Seth Morrison

Another Riot and yet another loss for #Jason Voorhees.

You're welcome Sophia, on getting this promo talked about. This was my only intention the entire time.

If I was in that corvette, i would have undoubtedly ran your ass over. Further cementing myself as the best heel Turmoil has.

After reading this I am sure of one thing... Sophia likes anal.

I like how you come in completely different than everyone else. This is how you get noticed. Looking forward to seeing Axton Bravo in the ring.

I take back every nice thing i said about Jackson Hewitt. Fuck that guy.

Sorry for the late response. Tanks opening F-Bomb fest and smoking cigarettes is easily the best character on Turmoil. I love the fact he literally doesnt give a fuck. I mean how can a guy smoke cigarettes and still put on 20 minute matches. Tank must have amazing cardio... LOL I really liked working with Zhivago. I like his look, and in ring skills. He knows he screwed up hitting the finisher too fast, and even apologized after the match. Water under the bridge. I told him to go with another Led Zepp hit as his theme, lets see if he does it. Alot of potential out of this guy. I am digging Loki as well. I liked Joe and Lokis banter and it was pretty comical. I could see something like that work on WWE. Dylan Graves has put alot of work already into OCW and it shows. Rookies, this is how you get noticed. He has been PMing people to work with them, and coming up with fresh new ideas. I like his intro and his look. (although he kinda reminds me of Bo Dallas) I love the DG logo on your shirt. The music also fits. If peoples favorite moment wasnt Bill Ding and his crusty wife beater and "We Built This City" theme, something is wrong with you. Im not sure how long this mark out will last, but i am enjoying the moment. Little sloppy match, but that comes with practice. Sid/Bray - Great match by these two guys. I really didnt get the 90s VH1 video and intro. Im sure it had something to do with Seb, but i was a bit confused by this. EDIT: Now i see it was Jimmy. Brilliant!!!! B17/Tank - Great intro and characters like ive said before. Tank, one thing i would recommend is lowering the opacity on your tank tattoo. It looks like a cartoon sticker. The match itself was okay. I saw a couple of FPR breaks, but B17 pulls it out because Tank wont buy a goddamn nicorette patch and stop smoking! Jimmy/JAckson - I love the album art from Jimmy. Not sure how i feel about his actual entrance song though. Jackson looks like a legitimate badass. Love the "Bury me with my guns on" as entrance music. Definitely fits. Very entertaining match. Had a good pace and was back and forth. Came down to the wire but jimmy pulled it off. Overall it was a decent showing. Im glad more guys are joining and getting involved. Extremely disappointing that Kassady didnt submit any content. I understand you werent booked. But at least type out a two paragraph roleplay. You are carrying the belt that represents this show. You need to not only be good at the sticks but be good at building hype and prestige around it. Make people interested in what youre doing. Thats how youll become a good champ.

Well, that fucking fixed things. Smh

Before I put out my entire review, I have to say I marked out for Bill Ding, his intro, and his massive titties. Reminded me of meatloaf in fight club.

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It's really great to see our champ carrying the show with all the activity on this weeks turmoil.

The night before his debut on “Turmoil”, a restless Joe Zhivago pulls up into an empty parking lot. The rain is hammering down, but he likes the sound it makes as it crashes on the roof of his van. He climbs out, slings his gear bag over his shoulder and walks quickly towards an old single-storey building. A dimly lit sign over the entrance reads “24 Hour Gym”. Joe opens the door and goes inside. The place is deserted, but he can hear music coming from the office behind the desk. He decides not to bother whoever's back there and heads straight for the punching bags in the far corner of room. Before beginning, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a crumpled picture of Seth Morrison’s face and fixes it to one of the bags. Joe Thivago: Ugly bastard, aren't ye Morrison's face scowls menacingly at him, as if he could read Joe's thoughts. He scowls back at him Joe Thivago: You don't frighten me, ye big arsehole. And so Joe begins his training, knowing that tomorrow he faces his first of many challenges in OCW...

I am completely convinced that if Stacy Clark was a real person she would think that OCW was full of rapists, sexists, and virgins.

I'm wondering when the Marvelous one will be able to spell "win" correctly. Maybe that's why you're on a losing streak. :)

Im really looking forward to the KD/AC matchup and the Main Event. Lets see if Drago can pull out the upset.

Lmao these mother fuckers writing autobiographies about fake wrestlers!

Lol I figured I would get some shit about the fake womans voice. I'm having my wife do the voice next time

This^^ I know of a few guys good at the game that never get talked about in the comments and people arent marking out.. I want to win, but i want people to enjoy my matches more.

Great beginning RP to set up the main event. B17 is definitely an impressive writer. Jackson cracking my ass up at the fruit booty. lol Sid / Seb - good RP before the match, and decent match. But with Sid squashing Seb it doesn't really setup well in my opinion. I would have liked to see Seb win with a dirty pin, or something to keep this going. But in the end the chair shot was good enough to keep this going. Joe Zhivago is very impressive. For a rookie, this is how you make yourself known, especially if you aren't on the card. Write a sick ass RP. Jimmy Henry wins RP of the night for me with that hilarious Seb/Sid mock entrance. Even though he's fighting in the main event he wrote the RP well. Jimmy is main event talent, for his writing alone. Sid poking fun of himself is great. Have to be able to laugh at yourself. Aries has the look. Loved the shirt, and you are indeed the final boss. Thought you were going to pull off that win. The RP with Dylan, Dennis, and bray didn't make sense, or it was placed in the wrong part of the show. Especially with what happened with me and Dennis earlier. Loki is hilarious. Hopefully he will have a gimmick to have a different accent every week. Wow what a main event. I love B17's entrance,. I thought him and Jackson we're going to squash Jimmy. But the little guy proves why he is in the main event. Sneaky little fucker pulls off the upset! Great show guys!

So these matches are due in 3 weeks when turmoil 109 will be up, right?

I mark out anytime someone shits on you.

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I have to say, good show. A lot of participation. Nice opening RP by Carter, Rane, Golden, and Kd. I lost my shit at "groundskeeper Willie." Harrison/Blackjack - maybe I miss something but I don't get why blackjack was randomly already in the ring. Back and forth match. I thought blackjack was going to squash Harrison but he came back and make it entertaining and got the W. Jookie the stoner is funny as always. His smoking weed gimmick never gets old to me. Yeah KD lantern/heehaw attire was confusing. He beat the hell out of tre, which seemed fitting with him being a brute. Not sure why that RP wasn't right after his match. But nevertheless it is building up something good. We'll see if KD can fight off the wolves. These "I am the savior" videos piss me off. Not because they're offensive. But because I'm wasting internet on clicking on them. I love the South Park Canadian French with the Buddy/YSL Roleplay. Probably the funniest RP of the show. Air Shanghai being a B movie where Jackie chan tries out for the nba but Ming steals his contract. Mugen is enterataining like bloom said. In a world of Savagry, it's a breath of fresh air to be able to laugh about sandwiches. YSL/Carter - first off, Nathan carter reminds of Diamond Dallas Page and dolph Ziggler love child. Not that it's a bad thing, he looks the part. Entertaining match as well. Had a good flow to it. A lot of strikes leading up to certain moves. Quality of it was a bit off. Very interested to see where this McGee Pugh Parker thing goes. Portman/Lee - wasn't a bad match, except for Lee. Portman squashed him pretty handily. Lucas Crowe/Slipknot - another good match that ended up coming down to the wire. Fantastic main event. Overall a very good show.

Ocw is the one place you can get lost in arguments and completely forget there is a show. Lol

I'm so glad that queer is gone. :D