Dimsmore

Damn it!!! Aries is back...... http://media.giphy.com/media/vohOR29F78sGk/giphy.gif

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Uh Oh.... Should have ended the bars with this...

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Some thoughts on Riot: - KD made quick work of that guy. My only concern is I hate that jab combo. Very random-like. - Can someone tell smythe to ease up on the pyro? Second hand smoke kills. - No entrance for Tre. So hand write in a detailed way. NO WAY you should use some random JOSE. (Did you get it?) - Nathan with a lot going on as far as designs on his attire. Big win for him. - I'm interested to see where Bear goes from here. - FUCK TIBBLES!!! More later

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http://rs1241.pbsrc.com/albums/gg502/emalbertson/Supernatural/tumblr_me8dgpmy2M1qjkuuao3_500.gif~c200 1. You gave it up. 2. I'm active again.

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Well, I was listening at work. They Jay went nuclear at the 2k forums. Thanks. http://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Blank+_e1814414ab0fecf3b3f4042f71a8998a.gif

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Review-a-saurus Rex: Savage Lands 2016 Later came sooner. RAW was kinda bleh. Page 2 - Sorry Jack. RD was not in attendance at Savage Lands. So no the OCW fans in Chicago were not in the presence of greatness. Also, this isn’t reality TV. Producers wouldn’t be calling the shots. “Jack: If you want proof of how scared the powers that be are of Big Ed, just look at the next Turmoil Weeks Turmoil. They don't even have the balls to put him on it!” I haven’t seen someone butcher the english language since the last time Jay sent me an AIM message. Jack seems like a good mouthpiece for Ed. And I would of even let Ed get the mic here. Jack pretty much covered everything. - A-Team make money any way they can. I’m sure this animation is an Adult Swim or BET Uncut exclusive. - I’ve heard many things about Malu. Interested to see him in action. - Now it’s Alfred Clifford Cobra up against MY SON XANDER! AC is taking it to Xander early on. Whoops. Spoke too soon. RIP Cobra after that failed outside dive. Cobra seems to want to get this match over quickly. He’s working fast. And of course when I change one of my sigs upon my return, MY SON XANDER pays homage to me with the strike combo as a regular move. #ProudDad. Damn Cobra ate that corner powerbomb thru the table. I do like the pin meter for getting up in this last man standing match. Just wish they sold a lil more. MY SON XANDER hits the NESQUEHONING DROP on cobra. But he continues the attack. Let him show you that he's gonna get up first. Sorry Cobra, that wake up taunt finisher won’t work on a good stick player. I wish the ladder spot went the other direction. But it was enough to put away MY SON XANDER! - This Flynn guy can beat up bikers, but let’s see how he deals with OCW Superstars. Page 3 - Don’t really understand this promo. MY SON XANDER has to tell Cobra to go enjoy his victory. Then he’s too out of it and then Kass comes down and dumps him again. Eh, whatever. - Jackson, put some clothes on. Oh, I see now. Get you some boy. Drinking and driving is never good. - Malu and Bray for the #1 contender for the Turmoil championship. This is a good test for Bray. Pretty even so far. Malu is the winner. Pretty standard match. - I trust that OCW Ruler Mugen will get the job done later. End of Page 3

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Review-a-saurus Rex: Savage Lands 2016 - Styles P is the perfect savage for the Savage Lands theme - RIP to the Greatest of all times. - Like the angle that Dennis has been playing with the TV title. How he’s had it for however long now and the stability he has had with it over the Turmoil title. I hope a future Turmoil champ can restore that to where it should be. - Hi Elijah Dean. Kinda looks like Jook’s older brother. Don’t think I’ve seen Drake in action yet either. Pretty fast paced to start. If it stays this fast, Drake will maintain control. Dean is not mounting much on offense. Drake coasted to victory. - MY SON XANDER!! I see you still have the puppy me and mom got for you 2 X-Mas’s ago. That’s great that you have matured into a responsible young adult. Let’s see what him and Cobra have in store later. - Zhivago and Big Ed are up. Should be a hard hitting contest. Like The Punisher shirt Joe. Gentlemen’s Club is a cool name for a faction. And I was digging the theme until it made my ears bleed. Here we go. Fellas, especially monsters like you two, you guys are supposed to be savages. Chill with opening match taunt. Well with this moveset, maybe Joe isn’t as much of a big guy as I thought he was. Maybe more RVD like. No reason Ed should be on that second rope. RIP Joe Z. I wonder if Ed falling slow is a super heavy thing or a 7 footer thing. Either way I like it. Good ring awareness by Joe after that finisher. A lot of triple suplex moves in this one. Both guys seem to be still trying to learn their own reach, a lot of missed strikes. Not a smart springboard for Joe there. Got caught. Good match. - Savage U and The Codester…… I mean Monster. Monster has been struggling as of late. Let’s see if he can turn things around. End of Page one RAW’s on. More later.

Or you could have warned me with a spoiler alert...

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As I begin to dig into the Savage Lands, I have a question... Will we ever see a clean break from a tie up against the ropes or corner???

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Not a noob question. We all ask ourselves this yearly.

Other than my super outdated CAW, I'm with it.

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Hi Kass, my name is Dimsmore. I'm not Jay. Thanks.

Dimsmore's Riot 432 Review The Finger Sprain Edition Sponsered by Haus of Hoot Page 1 - The new boss opens the show. The Purge era is here. Seems like he's gonna be fair and "Right Down the Middle" with everyone. And here comes the crew. Messenger, Boob and myself. Just getting to the facts here. Now he's about opportunities with Rags. Winner gets Drago. Good Luck. Hope Arnaud is a fighting champion. Now why is this fool coming out here. Slinging a lot of jabs, but he knew to get out of OUR ring. - Drake, you have to know this GUY. See, you know Jook's trouble with weapons of any kind. Wow, I can see now that the "Put respek on my name" is gonna get beat into the ground. This is going somewhere where I didn't expect it to go. Don't compare your stuff to Jook's. He's like Snapple, made from the best stuff on Earth. Jook's a vet, of course a rook should be doing his light work. - Anthony Baker v. Young Ryan. Ryan's green hair looks stupid. Baker looks kind of generic. That may change over time. A lot of tie ups to start. Like that apron moonsault. Swanton missed and that's it?? Interesting. I don't think I've ever seen someone pin off of a dive miss. And I missed if Baker hit a fin before that, must have been looking away from the match for a second. - Leave it for Versus to bring a damn Wee-gee.... sorry I mean Ouija board in the mix. I wondered the same thing Versus, let's take OCW national. NO OUTSIDE SPONSORSHIPS. The only official sponsorship for OCW is Haus of Hoot. Get it right. This actually is responding how Jay would talk. Crazy. Boob always finds himself in some situations. Now you're in for it Versus. I'm interested in seeing where this feud goes. Page 2 - Majin seems to be in a very motivated mood. Wants to avenge his lost to Matsuda at Lution 10. Non title match later tonight. - Here is my illegitimate son Xander (RIP). If you're in the ring and your back towards one section of the crowd, you're facing another section. Wanna turn your back to them, maybe stay on the stage or in the backstage area. "A lot of guys still wouldn't of been able to take advantage of the arrogance displayed"?? Leon isn't even the best on the sticks this year. I'm sure there are other guys *cough* Sean *cough* Matsuda *cough* Dupree *cough* Monster *cough* Sean *cough* Tobin *cough* Drago *cough*. Damn I need a Halls. Wow, they lost but made money anyway. What a cornball thing to say. I think there was a section that was supposed to be Rane talking and not scenery. Must be bathroom break time if fans are getting up and leaving. You gotta hold their attention better than that. Pro wrestling isn't the only way to make money? This joint if full of quotables. If you don't want to be here then don't be here (Well, you know what I mean). Dog Fighting?? Maybe you missed the whole Michael Vick thing. But hey if you wanna "snitch" on yourself on Rush TV, by all means. This guy is all over the place. I certainly didn't teach him to cut a promo like this. He's almost like the guy that raps a thousand bars just because. No real substance behind it. "6am, Christmas Morning" Here's Hayes. Would have liked to see actual entrances for this, but I digress. Instead of Rane's "Pay me to not wrestle" idea, Kass tries to get an insurance plan for the match. Before anything is made official, here comes Nathan. He came to terms with everything except Rane's ridiculous idea. This doesn't sound like a cohesive unit. - GhettOCW. I'm confused. They met in the desert to make the exchange. But one group ends up getting sniped by someone in desert camo. The build up just seemed low budget to me. - OCW Special Report with Jimenez Negro. I chuckled out loud when I read this. Damien Dark aka The Face Snatcher. Mugen will far and wide to recruit for The Purge. - Messanger Dark v. Arnaud. I believe for the hardcord title. Arnaud with that ear bleed music. Dark already in the ring, not a good sign for him. Like that springboard blockbuster. Arnaud loves that piledriver on the outside. Dark finally goes hardcore with that Kendo Stick. We have a NEW champion!!!! - Tre getting recruited to C4 Sports. Interesting. Page 3 - Stacy is a lil hesitant to interview The Cod.... I mean Monster. Somehow, in his own world, he believes he won at Lution. Sorry man, but regardless of the revelations you came out with, you still took that L. - The ole Dump in a Duffle rib. Vintage. - Anthony Baker and Tyler Rose are commiserating once again. **To be continued**

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