Illuminati

Same thing happened to me downloading a match and it kept coming out corrupt. I tried again Sunday morning and it worked out fine.

Xander are you doing your downloads from Nightdev on saturday? Because Nightdev is straight garbage on Saturdays.

Ryu crosses his arms in the middle of the now bustling second floor of the Pepperton Dungeon. While normally this space would serve as a meeting room for the patriarchs of the Pepperton family to discuss their students and how best to proceed with their training; today it serves as the headquarters of the Matsumoto Campaign. Ryu looks out at the wrestling trainees turned campaign volunteers making phone calls, a smile cracks on his face at the sight. RYU: Don’t think your volunteering is gunna make me go easy on you during training tonight. RYU: So help me God, if I catch any of you slacking I’m gunna let Wes stretch you. The trainees laugh along with Ryu at the joke. However as he turns around he hears a strange commotion coming up the steps. Before he can process what’s going on he is met by the ever offensive Rufus Rukusingston the THOID. RUFUS: There he is! Trash Matsumoto if I’ve ever seen him! Ryu raises an eyebrow and greats Rufus with a handshake, then pulls him in for a hug. RYU: What the hell are you doing here? RUFUS: Well, you done asked OUR HERO Mugen for a suggestion on a Campaign manager, and he asked the Hoots, and Master Tiberius Octavius Dupree sent me. RYU: That son of a bitch, of course he did. Well I suppose it could be worse. They could have sent Ron Portman. RUFUS: Damn skippy! I’ve already scheduled some fundraisers and appearances for the campaign. RYU: Nice! Just send all the info to my phone, and then I can forward the info to the boys making the phone calls. RUFUS: There's just one thing we need before you start making appearances. RYU: What’s that? RUFUS: Your family should be there, you know, your wife and kids. RYU: … oh dear… you do know she doesn’t publicly associate with me right? Our marriage is more of a private thing. RUFUS: That was wrestling, this is politics and for politics people need to see your happy family! RYU: Oh god… I’ll talk to her, but I have a bad feeling about this. Pt 1. Breaking News Pt 2. The Opposition

I dunno if she's your type,between you and me she sounds like a bitch 4/10 would not take out on date

We pan into the hustle and bustle of a campaign headquarters. Messy desks flank either side of the room as volunteers furiously make phone calls trying to drum up support. The din of dialing phones and sales pitches is suddenly pierced by a shrill scream. ????: A FUCKING WRESTLER?! The camera pans through the desks and into the main office of the headquarters. A middle aged woman is sitting at a desk surrounded by various staffers. ????: EVERYONE OUT! As everyone turns to leave she points out three staffers and motions for them to stay. Once the other staffers have left and closed the door behind them they fearfully oblige as they wait for her to begin. She lets the moment hang for an uncomfortably long time, clearly a master at the art of manipulation. ????: You said you had this all figured out, the path to the first Democratic Governor in South Carolina for the better part of a century. ????: Just pay to get info from the most influential madame on the east coast, pay off some hooker to sneak a camera into a “private meeting”. ????: Blackmail the former governor into suspending his campaign for re-election, then leak the video the media anyways just to make sure we broke the Republicans in this state… ????: And now you tell me that not only is a FUCKING WRESTLER running against me, but that he’s somehow winning in gallup polls. Please explain how this is happening. A nasally college aged man in pastel shorts, a button down and a bowtie speaks up. Staffer: Ummm, well this Ryu guy is pretty popular… he was a pro-wrestler, and unfortunately for us is something of an “honorary” member of the Pepperton family. ????: You make it sound like I should know who these inbred degenerates are, so explain to me why this man is getting national coverage, and why I’ve been forgotten about as a candidate. Staffer: Well, not only is Ryu an internationally acclaimed talent, but the Peppertons are South Carolina royalty. I mean there are people here who will vote for him based solely on that fact without having to hear anything else. ????: Find me any and all dirt on this Matsumoto, I want him FUCKING buried under whatever skeletons you can find on him. ????: I WILL be South Carolina Governor, SANDRA COLINSWORTH has never lost, and I’m not about to start against some Trash Wrestler. Pt 1. Breaking News

Speak for yourself hoot T. Matsuda Replacement Matsumoto

We pan into the state of the art OCW Newsroom. Stacy is sitting at a desk, behind her is a glass wall, through which we can see interns running through computers, typing furiously. She shuffles through some papers and begins. CLARK: Ladies and gentlemen this is Stacy Clark reporting for Online Championship Wrestling’s News Division. CLARK: Tonight we’ll be covering a story involving OCW Alum Ryu “Spider” Matsumoto that has made prime time news all across the nation. The camera jumps to a prerecorded feed of GNN. We see an empty conference room with a platform at the head flanked by an American Flag to the left and a South Carolina Flag on the other. The conference room is packed with reporters snapping pictures and jockeying for better positions in the room. A young man in an expensive looking suit approaches the Podium. MAN: Ladies and Gentlemen of the press it is my honor to introduce to you, Ryu Matsumoto. Ryu steps out, uncharacteristically clean cut. His wild facial hair is neatly trimmed and his hair is tied back. He’s wearing a plain yet elegant black suit, with a white shirt and red tie. RYU: Good afternoon, my name is Ryu Matsumoto, and I’ve been a resident of the beautiful state of South Carolina for the better part of a decade. RYU: Tonight, I stand before you, the Ladies and Gentleman of the press, and you all the great people of South Carolina; to formally announce my candidacy for the South Carolina Governorship. Ryu raises both arms and makes peace symbols as the scene fades to black.

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How dare you, of all people you, insult our elite orginization, the Trash Corps

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All the water in the world and you still thirsty b, smh famiglia

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No they don't realize that no matter who wins they gunna face Drago. Leon beat TWO of them, Drago gunna eat the Winner's Lunch, they mamma's Lunch, the Loser's Lunches, their grandparent's lunches. They are all literally fighting for the chance to get their lunch eaten by Drago.

Illuminati’s Tea Time, Crumpets and Review Lution Shuffleboard Edition. Hola OCW Faithful, it's your friendly neighborhood Spider coming to you live...ish from the Shuffleboard Deck of his retirement home. Today we’re going to be looking at the premier OCW Payperview of the year, Wrestlution! Lets dive right into it, Inner Circle Entrance/RP This entrance was really cool and the RP following it was a nice throwback too, although quite unrealistic. I mean really? Who wants to see these Inner Circle Jerkers over THE HOOTS. Jimmy Henry Doctor RP Jayzus, Jay what kind of savage doctors do you have working at OCW. I’m about to retire for medical reasons and I’m cleared to Wrestlution and the only thing holding Jimmy together is his kilt and he’s cleared to wrestle as well. Joking aside this was a nice set up for what looks to be a little leave of absence. Golden Family Reunion Why are you inviting marks backstage HOOT? I’ll potatoe your mom if she tries talking to me THIS IS MY NIGHT B. Wait, did Kassidy just turn into Kanye West… then back to Kassidy, must be a glitch in the feed whatever. MATCH Jimmy Henry v Tank IN A CAAAAGE This match had a really fun Big Man/Little Man dynamic. This match also shows how far Tank has come, to my memory I don’t even recall a spot of questionable FPR let alone a break. My only pet peeve was that this had a “storyline” finish, I’m sure whatever finish you guys ended up with naturally would have been just as good as that spot, but that's a personal issue, otherwise this was a really good opener. **** LeonsCar.avi.txt RP No Lution is complete without Leon’s Car making an appearance. That slimy sonofabitch trying to angle his way into a match with Drago. Decent setup RP for post Lution I guess really nothing otherwise. RYUSVCar.avi.txt RP Now I normally don’t do “reviews” of my own stuff so instead I’ll provide commentary tracks on my own stuff. A peek inside of my own head, and what’s up with this RP? I really want a Lexus RC, V8 Engine RWD, its literally a Japanese Muscle Car! And with Lexus Suspension too JAYZUS! Also generic face arriving at the arena I guess. Th Stv and The Savageness Meet I liked this bit and had a solid chuckle at the “I know you outside of here” joke. DAMN SON PUT SOME HHHHHHESPEK on it! Wait he just said “I” he broke character why didn’t anyone notice? Was it intentional or a slip idk? I know the struggle with Djesus, typing in third person is hard. TIT! Rp Head to head? More like foot to head HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I always enjoy Boob’s fired up promos and along with The Purge “anger” it adds a cool new spin to his character, if Mammary sticks around for a full run I’m interested to see how his character grows with this angle. MATCH Ragnacucks v Leon and Ron Portman Now, amongst the Hoots there has been some backlash over this result but I’m against that sentiment. Unlike in past games the mechanics of this game gives the numbers side a DISTINCT advantage over the lone player. Throughout this match I saw Tre and Nathan FAIL to capitalize on that advantage. Idk if it was thirst or the bright lights, but when Leon’s reversals were drained BOTH Tre and Nathan tried to stand toe to toe with Leon, and at Lution that's a fight you WON’T win. Idk what my fellow Hoots expected but I’d be far more upset with Leon if he laid down for someone at Lution. I don’t see a way for Ragnajob to spin this, but I think the end of Ragnathirst is a blessing in disguise for the involved parties. ***½* Dupree Looking for his lunch RP As great of a face as Dupree is I think he’s a far better heel. One of those heels that can really feud with anyone ala Kevin Owens. I liked both the stupid reason for the feud along with the serious version because it encapsulates everything about the Ambition era and its a nice flip of the original Lotus v Fire angle, the attempt to corrupt the incorruptible, but in reverse this time. KD RP Would have preferred a Garden vid but this was short and sweet. Joey Ryan Squared RP Why isn’t it easier to do a power of two sign, anyways; This was a nice RP but it made me realize how few Tag Matches there were on Lution, no love for Rhyme Tyme, The Crew, or these guys. MATCH Versus vs Breast Versus’ entrance/attire was great thoroughly enjoyed, sort of wish Areola did something special with his entrance for that cool attire but ain’t no thang. Nothing to say negative or positive about this match more or less a Riot Main Event Caliber match, but this is Lution so it gets held to a higher standard. No really memorable spots ***¼* Dennis/Madison RP Nice backstage set up for the big title match, what’s this set up for the next feud VERY GOOD! Interested to see how Dennis’ reign plays out, as of now he is THE Champ on Turmoil. Casey/Willow Segment/Match OH SNAP Majin’s daughter. You sure you wanna introduce her to the land of the Bombshells? Its a land of Giants Bertha will powerbomb your soul out of your soul b. Nice intro match EVERYONE GET YOUR MOVES IN HOOTS, did its job, no more no less. Appreciated brucie bonus match. *** Drago accomplishes a Legendary FEAT RP JAYZUS Drago is truly the best amongst us. Not only is he a beast in ring but he has an IRON COLON. Had a solid chuckle here. Good Guy Parker RP Parker being a scumbag telling it how it is SUDDENLY KWAN WATTS. I’M MARKING OUT BRO! Good guy Parker puts a young rookie over, I hope this pans out into something more, but I know the Ragnajobber thing didn’t. In fact, why didn’t Parker team up with his most hated rival to get revenge for that since Smythe FLAKED… idk might have been cool, I guess not though. DENNIS vs LARGE EDWARD MATCH Yo Dennis’ attire was wild marked when I seen it in the smoke. Match was a different story, maybe I had a bad read on it, but this match REEKED of we’re going to try and make this match look good vs just going at it. Y’all would be surprised 9/10 straight competition matches look better than “You get your shit in then I’ll get my shit in matches” Uggggh another storyline finish. I was disappointed in this match I think Tank vs Jimmy overshadowed this match and did the big man/little man dynamic much better **¼* Xbones RP Yo, I hope Karma bites you in the ass and you lose your mask BUSTA. This RP was all it needed to be. RYHME TRIAL PT2 You guys don’t know how fun it is for me to do Djesus/Artist stuff. Its such a departure from what I do, but its oddly comfortable for me to do it. Add in Ryhme tyme and we’ll be going back and forth on these RPs laughing like children. Th Stv vs SAVAGENESS This was a great match, but I have to apologize for the quality. I was forced to record as a last resort and in order to get something watchable I had to turn my twitch to the lowest setting. A lot of really cool spots otherwise and I feel like I stayed out of the way/avoided targetting issues as the Cam Ninja for the most part. Th Stv doing his best to rep being OG(Original Garbage) and suicide dives through a table ACES. **** ROOKIE STABLE RP Its Petal, not pedal. A bike has peDals a rose has peTals. A new tag team mitebcool though. MAJIN RP 1 HYPE this match is a long time in the making definitely a HUGE dream match and these two managed to let everyone know it with barely two weeks. I doubt anyone else could have accomplished this and Majin continues to add to that with this RP. MATSUDA vs MAJIN MATCH Suda’s 20 minute entrance/jpop concert was great as always but it was that intro vid that really got me hyped. Plain and simple this was a fight, and I knew this was how it was gunna turn out. Definitely enjoyed it for what it was a match really beyond description other than if you’re a stickler for FPR you’ll hate it… Wait was that an H-Edge yo… yo Suda why are you going to the top rope CHILL B THAT'S A SPIDER SPLASH I AIN’T EVEN OUT THE DOOR AND YOU STEALING MY STUFF SHIEEEET. ***¾* Mugenta RP Yo Jay, you gon get fucked up. This Purge angle is really cool in that we get to see Mugen’s take on this type of “We gunna destroy OCW to make it better” deal. MAJIN RP 2 Electric Bugaloo OH SNAP REMATCH!!! MONSTER RP A lot of people have been poking fun saying that this was the Lution rematch no one wanted to see, but I think Cody made everyone want to see it with this RP. I always liked the idea of SLAM SLAM vs PLEX PLEX though so this have me some bonus HYPE RYU Pre-Match RP This RP was a shout out to the Hoots, reflecting on the GOOD TIMES WITH GOOD BROTHERS. I think in the end this was a selfish feud a lot of this build was for me and targeted at the Hoots. From me doing that stretch against the Main Event guys to prove to myself and them that I could hang to the reversal of roles with Dupree trying to corrupt the retiring Spider, I think the highlight for me was doing my version of DupreeTv, sincerely hope you all enjoyed the ride. THE LUNCHEONING MATCH I think the worst part of this was 2K and Twitch conspiring to keep this match from happening. I recorded 5 attempts at this match and Dupree recorded another 5 or 6 and everyone ended with either a disconnect or brutal pixelation from Twitch. Luckily mugen saved the day and tool all our attempts and frankensteined three of them together, and I think he did a pretty good job. While the match was solid, I was personally disappointed that I couldn’t showcase my best for you all, but I think what you all got was good. JACKSONSTRUCK.avi.txt Jackson really got his heel schtick over and HEY! This RP was brought to you by HAUSOFHOOT.com thats H A U S O F H O O T DAWT CAWM. This RP was exactly what it needed to be, hyped for what’s to come! CURTAIN CALL RP FUCK KAYEFABE HOOT I’M GETTING MY SEND OFF. Dupree did this masterfully, keeping character while still giving me my final ups, Suda giving me a nice goodbye and not kicking me in the face, sorta wish the other hoots didn’t have such big matches so I coulda had them in on it as well, but I’m glad I got what I got. DRAGO SUITING UP RP [HYPE INTENSIFIES] Smythe RP Fuck outta here b, if you ain’t gunna bother showing up I’m not gunna waste my time reading your content. BILL THE BUILDING BILLDER RP ;_;7 Truly he is the hero we deserve SLAM SLAM vs PLEX PLEX MATCH This match was a barn burner from start to finish, nothing I can say can really do it justice, that final stretch and the sync with the music POETRY HOOT… but, and this is no knock on them, not match of the night. ***** RYHME TYME P3 Again a lot more fun from us here, I can’t wait to get you guys the rest of this story, it's grape, it’s grape. OUR HERO RP YOU FOOL JAY! BIRDIE WAS ONE OF MY GREATEST RIVALS AND YOUR MOST POWERFUL ALLIES! You may have just sealed your fate here. Turmoil 3 Way This was a great match, the tension was real up to the very end. For a split second it had looked like Kass stole it, but Jackson pulled it out in the end in dominant form. That finish wasn’t what I expected to be honest and I’m excited to see what this means for the Turmoil ME scene, and how B-17 and Kass play it. A-TEAM PROMO/GHETTOCW VID ?!!!!!??!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!! HYPE HYPE HYPE ALL YOU TAG TEAMS ARE FUCKED NOW I’m running out of words for boobs RP Breastbert was telling me about the Veteran Killer gimmick and it sounds amazing in action, watching this develop with great interest. DRAGO vs XBONES MATCH Unfortunately I only skimmed through this match so I could watch the ME before GoT. From what little I saw this was good BUT I’m going to withhold a star rating to be fair, Drago comes away with it unsurprisingly. ANGRY BIKE MAN RP This is interesting, I don’t know if this is gunna end up being Dennis vs Joe v Ed, or Dennis v Joe , or Dennis v Ed. But I like that I don’t know. DRAGO VICTORY RP YEAH DRAGO HOGAN GRAND STANDING WOOT! Who the fuck is Kyra? RP No really, I enjoy Tre questioning himself as it builds character but throwing this Kyra chick in outta nowhere takes me out of it cause I’m left confused, hopefully we get more exposition and more importantly I hope she doesn’t turn into Kanye like Kass did earlier. WILLOW RP Simple intro stuff to the character, I reiterate, you gon get your lunch et gurl. BOSSHOOT vs LARIHOOT MATCH HOOOOOOOOT How you gunna put the promoter over like that and devalue THE BOYS. This match was way better than it had any right being, JAYZUS ALL THESE SPOTS, WHY ARE YOU GOOD JAY?! No surprise with the finish, no surprise with Jay putting himself over… Wait who’s this bearded guy… no… it can’t be… ITS DIMSMORE AWWHAYLYUS. *****½* B-17 RP THE PLOT THICKENS! DON’T FALL TO THE DARKSIDE BINGO! I BELIEEEEEEEVE SOPHIA RP THATS H A U S O F H O O T DAWT CAWM. TOBANE PROMO Awww snap Tobane gunna suplex you to death Sean MAIN EVENT THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE! This match literally ruined BackPaybfor me MOTN, MOTY the storytelling the match itself the near falls the IMPLICATIONS JAYZUS! IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS MATCH WATCH IT HOOOOOOT. ****** AND REMEMBER! I MAY BE RETIRED, BUT ILLUMINATI IS ALWAYS WATCHING!

What's a bong? Do you drink chocolate milk out of it?

You'd be surprised how many people, myself included had the same thing happen to them at their first Lution.

Bump for the PUGH/TIT/TRASH/MUGENTA 2016 TICKET MAKE TURMOIL HOOT AGAIN

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You misunderstand, I say he can't ride a bike because he clearly can't handle bars. HOOTHOOTHOOTHOOTHOOTHOOTHOOTHOOT

Is your gimmick that you can't ride a bike?

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No, its not just you. No one here in OCW DESERVES shit. Everyone here on OCW has EARNED what they have/had/will ever have. The reason why these legend get the spots that they do is that they have EARNED all of our respect and have PROVEN that they can carry themselves in the position they've been put in or have asked to be put in.