Illuminati

No givsie backsies. Riot is a Head and Shoulders show, no flakes.

I did not Sexually Assualt or Harrass Stacy Clark, these are baseless accusation. I DID NOT O hai Dan

Past is just a state of mind maaaaan, just look at the chart!

The camera pans into a classroom. Ryu Matsumoto is seen staring out the classroom window, he turns around and looks directly at the camera. RYU: Oh hello! I didn’t notice you there! The camera pans out a little more to show Tiberius Dupree sitting at one of the desks in the classroom. Dupree: I noticed you, and your mediocrity. RYU: You may have noticed our recent time travel shenanigans on tv, and we realize this may be somewhat confusing. Dupree: *sigh* I don’t even get it. RYU: So in order to prevent you from being confused and possibly becoming angry we have created this public service educational session to explain time travel. RYU: But as a preamble we must explain the Door Theory of Time Travel. RYU: When traveling in time you, necessarily open a door. RYU: When you step through this door you create two timelines. RYU: One where you step through the door and disappear. RYU: And one which starts when you emerge on the other side. RYU: The original timeline continues without you, as you left. RYU: And you alter and split the timeline where you emerge. Dupree: Kneesus Christ RYU: With that out of the way let’s begin. Ryu claps, the lights dim and a projector begins projecting images on the whiteboard. RYU: This is the original OCW timeline, lets call it the OCW Prime timeline. RYU: In this timeline, I defeat Tiberius Dupree at Chill Faktor and ALLEGEDLY ruin the Future. RYU: This causes Future Ryu and Dupree to travel back in time to prevent my winning the title, creating a new timeline. RYU: HOWEVER, we not only have the Future Ryu and Dupree who prevent Ryu from winning at Chill Faktor we have a Ryu and Dupree who go back in time to prevent Ryu from even competing! Ryu turns into a thinking face as he looks at the slide displaying three timelines. RYU: So how are you doing Dupree? Are you feeling less confused? Dupree: Yes, but only because I’m angry now. RYU: Well I’m about to blow your mind CAUSE THERE’S MORE! RYU: Remember when Future Mugen came back to meet up with Future Ryu and Dupree? Dupree: To hop in the Delor… RYU: NEW TIMELINE! Dupree: *sigh* Dupree: But wouldn’t it actually create two timelines, one where Ryu, Mugen and Dupree are no longer in the timeline and another where they arrive. As if on cue the slide changes RYU: Now you’re getting it! But we aren’t done yet! RYU: Now we have MORE FUTURE Ryu and Dupree! RYU: And even though this is where we know we are now… Dupree: Oh kneesus don’t say it… RYU: THERE’S MORE! RYU: Because with all these shenanigans we must assume that there exists a timeline where no one has time traveled! Dupree: I hate you… RYU: And we don’t even know what Future Dupree, Ryu and Mugen are doing in the past and how many timelines they’ve created! The camera pans out a little more to show Mugen sitting in the back of the classroom. Mugen: But it gets even worse! Because now the time traveling versions of ourselves are interacting with each other to try and ensure that their new timelines are dominant! Mugen: While this initially creates two timelines, Mugen: These timelines branch off as we enter a time crisis known as the War of Infinite Timelines. Mugen: While this spans many many many timelines we only need to concern ourselves with the resulting timelines. Mugen: The Timeline where Future Ryu and Dupree recruit Future Mugen and form the Trilateral Summercide Council to regulate all Time Travel and Timelines, the Keystone Timeline. Mugen: The council reviews all instances of time travel and any belligerents to the time accords are apprehended and placed into the Zero Timeline. Mugen: Creating an Exile Timeline, altered by the introduction of these belligerents, but trapping them there because the Laws of the Zero Timeline do not allow for time travel. Dupree clutches at his head in pain Dupree: THIS IS STUPID, NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE! RYU: Of course it doesn’t make sense! Its time travel, time travel is a horrible narrative tool. Dupree: THEN WHY! RYU: Because its fun! Dupree: I hate you… so much

TTT Domination

First

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/926/994/729.gif I sure am glad that doesn’t happen now.

Court: ALL HAIL THE LORD OF SPIDERS Court: ALL HAIL THE WARDEN OF THE PRISON MOONS Court: ALL HAIL THE TAKER OF WORLDS Court: ALL HAIL THE CRIMSON KING The Crimson King, who has been revealed to be an alternate version of Ryu Matsumoto, looks just like him with a few exceptions. His closed eye has been replaced with a glowing red gemstone, his hair and beard is graying and unkempt and his right arm is covered in eyes and a red and gray growth. He wears a loose fitting red velvet robe and a very simple silver crown encrusted with rubies. He lazily raises a hand to acknowledge the court. He then starts chuckling. Crimson King: Summon the Fire Bitch! A woman with platinum blonde hair, with black wax poured over and covering her eyes slowly creeps out of the shadows. She’s wearing tattered black rags and a broken crown. Her back is arched under the weight of heavy chains. She begins singing a very sad funeral dirge. As she does so the arena where the eldritch horrors are fighting fades out of existence. A fiery explosion replaces it, when the smoke dies dow we see a figure in the center. Its Tiberius Dupree on fire, he is clearly in pain writhing on the ground. The Crimson King’s chuckling erupts into full blown laughter. Dupree: KNEESUS! RYU: You have to admit, the Fire Bitch? Its pretty funny. Dupree: NO ITS NOT! Mugen: Of course you think its funny! You and the Crimson King are the same person! RYU: It's not my fault you guys don’t see the play on words, Dupree is The Fire, and he’s a bitch! Dupee: I’LL KILL HIM! The scene fades out as Mugen holds Dupree back and away from Spider.

Our heroes walk through a vastly different setting. The landscape has changed from a desolate warscape to a lush alien forest. The forest itself is predominantly pink, but its dotted with other strange colors. The actual path they’re walking on seems to be made of some sort of glimmering translucent sand. As they travel down the path, a large group of figures emerge from the forest in hoods. As they pass our heroes we see that they are all clearly alien. One of the alien figures in a purple hood produces a flute and begins playing. The group begins singing three distinct and disharmonious hymns in alien tongues. The cacophonous dirge follows them until they emerge from the forest into a clearing. The clearing is setup with two parallel structures with seating, filled to capacity with all manners of finely dressed people and aliens. Between the two structures is an arena where two eldritch horrors are grappling with each other. And above it all, hovering in a magnificent throne, is The Crimson King, Ryu Matsumoto. RYU, Dupree and Mugen: Well Shit.

As the sun begins to set, the slack in the chain tightens. There’s a loud rumble as the iron gates separate and begin to open. RYU: Cool! Dupree: What do you mean cool?! Why are the gates opening? RYU: Remember how I told you there was like 2 or three moons? Well it looks like the chains are attached to two of the moons, and the doors open at a certain time every day. Mugen: Well that doesn’t make any sense, you just gotta show up at a certain time and you can get through. Doesn’t keep anyone out. RYU: I don’t think whoever put this gate up cares. They did it just to do it. ????: That’s right. The three are startled and look to see the source of the voice. They see a child sized figure made entirely of light. Dupree: I know you! ????: Yes, my dear Tiberius, I’m what remains of the Betterness in this universe. Dupree: … that's all… what happened to you. Betterforce: When the Tiberius of this universe rose up to oppose the Crimson King, he tore me away from him. Betterforce: He gorged himself on me, and when he had his fill he bound me to this form as a mockery. Betterforce: And what he did to Tiberius… was much worse… Mugen: So the Crimson King runs the show here? Betterforce: Yes, and beyond this gate is his Court. RYU: We have time before the Delorean charges itself back up, and who knows we might be able to find fuel in there. Betterforce: Beware the Crimson King, his court is filled with untold horrors. Dupree: I don’t know, I think we should wait it out here. RYU: Bah! You’re just afraid of this Crimson King guy! What’s the worst that could happen. Dupree: HOW DARE YOU! THE BETTERNESS FEARS NO MAN! As the trio walks through the gate and into The Court of the Crimson King they continue bickering.

The trio travel down the only path in the wasteland, the Delorean follows slowly behind them. The path itself appears to have been a highway at one point, the asphalt has long since cracked and faded into an almost dust-like color. As they travel the wasteland, it becomes evident this earth had witnessed some cataclysmic war. The instruments of that war, strange spacecraft, parts of massive robots, various alien crafts and even guns, litter the wasteland, rotting away in the sunlight. Dupree: Where the hell are we, all this dust is interfering with my Betterness. Mugen: Look over there, it looks like there's some sort of structure. The three approach a massive iron gate in the middle of a wall obstructing their path. The wall is covered in writing but most of it is faded to illegibility. The exception being the writing in messy red paint directly to the left of the gate: HERE LIES THE EARTH “CONFUSION” - ALL HAIL THE CRIMSON KING RYU: Well… that seems, morbid? Mugen: What the hell are those chains attached to? The three finally turn their attention to the iron gate. The aforementioned chains ascend from the gate up into the sky and seem to go on forever, or at least beyond the limits of their vision. Ryu examines the gate for a way to advance.

It has been one week since Super Trumoil. Our Heros, Future Mugen, Future Ryu and Future Dupree race back to their home-time. Assured that they have saved at least one of the realities in the vast Multi-Verse. http://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309837930543972352/393181316859822081/image.png The Delorean comes to a skidding stop in a barren wasteland. The flames following the car's skid marks die down pretty quickly. The Deloreans door swings up as our three heroes stumble out of the car. Mugen: DAMMIT SPIDER! Dupree: That’s the LAST TIME you get to drive! RYU: What? What did I do? Mugen: WE ONLY NEED TO GO 88 TO TIME TRAVEL! RYU: And? Dupree: YOU WERE GOING 264! Ryu momentarily turns into a thinking face RYU: Well we got where we were going three times faster. Mugen & Dupree: THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS! There's a long pause as Ryu looks around. RYU: You know, for once I think you’re right… Ryu sticks his finger in his mouth, turns it a few times, making sure to wet it properly. He then sticks his finger up into the air and stares at it for a few moments. He turns into a thinking face again RYU: Yeah, this Earth has like 2 or 3 moons… and I think the Earth is moving. Mugen: You know, I don’t know what’s weirder, what you just said, or the fact that you admitted you were wrong…

Newton Girls are fucking nasty ...” a friend of mine” is well versed in the den of scum and villainy that is Newton

Sad, I bet you thought I was actually Nate for half that match

Gunna need a screen shot on that

This Really Made Me Think

Denny, I think you're misunderstanding my concern about the TV Title. I'm not saying the handlers that have titles or are in title matches do not deserve them. The Trumoil Title scene again I DO NOT MEAN CHAMPIONS AND CONTENDERS, I mean the Titles THEMSELVES are unclear. Example: Riot Titles World Title = Main Belt held by guys who are or could be top guys Light Heavweight = Transitional Belt for guys who are looking to get out of the main scene or as a means to transition into the main scene, good excuse to get an established guy and an up and comer into a match together Floaters Women's Title = Title for Women Tag Title = Title for Teams (I think this is unnecessary due to the lack of established teams, let teams establish themselves first the introduce a belt) Trumoil World Title = Main Belt for guys who are or could be main guys International Title = The Transitional Title, can be held by a top guy looking to get into the main scene or someone who can use this to establish themselves until they can make that step TV = ?????? it seems like we want it to just be another International based on who is in the match, so now you take away from the International because now its one of two "Mid Level" Belts. My problem with this belt is it muddles the waters in Trumoil, the belt has no clear purpose/ the purpose we want it to fill is already taken care of by the International. I dunno, maybe I'm misunderstanding the TV Title situation completely, which is why I asked for clarification, but it seems my question has been misconstrued as an attack on Trumoil? I dunno, again pls halp

I still don't understand why the TV Title needs to exist as a third title. You guys wanna run with the International as the Midcard Belt that's cool, but the TV Title existing as a third singles belt is unnecessary and perpetuates this idea that you need a title to be relevant which we've always pushed as not being the case.

Time Out, I am thoroughly confused someone please explain the title situation to me. It was my understanding that we thought there were too many belts in OCW now and we were going to try and cut as many of the extras as we could out. I think we've done alright with it on Riot, we have the World, the Lightheavy, which acts as the Midcard belt, like Denny said. The Tag Titles, which I think are superfluous/should be a floater belt, and the women's title which is a floater belt. The way I thought Trumoil was gunna end up clearing up was a Unification of some sort with the World and the International(NA/HC/Whatever) since Ding and Denny are the top guys on Trumoil, with the winner relinquishing the International to be used as their midcard title. Now we have the World Title which is the main belt on Trumoil, the International Title, which is booked like a midcard title even though skill and popularitywise Ding is on the same level as Denny; and now we're adding the TV Title which is supposed to be what? I don't understand, is it a participation Title for the thirsty rookies who we tell to not worry about titles? pls halp

Very very sad, Stacy is a very close friend and I’m sad that something like this has happened. I can’t help but think that maybe if OUR HERO didn’t foster such a toxic relationship towards women, Stacy wouldn’t have been put in a situation like this with some lexherous pig. Sad

So Progressive

I swear to god, every time I think we’ve turned a corner and I think everyone has seen the light, I turn around for a second; and when I turn back around we’ve descended into a circle jerk of being fucking b lt marks. You’ll enjoy being belt marks while other people are putting MOTY, Feud of the Year, and Moments under their belts. And don’t you’ll dare complain when Trumoil has 2 matches on Lution cause you’re all concerned with Denny’s belt while I sit here having 7 matches and feuds on it. TIRED OF IT.

Joking aside, I know that Big Ed’s complaint is sincere because he was complaining before the match result had even aired. But Denny isn’t the first to lose the belt in a match like this and he certainly isn’t the last. Thats just what’s expected of THE OCW Champion, hell look at Sean Mcgoo, he took the most stacked Perfect Circle in the History of OCW a few weeks before Lution and lost his title and spot, and he ASKED for that match, thats just how it is here. And honestly, I wouldn’t be worried about Denny’s work not being acknowledged because, AS YOU ALL KNOW, my opinion here is the only correct one; and in my own, non-kayfabe opinion, Denny’s work has elevated him above any title in the fed as a whole. No matter what match or feud he’s in moving forward all eyes will be on Denny believe me. Now, can we please stop being in our fifis and enjoy the show.

Psssssst, maybe if Denny wanted to build off of beating Nate ...he should have won

You mispelled Trumoil