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DJ Chino

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  1. Im in
  2. Needs more Chino
  3. Evan Bourne- Whos the best in the new generation of high flyers, epic best of 13 series Rey Mysterio - Master/Student thing Orton- Being born with a privileged wrestling family that requires just a name to get a job versus having to scrap your way up from the very bottom,plus a side battle of army vs navy Jericho- alot like mysterio I wouldnt really know how to work with alot of these guys until I get WAYYY more experience but just what I could learn from them, or Triple H or Kane or even TNA guys. I just need the opportunity and then take it.
  4. I remember buying a network adapter just before svr 06 came out and having like 3 matches that had to be typed up. Just so I can be a part of OCW Im now 23 years old and on my way to not having to create my own wrestler and just picking myself when I play you guys.
  5. Dude how many times is that now?
  6. Ill just make my own video, I have every match Ive ever had here on my laptop so gimme a few days
  7. 1.You cant see chino 2.Three Chinos 3.Sweet Chino Music 4.Slam Crunk (Book End) 5.Ultramix (aka super tigerbomb) 6.Chinosault 7.Shotgun dropkick 8.Rewind (Super Ninja) 9.Chino Ninja kick (rvd dropkick) 10.Planchas 11. Chinocanranas Random Highspots (such as plancha over the corner through rd money, or nearly killing myself at Damnation 2006 with an elbow to the guard rail.)
  8. TBH Im not planning on playing this season. I dont know if Ill retire outright just yet but I would like to see what all you guys can come up with. Yay fan/legend account Hey if Fucking Samuel can get a Legend account surely DJ Chino can
  9. Really I think its just that the rule needs to be followed. We have it for a reason and unless its approved you shouldnt have it.
  10. Wow. That . That right there. Is both enraging and inspiring. I knew this guy was a piece of trash. Trips. Ive talked trash to you but you've always been OCW Number 1 and for that I thank you. Good god it feels like a huge conspiracy has just been revealed. On 9/11 no doubt. GTFO. Please dont come back. I cant even really think of anythign else to say Im speechless
  11. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7joGjsTFShY]YouTube - DJ Chino vs Katinzo Hitachi[/ame] check that shit out
  12. Thats my bad I uploaded it but for some ungodly reason I forgot to submit it, gimme a few minutes and It will be there
  13. Needs more Chino
  14. Actually that ending was not staged we were recording but my comp told me I ran out of hard drive space as we continued, ryder actually got his finisher during that time but I didnt get the footage. So when I cleared out space and continued the match thats how the match happened to play out. And I never left EX. I was booked out of it. I never wanted to leave.
  15. Really REALLY needs more Chino
  16. You should pay attention Still needs more chino
  17. needs more Chino
  18. Needed more Chino
  19. Good Thanks again
  20. One question for Smythe As much success youve had in the last couple of years, how much has it bothered you that you never defeated DJ Chino in singles competition? thats really all I got and yes. Im ready.
  21. mind blowing stuff
  22. Camera fades in on a large warehouse outside of Battle Creek, Michigan. Inside is DJ Chino, chatting with his mentor Rob Van Dam. DJ: Again, Rob, I can't thank you enough for taking me on and helping with my training. RVD: I wasn't the first person you came to was I? DJ: Honestly? No... I tried to work on my own after my OCW contract was up. TNA offered me a spot after I won this battle royale in Mexico but I was oerweight, bloated and just generally nasty. RVD: What happened to you? How did you let yourself go like that? DJ: I just didn't care anymore. I just stuffed myself silly with whatever junk food I could find. You know, before I was just able to eat whatever I could, ceeseburger here, bag of doritos there. It didnt get any near as bad until I caught her. RVD: Who? Hazel? I thought you guys resolved that? DJ: Yeah, until I found out she was lying to my face. Not only that. But I caught her with another woman! RVD Pauses for a moment RVD:.......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You mean to tell me she went lez? RVD falls to the floor laughing DJ isn't amused DJ: Yeah.....pretty much. I mean it was like really bad how red-handed I caught them. RVD wipes the tears from his eyes. RVD: Oh man, I havent laughed like that in a LONG time. Im sorry, go on. DJ: Well. **Sigh** I cam home one day and there she was getting pounded...like PLOWED, from someone with big muscles and short hair. I thought it was a dude until I walked in and saw a pair of big muscle-y tits...you know....mus-tits? And a strap-on. RVD: Wow. What happened then? DJ: Well. She was all sorry and apologetic but I didn't want to hear any of it. I knew she was full of crap anyway. But then things got weird. RVD: How could it possibly get any weirder than that? DJ: Well, Marty and I closed down the gym. After our match at Lution with Shawman we more or less started to wind down our career. The match was a sign that we just weren't crowd favorites anymore. Not only that but I think that match got worst match of the year 2008. Our technique was off, we just couldn't do our job anymore. RVD: Mhmm. DJ: I stayed on for some matches, you know, I tagged with CJ Hoppus once which was something I wanted to do for years and I got destroyed by Bold and Cross respectively and I lost a battle royal. I was out of my goove. Marty retired outright. I havent heard from Shawman since. But about a month after I ended things with Hazel I started getting weir phone calls, emails, texts and all that crap from her...basically she started getting psycho. She hacked all my accounts, deleted all he could. Destroyed my reputation AND she actually burned down the gym. RVD: What?! DJ: Yeah. I know it was her even though OF COURSE there was no evidence. She disappeared afterwards. I havent heard from her. RVD: I heard you've been to Russia for some reason. DJ: Yeahhhh. I got married. RVD:WHAAT?! DJ: It's a long story. RVD: We-- Suddenly theres a bangng on the doors. ???: ROB OPEN THE DOORS. I LOST MY KEY! RVD: Oh crap, I thought he was stil in Barcelona. DJ: Who? RVD: Heh, it's time for your next trial my friend. DJ: What trial? We goin to court? Who is that?! Rob opens the door and http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z36/almightyray/warrior.jpg The Ultimate Warrior is standing there. Enraged. Warrior: RUAAARGH! WHATS HE DOING HERE?! NO ONE KNOWS IM HERE! RAAAUAUAGAHRGH! Warrior bolts towards DJ Chino at full speed dropping his bags at the door. DJ: HOLY SH-- DJ ducks Warrior and runs toward the gym area Warrior: GET BACK HERE! DJ: ROOOB! HELP! RVD: Part of the trials, dude. Can't help you here. DJ: Aw hell. DJ slides into the ring as warrior runs aroud the outside cutting him off. DJ: Jesus he's fast! Warrior climbs the ring apron as he growls. Chino tries to climb the ropes to jump over him but Warrior shakes them in an epileptic fit and makes Chino fall to the ground. Warrior tries to splash onto Chino from the apron but DJ rolls away. Chino grabs a chair from under the ring, as Warrior gets up Chino comes flying in and Shotgun Dropkicks the chair into Warriors face. Warrior flies back and rolls in pain. Warrior: Eeeggggh. RVD: Congrats Dude! You passed! DJ: **Breathing heavily** You...people...are out....of your minds... RVD: Welcome to training. Help me pick this guy up so we can get him some ice. DJ hesitates. RVD: He'll be good now. I promise, I just gotta get him a Slim Jim. DJ: Im not gonna ask. DJ helps RVD pick up Warrior. They drag him to the back as the camera fades out.
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