were for real, feudin and beefin with other cats in the game. Thing is...they ain't no worse than niggas like Flocka.

Him, Dirt Nasty and Andy Milonakis gonna be runnin the rap game any minute, just wait. Then you'll just "That Guy" whose hatin.

Fuck ya'll my boy Riff Raff Romero Spit hot fire! THREE LOCO, THREE LOCO!

Sometimes all you have to do is ask...

Wtf....

Seriously hoping Parker or Guy modded this post, and you don't want to face a man in the ring on the sole fact he may end up shoving something down your throat...

Nate didn't mention RD Money, The Racist! and yeah you can say oh he mentioned Smythe Da Wonder, but that nigga's from Canada, and just like his home country, It doesn't count.

Storm has rose fast and he's doing pretty cool/big things, but i look at the case as a gimmick like it is in the E it has to be feuded over, it just has to be done the right way, and I'm sure he has a plan in his head next to the horrible wet dreams of Hulk Hogan. EDGE made the E's case, and Leon made ours, in my opinion, but Storm should definitely be doing something with it other than sitting on it and waiting, it's almost just as good as a title. But what i will say is, i hope he is not hasty to challenge Mr. 'Hem because that dude would stop that rise real quick. Suffice to say I'm interested to see what Storms does.

Let it burn?

The Plot thickens! I hope three peoples goal in that match is to make sure Dane Xavier doesn't Leave Lution VI champion... don't get selfish you guys. Don't get all sad about it though dane, thats just my way of giving you heel heat.

*After Ambition last night, Stacy Clarke caught up with Royce Bentley for a one on one interview, here’s the exclusive footage brought to you by OCWFed.com* Stacy: I’m Here with Royce Bentley, the so dubbed Heart of Ambition, and this Sunday at Wrestlution VI he will face Guy Fausto, in a last man standing match with his career on the line, so for my first question; Royce are you wor- Royce Bentley: Wa, wa,wa,wa,wa, wait a damn minute purple panties penis eater. Stacy Clarke: What the hell, how did you- Royce Bentley: BZZZZT *Royce raises his left wrist and reveals a Gold Rolex which he proceeds to watch a minute tick off from the second hand.* Royce Bentley: Now I believe you were about to ask the Golden Bull was he worried about his match with Guy Fausto. That Guy Fausto is a Former OCW Champion, and has faced legend after legend in OCW and has beaten legend after legend at events just like Wrestlution VI, and this…This is Royce Bentley’s First ever match at OCW’s Grandest Stage of Grand Stages? Stacy Clarke: Well yeah I guess. Royce Bentley: Well aren’t you glad I saved you from sounding like the goat who found its way to the dumpster at the back of a reality kings video shoot. Stacy Clarke: What? Royce: Bahhhgrh…Brgh Stacy Clarke: What? Royce Bentley: Oh look it’s still trying to drip off your chin, so how about you, *Royce Points to a chair in the locker room* sit your ass down and let the FBI talk to all the investors out there. Stacy Clarke: The FBI? Royce Bentley: Future Black Icon, I’ll assume that was a question because you don’t understand acronyms, and not because you actually doubt me. Stacy Clarke: uh… Royce Bentley: ANYWAY, This Sunday, you have Frosty, the Dog Piss smelling Snowman, don’t make me pull out the hobo tapes to prove it, V.S. The Stock Raising, Investors Praise him, more talent than half the locker room in his sack, he’s seeing red, The golden bull, so all bets on black, about to stomp the ass of Ralph’s Favorite treat, *Royce pauses for a moment and looks at a motivation poster on his locker, Stacy follows his eyes but continues to look confused.* http://sweetmarzipan.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ralph-eating-paste.gif Royce Bentley: Getting the payback from an infamous cheat, Finally putting Guy Fausto in the place he’s meant to be, Royce Dillinger Bentley. *Royce looks off in the distance at the giant feat that lies before him, but is interrupted from his reflection by Stacy.* Stacy Clarke: But Royce, that’s all just talk, let me give you some facts, you have yet to win a regular match. You have yet to personally beat Guy Fausto, or like I said, anyone for that matter. This is a Last Man standing match, something you’ve never experienced,anything goes, and it’s all going down at Wrestlution, something you’ve never experienced yet Guy has from its inception. When your entrance theme hits, he probably knows exactly what he’s going to do, when you hear his, what are you going to do Royce? Royce Bentley: So let me get this straight Stacy, basically you want me to tell you the future? Stacy Clarke: That’s not what I mean- Royce Bentley: You ask and so you shall receive. Spoiler Alert because I may be giving away the ending to one of the biggest matches at Wrestlution VI but here goes nothing, I’ll give you a story as ambiguous and obscure as I can, yet tell you exactly what lead up to all this and what is going to happen this Sunday in Miami, Florida. Royce Bentley: Disclaimer, this is the final chance for Guy Fausto to turn, and Run for the Hills. But I know you won’t because you mad. See You’re one of the Best around, and I can’t deny that, never really tried. But you got all afraid when somebody said Revolution. There Goes The Neighborhood right? And that’s just a monkey wrench that sticks in your dykish crawl, well you could have dug it out with a Spoon man, You could have ushered me into the greatness I’ll inevitably acquire. a Family System so to speak , but What would You ever Know About That? So this Sunday, the Crying must end, Little Sister, because I will be their Hero. It’s a birthright no amount of money could keep me from. All night there will be Wars, but one like no other, one that will leave a Hole In The damn Earth. One escalated so high, spectators will be forced to ask themselves, “Where was The Weed At.” Can You See What I See Frosty, because I am wide Awake Guy Fausto. These Are The Days I dreamed of when I told JP Morgan that I had a better offer for employment. This Sunday, trust that I am confident in my ability, but I am humbled to be apart of the biggest event the year has to offer. Pride comes before the fall, and that night, one of us will lay flat on our backs up to the count of ten, just a casualty, Another Body Murdered in sacrifice to OCW’s Mecca, and for Whomever the Bell Tolls after there will finally, undoubtedly be…Rapture. Stacy Clarke: Royce that was beau- *Royce places his hand completely over Stacy’s mouth, and brings the mic back up to his own.* Royce Bentley: That will mean one of two things: either my career will be over; *Royce pauses for a moment, hand still over Stacy’s mouth.* Royce Bentley: Or Ambiton will be free of the greasy, pale, puss leaking tumor that has plagued it since you decided to drag your ass over from Riot, This Sunday it ends one way or the other, but unfortunately for you, and anyone who decides to become an obstacle on my path to greatness, I’ve ran the numbers, Wrestlution VI, The Recession is over. *Royce slowly lowers his hand from Stacy’s mouth and hands her back the mic. His intensity overwhelms her and she can’t speak until he begins to walk away his back to her.* Stacy Clarke: Why do I always feel the need to interview him? Camera Guy: I think they call it Stockholm Syndrome, get it, STOCK! You know, cause that’s what he calls his- Stacy Clarke: I work in a zoo. Camera Guy: I was just going to say his ego. *The shot is abruptly cut in shame*

maybe if we couple together a few off of a lighthouse.

The Rock.

The shot opens up to Stacy Clarke outside of a hospital room, at the top floor of the hospital. It was the only room on the floor making it for all essential means a penthouse suite. Stacy Clarke: I’m here outside the door of a hospital room where none other than Royce Bentley is receiving treatment and care due to the injuries he sustained from OCW’s most recent Pay Per View, Trials and Stipulations, and last night on Ambition. He called OCW home office right after regaining consciousness 2 hours after the show, requesting an interview. So here I am, let’s get this over with. John the Camera Man: Stacy that wasn’t the best segway I mean he’s in the hospital. Stacy Clarke: Yeah, Yeah Lets just get in there, and get out, I hate hos- Stacy cuts herself off as they enter the room to reveal a room brightened by lit skyline view over the city of Baltimore. It appears to be a model apartment with various high end appliances in the personal kitchen, gym, and living room spread across the open floor of the place, and in the very back lay a glorious California king size bed, and a ton of medical equipment to service any patients needs, most of them being unused currently. Royce Bentley could be heard from the bed speaking to his two attractive fit and slender nurses, one blonde, and the other brunette with olive skin who entered the room a little before Stacy prepping him for the interview. Royce Bentley: I am highly disappointed I didn’t meet you ladies last night due to my lack of consciousness. Since I don’t have the capacity to memorize your names right now, I’m going to call you Betty, and you Nightingale. The two nurses giggle as they one fluffs his pillow and the other rolled down his blanket as he sat up revealing his upper body which was heavily wrapped and bandaged along with a few on his head. As he noticed Stacy approaching he called out- Royce Bentley: Stacy, just who I wanted to see. Stacy Clarke: What the hell is this?! Royce Bentley: Is that the first question to this interview? Informal as always Ms. Clarke. Stacy Clarke: I’m just saying, this can’t be covered by OCW’s Insurance policy. Royce Bentley: It’s not, it’s my own personal policy. Stacy Clarke: Because you get hurt a lot? Royce Bentley: No because I’m a product valued in millions, with the potential for billions, and I intend to preserve the product. Stacy Clarke: Okay, way over my head, anyway, you don’t look in any way shape or form able to compete, what does this mean for you and The Ambition Tournament? Royce Bentley: I hope the other rookies are as determined as I am to get to that top point of Ambition, I know Dales Ernsmore is, despite his little display with the car and all, no hard feelings, whatever psyches a person up for a match is their business, but as you can see even when producing hate, I produce money. Anyway he shows he has tons of ambition, and will go far. He put on a clinic against me, albeit my current state, that’s no excuse, the man has chops, and I respect that. Stacy Clarke: With Ernsmore behind you for now, what of your possible other opponents in the tournament? Royce Bentley: All of them are in the tournament for a reason, they all have an ambiton and that’s why they have a chance at the title, aptly named The Ambition, but for all purposes win lose or draw. I Am Ambition. I personify the word. In fact I recently bought its copyright and trademarked the phrase. Stacy Clarke: That seems a bit drastic are you trying to prove something? Royce Bentley: All of us are. Stacy Clarke: So you’re not pulling out of the tournament? Will the doctor’s allow you to compete? Royce Bentley: It doesn’t matter what the doctor orders, I proved that last week, I’ll be at every match I’m booked in, and give my opponents everything I’ve got. Stacy Clarke: That’s admirable but dumb, who knows what might happen in those matches, and you already know Guy Fausto is out there, with soul intentions to cut your career short, very short, you willing to risk yourself, your product? Royce Bentley: When a product stays on the shelf that’s because it’s not being bought. I’m getting paid high to do what I do, and the fans, my Stockholders, have invested their trust in me to bring them entertainment and represent for them where they can’t. I can’t let them down. As for Frosty, haters gonna hate Stac’ and as you can tell from his speech, I watched it earlier this morning from the tapings, he’s the Pauper King of hating. He hates anyone who does big things for OCW, and he knows I’m next, so he’s just getting a little ahead of the game. Stacy Clarke: So what are you going to do? Royce Bentley: Retaliation will come best believe that. However I’m a man of many responsibilities and accounts, so while he is one of many, his account ain’t closed, I assure you, and you’ll know when it is. Stacy Clarke: Thank you for your time Royce. I don’t think I have any further questions. The blonde walks in carrying a blackberry and in a soft voice she announces, Betty: Excuse me Mr. Bentley, you have a call. Royce Bentley: Mr. Bentley is my father, you can call me Royce, B. Betty: Yes Sir, the call is urgent however, it’s Mr. Smith. Royce Bentley: Tell Will I’ll be with him in a minute, I have to say goodbye to Stacy. Betty: Yes sir. Stacy Clarke: Its okay Royce, we’re about to head out. Royce Bentley: Alright Stac’ it was good to see you by the way, you look healthy. Stacy Clarke: I wish I could say the same to you. Royce Bentley: See you’re getting better at this. Stacy Clarke: Right, take care of yourself; you probably won’t hear that from anyone else in OCW. Royce Bentley: Thanks for your concern Stac’. You know what I’d call you if you were a nurse? Stacy Clarke: No what? Royce Bentley: Nurse Ratched. The shot shook up and down as John the camera man laughed, the shot began swaying right and left as Stacy began slapping him on the shoulder. Stacy Clarke: That’s not funny! We’re out of here! The shot fades.