Michael Morrison

Guy is simply lucky I couldn't figure out how to make him pour out some D Positive. I figured it be easy in a cage match, but nooooo. I think he covered himself in vaseline or something and I call shenanigans. I told the bastard that he'd never make me tap to any of his submission holds, so the fucker uses my own move against me... http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4601/afunnypicxdbyhardyrockeem9.jpg

-_- why not just call it the Triple Tyler, or MMMyler... or T.. T.. Tyler Uppercut.

As will all your fans. I'm gonna kill you.

Dimebag Drop his ass, Versus. Do it... do it.

I applaud the way he/she made the text seem like it was painted on the actual ground. It's a little hard to notice little touches like that sometimes, but Mad Mike sees all.

I simply want to know if they will police auction his "water pipes"? I wish I could have seen The Steve at the arraignment. Judge: Bail will be set at $1000. The Steve: The Steve would like to post bail... as soon as you let The Steve sell the weed you confiscated, The Steve should have the money in one hour. Judge: Sir... we can't allow you to possess, let alone sell an illegal substance in order to post bail. The Steve: The Steve would like to use on of his lifelines to phone a friend. Judge: Lifelines? This isn't "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The Steve: You could have fooled The Steve, who else would have $1000 on them? Maybe Jaysin should start opening donations again for "Bail Money". I know The Steve probably won't be the last of us to get arrested.

So... do I send him a cake with a file in it... or a chastity belt? I can only send one.

Dude... I think your sister logged in as you earlier. See ^ Cus the real you would never use such words. While I'm picking on fellow ToP members, this is an inside joke for Guy. After all that work, one name change gets me the best quote of the night. Count it!

Why the fuck is the Mad One (aka: the greatest wrestling superstar to ever grace the cyber arena) at the bottom of this list? I am outraged and you can expect to have my huge ego slapped across your face like you just got payed $20 to be in a bad college porno. Man... having an ego is kind of fun. But the secret to my "non-egoness" is that whether I win or lose a match... getting laid always seems to chipper me up. Hell, if anything, losing a match and acting somewhat sad seems to better my chances of this. Sympathy lay FTW.

*stares at the "Devil's Night" banner he was working on... stares at the calender to ensure it's October... stares back at "Devil's Night" banner... looks at "The Clash" card... * Son of a god damn cunt punting bitch... and why the hell does Jaysin have David Duhcumonme in his avatar? Didn't Mad Mike hit that emotionless bastard with the Vicious Cycle a while back? Now he's got a new show on Showtime because the Mad One made his candy ass famous? BTW... Devil's Night is still happenin... right?

Ooooo, maybe Jaysin will go Vince on us and put all the vets on one brand, the newer guys on another and see what happens. I actually think it would be kind of interesting. This way, all the inner circle can continue running OCW and the drug cartels like they always have and the newer guys can escape their iron fists... or thumbs, I should say. Everyone wins, no more flame wars and we can all go back to playing Halo 3... I mean... SvR... *cough*

Facial hair continuity? Someone's back on the juice, apparently. As soon as you start hitting women WWE is gonna try signing you and make you a champion.

Ouch... 45 views? We really gotta start rescheduling shows during big game debuts. I haven't seen numbers this low since the day we tested the computer knowledge of blondes in order to corner the teeny bopper market. Figured out we just had to add "bling" and pink to laptops and thats all that mattered. If we gave away free lower back tattoos and stickers that say, "That's queen bitch to you!" they pretty much sold themselves. Hell, half of the laptops didn't even have a processor, but they loved it. Go fig.

I always wanted to be in a match hyped with "Why the fuck not?" Not only that, but it's in a match I have yet to lose and also created... I want to wish Tryo the best of luck. Either way, the audience is gonna get more wood than they can handle O_o

Finally got to see Guy's t-shirt... I'd buy it. Anywho, I also finally got to see the match from an observer's perspective, and I gotta say it came out pretty good. Considering how Steve and I were up against two former World Champions, I think we did pretty damn well. Who knows, maybe Mike and Steve will go after tag team gold once again. Guy, you finally got me to tap out to one of your A Submissions, but it will probably be the last time it ever happens, so cherish that moment.

That's the thing with ToP, you have guys like me, Guy, Steve and Majin... who all just like to fuck with people's heads, so you can never really tell where anything is going. Nothing is ever what it seems... and Guy is a dork.

What a sweet lookin banner. Anyways, although some might not see the card to be as good as last years, it still has the potential to be a damn fine PPV. Although some of the matches my not have allot of heat behind them, the caliber of the wrestlers involved should make the matches, themselves, fun to watch. Good thing about PPV's is that even if there was no build up for a match, usually a title shot or belt involved, so there's always something on the line. Also, there's the return of Mystery Man, which I want to see. Considering the list of names that people through out and the rage it brought on (for certain possible suspects) it should be interesting. Either way, much like Summercide, it's bound to be better than anything WWE crapped out this month.

Yeah, what Nick Rage said... Kage, I mean.

I don't mean to open sealed wounds, but damn the first match was like watching a fat woman sit on a loaf of bread, son. If anything, it makes me want to take a crack at this Deano fellow. You survived the Terror... can you survive the Madness? Also, did anyone else notice how Deano managed to make OV's arm disappear after countering the Torture Rack? OV looked like Double A for a sec. I was also impressed with Carlos Cruz in his match with Otomo, but damn if you guys didn't drag that match out. People say that one of my weak points is the inability to end the match, but you even put me to shame. Don't get me wrong, I sometimes enjoy dragging out a dark match, especially if it's a good match, but try to keep it under 20 minutes if possible. After reading Bauer's RP, I now understand why Irving thought it was "Pick on Irving" day. Having said that, I'm sorry about the frat boy joke... fratty. Heaton got caught lookin while messin with his hair... why did I not see that coming? You managed to get out of of the choke hold, but end up losing to a school boy pin... an illegal school boy to boot. You perv. Favorite part had to be the turnbuckle battle you two had. Stop fighting each other so much in DM's because eventually it's gonna be 3 hours of reversals. Congrats to Trips for defeating the Method Man. Last time I try to lift you back up after a glitch grapple... turd. None the less, the match came out splendidly, full of back and forth action. I understand that fear lead you to hit your finisher, mere seconds after I turned DR, but it was the smart thing to do with a shot at the T.V. Title on the line. Leave nothing to chance, Trips... you just might take the belt from Ryder with that focus. Good luck, sir. Speaking of Ryder... I see you met Gerty. She's a pistol, ain't she? Freakin Bible Thumpers make me sick. I still can't believe you won that cell match. Oh the shame of being defeated by a leapord print, speedo wearing, German Jehovah's witness.

I'm still waiting for RD's response on why he was dressed like Lucky Day on Turmoil.

Haven't finished watching the show, but I did check out the main event. RD... how the hell do you go from being the best dressed superstar in OCW... to dawning the bottom half of the Three Amigo's attire? http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/The-Three-Amigos-Photograph-C10101975.jpeg I'd say something about Van Wilder's cargo shorts and K-Swiss attire, but there might be something in the RP's that explains that little getup. http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/8566/cargohool1.png Don't be preppy frat boy #2 in random college movie... you're above that, Irving.

It's had it's ups and downs, with more downs than ups, but I've been thinking of a way to help the tag team division. I might shoot the idea to Jaysin and staff once I think it out more.

It's his inner bitch, which I'll be knocking back to Bitchville, soon enough. She can say hello to his testicles and manhood, as they all moved out at the same time. Booya!

Fuck that... if that's the case, women should be forced to give up the tang a minimum amount of times during a relationship by law, because damnit if most men ain't a slave to the sideways taco. I wanna see a Taco Bell sticker on a chicks ass that says "Good to go", is what I'm sayin.

Jaysin's down with the Hustle and Flow, apparently. None the less, Leon keeps his pimphand strong, which is good... because he's gonna need that hand for all those cold, lonely nights. AJ is a businessman, however, so I'm sure he's getting what he payed for and then some. He didn't become an international millionaire by making bad investments, people.