Illuminati

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Number one rule of OCW D O N ' T B E A D I C K

SAVAGE Era? More like Transitional Champion Era amirite.

That ME may be one of the best matches of my career, crispy from start to finish along with some great sequences. Hats off to Sean hoot cause it takes two to tango.

The scene pans into the OCWfed Newsroom at Sensation Tower. Jim Black is sat at a news desk, behind him is a glass window looking over the hustle and bustle over interns scowering the internet on computers for news. JIM BLACK: Hello OCW faithful this is Jim Black with some breaking news. By order of OUR HERO Jaysin Sensation Sean Mcgee will be FORCED to defend his World Heavyweight title tonight on RIOT. JIM BLACK: With Parker refusing to use his rematch clause on, quote, "Free TV in front of degenerate 'non-paying' fans, and Paul Pugh still not being medically cleared by the New York Sports Commision the opportunity has fallen on an unlikely candidate. JIM BLACK: I'm happy to welcome our number one contender for the evening, Ryu Matsumoto. A the screen bisects and we see Ryu Matsumoto, his hair tied up in a bun wearing a 'Bad Wolf' Tee and gym shorts. He adjusts the camera andwaves into it RYU: Good Morning Jim. JIM BLACK: Good Morning Ryu, and let me be the first to say congratulations on this big opportunity. RYU: (laughs) Save your congratulations for after I win man. JIM BLACK: If you do manage the win I'll be the first one to celebrate with you. This match is a relative surprise though, any idea why you've been chosen as the number one contender? RYU: Not exactly, but I think part of it is that me and Sean still have heat from what went on after my match with Parker. You know, I've let my feelings be known and I had asked for a match with Sean since then. RYU: I think the stars just aligned and I'm blessed to be in this position. JIM BLACK:You know we'd be remiss to mention that this is in fact your first ever World Championship match, you feeling the pressure? RYU: While I haven't been exactly here, but I've faced down champions before, and I've beaten champions before and tonight I just have to do it one more time to join a very elite club, you think they'll give me a cool jacket? JIM BLACK: Anything to say to the Champion before we sign off? RYU: Yeah, Sean, I know we've had some bad blood, but I respect the hell out of you, but all it takes is three seconds Sean, and you'll be on your back watching me hold the OCW Championship above my head.

Here's your response shitbird

I didnit for the Ex Belt HOOT, me, Suda, and Jookie built our careers on making the Ex Belt a headline belt and I'd be damned if I let it change hands on a forfeiture. Hell before us the Ex Belt was a joke belt given to the dregs of the roster so they'd stop complaining for title shots.

Who cares, it used to happen all the time in the day. If you wanna be called the Champ you gotta go into every match like a title defense. Either get good or go home, now stop discussing backstage shit in the payperview thread and discuss the payperview.

Yeah, for the rooks, be aware of where you are on the card and what purpose your match serves. If you're jerking the curtain don't go out there and have a monsters ball, breaking barricades, announce tables, and smashing eachother with chairs. Tank was in the Turnoil ME though so its believable that they'd go all out BUT they weren't the TRUE main event so I guess restraint would have been warranted. However at the end of the day HOOTS have fun, me and Poo are grouchy perfectionist vets.

PAGE 1 Opening RP BOOOOOO GET THIS SCUMBAG OFF MY TV! Implying his implications everywhere, I liked the subtlety of his threat though, we know he’s threatening the main event, but we don’t know who he’s threatening, the scumbag who stole his belt or the scumbag that broke his arm. WANDA v Pain This match knew exactly what it was and played to those strengths. Pain is really cool BUT her proportions are all wrong, definitely needs some body morph tweaking thicker thighs, smaller breateses, broader shoulders, wider chest, etc etc. SOPHIA THOUGH! *** #Austin Lee #RP Am I doing that right? I don’t know how this #works. Anyways, it's interesting to see this #rivalry between Tre and Austin evolve, #imo this could be a cool career defining thing for these #two especially since it seems to be persisting through Tre’s #heelturn. God #damn my ##button finger #hurts. PAGE 2 Sophia RP This wasn’t helped by its poor placement, it may have had more of an effect if it was black screened into the end of the Wanda/Pain match, but that's me being picky I suppose. Bradley RP Eff this suit YOU AIN’T THE BOSS OF ME. I guess the Bradley character does a good job of making me dislike him, I think he’s a tad too comedy, but again that’s personal preference. TAG MATCH BILL&DG v B-17&[NOT]Parker Normal guy Bill Ding is a great gimmick, B-17 entrance was dope, and [NOT]Parker doing the Parker entrance with the Parker mask. Entirely too much pyro in the entrances but that horse has already been beaten. I think this match ran a bit too long, especially considering there was no music to accompany it. I think a big part if that is I really have no attachment to the Turmoil guys to be really interested. **½ because I had to skip to the end to get through. Dennis RP Damn Stacy, you ain’t looking so good at least me and Sudaface have stopped misting you at every opportunity. Really nice RP from Dennis, summed up his issues with Brad and Seth pretty nicely and got the match over GOOD JOB. #Austin Lee v Sid Harrison & Post Match This was a #solid match. I liked Austin’s #attire, but I think he needs a more annoying theme song to really push the envelope on his #gimmick. Austin picks up a nice win but what’s this RAGNA#JOB. Put the boots to #Austin, but what’s this? #Sid #MOVEOVERNEWSTARS. *** Bradley RP 2: Electric Bugaloo More of the same, fleshes out more of his issues with the match at hand, hopefully this scumbag doesn’t get involved in the match. I don’t think we could afford a crane this year… PAGE 3 TV Title Match I think the hype video could have been separated and thrown in somewhere earlier in the card, but a nice touch. I like both Dennis and Morrison’s look, I liked the story of the match BUT there were entirely too many jump cuts in this match, quite a few being unnecessary imo. Good match with some cool spots, I think you guys went for the hardcore elements too early but it worked for the most part. That ladder spot was cool as hell. Dennis picks up the strap and if what I hear out of Turmoil is true best of luck Seth. ***¾ would have been a solid 4 sans jump cuts. Parker Promo This man is an utter savage and no amount of playing to my ego by using deez nutz jokes will change my opinion of that… But I enjoyed the hell out of this promo despite Parker’s bad habit of using RL stuff in his promo for pops. I guess it's not the worst if he manages to illicit a reaction. PAGE 4 OUR HERO Promo But you are a racist Jay. (If it makes you feel better though I hope RD loses too) B-17 Promo You know B-17 I agree, [NOT]Parker is a pretty dangerous worker, working drunk, and I’m glad you aren’t in C4 cause those guys suck, and their dead. BERTHA v ?????? This match went down perfectly, had to end it off those punches because Twitch was starting to act up. I think I like playing with my food too much as Bertha, idk if its anti-thirst or a more thirsty thirst. I DON’T RATE MY OWN MATCHES HOOT Drago RP Johnny Law pulling a Lazarus and making a full recovery from death, and that scumbag that killed him is gone too! Drago promos are always fun/highlights of the show, I just wish they had somekind of lion entrance in game for Bubba. PAGE 5 Tank Promo Tank scares the shit out of me, if I say this promo is good do you promise not to try and murder me with a tire iron? Fatal THIRST Way I understand this match suffered from a lot of setbacks including but not limited to, missing participants, twitch not working, servers not working, and late night recording. I also recognize that this was a “predetermined” result; as in a match was done to determine the result and this match was a redo for quality. But this match was B-O-O-T-Y Booty. Poor FPR all around pacing of the match was f’d there was a missed opportunity with the finish, from what I had heard the original finish was a lot more compelling. The best part of the match was the music. It was a nice blues track that made me want to close my eyes and enjoy the music rather than keep my eyes open and suffer through the match. Congrats to Tre, I’m interested in seeing what this means for Ragnarok but unfortunately this match is a * Rhyme Tyme Ayyyyyy PAGE 6 Ragnajob Promo Lies! You thirsty bustas will be stabbing each other in the back before you know it... hopefully not the Nathan way though… Ex Division Title I did my best to emulate the FINAL BOSS, and I think I did alright. I thought the first half of this match was really really good. Crispy spots clean reversals and some fun taunts but got botchier and botchier as the match went on to its detriment unfortunately. Nathan put up a good match but came up a bit short. Good match overall and I still ain’t rating my own matches. OUR HERO and Poo Should have called it the Dorian Arnaud Memorial Skybox. As much as I hate to admit it Our Hero and Pugh interactions are always fun. Enjoyed this one a lot. NA Title Match Scumbag Smythe doesn’t even show up for his own Title Matches so now we have to deal with Leon. Run of the mill match, and Drago adds a nice head to mount on… wherever he mounts his heads. *** Slipper Promo You damn sissies. Kd Sounds like he just finished recording a match at 11 at night. PAGE 7 Trance Promo Was solid, but I’m super done with The Family and the fallout from their breakup it's been a year god dammit. Raze Promo Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MAIN EVENTS? Watch them yourselves sissies, you’re in for a treat! AND REMEMBER! ILLUMINATI IS ALWAYS WATCHING!

Damn b You know you lost bad when Mr "I ran head first into a ladder" says you lost the EX title in a bad way

The STATE of the Fatal THIRST Way

Jackson Montgomery became one with his father during that entrance. All that was missing was Five Finger Death Punch.

Bullet Points 1.Trained by Nate Ortiz 1a. Nate is OCW's Wrestling Jesus 2. Suplex Machine 3. Marquis Face 4. Formerly Sean's tag team partner in SlamU 5. Radioactive

Exactly, imo distorted voice over static is played out in OCW

On a RIOT from a few weeks ago.

Make sure the url is http and not https. I was making that mistake up until last year As for these videos first letter was "S" this one was "M" my bet is that the next one is "H". Cause honestly these vids are generic as hell.

Hey now, what Nathan and Ragnacock do in the privacy of their locker room is none of our business pughbert.

Hate deez nutz neighbor

These S Bomber videos are really starting to annoy me now

I'd just be careful hoot, these first few weeks/months will define your career more than you know. My original intention was to do the Heel Illuminati character as a 1-2 week thing when I first debuted and reveal myself as the Face Pink Spider. But I ended up getting over as Illuminati and I remained a Heel up until just a few weeks ago, thats almost 7 years as a heel. Similar case with one Scumbag Tiberius Dupree debuted as a super face, and remained a super face for something like 4-5 years before turning heel. So if you're looking to establish yourself know that you'll probably want to make a long term commitment to what you choose now to get that over, don't make a decision based on I'm going to have a moment quicker this way or that way. Your big time moments will come on their own, regardless of your alignment believe me. Just stick with what you enjoy doing/what comes easiest to you and most importantly be patient.

That's a clear FPR break rollout CANNOT be used to avoid a finisher. To avoid a Sig, ground move, or pickup is clean, but it can be sketchy in some scenarios.

Andrew Andrews is money

I'm also in the same boat, not having access to photoshop. I do however, use GIMP its a free image editor. While it may not be as good/user friendly as Photoshop, with a bit of getting used to it does everything photoshop can do; and its FREE. Aside from that there are some more tips and tricks to making logos that work in the game, but that may be the subject of a tutorial down the line if me and Suda can put aside some time to put together a "FAQ".

In my case its creative use of a single logo;in Matsuda's he's super intricate with his logo work the graphic in his tights, while appearing to be one continuous logo is actually like 4 or 5 logos to avoid stretching. Theres a number of ways to get nice attires but the common factor is time/patience. What you want may not work so you just have to keep working at it until you have something you like.