Michael Morrison

Wow (don't get excited Jay, I wasn't talking about that WoW), Look at Stevens in the Main Event with the likes of Fausto, Kage and Nate. Pressure... building... anxiety... overflowing. Should be interesting match for him. Curious as to what the announcement will be. We already have some sort of draft 2.0 coming up on Asylum, so this is just gonna add to the worry. Justin Time comes back to OCW and faces off against the former N.A. Champion, Leonheart. Could be a very important match for Time. One which could re-jumpstart his career here.

Yeah... I'll go with Jaysin's excuse, "Damn multiple windows."

Yeah, Casey wants to know when she can put $10,000 on Mad Mike walkin out as T.V. Champ. Let the era of MAD T.V. begin.

Man... talk about a double-take moment. None the less, thanks Jay for your attempts of consoling the Method Man... but please don't ever do it again, as it makes me feel all icky and uncomfortable.

Guy is an ass.

Man, I was expecting better numbers, just from going off the amount of views that I saw. Perhaps, as someone mentioned, the release of Madden 08 had something to do with it. I hope that's why, because I don't like the trend I'm seeing. This has to be particularly disheartening for all those that have been submitting RP's last week. Especially since they put so much effort into them. I for one won't let it get me down. Just brace yourselves for what Morrison has in store for week 4... and for the love of God, Steve... stop playing Madden all damn day. I see you on my friends list, don't deny it.

Just a reminder, that when you type in colored text, it signifies that you're talking in character. Not sure if you meant to say all that in character, but it doesn't suit a guy that would punch a bum in the stomach. As for your character: Based on the RP, I'd say you are an assertive type that likes to take charge and also takes his frustrations out on others. Not exactly the most original gimmick so far, but there's still plenty of time to see where it goes.

Zing! Anyways, one of the things that makes this card so great is that most, if not all, the matches have had some good build up. Tension is high and multiple egos are on the line. If Karim were to show up, the arena would explode due to the amount of high ego pressure being packed into on location, is what I'm sayin'. Good stuff.

Leon reads the "Heel Handbook" and takes a page out of Chapter 2: No Limits on Midgets. Unfortunately, DJ has his own copy of the "Extreeeeme Face Handbook" which has an interesting counter to the Chapter 2. P. Stevens takes on Darth Thanatos... who finally has his own entrance music. Good for Thanatos. I was shocked to see Thanatos attempting to paint Steven's chest white about 2 minutes into the match. That was just uncalled for, Than. Although Stevens seem to beat Thanatos to most of the grapples, Thanatos' ability to counter the secondary grapples has been keeping him in the game so far. Both men go red in the chest, so they go to work on the head with Stevens coming on top (hehe... see what I did there?) Stevens hits his finisher on Than and goes for the pin, but breaks the pin of his own will, right before the three count. Perhaps Than questioned the finisher right after the spinaround grapple from behind, I can't say. I'm actually not sure if that's against FPR, but we'll have to ask the judges on it. Stevens does his best to recover from the lost Finisher and is doing fairly well, but just can't get the second Fin in time. Thanatos gets his head red and the cycle is complete. He goes to hit the Chokeslam, but Stevens says, "Nay, big red kabuki man... not this time." as he kicks Than in the gut before he can lift Stevens to the air and send him crashing down. With the Fin counter and Underhook Powerbomb right after, Stevens gets his second fin and the match is in a dead heat. For a while it looks like Stevens might get the better of his opponent, but Thanatos manages to hit the Chokeslam, planting Stevens in the center of the ring and picking up the Dub... or Deuce, as Tazz calls it. Leonheart takes his frustrations out on furniture, over the fact that now DJ Chino has the privilege of choosing the Match-Type at Summercide. Rachel seems worried about the draft coming up, but Leon vows that nothing can separate them... how sweet. Just then, Leon gets a phone call from Chino, who almost reveals what kind of match he will choose, but leaves Leon hangin. One thing is for sure... it's going to be Extreeeeeeme! Infamous goes Hostel by tying Mania to a chair, complete with single dim light. Bold explains why this is happening to Mania, pointing out Mania's recent shortcomings. Perhaps this is a version of tough love, but I have a feeling that Mania doesn't want any kind of love. Bold wishes to show Mania how things are done in Infamous by taking out Matt "Motherfuckin" Wilson, but will he have to take out Mania down the road as well, because I don't think they can keep him in that chair forever. I'll have to finish later... Indy Style is about to start. See ya!

Man, I've never seen so many beautiful women in one place. I also never saw it coming when Jaysin did what he did. Definitely the move of the night. Probably the greatest Animosity ever aired... nay, the greatest show ever aired, period. You gotta check it out, because if you miss it, you'll regret it for the rest of your miserable little life. People will be like, "Dude, do you remember how awesome that Animosity was?" And you'll be all, "Nah, I was playing Madden or something that day." Then all your friends will laugh and point at you for missing out.

Depends, you either climb to the top and use the analog sticks (left for left arm/ right for right arm) to reach up. You then have to move the damn stick around until the controller shakes. The stronger it shakes, the faster it drains you... kind of like bangin a fat chick, if you will. There is also the method of doing a Benji, in which case, you need two ladders. One ladder stationed vertically below the belt, with the second ladder stacked against it in a 45 degree angle. You position yourself at the edge of the angled ladder and hit the run button, which sends you running up the ladder like a ramp. If you move the analog stick up at just the right moment, you will grab a'hold of the belt. If you don't, then you simply wave your arms around and wonder why you thought this was a good idea.... also like bangin a fat chick, if you will.

Maybe that's why people started pimp slappin' bitches for constantly being wrong instead of correcting them... http://www.uwm.edu/People/jmdewees/slap.bmp Make sense, woman!!!!

For the love of baby Jebus, is there nothing you won't do to take the spotlight off your opponent, Steve? I mean, really. Also, I still think you should keep the headband. I was really impressed with the show and the character development that seems to be happening in such a short amount of time. I feel like I'm really getting attached to all these cooky characters... if that makes any sense. Also, what the hell is up with the, "Do me, Yo-Yo master. I want you to do me because you're the yo-yo master..." thing at the top of Page 4? And why does everyone automatically assume I'm the one that attacks people when someone ends up missing or hurt? I resent that... you assuming asses. Both main events were very intense, but I'm gonna have to go with Seth vs. Malu. I love it when former champions face current champions. You know it's just gonna be good stuff. The Chino/Gaines match had allot of good spots, but with about half an hour of match, they had plenty of opportunity to be greasy lil spot monkeys. Favorite spots appeared to happen on accident, like when Gaines goes for a running grapple, only for Chino to do a vertical dropkick, causing Gaines to miss the grapple and fly under Chino... pretty funny. There was a nice ring-dive that Chino pulled as Gaines was climbing the ladder on the outside. Chino leaps over the second ladder, which is positioned between the turnbuckles and nails Gaines as he climbs the outside ladder. Nice. For some reason, however, it didn't seem like Gaines was even really trying to get the belt. I saw Chino going after it plenty of times, but Gaines was more content with climbing the ladder, simply to punch Chino repeatedly.

I'll take some wild guesses. Fausto is facing Split Ends, Nate is facing Low Self Esteem and AJ is facing the modern Black Man.

Ooooh, Joy! I finally get to wear my Boxing Jesus t-shirt and matching boxing gloves. They came with a coupon that lets you trade any bottle of water for a bottle of wine. Thank you, boxing Jesus.

Shazam! Wait... I have to call my cable company for this one.

Wait... is that the match that I hit you with my finisher and got the pin, but you kicked out before the ref even made a one count, simply because you were lucky enough to have a blinking finisher? I just wanted to make sure we're talking about the same match :P

Read your RP, Air... or should I call you... Frank Castle. Ha... didn't think I'd catch it, did ya? Behold my vast useless movie knowledge. Deano, I like your style, brah. It's good to know that Mad Mike isn't the only one that was wronged by the CCW refs and their apparent lack of wrestling knowledge, or lack of good eyesight. I too was pinned illegally by Chris Ryder, so I'm not surprised that they totally didn't see your shoulder was up. None the less, Steve is part of ToP, so I'd just like to add... HaHa. Also, kudos on the tons of fun. If you like to ride the waves, don't go to California, Hawaii of Australia... Phoenix, Arizona has the best waves, apparently. As for his opponent tonight, I have to say this about Malu. Whether he wins or loses, it always seems like people are not just trying to get the win, but that their simply trying to survive the match. The guy is a fucking pitbull when it comes to aggression. As soon as he's on his feet, he just comes right at ya and keeps coming, pressing the action. If you're not good at quick thinking or pressure situations, you probably won't bold well against Malu. Environmentalists, UNITE! That's right, Trips and Air just might bring the old tree hugging, turtle loving duo back. With Air running low on people he can trust and Trips looking to go after gold in the future, it makes sense. Trips is making sure to cover all his bases as he now has potential to go after the T.V. Title, the CCW Title or Tag Team Titles. The guy sure is thorough. Morrison attempts to sway women of business with his Rican Freakin', while attempting to get out of the Tag Match with Chris Ryder, but falls a bit short... on both ends. Richards is a dick, what can I say. Speaking of dicks... Apparently, Double A was involved in a motorcycle accident that injured three or more people... probably nuns. Authorities suspect that Double A might have been under the influence. I would have been more shocked if they said he was sober. OCW/CCW will be following the investigation and if the accusations prove true, Double A will be punished to the fullest... extinct? I'm sure that means that Double A's existence will be erased from OCW/CCW all together. In fact, don't be surprised if you check back on this thread and fine his named replaced with ****** **. Funniest part about the RP was when Double A clarifies that yes indeed, he knows what atrocious means, because as soon as I read that, the first thing that popped into my head was, "Huh... didn't know he knew what that meant." Good stuff. And in related knews, Freddie loves the teabag. The Steve is a little high strung tonight... who am I kidding, no one has allergies that bad and even Speedy Gonzalez couldn't keep up with him at this point. Also, The Steve still hasn't fallen under peer pressure, as he still has his old Theme Song. Please be sure to send him a few PM's, going into detail about how you like the Mad Mix entrance better :P Heaton vs. The Steve... TiT vs. Tweak... Rainbow vs. Seeing Rainbows. All I got to say is that The Steve was definitely on point. It's like time was slowed down and he could see everything before it happened. The match itself was fun to watch as it's one of those calculated matches. The love child of Michael Heaton and Guy Fausto, Matt Spears, gets blown away by a strong gust of Air. BosAir takes Bubble's advice and takes it to the enemy, before the enemy has a chance to strike. Are his actions justified, or is this just another case of sudden winds? Unfortunately, Matt Spears has a match coming up soon, so he's gonna have to man up and fight through the pain when he faces Mugen. Which reminds me, is it alright if I call you Ninja Guyton? Eddie Allen... alright, I'll go ahead and admit it... I "marked" for the RP. You're starting to grow on me... like a tumor, or something. Ninja Guyton vs. Mugen Hadoken. I still can't believe that no one got a pin within that 15 minutes... there was even a chair in the ring for the most part. Mugen manages to avoid Spears' finisher at the end there, but Spears takes no chances and takes a breather on the outside for a sec as the clock runs down, not allowing Mugen to capitalize on the situation. Clever Ninja... but not clever enough to avoid a second attack from behind, after the match. Just not his night, I suppose. Morrison attempts to bond with Ryder and gay jokes ensue. People get cock-blocked, Spanish with no subtitles, handcuffs, hot business women, ass spanking, finger sniffing and much more. Brought to you by the minds of Chris Ryder and MMM. MAIN EVENT. Versus ends up missing, but Gabe suspects foul play. Although it seems that some already suspect Mad Mike, due to his last words before the match, Seth has much to gain by taking out Versus before the match. Hell, at this point, it might not have been either one of us... you judging bastards. Maybe Ryder had something to do with it... he wears leopard tights for God's sake. I'm not sure what that means, but all I'm saying is don't go all CSI on me. There are numerous possible scenario's as to what happened to Versus. As for the match itself, although I appreciate the comments from Stevens, I believe I was the first to go DR :P Also, I don't know if Seth noticed this, but having faced Ryder several times already, it was obvious that he wasn't at his best. It was fairly late where he lives when we did the match, but he hung in there. Not trying to make excuses for him or anything, I just know how it is to do matches really late or right when you get up... it sucks. As for Seth, he was so fuckin close to winning the match. If Ryder hadn't reversed his finisher when he did, it would have been all over, because I was still laid out with no signs of getting up anytime soon. None the less, although I was really looking forward to the Tag Match, sometimes things get screwed up and you go with the flow, so to speak. I just want to send out an apology to someone, and leave it at that.

I'm sorry, Stevens, but the video editing reminded me of the youtube clips someone posted of that XBOX WWE game with all the glitches. I loved the ending though, where the ref counts to 1 and then BAM... pinfall. :P All American Mayhem, ay? All I got to say about that is RWO, baby. Taxes but no voting... it's like being married all over again.

It's time to play "ReArrange the Words". You know how to play, so let's get to it.

Main Event has the possibility of seeing Casey and Hazel rip each other's close off, so that's a no brainer right there. Majin's matches are always good times as well, but I have a feeling he won't hesitate to lay a boot to Hazel just because. Considering her luck with men lately, she can't be mentally ready for this match. Matt Wilson vs. Adrian Bold: I wanna see some powerbombs and clotheslines from hell. Two heavy hitters meet in the ring, but who will hit a homerun and send his opponent flying to the rafters?

Madness consumes Asylum and Turmoil as we enter the Danger Zone. Interesting turn of events, there. Glad to see Asylum doing well, as it's where it all started for me. Also glad that they made it a cross-brand deal, so we get a chance to face off people we normally wouldn't. The speculation about Turmoil's ratings are probably accurate, but it was in fact a match between Carlos Cruz and myself... unless you were talking about how Chris Ryder used an illegal pin on me during the Title Match on Asylum. RIOT is still strong and remains the flagship show, with consistent high ratings. I'm curious to see what the bottom two shows this week will do in order to get back in the race.

Remember kids... Evolution is the Solution.

Q: How do you plan on beating Seth? VS: By winning the match. "Dude, I just pwned somebody on the internet... twice." That part of the show had me close to tears, but Madness does not cry... not even on the inside, like those fake badasses. You heard me, HHH... I'm gonna bitch slap ya, yeah... and take your weemenz. Speaking of weemenz, bring on Mayhemia. I still think you should have ended the rant with 100 thank you's, in true Jaysin Sensation fashion.

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about that. How the hell do you manage to record your voice over the XBL mic during every match? I'm just sitting there, watching the match and then Chino gets countered and I hear a faint "What!" in the background. Or he'll hit a spot and I'll hear little giggles of joy.