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http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/nick-young-confused-face-300x256.png MORE than half this card was rookie matches. Did you catch Smythe's stupid?

http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/nick-young-confused-face-300x256.png Fuck up outta here Smythe, your only claim to fame is a Lution main event that Nate GIFTED you (ie YOU DIDN'T EARN IT)

I lose matches all the time.

First it was Deez Nutz, now its Eat your Lunch. What amazing nonsensical catchphrase will I come up with next. Find out by visiting hausofhoot.com, thats H A U S O F H O O T DAWT C O M

They made a wager on the Perfect Circle match, only two successful defenses have happened in a Perfect Circle match. This match is Lution level match and I'm glad we get to see it early. We have arguably the four best guys on the roster competing for the OCW Championship AND the bragging rights of being able to say they ran a Perfect Circle. HYPE IS REAL

el oh el

What happens when a legend becomes a Champion, like Parker did? Do Champion stats Supercede Legend stats or is there a super secret Legendary Champion Stat?

Chill b, garbaje is our word. I'll contact the N.A.A.G.P immediately, they will picket Turmoil.

When you walk up to someone on the ground... and pick them up... Is this a serious question? Its not an FPR break but it looks like shit, especially because KD had to back up and reset for half of them.

You sure that's the first time I've seen him on RIOT all season. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

I feel like you let this match get submitted just so you could throw Reyne under the bus. When an fpr break like that happens its on you to say that match isn't acceptable to be posted and redo the match.

Bingo-bango I really enjoyed this, quality was top notch except for a tiny, tiny bit of feedback on your end. I think the solo format really suits your style, just laying everything out and talking it through. Excited to see this next week!

I don't wanna see spider vs anyone for 75 minutes and I love watching that spider guy work, he's like... AN ARTIST HUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Spider and my alt Mats...errr I MEAN and my fellow competitor and totally NOT me Matsuda are also both asian, their matches matter too. Shin Matsumoto's matches don't matter though

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The age of the dinosaurs didn't end with some glamourous uprising but a calamatous act of nature itself. If we were to take your "extinction" scenario at face value you wouldn't be ther meteor, or the changing climate, or even the changing atmosphere; you would be the rodents hiding in their holes amongst their own shit waiting in fear for the time of their tyrannosaurus tyrants to end. In short, suck on deez.

That's right, try not to get stepped on.

You try and grapple with me all you'll be eating is deez nutz.

Of course, you'd mark for your own kind. Dupree got Sean's hand so far up his butt spouting this "savage" stuff theres no way he isn't a muppet.

I know right, they used my logo on that necklace/medal too. WHERE ARE MY ROYALTIES HOOT!

Alright hoots lets go through this step by step. Due to reasons Jay had to combine the Riot Graduation, 424 and Turmoil 113. It was decided to make this a big old rookie showcase. In the case of Tank v Dennis the match was made to showcase Turmoil's main event scene, Champion v Champion and all that. So whatever happens happens the show is put up. Its long as hell so I figure I'll do my in depth watch over the weekend and skim through the written content. I had seen the warning preceeding the Tank v Dennis match and just assumed it had been a victim of Twitch being shitty and disregarded. Next morning while I'm at work I get a message from OUR HERO, "Did you see the Tank vs Dennis Match?". I said that I hadn't and that I'm unable to at work to which he responded "You need to see it immediately and it needs to be talked about." As the day goes on Dan(Pugh) sends me a message and asks if Jay had talked to me about the Tank match, I said yes and we ended up deciding we'd watch the match cold, no word from anyone no preview no nothing and review it live, posting the results. As for the match itself there are glaring problems OUTSIDE of the wonky movesets. The movesets were our vehicle to simply talk while nothing was going on in the match to prevent dead air. The match represented a FLAGRANT disregard for FPR and I don't care if the match was recorded 10 minutes before work or 20 minutes after your mum got eaten by your homework; you two are the PREMIER of the Turmoil brand whether people like it or not, Turmoil lives and dies by your successes or failures as champions of the show. That match should have been redone, it was unacceptable as a showcase of what Turmoil has to offer. I don't care that Tank asked Dennis to redo the match because he should have thrown the match out immediately and said "As Champion this performance is not a proper example of what I have to offer". However, I can't say I blame Dennis for saying no, because if I had played someone with FPR that bad I can't say that I'd ever do a match with them again; and please don't come up with deadline bullshit either extension are constantly be given and ANY substitution would have been better by several orders of magnitude than what we got. Rookies, I don't care what anyone else in this thread posts or says, this isn't about Kass, this isn't about Tank, this isn't about Turmoil, this isn't about attires and this isn't about movesets. Its about someone doing 3 finishers IN A ROW without pins on a YELLOW damage opponent. Its about EGREGIOUS hovering. Its about BLATANT attempts at pick up finishers. And its about thinking all that garbage is acceptable to be submitted to the show.

For best results sync up video of the match, we were going to edit it all together but this is important and needs to be seen.

You know, a year after my graduation I recall a certain someone writing a letter to another certain someone on the boards and it was and quite possibly still is the funniest thing I've seen in my years on this site. I'm glad this open letter didn't end up like that one. I hope you savages rip eachothers faces off.

Bump because we were discussing this the other day and I think I can confirm this as the best Lution/Show in OCW history top to bottom. Watch and get your creative juices going. LUTION IN 6 WEEKS HOOTS.