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OCW stealing a page out of Disney's book. Aaand then it ends. This dude's name is Hannibal, he's a winner in my book. THE CHAMP IS HERE! 'Kid Ego' is another winning name. I'd almost call Mugen an ass, but I mean, it is purple cowboy boots. Sometimes you just have to let certain things go Hannibal. Wow, Mugen spazzing out over here. Nanothumbs and Neck Beard. Whoever comes up with these names needs to hook me up. KO Kid just doesn't ring like Kid Ego (a name which I will steal for some random CAW I'ma make later). OCW meets Breaking Bad. " Hannibal quickly hurries out of the room as Pugh lifts Mugen up on his shoulder. Pugh scurries over to a massive window and jumps through it, showering he and Mugen in the finest glass." I want to do this someday. That last sentence of the opening is just amazing. That's going in my signature.
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If by the end of the show I haven't figured out the interviewers and their mannerisms, I hope someone wouldn't mind PM'ing me or something about that.
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We are past the opening commentary and there is a brawl between the Div. . .the Bombshells (yet another name I like). Leads perfectly into
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MATCH #1 - Mm. I like thick girls and all, but when they look like they could knock me out, I'll pass. I like the looks of both girls though. I don't know if I got a bad angle of it or what, but I think the back of Anna's shirt reads 'Mosty'. Dat headbutt doe. Dem headbutts doe. USE DAT ASS. That was a beautiful rebound Spear. I'm really liking this match. OH SHIT! HER HEAD HIT THE RING POST! And now my computer is being shit and lagging. Dat ass doe. Walked right into that signature. The champion was getting run over here but is now making a nice comeback. And that's game. My computer lagged so I completely missed the ending but from what I saw of the match I loved it. Better than a Diva's match.
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So Luke is RK and Austin is Marvelous? He's going to teach him how to be a star! AUSTIN4CHAMP! Yeah, NO SPOON. Power Nation? That name creator putting in work again.
This concludes my review of Page 1. This will be editted and updated with my review of Page 2 shortly!
'Mustard King of Betterness'. Hannibal, F.A.C.E., I like this play-on for A-Team. I feel like some epic business deal that is going to end with a shoot-out is about to happen. I like it. Damn. YOU GOT ROBBED.
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I don't know what happened, or why, but I liked it.
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MATCH #2 - Power Nation vs Reckless Kid. Eh, still not better than Kid Ego. Fixed my computer's lagging and now we are under way! Power Nation has a simple but nice attire. I feel it needs a little something like a towel to add to his entrance though. Random fast and slow motion. Time for a rest hold. Ate the dirt with that failed dive. HE'S LEAVING THE ARENA! HE'S HAD ENOUGH! That leap doe. How that wasn't rope break is beyond me. Seemed like a solid match but I couldn't get into it. Nice work from both guys though.
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MAH BAWD ITS D'ANGELO DI. . .Oh, that's just K.D. I think Frost might just die tonight.
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MATCH #3 - I like that boot/tight design combo on Minio. Brian Pillman? I KNEW YOU WEREN'T DEAD! Red isn't your color though. I like Bedlam, he's like the psychopath that resides deep within us. I do love that apple on his shirt though. Bedlam going straight for those weapons. ELBOW DROP THROUGH THE TABLE! Should have pinned off that. Bedlam showing you how to really use the title. NECKBREAKER ON THE BELT! I think that unknown guy should be dead now. Rest hold. I hate Triple Threats because I always feel so awkward just standing there waiting for a moment when I can get in the action. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT RINGSIDE?! HOLY SHIT! SUDA SCREWED SUDA!
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Oh my god. No. I aready hate this chick. Someone get her off my screen. I can't take this. HELP! SOS! SAVE ME! I hope Annyana ends her career so I don't have to hear the imaginary screeching in my head anymore.
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Cherese is having a good time and Cody just doesn't care. Oh snap. I don't know who you are, or what you want, but you messed with the wrong family. 'I AM A RELIGION!' has to be line of the night. I don't know what's going to happen here, but I have a solid feeling that things are going to become disasterous.
This concludes the Page 2 write-up and soon I'll be back with Page 3. Hopefully my computer won't lag and I have to restart it.
What an interesting cut from the ending of a match, to the back, back to the ending of the match. Suda pulling out a Punk. Oh snap! I like the sound of this! Matsuda vs Minio for all the titles!
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All this stalling makes me feel like Dimsmore's house is much 'happier' than it should be.
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YES! MARVELOUS IS ON CAMERA AGAIN! Oh, dat shirt doe. That's bad for business. Austin, I don't know what you're doing, but backing away from the woman is Step 1 to not getting your ass kicked.
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MATCH #4 - Thank god Ric Flair could make it ton. . .oh. Since when did Batista start wearing a singlet? I like the chemistry between Cody and Cherese in their entrance. A fun little squash match but Cody was a reversing machine. It happens though. Can't win them all. At least you showed up!
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That is one hell of an order. I'm gonna go head to Starbucks now to see if I can actually order either of those. Lacy Love should be best friends with that Brandi chick from earlier.
With that, my review of Page 3 is over and we had to Page 4 shortly!
MINIO! That was a beautiful promo. I love Minio now. I'd say more about it, but it was just too good for me to ruin with my thoughts.
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BRIAN PILLMAN IS IN OCW! AND HE IS A PART OF C4!
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MATCH 5 - I like that attire and this theme. I can't tell if Tobin's theme fits him or not. It feels like it does, but at the same time it feels a bit off. K.D. looks like a tank. I think the smartest action would be to just walk away. LET'S GO TOBIN! That wasn't a Suplex Tobin. Slacking. Tobin just killed them both with that dive. You missed the steps Tobin. The game just won't give you a break with those stairs. I feel if we had the ability to fight in the crowd, this is exactly where that match would be at. K.D. ELBOW! No sold the Frost Bomb. K.D. ELBOW! Good match. Tobin brought his all but K.D.'s all was more.
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Holy. Shit. He's coming Pugh, Dimsmore has dug your grave and he's cashing in!
We are done with Page 4 and will be hitting the finale in due time!
Damn Tobin, you just got played.
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And people told me I needed to lose my bangs to make it anywhere. What a harsh crowd. Um, Leonheart, I don't think that was PG. Someone's coming for you Leonheart, you should leave instead of pacing about. Heh, the camera fades from the ring to the next segment . . . in the ring.
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Match 7 - And we are at the main event! A tag main event nonetheless. I only know these people by their promos and have yet to see them in the ring so let's hope this is good. This video package for A-Team is beautiful. Those attires. Who cloned Prince Devitt? I love those attires. I don't know who to root for. A-Team got the video package but C4 came with the gear. Really good match between those four men. Lots of nice spots but in the end, the team with a video package was destined to win. No amount of purple cowboy boots can top that.
And we are done with the review!