Illuminati

Tbh smh fam There no better way to alienate yourself then by calling 2 former champions a hall of famer and the general manager Yes Men and Co signers.

Enjoyed the show a lot, I like these new faces especially with the unorthodox gimmicks, keeping an eye (Get it?) out on that The Monster hoot. I had been looking forward to hearing from Trance about current events but we finally got an appearance from the ETERNAL Champ, also would have liked to see something from Rob Black as well after the promo he put up on the forums. Definitely a solid 7 show.

PART 3 Ryu once again awakens but this time he appears to be on the shore of a large lake. The sky is dark with black clouds, as he looks around he spots a figure standing at the edge of the water staring into the distance. Ryu makes his way towards the figure, as he arrives he sees a familiar face, RYU: God, I forgot how stupid you looked. The camera centers on the figure, who now turns his head, his face is covered in bandages. We see that its RADIANCE. RADIANCE: I do not look stupid, I look menacing and mysterious and I am here to guide you along the path to RADIANCE. RYU: Whatever you say there buddy. Listen I’m stuck here until I make peace with you or whatever. So lets have our heartwarming moment so I can get out of here. RADIANCE crouches down and dips his hands into the lake, cupping water into his hands. As he lifts his hands from the water we see that the water isn’t reflecting the darkness in the clouds but is itself black. RADIANCE: Ryu there is a darkness inside of you, one that is more powerful than any one of us alone. Me, Black Spider, Pink Spider… even you. RYU: Nothing is stronger than me, I am the Strongest Creature in OCW, I’ve toppled champions, broken streaks, smashed factions, and shattered hopes. RADIANCE: You did all these things, but not alone Ryu. You may have shut us all out, but there is one that you haven’t the one whose strength you draw upon. RYU: I don’t quite follow you. RADIANCE: Myself, Black and Pink Spider even you we are all parts of a whole, but he is the Other. He is a parasite, you could even call him a symbiote. He gives you strength, but at what cost? RADIANCE: Ryu, I don’t need you to understand me, but what I need for you is to trust me. RADIANCE drops the dark water back into the lake and motions towards it. RADIANCE: You must walk into the darkness and face him. I agree we… YOU are the Strongest Creature in OCW. Take our strength and face the other and break the ties that bind. Ryu stares inquisitively but merely nods, as he does so the rest of the clasps on his straight jacket release and he is free, Ryu walks forward into the water. With each step he descends deeper and deeper as everything around him becomes darker and darker.

PART 2 ?????: Ohayou Ryu! ?????: Mendokusai The picture fades in from black as Ryu comes to, the “happy room” has changed. The room appears to be split down the middle by a piece of white tape. Half of the room seems to be decorated in in fluorescent party decorations, while the other seems to be dark and strewn with tables, ladders, chairs, and kendo sticks. The one chair across from Ryu has now turned into two, one is occupied by the Pink Spider, and sitting next to him is the Black Spider. RYU: What the hell is going on and who the hell are you two. PINK SPIDER: Its me! You! RYU: … Pink Spider appears to be saddened by Ryu’s lack of reaction BLACK SPIDER: Dammit, just acknowledge his stupid line, he’s been practicing it on me for 2 years now. RYU: What the hell is going on here, is this some kind of joke? Are you guys impersonators or something, did Sensation put you up to this? PINK SPIDER: What part of “Its me! You!” don’t you understand? BLACK SPIDER: What we are trying to say, is that we are parts of your fragmented psyche and you need to “work us out” before you can get out of here. RYU: Thats stupid, that isn’t how this works. PINK SPIDER: After that cocktail Dr Tobbogan fed you, you’re in no position to dictate how things work. BLACK SPIDER: Please don’t call him that, it demeans our intelligence you do know an “MD of Psyche” doesn’t exist right? You can be a Ph.D in Psyche but an MD… RYU: SHUT UP! I WILL NOT SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO MYSELF ARGUE WITH MYSELF! The two Spiders comply and after an awkward silence the dialogue resumes BLACK SPIDER: I think its pretty clear that in order to move on from here you need to reconcile with each of us. RYU: Who died and made you the “MD of Psyche” PINK SPIDER: Yeah! Why do you always have to boss me around! Black Spider gives Pink Spider a sideways glance and sighs heavily BLACK SPIDER: Well its clearly the reason that you’re here. You’ve tried so hard to shut us all out in order to "elevate" yourself that you’ve become incomplete, a shell. I mean look at you, when was the last time you really hurt someone? RYU: I’d say about a few hours ago when I beat that Security Guards face in. BLACK SPIDER: No I mean REALLY hurt someone, like H-Edge them off of a ladder through a burning table hurt someone. RYU: … PINK SPIDER: YEAH! And when was the last time you had fun doing something like that? I remember when we used dance after doing a cool move or pull something flashy. RYU: I suppose that’s true, maybe I can loosen up a bit AND crack some skulls. As he finishes what he’s saying two of the clasps on his straight jacket magically release and he feels himself begin to fade again. Pink Spider begins waving obnoxiously. PINK SPIDER: YOU DID IT GOOD JOB! Black Spider merely nods his head as Ryu once again passes out.

PART 1 We pan into a white padded room. In the center of the room we see Ryu Matsumoto sitting cross-legged in the center in a straight jacket and white scrubs. We see that he’s meditating with his eyes closed. Just as the scene settles on Ryu we see the door to the padded room open. Two large men in blue scrubs step through the door. The two men take their positions to either side of the door and cross their arms. An extremely short and fat man wearing a white lab coat walks in. The name tag on the coat reads "Mantis Toboggan MD of Psyche". The "doctor" seems to be chewing on something, between bites he begins, DR TOBOGGAN: EH, listen up there kid you’ve been sent here by your boss for a psyche evaluation. RYU: ... DR TOBOGGAN: He says that since they had to downgrade the insurance policy they can no longer afford having you attacking staff backstage. DR TOBOGGAN: So I’m gunna fix whatevers wrong with you. Boys pick him up, we’re taking him to the happy room. The two men walk over to Ryu and hoist him up by the straps on his straight jacket and follow Dr Toboggan out of the padded room. The camera cuts to a barebones windowless room with a metal table and two metal chairs on either side. We see Ryu sat down one one side, and Dr Toboggan sat opposite him, his two large ‘nurses’ standing on either side of him. DR TOBOGGAN: Ryu this right here is a safe zone I’m going to need you to be honest and confront your inner demons. Ryu seems to be ignoring the doctor and looking around the room, he sighs loudly RYU: Lets cut to the chase, I want to get out of here and you want to get paid, so just tell me what to say so I can get back into an OCW ring. DR TOBOGGAN: You know what Ryu, you’ve convinced me. I don’t want to hold you up any longer than is necessary. I have plenty of patients I need to get to. RYU: I’m glad we see eye to eye on this, now before we get my release papers could I get a glass of water. DR TOBOGGAN: Of course! Stan get our man a glass of water will you! One of the large men exits the room and quickly returns with a glass of water with a crazy straw resting in the glass. He sets it down in front of Ryu who immediately drinks the glasses contents in a few gulps from the straw. Dr Toboggan is smiling from ear to ear rubbing his palms. Ryu seems to be off balance, swaying in his chair. RYU: Y-you bastard, what did you put in my drink DR TOBOGGAN: Drugs, lots and lots of hallucinogenic drugs. Now I’m going to let you stew in here for a few hours. I’m like 40% sure you’ll be fine when it passes. As Dr Toboggan gets up to leave Ryu begins RYU: You disgusting I'll fu… Before he can finish Ryu passes out and his head hits the metal table with a thud.

This all sounds vaguely familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it

Adapt deez nutz b In all seriousness awesome show pretty hyped for whats going on right now, and I think you guys will enjoy what I have in store for you all going forward, be sure to stay tuned and remember, Illuminati is Watching

The camera pans across a dark warehouse. The few lights that are working shine down on four parts of the warehouse; a ring where two men are trading punches and kicks; a mat where two men are wrestling and attempting to apply submissions; an area filled with weights and racks; and finally the camera rests on a banner hanging above the it all. The banner is black with a white silhouette of a wolf baring its teeth, three words sit below the wolf and they read: TEAM BAD WOLF. The cameraman makes his way towards the back of the warehouse. After passing the hustle and bustle of the training fighters he makes his way up a flight of stairs to an office that overlooks the entirety of the warehouse. We hear two distinct voices coming from the office, the cameraman listens in. ????: Oh my poor poor little spider. RYU you were so close, but oh so very far. RYU: Shut up ????: You wound me, you know I’m the only one who ever cared the only one who helped you. ????: Do you think I enjoyed watching you last year? You had OCW by the throat; you were a force and what did you do? RYU: I said shut up, I don’t need you ????: [manic laughter] The spider doth protest too much methinks. RYU: … ????: OCW is broken, ripe for the pickings you have all the tools my spider. Strength, speed, skill, mental fortitude you just lack one thing. ????: [manic laughter] ADAPT or DIE After a long pause the cameraman nudges open the door to reveal a dark office. We surprisingly see that Ryu is sitting alone, haunched over. He staring into a mask in his hands, and the mask is staring back with a lone eye.

Listen here hoot, back in my day we used to set Cameramen on fire, I think the new generation is SAWFT

From the desk of Gabe Seltzer, Rumors abound that a former OCW Wrestler who is no longer under contract is set to make an appearance at tonights Battlegate Tapings. Subscripe to a Wrestling Witness PRO account to find out who.

Ryu is sitting backstage in a folding metal chair. As the camera zooms in Ryu sits up revealing the "Team Bad Wolf" Logo on his black addidas sweat jacket. He seems like he's about to begin saying something and then bursts into laughter. He holds out a finger as he composes himself and begins. Ryu: Wait wait wait, hold on so you're telling me to kick off our big return they want to have a tournament to determine who the best of the best is? Ryu's joking smile turns into what can only be described as a malicious scowl Ryu: You see the fact of the matter is that before we went off the air every other contender in this tournament has laid broken at my feet... Ryu:or was hiding underneath a rock while I dominated here. Ryu: The fact of the matter is I was the one who stood in the face of the Etetnal and SHATTERED it. Ryu: The fact of the matter is that the last time we held one of these tournaments the winner tried to step up to me and I put him in his place. Ryu: The FACT of the matter is I'm the Strongest Creature in OCW... and this tournament is a formality.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-l_SawPgDELA/UWv2l9tnYlI/AAAAAAAAJYU/l1cgw660N9M/s640/i-see-what-you-did-there-rage-face-meme.png Must have tuned in during that Pugh match, not much wrestling just Pugh laying back and taking it

Diggin the one page format, I have some thoughts too that I'll post when I'm home/we hit page 2

HE FELL ON HAAAHD TIEMS DADDEH "American Dream" Luke when?

Then why didn't you. I've literally sat here every week watching you put up minimal to no content every week then bitch and moan that no one else is putting up content. Then this week you have the gall to say "HURRR I WOULDA DONE CONTENT IF SOMEONE TOLD ME" BUSTER NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO TELL YOU. I mean I didn't even know about your Summercide match until I saw it on the card how are you gunna even try to justify that. You know its shit like this that makes me come close to actually agreeing with Pugh.

I'm taking credit for everything that went right on the show and letting it be known that anything that went wrong is Pugh's fault

Welcome to Online Shane-pionship Wrestling

Did you not see the surprise return in the Bombshell match?!

You're the champ/top guy atm, no one is allowed to give you any credit. Don't you know how OCW works? P.S. U Suck :-p

The OCW logo fades into a small interview room. One small couch a large, out of place velvet armchair, and a small coffee table are set up in front of The OCW.com backdrop. Trisha Waldrop is seated in the couch with a stack of cards in one hand, Illuminati is sat in the other, in his ring attire, a velvet robe matching the chair, and a fez holding a cup of tea and saucer. TRISHA WALDROP: Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to an OCW.com exclusive interview with OCW's own Illuminati. Welcome Illuminati. Illuminati sets his cup of tea down gently and sits back in the large armchair. ILLUMINATI: Thank you for that introduction Trisha. I'm not only pleased to be back in OCW but I'm quite [illuminati take an uncomfortably long pause] excited to be here at this interview. Trisha shifts uncomfortably in her chair TRISHA: Well Illuminati, we all recall your interview with my colleague Stacy Clark, earlier this week, during which you mentioned "Illuminati's Plan". [Trisha pauses nervously] Now I know you were... uncomfortable with revealing that to Stacy, but do you have any hints for us going forward. ILLUMINATI: [chuckling] Well, well, well Trisha that, now that is a very funny question; and I know that this may be a [makes air quotes] a faux pas [audibly laughs] but I'm going to answer with a question of my own. Is that alright with you Trishy-poo? Trisha is now visibly uncomfortable but she nods TRISHA: [nervously] Thats completely fine, whatever makes you happy. ILLUMINATI: Oh, I ALWAYS do what makes me happy, Trishy-poo, and I'm glad you agree. Anyhow, my question is who can you really trust in OCW? TRISHA: What do you mean? ILLUMINATI: Let me elaborate, [stifles a laugh] I may have many faces, Illuminati, Spider, Black Spider, Pink Spider, and Ryu Matsumoto, but I am always an advocate freedom and I have always been the fans greatest ally. TRISHA: Not many people on the roster would see it that way, throughout your career you've always been what some might call an agent of chaos, bringing insanity and chaos with you wherever you go. ILLUMINATI: [laughs maniacally] Exactly, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. [illuminati stands up and begins, almost proudly] What is chaos, if not freedom in its most pure form. TRISHA: So is that Illuminati's Plan? To plunge OCW into chaos? What does that have to do with Dupree and Matsuda. Illuminati jumps up onto the coffee table, his fez flying off, he leans over so that he is face to face with Trisha, after letting out a manic laugh he continues. ILLUMINATI: You couldn't even begin to understand Illuminati's Plan Trisha, and what you all fail to understand, is that Matsuda and Dupree are FOREVER bound to me. They are your heroes, your idols GREATNESS and OVERNESS. As Trisha leans back in her chair it tips over. In an instant Illuminati is face to face with the camera, the only thing visible to the viewer is the smile on his mask. ILLUMINATI: But after Lution you'll all see that theres no such thing as Overness, theres no such thing as Greatness. All that exists in this world is MADNESS The screen cuts to static and all that can be heard is Illuminati laughing as the feed suddenly cuts.

OCW Illuminati has returned and with him returns ILLUMINATI’S TEA, CRUMPETS, AND RIOT REVIEW Hello OCW its been a while and not only am I back but so is my brilliant show analysis. “But Illuminati how can you effectively review this Riot when you have only just recently returned?” You may foolishly ask yourselves; to which I will reply, silly OCW ILLUMINATI IS ALWAYS WATCHING! Before we begin I will inform you that tonight’s tea is Early Grey with a drop of honey, my personal favorite and perfect for this night time review of RIOT. CODE STORM and The Peanut Gallery Opening Segment Code has always been one of the guys on the roster I thought had the best chance to be a top guy, but had the worst luck/least opportunity to show off his skills. When this angle started with the introduction of The Blacklist, Johnny D and Wheeler, I was a little iffy, sharing the opinions voiced by the illustrious cast of The Desk. However, as the angle with Tobane started to develop and Code and Blacklist started taking more risks with their content I was on board; and this promo right here is a perfect example of why. Code is trying to be OCW’s Alpha Scumbag and my mantra with characters has always been PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT. If you’re gunna be crazy don’t go 6 or 8 out of 10 but push it to 30. Code did just that, when he wanted to me to see him as dickbag sohe burst into Tobane’s lockeroom with Wheeler and D. in blackface behind him to taunt Tobane AND alienate his former best friend BUFFNESS. Justin Raze Promo NUMBAH WAN While content is always appreciated I feel like this promo, as with many of Raze’s doesn’t have anything behind it. Much like wrestling everything you do should have a purpose, especially in this stage of your OCW career, whether it be adding depth to your character, introducing a new aspect to your character, or even highlighting an aspect of your character. This promo merely reinforces the fact that General Raze exists, and he has a match at Lution 9. Madeline Osiris vs Minami Solid match as has come to be the norm for the Bombshells, the theatrics at the end were wonderful really pilling onto the growing insanity that has become the OMG Wars. I was hoping for Green Man to win… but what’s this A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS WHO COULD IT BE?! (It was me) Nati Return Promo Did you really think I was gunna review my own RP? That would be weird huh. MOVING ON IN YO CRIB, DRAGO Part 1 I think this set of promo’s is a perfect example of taking an aspect of your character and pushing it to 30. While Drago started off as a seemingly 2D Whacky Hunter Character his pushing of the envelope has allowed him to add more depth to his character. The perfect example here is the reveal that Drago is an inventor, while this reinforces Drago’s zaniness it adds a new Macgyver-esque dimension to his character that he can now add to his character moving forward that creates a logical progression. K.D. Littering on the Roof KD looks to trying to shake up his character, literally throwing away what he is now and trying to accept DJESUS back into his life. Interested to see where this goes because KD has always been one of my favorite characters in OCW. DAS RAYCIS vs DA GENERAL I like Raze’s look, it reminds me of Gunner from TNA which I believe is the type of character he’s going for which is always good. Everything looks pretty perfect and I enjoy YS’s move set with all the taunts, reminds me of Djesus. On the subject of taunting, I would have liked to see Raze taunt a little more, it really makes the match feel a little more fluid but thats just personal preference. Otherwise this was a spot on match. Jacob Trance Taunting the General This is a solid promo by Trance that helped to further the feud between himself and Raze. While it is a very good promo my only issue is that the “action” section seemed a bit to wordy. However my big issue is that this promo feels like it belongs in the middle of the feud and not on the lead up to Lution, the expected blow off, however, I do acknowledge that this feud could extend past Lution, in which case I’m excited to see how it continues, but a solid showing. Jack Marrow vs DAT GUY I like Jookie’s new attire, and I’m glad to see the dreads back, I know I have the old one’s hanging around somewhere. The match was really good, my only “complaint” is that I think Jookie needs an update on his theme, even just a remix or a cover of his current one would be enough, but once again thats just my personal preference. IN YO CRIB, DRAGO Part 2: Electric Bugaloo More of the same from part 1 except we get a reveal on Drago’s military background. This not only explains his skill as a crazy hunter, but adds a new dimension to his character that he can explore down the line, pretty slick stuff. NATI Interview Still not reviewing my own stuff :p Raze Promo Part 2: Electric Bugaloo Coming after the Trance promo this was pretty jarring as it came across as more of a comedy bit than a fired up Raze trying to figure out a solution. I feel like Raze had the perfect opportunity to solidify himself as a super face here standing alone against the EVIL THAT IS JACOB TRANCE but instead calls “someone” on the phone for help resulting in a weird back and forth in which Raze is comedically left hanging. Granted maybe I’m not seeing the bigger picture but I feel like this was a missed opportunity. Jobby and Rooks Rike DAS RAYCIS promo I’m loving that Jobby has finally embraced his inner scumbag, I can see Jobby “The Scumbag” Minio being pretty solid as a character if he keeps up this pace. Not only that but I’m sure Winnie the Pugh and Mugen are forcing Jobby to keep on improving so that he can keep up and hopefully make a run at surpassing them. Jobby vs Cobra I like both these guys looks, Cobra looks like one of those nifty indy guys trying to prove himself and Jobby looks like he’s embraced his inner scumbag. This match was solid, reversals were even, and back and forth was great, also liked the liberal usage of submissions. IN YO CRIB, DRAGO Part FINAL This was a nice goofy finish to a goofy segment highlighting in the end Drago is a good guy, I loved this In Yo Crib and thought Drago took full advantage of it to further develop his character. BOMBSHELL Shenanigans This was a nice bit that really highlighted how much Anna Mosity and Lindsay are polar opposites. The Bombshell’s have really grown from the just for fun “division” that we started last year and its really cool to see that they’re featured so prominently now. AWWW SNAP DRAGO vs COBRA AT LUTION For an on the fly match this little blurb did a perfect job of setting up the match on short notice. Hopefully this kicks off a fun and crazy feud. BUFFNESS vs The Son of Gimmick Infringement CODE Storm I’m a big fan of both of these guys, and I was really excited to see the two of them duke it out in the Main Event. Solid Match, and Tobane being ringside really added to the match with the finish really getting me hyped for the two of them going at it at Lution. Poo and Leon promo At the risk of repeating myself I’m a huge fan of both of these guys and seeing them begrudgingly work together has been a lot of fun. However, be wary of OUR HERO, I’m excited to see what he has up his sleeve. I mean last time he had a surprise like this he made me, the sick twisted Illuminati, Co-GM of Riot. Whatever it is it should be amazing. Closing Segment TOBANE PLS Illuminati’s Final Thoughts -Why is everyone going for the announce table spots right off the bat? Gimme a little foreplay, build up to it. -FPR has been overall very very good -I would have liked to see a little more build from both the New School Rush and FI Matches -That Illuminati guy might have stolen the show, just saying’ Overall ***3/4* Riot HYPED FOR LUTION!

The irony of this post is just amazing, also thanks to PAGE 2 I can stop being Incog-nati

Staff would forever hate me, I'd be submitting attires every other week for changes :p

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