Michael Morrison

For all we know, he might have signed a deal with Team Xerox. Could it be that RD Money was a rat this whole time. Feeding Xerox intel on all of our investigations and members? Sorry... just got done watching "The Departed" and it's got me all paranoid and shit.

Wow... I'm gone for a day or two and miss all the action. Seeing as I am known for cracking wise from time to time, I will lay down some text on the subject. Like I said before, if I see someone type something silly or "dumb" I can't help but make a joke about it. However, I usually make fun of the post and not the person themselves. For example, I won't type something like, "You dumb fuck, go kill yourself by sucking on a tailpipe!" Usually I'll just lay out a nice zing and move along. However, with people that I know can take the harsh stuff, like Steve, Geomon and so on, I might jokingly add a nice insult, because I know that they know, that I know they know I'm just joking... know what I mean? I enjoy discussion and opinions, because the more opinions are put out, the more discussion can take place. Whether someone is a 13 year old WWE mark or a 25 year old ROH fan, it doesn't matter to me. People in OCW are as diverse as you can get, but it seems that only a group of people really have the guts to post their thoughts, because others feel they are too young or ignorant when it comes to certain topics... thus they assume their opinion doesn't matter or will be met with hostility. This saddens me to a point and I wish it wasn't this way, but I don't know how to change a culture that has grown so cynical. Make no mistake, if you type something that leaves you open for a zing, there are plenty of people that will act on it... myself included. However, you shouldn't allow this to diture you from voicing your opinion. I have left myself open for plenty of zings, but I still respond to topics, despite this. To put it in Matrix fashion, so that all can understand: In my hand I hold two pills. One is a chill pill... the other represents pain. While in OCW, you will have to take both. Make sure to swallow, bitches.

I just wanted to congratulate Deano for earning his shot at the T.V. Title after putting on one hell of a show against Versus. Really wanna see this Main Event.

Thank God, almighty... and The Steve.

I see he suffers from Match Madness, much like myself. Perhaps we should form a tag team that simply refuses to win a match, even if their opponents are quadruple red. Mad Trippin' FTW

I was going to type, "Why the fuck was Mad Mike not put into the I Hate Ryder Match?" But then I realized Geomon would respond with, "Because I want Ryder to lose the match." To which I'd respond with, "Touche." So instead I will simply say... Good Card.

Might have to change his name to "Bitch Slapping Jesus" if he sees Recon running around. Soul Glow must be mortified by these current events. Chuuuuuur*BOOM*

Yeah, after I no-sold his ground finisher, I figured he'd go to the Crossface to finish the match, despite having countered that finisher in our previous matches. I sunk in a Guillotine Headlock to test his tapping skills and when I saw the thing slide down to escape as fast as it did, I knew if he actually locked it in, it would be over. As for Ryder, once again, had a blast doing the match and once again, you got lucky as a sumbitch. Damn you for countering my finisher and crushing the dreams of all those Method Men out there. I'll beat you one day... mark my words, Tiger Tights.

Crass, I liked the Star Wars text effect in the beginning of your video, as it was fluid and easy to read, but the text after it made me nauseous. Don’t forget to cut scenes from a backstage beatdown, if you miss moves and to conserve time as well. Other than that, good effort. Matt Wilson really creeped me out with his RP, but I’m dying to know what big secret he and his sister, Jeni, share. I’m not sure if Stevens is going for heel or face at this point. Sure, he shut Shitservant’s granny up, but he also unloaded a giant can of elderly woopass on an old lady. Nate gets Mad Props for boinking the boss’ daughter and not only that, it appears she is now Tiffany Sensation Ortiz. This can’t bold well for Nate, who just happens to work in the company that Daddy owns. Could Nate possibly be pulling the wool over Tiffany’s eyes, simply to get some payback on Jaysin Sensation and snake his way into money and power? Casey Paine, Hazel, Rachel Chambers and Sara Sykes all gather to the ring, one by one, interrupted speech after interrupted speech… putting SvR’s Jiggle Engine to good use, I might add. After some bitching goes by, Mr. Sensation cuts them off as he looks down upon them from the X-Tron. He decides to make an Old vs. New Diva Match, pitting Sara and Casey against Hazel and Rachel. DIVA MATCH Hazel pulls an impressive move when she counters a top rope Hurricanrana attempt from Sara Sykes, by catching Sara on her shoulders and repeatedly Powerbombing her. Rachel Chambers makes a rookie mistake by diving through the ropes in order to take out Casey Paine, who was waiting at her turnbuckle for a tag by Sara. A nice move, but this put her on the outside of the ring, where there are no rules… which is something Casey is all too familiar with. A finisher is eventually hit and one team almost manages to get the pin, but too much time had passed before a cover was made and the ref only gets to 1. A very close match. I’m not sure what went down, but I don’t think Jeni is completely on her man’s side. After Ryder receives a mysterious wink from Jeni, after asking her which side she’s on, one has to wonder if Matt’s words will play a key role in the match. Brad Bauer plays a trick on the audience when RD Money’s theme echoes in the arena… if only for a few seconds. The sound of a scratched record cuts the theme short as it goes right into Brad Bauer’s own theme. Bauer takes a few jabs at all the returning superstars, such as Majin, Casey and Geomon. Some other names are tossed up there, but the big news is how he’s taken three new free agents under his wing. Although these superstars seem reluctant to accept Bauer as their official agent and path to OCW/CCW, they pledge their allegiance to Bauerism, none the less. Now with a posse consisting of Hito Mitsuguri, Kevin Jacobs and Xindane, what does Bauer have planned for the future of OCW/CCW? NATHAN GAINES/w Jeni vs. MATT WILSON Jeni wants to world to know about her hatred of bras and clothing that restricts her leg movement. My kind of chick. Matt is back in black and looks… well… pissed-off as usual. Both Nathan and Matt return to the Rage in a Kage with so much heat between them that I don’t know if the kage will hold up or turn to liquid metal. Let’s not forget about the wild card that is Jeni… who’s allegiance was brought into question moments before the match. Right off the bat, I know this is my kind of match as both opponents go tit for tat and keep the aggression on. Matt Wilson establishes that he’s got the power by leading on damage, but Gaines is able to get the first stored finisher. Gaines then uses his ability to fly in order to catch up on the damage. Doesn’t matter how big you are, a Diving Headbutt from the top rope hurts all the same. Matt counters by utilizing the kage. Being trapped inside a metal prison isn’t new to Matt, so I’m not surprised he’s the first to use his surroundings. Wilson misses the Big Boot, which almost costs him the match as Gaines connects with another high flying move in the form of a Cross Body into pin. Once again, Wilson fires back with both cannons, as he hits Gaines with a nasty Chokeslam and climbs the kage, only to connect with a criminally insane Leg Drop from the top of the steel wall. Wilson has his chance to put Nathan away, but breaks the three count. I guess he’s got other goals in mind. Soon after, Gaines is able to hit his finisher and takes a note from Wilson by climbing the kage for a suicide dive of his own. Unfortunately, it didn’t pay off like it did for Wilson. Gaines get a second chance, however, nailing the Headbutt. He gets overzealous by trying to follow up with a third attempt, but what where the odds of hitting it twice in a row? The match continues in this fashion for about another 10 minutes. Finally, Nathan gets his opportunity to escape the kage as the door swings open after a Superplex. Just as he’s about to reach the door and Wilson is breathing down his back, Jeni shows us all which side she’s on. Versus looks confident, going into the CCW Championship Match as the challenger, but he’s not overlooking that Seth has to be equally as confident, seeing as he is the title holder. Namaste. There is an RP, concerning Nathan Gaines, Jeni and Matt Wilson, but I don’t want to give anything away. It’s good stuff, I must say and made me wish there was a soundtrack in the background. Emotions run high and a decision must be made. Morrison just can’t seem to get in the head of the focused Chris Ryder. Trying to throw Ryder off his game by reminding him this would be his first time inside The Cell, Ryder simply ignores his opponent and eventually does what has to be done… he rips the shirt off one of the female staff members, sending Morrison back into his tit trance. With Morrison distracted, Ryder calmly takes his leave. The Tag Team Champions prepare to defend the gold next, but not before Xtreme Xpress decides to join the announcers at ringside. This is a smart move by the rookie tag team. They get a chance to scout their competition and perhaps throw them off their game in the process by making their presence known. INFAMOUS vs. TBDTTP *C* This is an interesting match-up. Although I see Reed/Strider as the more skilled tag team, Barbarian/Bold are quite literally the stronger team. This is made very noticeable as Barbarian dwarfs Ed Reed; making him look like a cruiserweight. Reed and Strider need to work a little extra to take these two down, so I’m interested to see how they work this. A very solid match, with a solid ending. Both teams came very close to winning this one, but there can only be one… or two, really… because it’s a tag team… so yeah. Sara and Casey seem to be hitting off like peas and infectious carrots. If only Majin and Vega got along in such a manner, perhaps their match tonight wouldn’t have to happen, but Majin has been gone for some time and he’s not one to pass up a hardcore battle. To Majin, tonight isn’t about titles… it’s about having fun… in a way only Majin knows how. Leonheart feels he got screwed out of his title at Indy Live, but feels solace in the fact that he stayed a fighting champion. One has to ask themselves, what makes a champion great? Is it their ability to retain the gold, or how often they defend the title? Opinions may vary on the subject, but one thing is certain, Leon is no longer N.A. Champion but has a chance to change that fact tonight. Alright, on to the next R…. it burns… it burns! LASIK won’t be able to fix this. Damn you, Mayhem… damn you and Playgirl to hell. VEGA vs. MAJIN *C* Their styles actually work well together. On a separate note: If you thought I punched allot, let me introduce you to Majin. This guy made strikes into an art form. I never knew what the hell he was going to throw next. I remember one time he must have hit me with like 10 strikes in a row. Crazy hands on that one. Moving along, Majin had this match under control in the beginning, proving that ring rust only applies when you keep the fight in the ring. The fight spills over into the audience and both men take so much of a beating that you can tell they’re fatigued as the match comes close to an end. The steel chair becomes the decider of this match, which couldn’t be more appropriate. Things don’t end after the match. Majin has Vega right where he wants him and even sets up a table in the turnbuckle for a trip down memory lane, but the arena goes black as a mysterious voice announces that he decided to care after all. When the lights go back on, Kage thanks Majin for setting up the table by Powerbombing his pierced ass through the sumbitch. He then notices that Vega is back on his feet and helps him out by hitting his Super Neckbreaker Pin. Now Vega can rest and let his body recover. To take a line from “Superbad”, that is bona fide, badass. However, I remember the carnage and pain that Majin and Kage left behind the last time they crossed paths, so maybe Jaysin will put an end to this before it ends up costing him and arm and a leg… figuratively and literally speaking.

Don't give me that look... you know we only blame you for everything because we care.

Might I add that Spears looks so peaceful in that photo. I hear that laying on concrete sometimes helps back problems.

Wilson does time after trying to stick up for his friend and then said friend nails Wilson's sister... only to marry her, thus completing the take over of Wilson's family. One has to wonder why Wilson is so peeved :P

You say it like it's a bad thing... you weirdo. You probably have the "David Jackson: How to Rape and save Tape" documentary, don't ya?

MMMMMWDDG... catchy.

Well that settles it, Mad Mike is gonna have to lose 60 pounds and go for Extreeeeeme Gold. Instead of a punch to da face, expect a flying punch to the face, followed by and Extreme Roll.

Sorry, but it had to be done. Seeing as I'm in a cheesy mood, let me be the first to say, "I guess Tank lived up to his name when his career tanked in OCW." Buahahaha!

Goddamnit, AJ... people almost forgot about that. I'm just lucky that Tylering is more catchy and user friendly than MMMing.

I have to say, with my work hours, it's a bitch and a half to watch all the shows, and if I miss a show, I have to pretty much pull a crunch time on the weekend. Partly because I know people put allot of effort into the shows and they are one of the reason's I wanted to join OCW over a year ago. Another reason, is because when I write RP's I like to know what's going on overall in OCW/CCW, because then it means I can branch out on RP's and not just have to stick with the individuals involved in our storyline. As for Asylum eliminating the need for two branches, it pretty much brings on the question: Should we just form one roster once again (which would mean less Championship opportunities) or get rid of Asylum (which means less opportunity for people to face someone on a separate brand). I have to admit I love the idea of being able to face OCW guys, but I see what people mean about the show being somewhat pointless and adding to the difficulty of keeping up with 5 shows a week. I've thought about it for a few minutes and this is what I came up with. RIOT (OCW) / Monday - It's obvious that RIOT has been the most consistent show and is the A show here, so it should be the first show that comes out, much like WWE's RAW. Turmoil (CCW) / Tuesday - Can't move it from Tuesday, because Tuesday Night Turmoil is just too catchy. Wednesday - No show. Allows people to take a break from keeping up with current events and perhaps opens them up to more discussion about the two shows that aired already. Crisis (CCW) / Thursday- Same time and place. Animosity (OCW) / Friday - Same time and place. Saturday - No shows as usual. Once again, this gives people time to recap and finish watching the shows. Asylum (OCW/CCW) / Sunday - Keep Asylum as a cross-brand show with no RP's allowed. Just make it 3-5 matches. With no RP's, this eliminates the trouble of coming up with good cross-brand RP's that will only serve a one day purpose, as they can't really follow up on it. It also allows GM's to book more people and alleviate the stress of, "Why do I never get booked?" If you really wanted, you could have someone add in some up to date reports on what's going on in OCW/CCW, story-wise. This way you can still see some Indy-Styled matches between OCW and CCW guys, thus avoiding the feeling of, "Man... I've already fought this guy twice before." The only down side to this is that it would make it difficult on Geomon to use his booking methods. You can't have a "You're Fired Match" on a show and not have RP's to explain it all and the after effects. On the other hand, his crazy match types might be the perfect thing to add spice to a show lacking RP's. --------------------------------------------------------------------- That's what I came up with. I'm sure there are plenty of loose ends involved, specifically doing a show on a weekend, but maybe it will inspire another solution.

Man... it's gotta be a buzzkill to have some guy's name carved into your hand when spankin the monkey.

I just realized that RD pulled a "Ricky Bobby" by having two first names.

I heard Geomon even fired his heart because it was unreliable and then fired his own soul when it tried to stick up for the heart. It's on IGN, so it has to be true.

As soon as you beat the T.V. and CCW Champ in one match, maybe I'll consider this an insult... till then, good day, Sir. I said, good day, SIR!

Well... that certainly was not what I expected out of this week's Asylum. Mostly a good thing, I must say. First, let me take the time to welcome Baxter back to OCW. Although I was hoping to see you in CCW, it's good to have the Rated Arrrrr Superstar back in action. Nice entrance, by the way. I also wanted to congratulate Blood on regaining the Extreme Championship. With that out of the way... damn you for using the Mad Flying Knee as your finisher! Matt Wilson, Ed Reed, Sean Strider, Alex "Deuce" Cooper and even Tryo "Freak on a Leash" Kraven... welcome to CCW. Tryo, I don't know if it's just your entrance walk or your CAW, but you might need to adjust the legs a bit, because there were parts where you looked like you were walking and sitting down at the same time. And damn if you don't have some monster calfs. I'm a little upset that we lost Malu to OCW, as I was looking forward to facing him down the road, but I guess there's always Asylum. Also making a return is someone who is truly infamous here in OCW... Geomon. Geomon, you're like a kidney stone. When you were GM, it was uncomfortable and downright painful. But, when you were surgically removed, we couldn't help but ask the doctor if we could keep you in a plastic container at home for old times sake. Now you've managed to escape the container and find your way back into our urinary track system. The gift that keeps on giving.

Oh yeah, Mania took it there. You gonna take that, Malu?

I have that exact pencil sharpener... which is weird, because I draw with mech pencils.