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In Yo Crib w/Trisha Waldrop featuring Pugh, Live from the Madison Square Garden's Men's Room

Illuminati's Super Fantastic Review HOWDY HOOTS, its your friendly neighborhood Spider here with The Clash Edition of his Super Fantastic Review. Before we get into things I wanna give big ups to everyone who got their stuff in for the show; servers have been a shit this week and I know people who had to make 5+ attempts to get something that was acceptable for submission, good job bs. Lets kick things off with... PAGE WAN INTRO VIDEO Absolutely awful Jay, you stink, just kidding, that was a great video and it got me really hyped for the show (you still stink though Jay) BOOBERT RP I always enjoy Boob's style when it comes to rping, he's one of those guys that can do in character and skirt out of character stuff, but he does it subtle like, unlike those animals Pugh and Parker. Hopefully this feud with Kass moves forward into CG cause I know these two can do a lot more. Minihoot vs Kasshoot Solid match, nothing really out of this world/anything that stands out in my memory but these guys do mesh well together, the match result was also, more or less what I expected as well, hopefully we get a rematch with some extra story. Prince Promo Prince is doing a solid job of being a heel, but he doesn't fathom how much I dislike the Lolslie character so its falling flat for me. This is something that comes with time, but like I said with Bobby, once you get a few years under your belt, you can use out of character stuff in your RPs to enhance them. Like I would have enjoyed Prince trying to play the heel with fans coming up to him thanking him for beating up the ALPHA HEEL to his confusion. Would have been a lot of fun I think, but as a first time feud this has been rock solid, so keep on keeping on Prince. PAGE TSU PRINCE PROMO TSU See Above! SKWAD PROMO For one night only, I will set aside my blind loyalty to The Purge, Skwad and Purge must put on a united front to job out these Rev Inc miscreants. I've been enjoying wizard Leon its something fresh. Dupree being Dupree, bullying everyone, why is he saying nonsense though? Why would Guy Fausto live in a can full of spiders? He was a dirty fat man, he should be living in a trash... oh. BRUH, as Jay says, "I love that I hate to love TKF." BRUUUUUUUUUUH. LOLSLIE vs PRINCE This match seems to be like its a victim of the shit servers. Also I TOLD YOU PRINCE! Lolslie is an awful awful person, and in the end he out heeled you b. BUBBA! Drago RPs are always a pleasure, especially when he gets to play with a theme thats up his alley. This seems to be one that is, and do I see potential decent in Rev Inc? Drago wouldn't hurt Sensation when he finds him... right? Madison Vid.1 If nothing else these videos were too long for my taste, especially because I think Spoken Word is garbage/too urban(see what I did there) I did enjoy the pay off which I'll discuss when we get to it. PAGE SUREE PURGE RP, Baker Edition Jayzus Baker, I know you didn't have a match tonight but we all had important matches to prepare for, Rev Inc ain't gunna kill itself [FORESHADOWING INTENSIFIES] but its no reason to get in your fi-fis cause we're all busy. DRAGOhoot vs H2LIGAH I had been preparing for/rping towards H2O vs Liger, but Bosshoot put out the call and we did a quick 360. Instant transmissioned from H2Os hometown back to Riot and put in the RP to set this up. I think both of us took it to Drago and we had a pretty entertaining match. For a second I forgot it was elimination match and was ready for the match to be done when Drago came barreling after me outside the ring. We had, my favorite spot of the match, him chasing me in and out of the ring. A few exchanges, and then the upset with the reversed, reversed rollup. There's a reason I'm the Greatest Worst of All Time, and thats my one upset for the season lol. ??? Rp BAH GOD WHO/WHAT IS THE CHAINED MAN?! Rip in pepperonis Corey and Joe. ;_;7 TKF vs Loki and Trance BRUUUUUUUUH, TKF is awful, in a good way. I do like how Loki and Trance look with the Vaudevillians entrance but other than that I don't get what they're about other than STRANGE BEDFELLOWS. This looks to be another victim of the servers as we get halfway. Loki had really been taking it to Flipp, which was pretty funny, knowing the backstage issues between them, I could feel the frustration radiating out of the screen. The story of the match was really, who could put out more damage Kik or Loki, and who could endure more damage Trance or Flipp. Up until the split it looked like TKF was firmly handling things. Its odd that the belts changed hands the way it did, but I do think its for the better since the Bubba's share of teams do seem to be on Xbone. PUGH RP I take back what I said before, this RP was fun and it touched upon the LHW title situation with the appropriate level of taste imo. There was beauty in the hamfisted nature of the RP, I had a laugh, BUT when you play this game you run the gambit of people who aren't familiar with backstage stuff not getting it, I think this did a good job of having something for those people, but then again I come from a place of knowing so idk. PAGE FO BILL DING RP With Leon being the In Character heel, and Denny being the "out of character heel"(ie people wanna see someone upset/beat him) Ding being added to the match was great, because you want to see the character of Ding and the player who controls Ding win. Showing shades of DUSTY DADDEH really helped get that across as well GO DING! B-17 v Cactus: GIMMICK FIGHT! I honestly came into this match expecting a pretty even match-up, but B-17 dominated. The big difference here, I don't think was skill, but experience. Bingo was able to force Cactus to play at his range, and his pace. He controlled the match and thats why he won. TRANCE RP I'm gunna quote Trance verbatim on this one. "Trance says nothing" See you on Turmoil nerds PAGE FAI Cactus RP Keep on keeping on brudda, you'll find your groove! WOMEN'S THREE-WAY (hehehehe) We managed to get this match done in one go, which was a miracle. This match, I think was perfect at telling a story. Bertha did Bertha slam slams, Sophia did her Sophia underdog stuff and Alex was just awful. I wish I could have brought the Ladies belt back to the Purge, BUT I'm glad I kept it out of Rev Inc hands, I managed to stop 2 of those Rev Inc monsters, my team just has to stop 2 more PURGE OVER EVERYTHING! CROSSBONES RP Sean may be the Father of the Savage era, but this hoot is Savage Prime, I haven't said it publicly yet, but its good to have the OG Cyberbully 2099 back. Don't be so down Crossbones, people lose their masks in matches all the time in matches, I'm sure it wasn't Crossbone's fault, maybe it was some form of karmic justice from another life. PAGE SEXU NATE RP CONCERN... I... I still believe you can win Mugen... its not like... well its Nate... and he's angry... it'll be fine, I'm sure... right? BUFFNESS vs BETTERNESS (couldn't even make up a better title) I was anticipating this match, but unfortunately Sean's ring rust really showed, and we got another split from the looks of it. In the end, the way this ended protects Sean while he gets back into form and another month of Buff vs Better isn't the worst thing that could happen. BUBBA RP.2 NO BUBBA AND DRAGO, YOU MUST EMBRACE THE DARKSIDE! EMBRACE THE HATE IT WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAH! LHW Title Match: Trashsuda Returns With the way things worked out, every light heavyweight was tied up in a feud or simply not ready for the spot. So I rose from the dead to save the day... with some ulterior motives. Ego Blackzul Attire was interdasting, I enjoyed making the Pink Trashsuda attire/entrance a lot. As always, I have some of my best matches with Pugh and there were some sick spots in the match, especially punching him out of that super kick. GREATBLACKOTAKU has Has Signed On GREATBLACKOTAKU is Playing WWE 2K17 GREATBLACKOTAKU is in Creation Suite Mission Accomplished, see you nerds at Lution. Madison.2 See Above TOP THREE MATCHES, HERE THAR BE SPOILERS! WATCH/READ FOR YOURSELVES BUSTAS AND REMEMBER, ILLUMINATI IS ALWAYS WATCHING

LEAVE THE MEMORlES ALONE

i remember workin the maritimes. Worked that ocwf up in ottawa hooooooot. Nuthin but rats with tits down to their ankles and marks trying to shoot you for fucking their ugly wives. I didn't wanna fuck your wife you hick son of a bitch but a man has needs on the road and this ain't no battlegate where you can just go queerin around. I remember that bert demonmanstein fucking tried stiffing us on our pay after working that ocwf show so i told that son of a bitch the number one rule of a hoot wrestling. Rule number one: Fuck you pay me that was my ocwf, someone get me a soma

Thats H A U S O F H O O T DAWT CAWM. hausofhoot.com get all your OCW merchandise today!

Ah shit b, you reminded me I have to renew my Professional Wrestling Liscence, the line at the Registry of Pro Wrestlers is gunna be awful.

Happy Christmas and Merry New Year bustas, I'll see you'll at Indy Live http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8zHPUxCcAAnJjh.jpg

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Buahahahahaha As long as there are new stars and rookies trying to get over, Nate will have runs. KEEP EM DOWN HOOT

I can't speak for others, but when Jookie was first being put into the situation where he could win the title, a lot of people objected and said "Oh Jookie is gunna flake he's done it before etc etc". Me and a few other people stuck our necks out we said, "No Jookie is good, he has a steady job now, he knows what his hours are gunna be, he says he's committed, he knows he can just let us know if something comes up, put him in" Then not even a week after he wins, gone, without even a whisper. So I can tell you first hand I'm feeling very negative about the situation, add to that the aforementioned naysayers saying "I told you so". It sucks and I can understand why some people are expressing their frustrations.

MOVE OVER NEW STARS Buahahahahahaha

He doesn't shout out out my amazing review of Riot, absolutely disgusting. If I'm going to put in the effort to write such meaningful replies I expect it to be discussed, at least the COMMUNITY acknowledged it.

Good Riot Guys ;^)

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We pan in on Governor Ryu Matsumoto and his suite walking into the lobby of Trump Tower in New York. Walking next to Ryu with a tablet is his Senior Advisor Rufus. Behind them are Ryu’s children, Rika and Hide, and the security detail is behind them. Rufus is busy going over talking points he’s made notes of on his Tablet. Hide is in his complete Matsuda gear while Rika is wearing a pink “NOT MY PRESIDENT” shirt. RUFUS: Alright Govenah, the most important thing about this interview is that you make it CLEAR you hate the Spanishes. RYU: I… I don’t think that's how it works… RUFUS: Trust me, I know a Racisist when I see one and that Drump is a racisist. RYU: … I don’t think his na… You know what, never mind. The retinue approaches the reception desk in the lobby of Trump Tower. Ryu stops at the desk and waits for the receptionist to say something. At first the receptionist ignores him, typing away at something at his computer. Ryu drums his fingers loudly in an attempt to get the receptionists attention. The receptionist merely clears his throat loudly, as if to chastise Ryu. In response Ryu clears his throat a few decibels louder. The receptionist looks up annoyed and responds dismissively. RECEPTIONIST: Can I help you sir? Ryu considers his next actions very carefully, he takes a deep breath and diplomatically responds. RYU: Yes, I’m the Governor of South Carolina, Ryu Matsumoto. I’m here for an interview with Mr. Trump. The receptionist looks Ryu up and down in disgust and then looks at his computer screen, clicking around in the schedule. RECEPTIONIST: It says here your appointment isn’t for another 3 days sir. Ryu looks down and massages the bridge of his nose in an attempt to keep his temper from flaring up. RYU: No sir, my invitation clearly said that my appointment was for today. RECEPTIONIST: Well my schedule here CLEARLY says that you are scheduled for next Tuesday. RYU: NO THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS. Rufus puts a hand on Ryu’s shoulder, Ryu immediately composes himself and replies calmly. RYU: Why don’t you just call up to Mr.Trump’s secretary, I’m sure she’ll be willing to clear this up. RECEPTIONIST: Why don’t you just step over there and give me a moment sir. Ryu and his entourage step to the side as the Receptionist begins fiddling with his phone. RUFUS: It’s awright Govnah I’m sure it’s a simple misunderstandin’ like a typo or something. RYU: A typo?! Do you know how stupid that sounds? That’s not how it works! He’s just blowing me off… he’s probably picked someone else, why would he pick a freshman governor as Secretary of State. RUFUS: STOP SAYING NONSENSE GOVNAH! Of course you’d be perfect for the job, and worse comes to worse we can take yer lil spiderlings to one of these fancy New York resturants. RUFUS: Speaking of the Spiderlings, why aren’t they with their mother? RYU: Oh she’s back on the road soon, she figured they’d be better off with me watching political stuff than watching the Hoots do whatever we do backstage. RUFUS: That’s pretty smart… why isn’t your wife the Governah? RYU: You aren’t helping Rufus… HIDE: DAAAAAAAAD! Ryu puts his face in his hands and sighs loudly RYU: Yes Hide… HIDE: I have a question about the Tower! RYU: Why don’t you ask the receptionist, in fact he’s calling us back over right now. The entourage moves back towards the desk, this time Hide rushes to the front of the pack and stands right next to Ryu. RYU: Did you guys figure out the problem? RECEPTIONIST: Yeah, it turns out you were right, your appointment was today, but there was a typo on the schedule. Rufus can be heard in the background yelling “I TOLD YOU” RYU: Excellent, I’m going to head up then? RECEPTIONIST: Yes, just you, but your … “crew” can wait here. RYU: Good good, and do you mind answering a question for my boy here? Ryu makes his way to the elevators, escorted by Trump Security, and proceeds to get on an elevator. Once Ryu is out of sight, Hide steps toward the desk and stands on his tiptoes so he can see over it. The receptionist replies insultingly. RECEPTIONIST: Can I help you? Hide just raises his hand and beacons that the Receptionist leans closer to hear what he has to say. As the receptionist leans forward Hide spits a Purple Mist causing the receptionist to fall back screaming for security. As Ryu ascends Trump Tower in a glass elevator he looks down to see the melee unfurling in the Lobby centered at the reception desk. Ryu buries his face in his hands and sighs loudly.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER There are those of you booked to matches on the 12 Year who are still not up to standard. ->POST YOUR RESPONSE TO ROSTER ROLL CALL HERE ->POST YOUR SPECIAL MOVES FOR APPROVAL HERE ->MAKE SURE YOUR CAW FOLLOWS THE OVR AS LAID OUT IN THE HANDBOOK, IS UPLOADED WITH PROPER TAGS, AND HAS BEEN CLEARED BY KASSIDY HAYES, PM HIM BEFORE 5 PM TODAY OR YOU WILL NOT BE CLEARED IN TIME FOR 12 YEAR. AS JAY HAS SAID IN THE DESK, IF YOU DO NOT MEET ANY OF THESE REQUIREMENTS YOUR MATCH WILL NOT BE USED ON 12 YEAR.

A tentative Hoot's Watch Matches has been scheduled, we expect rookies and vets to be on their best behavior. Side Note: I was under the impression people would not be booked if their backstage was not in order, roll call and finisher and signature specifically.

Manlets btfo