Michael Morrison

Is that what you ask all your victims, you sick bastard. Your mind games won't work on Majin.

I don't know, Majin... facing off against OCW's only registered sex offender might not be such a hot idea, brah. You better be careful when going for the pin... ugh.

Damn you, Gabe... damn you to hell and back.

The shovel does what it does, I'm merely the one that wields it. Think of me as a shovel version of Thor. The shovel wanted to hit Nate. On a side note.... hehe, craaaaaaaaaabs. Classic.

Fausto tried to be my friend at one point, but once I saw his arms go up for the hug, I toed kicked him and hit my finisher instinctively.

Smooth, Air... real smooth. You must be neck deep in tang with lines like that. *Girl moves in to kiss Air* AIR: Hey... ya know, from up close, you kind of look like Flava Flave with long hair. AIR: Where are ya going? AIR: When you walk away, you kind of look like a hooker with bad knees. AIR: Damnit... thought I had that one. *Air spots a chick at the bar and makes his way over* AIR: Ay, baby. Anyone ever tell you that you look like a sexy RuPaul?

As long as the credit card has large amounts of cash taped to it.

Oh for Christ's sake, Thanatos. Even now, you still come out to Kane's music... bah. Nice show of pain tolerance by placing your hand on the burning turnbuckle, by the way. I guess it confirms that you're a righty. Mayhem proves that being all American can bring forth some all American cleavage. God bless America and those hills of fruity planes... or what ever it's suppose to say. The Galaxy's Greatest Goddamn Badass Motherfuckin' Tag Team, go up against Infamous. It still doesn't look like Bold and Mania are quite on the same wave length as of yet but even with that, they did considerably well. There was a time when I thought they'd even sneak in a victory. Leon give a heart felt Champion speech that might have put him over with some of the fans. Keep tuning in to see how Leonheart does in the "Poll of... Put Over..ness". If his speech wasn't enough to touch the hearts of a handful of fans, he goes one step further by bringing us a sexy lil minx by the name of Rachel Chambers. Leon claims she can bang with the best of them in the ring, but it's still unsure just how much she bang, she bang. If his technique works out for him, expect to see Presidential candidates start walkin around with hotties and by gollies in the next presidential race. Imagine Bob Dole and the Viagra Divas. The dynamicly disturbed duo of Casey Paine and Majin are undoubtedly back in action. The sexual tension, the twitching... the uncomfortable eerie silences between sentences. Upon their return, Majin also brings the Hardcore Title, claiming to be the longest reigning champion in OCW history. Does this mean the Hardcore Title is back in contention, or is this just another case of not being able to let go? Let us not forget Geo and his untouchable belt. Either way, Majin and Casey look to be up to no good and that's what they're good at. That's all I got for now, because it's 2:30AM and I must feed the madness, before the madness consumes me.

I would never post the goodie pics... unless offered the right amount of money, that is.

How can I be cheesy, when you so clearly store all of the world's cheese in your love handles... tubby.

Boo Ya. Thank you, Carlos. Like I said, it was like a split of a second difference. I'd understand the Tylering comment if He was midway through a grapple and I kicked him, but neither of us even noticed the damn thing. As for S Jobber, I already agreed that yes, Carlos was about to grapple when I hit the toe kick, thus why I offered Carlos the rematch. I simply don't appreciate the accusation that I did it knowingly and purposely. Not my style and never will be. That's the last thing I have to say about that. And Versus, glad someone enjoys my odd mix of music, of which I have an almost endless supply.

First off, don't ever accuse me of Tylering. I looked at the video and it does indeed look like Cruz was going for a grapple right before I kicked him, but I didn't notice it during the match as it happened rather quickly. I saw he was in the corner so I figured I'd go in for the kill. If you watch the video, there's barely a split second between his arms going up and the toe kick, so unless I'm quicker than a hiccup, it's just bad timing. Secondly, if Cruz noticed it, or felt like it was "Tylering", I'm sure he would have mentioned it and I would have gladly redone the match. Unlike some of you rooks, I mainly care about putting on a good match where no one feels cheated. You can check my track record and word of mouth, I'm one of the fairest guys you'll face here in OCW/CCW. I don't use constant whips or Rock punch combos, I don't constantly do quick grapples or running moves just because my opponent is good at countering and I don't only use moves that target the body and head. I pride myself on being a fair guy and you can kiss my ass if you think otherwise. Having said that, Carlos, if you care for a rematch, it's all good with me as it does appear you were going in for a grapple when I hit the toe kick. Also, if anyone ever feels that I've done something shady, you better say so in the match. If you say something then, I'll be just fine with it because I'm a laid back sumbitch on most occasions.

Here's another great fight scene. http://www2.shiers.ca/ramblings/images/funny.jpg Rivals since the dawn of time.

Still not on page 2 yet, ay. Hmmm... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elmYlEBP94Q]YouTube - MK vs SF3 by Proxicide - Fight Scene Only[/ame] Here's the second part to that Scorpion vs. Ryu fight. This one is Akuma vs. Chameleon.

PAGE 4: The "Pale Rider" Banjo Grim takes on the "Yellow Fellow" Katinzo Hatachi in our next contest. Was the yellow remark too much? It was too much, wasn't it? Anyways, it was a pretty fun match to watch with some good reversal fests mixed in. Hatachi is a flippin genius. See what I did there? Both opponents used some showman mind games, but only one mind melee master can get the dub. On to the main event. Versus... where the hell did you find that damn entrance theme? Where ever it was, I will make it my life mission to stop their reign of terr. As for the match itself.... damn. That's all I got to say about that, really. Hey, Versus. I'm just curious; seeing as you changed your look and HUD name, did you change the name of the Dimebag Drop to something like "Pre-Meditated Drop" or "Teabag Drop" or something? Heaton... cool tights, man.

PAGE 3: CCW Presents the very first episode of the "Meditation Chamber"; from the people that brought you "Versus Bar". I don't have words to describe what I read, so I leave it up to you to make your own interpretations. O_O We come to find out that The Movement vs. The Dark Bloods won't happen tonight, but Wilson saves the day. Wilson took it upon himself to find a suitable opponent for Gaines, as Gaines couldn't help but bring up the past, earlier in the show. Who could the mystery opponent be? They've had two grueling battles in the past, and share history with each other when it comes to CCW Gold. That's right, none other than Maluuuuuuuu "Where's My Pie" Polamaluuuuuuuu! The match turns out good with one hell of a one-two combo at the end. I just have to say... Jesus if Malu didn't pack on some weight in the thigh/glute area. I swear I heard thunder striking throughout the whole match.

PAGE 2: Former X-Files star, David Duchovny makes a special appearance, but has an encounter of the Third M kind. Mad Mike is furious about his loss to Chris Ryder on Asylum and claims shenanigans, but his claims fall on deaf ears, so he does what any civil person would... he beats someone up. Unless his demands are met, CCW is in for a regular open bar of ass woopery. No one is safe from Madness. Trisha gives us a glimpse of what Nathan's new faction (The Movement) is all about. They already hold a staggering amount of gold, but as Double S mentioned, these are titles that were won before The Movement was officially formed. Does this put a damper on what The Movement is capable of? I don't think so. If you were able to collect gold separately, then there's no telling what a team of Champions can do. Just look at Rev. Inc. What they need to worry about is keeping the faction together. Lord knows that when you have a faction of Champions, members start to wonder why they need a group to begin with. Greed and lust for the spotlight can be a harsh poison and a poison that runs deep to the core. Should be interesting. They also mention the return of Matt "Motherfuckin" Wilson and the appearance of the masked man. As long as it's not David Jackson, I think they'll be alright. Men in masks can not be trusted and neither can men who've had jail time. They're a crafty bunch, they are. Look for Wilson to shiv Nathan Gaines when the time is right.

PAGE 1: Well, the first match was an interesting one. The video was a bit choppy and there was no sound what so ever, but I supplied my own music, so no biggy. What I'm sure some people will comment on is the way it ended. Seth is a man of the times; a time where character takes a backseat to cash n' prizes, and honor in the ring is washed away with tears of shame and disrespect. These are harsh times, but does Seth have a point when the dirty means, justify the glorious ends? There's no time to think about that, as he's scheduled to face Versus later on the show. Namaste!

I'm not falling for that again. Last time someone told me that, I stared at a picture for hours, trying to see a boat that wasn't there.

I can't tell if he was just being helpful or trying to be an ass. Nate is a hard book to read.

I like hurting people... and I have this nasty habit of waiting for spots to use my finisher.

Hey... there were no apples in this RP at all.

Wooo, now I can post about the show without the dreaded double post. Heaton, you freakin' douche. You had the title in your hand and then you decide to elbow drop the outside padding from the top of the ladder. I have a feeling the padding got the better end of that exchange. Reed was a countering fool in that match and kind of reminds me of someone else, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Jim Black, I'm gonna miss you, man. Guy, just remember that he knows not what he does and consider who he's getting advice from. Jim, out of all the mic monkeys I've insulted, you were the easiest. Last match was definitely a shocker, considering how Mania was in control for the better part of the match. Leon had the CFC well scouted however and that was a big ol' defining moment right there. None the less, Mania went out in a blaze of glory and managed to break a record while champion. Kudos to both of ya. Also, while watching the first match, I couldn't help but think how Reed and Heaton would make a good tag team. http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/8122/reednrainbowdh6.png

Always the gentleman.

She's probably gonna kill me for this, but here's what Casey really looks like, in case anyone was dying to know. Let the sexual PM's begin. http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7495/casandradw7.jpg Awww, look how cute.