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Dimsmore’s Wrestlution Page by Page Review Brought to you by Haus of Hoot BUY A SHIRT!!!!! Page 8 - Birdie is always the voice of reason when it comes to Jay's horrendous nonsense. And Jay shows you what he does with reason. Locks it in the limo and sends it away. Now we are all going to Hell. - Turmoil Title Match is next. This music sounds familiar. Yup, this is what me and Dupree used for our Lution Title vs. Title match. Silly Turmoil guys, we've been there and done that already. Like B17's Lution look. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kassidy, change your theme back. The evolution of Jackson has been cool to see. One thing to remember here, never become stagnant. Always evolve, always try to get better, always be willing to adapt. Didn't think B17 was going to keep his mask on. I hope he'll be able to breathe as he gets winded in this match. These 3 have risen to the top of Turmoil in my opinion. B17 is taking a beating this match. Damn, Kass laid out both with the Hayes Destroyer. Jackson using that ring awareness and gets a rope break. B17 just ate it with that 1 count. Jackson with a couple of Kick Stunners and he retains the Turmoil title. - Herschel Dunny?? No it can't be!!! Flavored cigars, .50 cal mags, burner phones and a Blackberry can really only mean one thing. Not too long ago, there were many people asking for a tag division. And there's no way you can restart the Tag Division without the eternal Tag Champs. Welcome back A-Team!!! And a special shout out to O.G. Gibbs. It's been way too long brother. - And now ladies and gents, here is the vintage "I almost won that match" rp from Boob. Maybe Jay will hire someone to be a replay official for matches. It's the wave of the future. - Drago and Crossbones now. This may end up being match of the night. If it can live up to the build up. Drago is the king of late 80's early 90's pop music. Music that you would never use as wrestling theme music. The cell is lowered. Here we go!!! I wonder if anyone will ever just have a clean break up against the ropes or in the corner. If they have, I haven't seen it yet. #DareToBeDifferent. This has spilled outside the ring already. Definitely a barn burner. You know its a fight when neither guy has any filled reversal spots. There goes the side of the cage. You know where they are heading. X-Bones is making the ascent up. Drago follows. Don't do anything too risky. Snap suplex, that panel of the cage almost folded in half. Dangerously close to the edge now. BAH GAWD!!!!! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!!! Well, maybe not since he's a pirate. Geez, X-Bones once again on the wrong end of a fall. RAINMAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by Drago. Back on top of the cage. Drago is a SAVAGE!!!! Threw him off again and followed it with a diving leg drop from the top of the cage. What a war. But there's no quit in Bones. Drago retains. What a match!!! - Big Ed is mad. You don't want Big Ed mad. End of Page 8 Page 9 - I think that's puttin' some RESPEK on that match and that feud. - Hours later, Tre is still sweating from that colossal let down against Leon. This can't be the only woman that scares Tre. Have you seen some of these Bombshells??? Tre leaving Rags?? Interesting. - Willow is a woman of few words. But is too much like her father. - Co-Main Event time. Sensation v. Mugen in a street fight. There must be a web site for everything. This footage came from OverthrowTheGoverment.net.eu.uk. Everyone has there specialties, and Mugen leads OCW in the WHOOP-WHOOP music. Sounds like I should be jabbing an ice pick in my retinas. Love Jay's shirt. His braces are too high up. They should be supporting those calves. I expect this to be a violent match. Mugen is the master of dumping you on a weapon and Jay's FPR is so terrible, that he is built for this type of match. What a vertical Pine-Plex. Surprisingly, Jay seems in control early on. Jay is hanging in there. Gotta test him for Bull Shark Testosterone. Jay is wearing Mugen out with that Singapore Cane. And Jay just died.. RIP. Was that the Ortiz Express?? Mugen kicks out. BIG german suplex on that ladder. And he's not done, dominator on the ladder now. Too bad we are all PG now, someone would be getting some color in this match. And another dump on the ladder. Jay keeps getting up. He put 11 years and countless hours in to this place. You know Jay will die in the ring before giving control to anyone. 2 COUNT after the package piledriver. Good reversal to avoid the LARIOOOTTTOOOOOOOOOO!!! Jay caught him with a Package Piledriver of his own. Mugen kicks out. Frustration is setting in for Jay. DAMN on the chair once again. Oh my god. Mugen wins. Mugen beings badgering Jay. Jay starts going to work on Mugen. Wait.... lights are out. Purge theme begins to play. Could this be THE END? The hell is this bafoon??? Oh wait........... FROM LACY WITH LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MUST BE......... OH WAIT...... http://memecrunch.com/meme/6XFT9/it-was-me-all-along-whokilledlucy/image.jpg?w=400&c=1 The Purge is Real!!!! - I'm sure B-17 will rebound. I'm not too sure who Duayne Hobbs is. But it looks like he's going to get B17 or Mr. Caine back on track. End of Page 9 Page 10 - A rather formal coronation of Sophia as the Turmoil Women's champion. And she's pretty good at the shill. Haus of Hoot.com - Too many different emotions for Tobin here. Beat the Monster but had to face Sam, his long lost father, as soon as he gets back to Gorilla. Crazy. - OCW Title Match. Pugh v. Ortiz. This escalated once Pugh acquired the World Title. The Franchize has hit the ring. What does Pugh have up his sleeve here? This is for all the marbles. Past v. Present. Nate is towering over Pugh. Pugh is going to have to try and be quicker that Nate. He's not gonna win trying to go toe to toe. Pretty even so far. Pugh, you gotta hook that leg when pinning Nate. He's too much of a vet to let that go over. PEPPERTON SLEEPER!! Never noticed when the ref counts outside the ring, he actually using his fingers. Ortiz over the top rope with a plancha on to Pugh. That's why he's the Franchize folks. WOAH!!!!!! Pugh his Ortiz with the Ortiz Express. That fiend will do anything to keep the strap. Pugh-Degree 2.0!!! It's over Pugh retains. He has shown and proved that he is not a good guy or a bad guy. He is THE Guy. And not THE Guy like Jookie. But the face of OCW Guy, Guy. Damn it, stop sounding like Jook. Remind me to never do this page by page for Lution ever again. TOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN LONG!! Jay, I know i've said this to you on numerous occasions, but 10 Lutions and 11 years for this place. It is by far the best gaming community that I have ever been apart of. Congrats to all for there work in putting this show on. Here's to 11 more years. By then Sean will probably be about 78 years old.

Dimsmore’s Wrestlution Page by Page Review Brought to you by Haus of Hoot BUY A SHIRT!!!!! Page 7 - Another one of the better writers in OCW showing you how to have an RP that sets the scene to a tee. I hope this isn't a Terry Funk 1983 retirement. http://i.makeagif.com/media/7-17-2015/bBo3bx.gif Nice to find out about an Ambition handshake 6 YEARS LATER!!!!! But yes, the one thing that Nati/Spider/Ryu was always striving for was acceptance. And he earned that acceptance tonight. So from this day forward, it's the Ambition 5. Nothing more nothing less. - Drago is definitely in his own damn world. - Ok, I've been here long enough to know that Smythe is gonna Smythe. But this irks me. If, for whatever reason, you don't want to participate or are unable to participate in the match, then let someone know and they can find a replacement and that person can be prominently displayed on the card. And then to come out and just try to put yourself over? To me it's a scumbag move... Wait, I take that back cause that's disrespectful to Park... It's a douche move. But it's what you would expect from Smythe. He's really only in this fake fake wrestling for Smythe. - Bill Ding made the card and he's mackin' hoes. - Tobin v. Monster now. Cody is the king of emo rock music. Not hard like Metallica. But like 2 notches above Coldplay. Love Tobin's theme. Kinda forced to since I've literally heard it everywhere. I knew it was bad when I'm in Kohl's buying jeans and I'm singing it in the fitting room. I'm sure the staff thought I was crazy. On to the match. Monster should have done like Joker from the Batman movie with Michael Keaton. Where he had makeup to make his skin tone "normal" and then reveal his permanently painted face. Hamilton made the match soundtrack, I'm sure I'll be going to see that show with the wife. Hard hitting match as expected. Monster needs to stay off the top rope. He misses every time. Back and forth match. No one kicks out of the Tobin Bomb. - Probably not a good choice of words when it comes to speaking with a judge. There's not need to "Evidence Deez Nuts". Yes please get these two counsel before they end up on the police blotter. End of Page 7 **Started too damn late. So 3 more pages to go**

Dimsmore’s Wrestlution Page by Page Review Brought to you by Haus of Hoot BUY A SHIRT!!!!! Page 5 - When you read someone's RP and you can vividly see what is being portrayed in you mind... that's what I got from Majin. Quality RP. Youngsters, take notes. - BUFFNESS v. The Steve. Or should I say Steve Jones. Always liked the Ironman song. A very different Steve than I'm used to seeing. BUFFNESS continues to become more and more savage. He's introduced the N-word to more white and euro people than DJango Unchained. BUFFNESS is really hossin Steve around. I'm willing to say that BUFFNESS has maybe a Top-5 fitting moveset in all of OCW. Wait?!?!? Did Steve just turn on RD?? BUFFNESS with a Hip-Socket capture suplex sequence. Every time Steve begins to mount any offense, BUFFNESS manages to reverse and kill the momentum. Suplex on the outside on the broken table. BUFFNESS ate that and dumps Steve on that same table. BUFFNESS'S range from that second rope is quite limited. BUFFNESS gets the win by submission with the Arm Emancipator. - Anthony Baker and Tyler Rose are the Rose Foundation. Ummmmm Sure. - I can tell you that I've tried to watch the entrance video for this match on several different occasions. And since someone wanted to pull a Hazard *cough* Matsuda*cough*, I was unsuccessful many times. *SIDE NOTE* Pulling a Hazard - Using the highest quality for making a video and giving no fucks about the possible buffering times for people who don't have that 7,000 up/down quality internet. Hope my work comp can handle this. Well.... 51 seconds in and it's already buffer city. Unlike in hip hip, if you dumb it down for OCW, more people will get the opportunity to understand. Majin looks ready. and 2:14 in to the entrance vid. This isn't even half over. I wonder what kind of pomp and circumstance Suda will come up with this year. Massive amounts of lady ninja's, top notch attire by the eternal Ex champion. This match is too fast paced for me to follow while i type. But it's as rough and tumble as I expected it to be. Damn it Jay, why did you leave the party? Pheonix Splash from the top rope to the floor for the win. The Eternal Ex Champ Retains. - The almost year long build to Mugen's re-debut as the leader and The Solution of The Purge is at its climax. And what will come of OCW if he actually beats Sensation?? End Page 5 Page 6 - Majin, battered and bruised, wants more on the next Riot?? He is a lunatic. I'm not messing with him. - Monster is trying to show OCW that he knows the real Tobin. And he's going maskless?? No one should be forced to see that horror. - I remember that picture. I was probably a keg and a half into out night that night. I always wanted to learn how to mist like that. I would do that to kids at my school so they can act right. Pugh and Ryu should leave Amazing Pine alone. Super into the feels right now. Give me a moment........... - Ok, Match time. Dupree went to Moviefire.com.org for this damn intro. And I gave him this theme. So props to me. Ok Ronald. Now I see why Park wanted fries with that. I think this is the definition of the final form of someone. Somebody should have just stuck him in a default garbage can and rolled him down the entrance way. This is Wrestle Kingdom like. First thing to do in a submission match, take out the ref. At least I thought it was a sub match. Ryu looks the worst he's ever looked. And by worst I mean best. Dupree went very indy with his offense. Powerbomb Backfire, suplex into backfire, weak grapple backfire. Backfire thur the second rope. Awesome match. Tough way to end it for Ryu. - Jackson, don't take that mess from lil Billy. Or from Jim. You're the champ. They should recognize. End of Page 6 The final 3 pages will be reviewed later tonight.

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Dimsmore’s Wrestlution Page by Page Review Brought to you by Haus of Hoot BUY A SHIRT!!!!! Page 4 - I thought Bubba was Drago’s pet?? Now he’s doing those silent Facebook things where someone wants to tell you their story without speaking. That is much too much work for yours truly. Say it with some damn feeling. Now I could sit and watch the Godfather trilogy in one sitting minus the Taco Bell. But that grade F meat will have me in the bathroom nonstop. It will look worse than when Sonny was shot the hell up at the toll booth. Two hours later, probably still on the first movie, regret is starting to set in. The bubble guts are no joke I tell you. Geez, that sounds like a 5-7 flusher. And that’s before the wipe. - Here’s OCW’s resident cranky old man. It’s interesting that Park was left off the card. Are his days in OCW numbered?? Has time seemed to pass him by?? No one should have to suffer thru a time where Trevor and Alex Robinson are in prominent roles. For anyone who hasn’t figured out Leon just yet, I’m looking at you guys in Rags, Parker sums up his career perfectly…. “Parker : The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart...The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart..The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart..The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart..The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart....” Now he’s going into his “I hate children” spiel. Here’s everyone’s favorite rook. Everyone is hittin the Kwan. If I knew what that was and had about 3-7 rum and cokes in me, I would do the same. So Parker went from grumpy old guy to Big Shirley from jail who’s actually a dude that rapes other dudes. Now they are playing the slap game. I’m guessing respect was earned. - Dennis Black vs. Big Ed. This might be the first time I’ve seen Ed. And yes he’s big. Dennis is probably the shiniest person in OCW. Did he just do a donut on the entrance way? Ed is a very imposing figure. I’m not really up on my DC heroes, but isn’t this like Nightwing or Bat Boy?? Maybe its that Cos-play stuff that everyone is talking about. Ed from Bawston?? Fuck him, Let’s go Black. Stupid Ed, don’t taunt while your opponent is standing. Ed is falling in like with Tank. Someone of their size should not be taunting this much. They should be more concerned with inflicting pain on their opponent. He should be hossing this guy around, but he wants to beat on his chest like he’s beating his meat. Black’s gotta use his quickness, Ed’s reach is too long for Black to stand toe to toe with him. He would never reach him. Ed is using up those slots, Black’s gotta take advantage. Ed is almost too big for Black to even affect him. He shrugs off so many strikes and grab attempts. Repeated deadlift gutwrench suplexes, let’s call that Fe Fi Fo Fum. Damn, I should work for OCW creative. Madison trying to get involved. I’m sure she wants to see why he’s called Big Ed. Nice move there by Black. Moonsault into a tornado DDT. Black has chopped this giant down to size. Corner of the steps in the back, OUCH. Madison got caught and she’s gone. I think that’s Joe Zhivago. He’ll get credit for the assist on that win for Black. - Cross bones gonna crossbones. Can’t wait for this match. - Anything involving Rhyme Tyme is pure comedy gold. You mean to tell me that it wasn’t them in those videos?? Could have fooled me. I know others have posted this, but…… http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1065571/chapelle-fif-o.gif. Oh, he went from fif to Judge Phillip Banks real quick. End of Page 4

Dimsmore’s Wrestlution Page by Page Review Brought to you by Haus of Hoot BUY A SHIRT!!!!! Page 3 - I know some one else mentioned it. But I wish KD could have done a garden promo. I'm sure it would have been epic. - This is the strangest pairing. How many gimmick changes are we going to see with Sid Harrison?? The Austin Lee Hashtag this is gold though. The Influence? More like Influenza. - Versus vs.... wait can I put that?? How would you write that?? Versus taking on Boob. Versus showing us where he was at on vacation last summer. And now I'm trippin'. Reminds me of Waylon Mercy. Most of you kids won't remember him from the WWF days http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Waylon_Mercy_at_RAH.jpg/220px-Waylon_Mercy_at_RAH.jpg Moths must have got to Boob's shirt before he did. Versus ready to pull out the dime bag already. Interesting dynamic for this match. Two of OCW's better writers going toe to toe. Boob's dropkick accuracy stat must be low. Very much a 50/50 fight so far. Boob feeling froggy, but only a 1.5 count. Yes Versus, I would stand there and make Boob connect with the springboard dropkick. So me that you can connect son. (singing) EVERYBODY DROPKICKS....... Sometimes (end singing) I'm getting the feeling that Boob had a chance to put this match away and he delayed for some reason. For the life of me I don't know what Boob calls his cutter. But Versus kicks out. Stunner!!! it's over. Nice hard fought match. - At first I thought this Dennis thing was going to change the rating of this PPV. But It didn't. Looks like we are having a domestic right in front of our eyes. Madison wearing a Parker shirt. Park, she wants that Euro D!!!!!!!!! - Casey Paine makes her second appearance. She's got tats on tats on tats. I wonder how she would fare against Rags in a handicap match. Probably job them out too. Did she just name herself the OCW Women's champ?? Geez, Casey has mic skills too??? Majin's daughter debuting on Lution, nice. Oh no, not this bytch. Errie Damn Sunshine. This Dog the Bounty Hunter lookin chick. And here comes Anna. Fuckin Betty Ford at Lution. Not sure who Sara Sykes is. Maybe OCW's first Bombshell. Tag Team Bombshell action Playah. Don Imus would have called Betty Ford "Some nappy headed hoes". Anna wanted that ref to pull out the D. She must have just got out of the slammer. Twerking on him like that. There's kids in attendance. DAMN!!! Sykes looked dead after that piledriver. Back and forth match. These Betty Ford chicks don't play. Sykes gets the win off of that superkick. Good surprise match. Dinner Time. More to Come

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Dimsmore’s Wrestlution Page by Page Review Brought to you by Haus of Hoot BUY A SHIRT!!!!! Page 1 - Can’t go wrong with AC/DC. - The only “America the Beautiful” that I put any REPECK on is Ray Charles version. - Just when I thought I couldn’t like/hate the Inner Circle any more. They have a “Club” like entrance. With full “Club” theme and video. Very well put together. Don’t Exist since 2006. Figment 4-Life. I chuckled for real. Wait a minute, let’s play an old Sesame Street game called “One of these things isn’t like the others”. And I’m looking at you Sensation. I don’t want any group to ever say “there aren’t any good group entrances” or them to use one that already in use. Cause you too can put this together with a little bit of thought and cyber elbow grease. They must be drinking that Carnation Instant-Over sauce. Versus sounds like he taught this guy everything he knows…. http://images.follownews.com/1991/1991807/laremy-tunsil-speaks-on-gas-mask-video-before-deleting-twitter_1.jpg His match was booked wrong. It’s actually a 3 way with Versus, Boob and Versus’s mind. I think Versus’s mind will roll up Versus for the win. Well, I think that actually fits. Amped for Matsuda/Majin. Guy Fausto shout out. What up Guy?? The circumstances for The Steve and BUFFNESS have changed, but the aura around it hasn’t. REPECK will do that. Nate called Jay “Dad”, he’s all in his feels mad early in this PPV. I really hope the people that questioned the return of these Golden Era superstars are now eating their words. They’ve not only shown up, but put out good content and matches to this point. Let’s hope tonight is no different. Jay closes it out with an Independence Day-like speech. Get Prepared!! - The Doc trying to talk Jimmy out of his match at Lution. This is the biggest stage in E-Wrestling history. Wrestlution 10!! Go big or Go Home. - Tre’s prepaid iPhone 6 (Not even a 6s?? smh) probably doesn’t have great service inside of Levi’s Stadium. He’s giving out comp tickets? Back in my day, I had to buy a ticket for a card I was prominently on. Kids these days. No Xander? He’s probably home studying my moveset some more. - Jimmy Henry vs. Tank to kick things off. Kinda have to root for the little guy here. Jimmy looking very Bravehart like. Tank did a terrible job with his hair dying. And I think he’s color blind. Don’t wait for someone to finish taunting, make him pay for taunting while you’re in a standing position. I want to see Tank be a little more vicious moveset wise, play style wise. But that may come with time. Oh, so it’s pinfall or climb out. Got it. Jimmy is really hanging in there. Very Spike Dudley or Mikey Whipwreck like. Damn it Tank, get aggressive. Stop taunting so much. I like how Tank had to climb the cage and grab Jimmy by the waist there. Just wish the game sold Tank on that fall more. Tank hasn’t even tried to climb out. Big guy really shouldn’t though. What a elbow by Jimmy while Tank was on all fours. German off the top of the cage. Jimmy’s making the climb. Wait, why did he stop?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! What a spear!! Ehhhh, after the spear, I would have either dumped him again or just pinned off of that. The superplex just to get the crawling animation made the finish feel kinda Blah. But solid match. - And here’s Leon pulling a Leon. It’s Levi’s Stadium. I’m guessing by boot, Leon means trunk of his car. He only wears a size 9.5 so a “lion” isn’t fitting in there. “Bubba let’s Leon stroke him.” Ummm I don’t know where to go from here. Then Drago has to drop the “Sperm Whale” comment…. http://memecrunch.com/meme/4H9IF/i-m-done-bruh/image.png?w=400&c=1 - This is the swan song for Ryu Trash-umoto. More feels. End of Page 1 Page 2 - The Steve and Casey reminiscing on ribs back in the day. Deuce in a duffle bag, CLASSIC. Don’t worry McGee, all white people look the same. That includes men and women. No, no, no McGee.. Don’t go with the token black guy response and…. Too late. He told him to put some Respek on it. Doesn’t matter what Era you claim, you always have to shit on Leon. - Here’s Boob. This man never met a mic he didn’t drop 1000 bars into. Is he a Microphone Fiend or is all he needs is One Mic? - Rags v. Leon and SDW. I’m sure this will disappoint me greatly. Rags are you really a group if you don’t do a group entrance?? A rather subdued entrance from Nathan. Very far from his usual “What the Fuck is this guy doing?” entrance. I think he got the patent leather pants and soaked them in baby oil. Cool shirt from Tre. The mask seemed out of place. And I’m sure he’ll respond to this very quickly. A quick scene from one of my favs, Batman 2. Devito was born to play The Penguin. Smythe the Clown, pretty accurate depiction. Probably too many red bulls for Leon on that entrance. Settle down son. Ohhhhh, so Smythe pulled a Smythe. I think I called it that he would be the one to blow it for his team. Rags may get their Wrestlution moment. Don’t be fooled by how silly Leon looks, sounds, acts or comes across in party chats. He may not know what day it is right now. And I’m sure that if he lived in the states, he’d be collecting some kind of check to not come out in public. But, this is Wrestlution. And he always seems to show out when he’s on this stage. Doesn’t seem like Tre has trained enough for this match. He’s getting handled. Smart ring presence by Leon with the foot on the rope. Here comes Nathan. DDT FROM THE SECOND ROPE!!! What a finisher. Wait… you mean that’s the first move he did in the match. Ohh. Well, Leon still maintains control. Nathan tags Tre back in so he can get that work. LKO from outta… a wake up taunt. No Nathan, you don’t have to go in the ring to break up that pin. Nice Tres Leches from Tre. (You better pay me for naming that for you.) Three stomps and let him rest, vintage FPR from Leon. First rule of TV Tre, move away from the hard camera. Rags should have put this match away long ago. LKO from outta…. A million miles away. Maybe his trigger is broke. It’s elimination??? Nathan is trying his best, but it might be too little too late. Get Leon a shovel, he just buried Rags. There may be no recovering from this. - Let me just get this out of the way, FUCK DUPREE!!! Ok, back to the review. Tibby is not pulling a Conor McGregor here and is working Fan access. This man’s name is Doubles??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And he still lives at home with Mom?? I think this is the same guy that I threw out of a game as an umpire. He was trying to take a walk in slow pitch coed softball. Chill with the booger covered Hot Pockets B. First Tibbs steals my lighter/matches promo. Now he wants to tell everyone about the TRUE Ryu. I knew about heel Tibby back in the days of Dupree TV. He hates children and senior citizens. He’s gonna eat his lunch. I didn’t eat lunch today, cause I had to walk in the rain to the car shop to pick up my car that needed an inspection. Someone come up to the 518 so they can get their lunch ate. End of Page 2. More later.

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The really early edition. Real Fake wrestling is about to come on.

Dimsmore's Page by Page Review Sponsered by Hausofhoot.com Page 4 Cont - Here's Boob again pledging his allegiance to Mugen. Minio has always had great mic skills. Who's interrupting him?? The Inner Circles own The Steve. Probably a top 5 OCW theme song. Love the live crowd singing along. He's looking ready for a fight. Oh... I guess we are gonna have a fight. - Aww that's sweet. they let each other get their opening taunts off. Minio's pants may be a lil too snug. Need to get relaxed fit brother. The Steve is looking true to form. Controlling this match early. Joey Styles would have loved to call one of The Steve's matches. "A Steve-ton off the second rope. Lateral Steve, for a 2 count." "What a vertical Steve-Plex." "Double Underhook Steve-Breaker" Now Minio is mounting some offense. HE GOT HIT WITH THE STEVE!!! It's over. Solid match. - Didn't know Molly and Mugen were an item. If Children's Tylenol and expresso has you like that, I'd hate to see you on something serious. Like crack. This story line has been building for weeks. Can't wait to see what in store next week and at lution. - Another one of my fave themes, Lucas Crowe. (Singing) CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LITTLE SISTER. CRY COME TO YOUR BROTHER. (Done now I swear). And this catchy theme. Uh oh and here's Crossbones. I hope this beating isn't Valmont-like. Anyone who doesn't know, please look back in the archives for my feud vs him. When he returned from a "Career Ending" Concussion and I gave him the Stump Puller Piledriver (Yes Xander, another trademark move of mine :D) about 11 times on the arena floor and he no sold just about all of them. Anywho, shout out to ever got these spots capped like this. From what I hear its super time consuming with Story editor this year. - Strongwoman time!!! Both of them are all natural unlike Chyna (RIP). Magnus Magnusson's sister, Magnus, would have spun the car on her pinky. Pine evens the score. Let's see what nonsense they have next week. - I don't know how Park decided to put this look with this entrance and the ending theme from Scarface. But it seems to work. BUFFNESS's shirt is barely fitting him these days and it's already cut off. Like the addition of the intro. Thie is a damn fight. WOW didn't think Sean was gonna kick out there. Big win by Sean there, but he gets no rest as here comes Tobin. Former SLAM U brothas going at it. I wish there was a way in game for BUFFNESS to already be tired/hurt. But this should be a hoss match if I ever saw one. Hard hitting. Frost is hanging with the champ. WHOA!!!!!!! It took about 3 Tobin Bombs. I've been told this many times IRL. But sometimes there's such a thing as too nice. Tobin may be along that same line. No need to fight Pugh here, but Tobin is such a stand up guy that he's willing to take on all comers. Should be a good match regardless. Pretty even so far. Damn, that was a thin line for that kick out by Pughbert. Looks like he prepped the table for his own demise. There goes the ref. Here come the shenanigans. Nope, ref is back up. Oh shit, the 2k16 Pugh-degree is vicious. Wait what..... Unbelievable. Wonder how this will play out for Lution. - Wow, Monster is in Tobin's face too soon after that loss. He might get plexed. "I know something you don't know" I think the line is "I know what you did last summer." Bringing in fathers, unofficial or other wise, is always a touchy subject. But that's how Cod.... I mean Monster gets down. Oh, so they found his real father and now their brothers??? What kind of Days of Our Lives mess is this?? - And The Franchize is awaiting Pughbert in the Gorilla Position. Pugh you could have at least said please. Wonder if Nate will actually sign it. This is probably the most storylines I've seen going at once in quite some time. So many matches building up and drawing my interest to see what happens next week and in 2 weeks at Lution 10. Phenomenal work by all who contributed.

Quick story about KD. I remember when Dale Ernsmore (No relation) was fed to him back in the day. Ernsmore came looking for him in the shoutbox. Made a comment about monkey or coon or something along those lines. Good number of people were in the xbox party at the time. Me, Dupree and others. When KD goes radio silent at any time, it's not a good sign. I'm gonna dig in the archives and see if I can find this. We all knew it was over when KD starts barking on him (He wasn't even in the party) after he caught him in the Black Rack. And I don't remember seeing much of him after that match.

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Dimsmore's Page by Page Review Sponsered by Hausofhoot.com Page 3 - So get this. Ryu is garbage. And he wants to eat Dupree's lunch. But what if Dupree already ate his lunch. Where would he put the crumbs and scraps?? That's right. In the garbage. Henceforth and therefor, solid rp. - The Cod-ster is another one of those guys that I need to give some props too. To see where he's come from(superb stick skills and a deaf mute on the mic) to his world title reign and the subsequent powerbomb of his dear mother. To now where he's built up the monster purely on story for the longest time. Then to match his sticks with a mic presence. Kudos to you. I'm surprised that Xander doesn't knock his hat off when he sticks his head thru the ropes. Monster's mask looks like a baseball. Maybe he's really Abe Knuckleball Schwartz. Pretty back and forth so far. Monster just dumped the ref on his neck. That might be a fine. Xander is looking rather resilient. Xander loves stealing moves from my damn moveset. First the Hammer. Now, he's rocking the Nesquehoning Drop. You're new name is Dim-Xander-More. - No need to get super in-depth here. Smythe saying Smythe things. - Mugen, the king of the Whoomp Whoomp music, with a Purge video package here. Why didn't he get any match highlights from the Messenger or from Boob. The End?? That's a terrible picture. I expected better from Gerald. - A covert operation from Drago to get his match. Quality RP. - Majin smoking in the arena like this is 1999. No one wants to fight him?? If I wasn't 2 jobs and 2 kids deep, I'd return in a heartbeat. Wait.... is that him??? BEST ANGER FRIEND!!!!! He's wielding that chair like Balls Mahoney (RIP). High Fly Fro!!!! Page 4 - I do remember Jay, back in the day when he hated the Ambition 4, mentioning to Suda about Majin constantly. The dream match is finally happening. - RIP Trance. The Casual of Casuals ***I'll finish this up later tonight***

Dimsmore's Page by Page Review Sponsered by Hausofhoot.com Page 2 - I wish there was video of the fans with Kwan. I wish the rp was a little more through, but I'm sure that will come with time. Kwan reminds me of that kid in high school that should have played football, didn't like rap music and was way into video production class. The Artist formally known as DJesus DJones is wrestling with a heavy heart as his brethren The Artist formally known as Prince has passed away. RIP Prince. Kwan with the post finisher Spin-a-roony (Shout out Robert Fearo). Back and forth match. - There's no possible way that these two massive women.... well can you really call them women??.... Bottom line, these two together probably caused the rash of earthquakes that have hit many parts of the world. Strongwoman competition?? It's illegal to have any kind of Strongperson competition without someone named Magnus Magnusson. Men, women, children, goats doesn't matter. My money is on anyone named Magnus. Except the Magnus that bagged Mickey James. He's trash. - HA HA!!!!! WORD!!!!! Some off y'all won't get what I'm referencing. Dem Rhyme Boyz spit that hot Dylan fire. - Next Segment.... http://cdn.meme.am/instances/62988799.jpg - I really hope Evan Knox isn't just Generic Flippy guy. He already has generic flippy guy theme music. Knox is proving my assessment right. (Singing) Everybody Kicks..... Sometimes.(End Singing) Maybe my eyes aren't conditioned to watch generic Ex matches. Wow, what a flipity flip that was Flip Wilson. 7 mins left. I have to skip ahead, it's almost dismissal. OH WAIT, he hit him with the flipping flippy flip for the flippin' win. un-flippin-believable. - Birdie must be Jamaican with all those different titles. Rage Hero Rage. - Rags making an appearance. Call out Smythe and get Leon. Tre gets a new color and it's not Golden. ****Whoops 2:50. Gotta Go*****

Dimsmore's Page by Page Review Sponsered by Hausofhoot.com - How did we go from fighting with Pugh for what location for the upcoming Riot each week to keep the travel looking realistic to playing the same handful of smaller arenas over and over again?? The struggle must be real. - Nice opening RP with Boob and Versus. From what I’ve seen from Versus and know of Boob, two of the better guys on the mic. I know of the tribulations that you go thru when speaking with a smoker. Hi Kent. - Tyler Rose, if you have a problem about not having an entrance, please speak with the road agent assigned to your match. The Messenger has a very Randall Keith Orton build. Tyler’s got space boots on. Missed that clothesline only to get clotheslined by the ropes, vintage Tyler. Spinning TKO? Kinda early. The corner of the steps should have impaled Rose on that Alabama Slamah. I think Tyler has the girl version of the wheel barrow into a jaw breaker or it could be intentional. Decent match, Messanger controlled most of it. The Purge? Interesting - We must have got the card from the dirt sheets if they are announcing Leon and Smythe are teaming up against Rags now. Smythe will still blow it for his team somehow. - SO DUPREE WANTS TO RIP OFF MY (freak)IN LIGHER/MATCHES PROMO??? HE DIDN’T EVEN AKS ME OR PAY MY ROYALTIES. WELL (forget) HIM!!!! HE’S A (freak)IN PIECE OF (poop)!!!! I JUST GAVE HIM PRAISE FOR HIS RP’S AND HE PULLS THIS KIND OF BULL(poop)?? GET THE (freak) OUTTA HERE WITH THAT (freak)IN (poop)!!!! WHAT A (freak)IN (device that cleans lady parts)!!! End of Page 1 **More later. I'm listening to The Herd.**

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And to think at one point Kent was mello on the boards. Now he is full fledged Bitterness.

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