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B-17

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  1. Kasstiantiy spouting nonsense. Or are we? THE STARS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM. REPENT OR THEY WILL WHISPER YOUR FATE!
  2. Surely Johnny Millionaire and Archer are teaming up in the future?
  3. Parker. You disappoint me!
  4. H20. Your rps are sooooooooooo long. Brevity, my son.
  5. the implications of Rusty attacking Quartz! NO! Yes...yessss.yeessssss
  6. TY’s entrance swayed me a little from my previous statement, added a bit of character, but still don’t know what the significance of the denim look is? He's trying to break free. It's time to reeducate this young man. Congrats Tre.
  7. + Ashley vs Flojo just got a hell of a lot more confusing. Flojo was heading in the Heel direction, even if just an anti-hero sort of role, against the Face Ashley. Flojo talking about how she doesn’t care about the rules then BAM! Heel Ashley appears for an ambush beatdown with a side of boos. Who am I supposed to be rooting for here? MEGA CONFUSION INITIATED. I'm confused too, but I've decided to cheer for.....Flojo! Yeah. I'm surprised too!
  8. + Empress…*slow clap*. Jesus that was a beating, and against one of the better handlers too. That Imugenation on the ropes...Then the finish was perfect - played the character, didn’t thirst the win. Bravo, Empress, Bra-fucking-vo. Then the follow-up attack video after...THAT’S GOOD SHIT, WOAAWWW! Was not expecting a Emp victory. Feels like Rusty has lost some Mojo.
  9. + JackMo using Wrex’s fin AND attempting to crapple a fin attempt… Damn son, no fucks given. I’m glad Danny wasn’t abusing the combo system/”keep em standing” this match, pretty decent outing from him. + I got all the respect in the world for KD as a legend but cmon man...so many FPR breaks in this one - extra moves, crapples... Cobra fought through it but damn, mans got played. I have to admit the KD promo drew me in huge to watch this match as a good promo should; “will he finally beat Cobra?” was the story told. Cobra deserved the W in that IMO and looked a lot better in the ring too. Still pumped on that attire. It's 2020 and we still have crapples. IF it is illegal, please enforce it FPR police (Hello? I'd like to report a violation. REPORT DEEZ NUTZ! Ok thank you for your consideration.) Eye roll.
  10. I really REALLY want Sparks to come out into his own character but it still hasn’t happened. The LHW title is a goldmine to build character in the spotlight and while there was certainly an heir of arrogance in the promo with Everrett, I want some uniqueness and quirks to shine through - I still don’t know who TY is as a character, but I hope he develops him leading up to the match with Everrett. He's...getting thereish. I think he (and by god you can confirm this TY) feels like he *needs* to play a certain roll and or just tries to be too cool for school and honestly it's just not sticking. I wanted him to get away from me instead of Bingo always slapping him down, but honestly. THe boy needs to learn and I only know how to teach physically.
  11. That's myyyyyyy boooooyyyy
  12. Of what? Sanity?
  13. Due to miscommunication this was not posted for the show. Stacy Clark: I’m here with my guests, The Hattons Thomas Archer and Maxx Edwards, dressed as poor imitations of The Hattons walk into view. Clark: Um...you’re not scheduled to be with us tonight… Archer goes to flick his hair back and an absolutely terrible mullet goes flying off, landing on Clark’s shoulder. Slowly, it falls off after what seems like an age. Archer: Muh name eeees Chaaaaase Hattingson and about have about one, six, eight, three. Two, two teeth. And ah once thought tersticles were educmacatory things. Hyuck! Edwards: And I’m his equally stupid brother and lover from the same gosh darn mother, Graham Hatton. Archer: Did ya see that Archer boy? He sure was handsome as he was making me hoot and holler on the floor in pain. Maxx pauses, not sure which Hatton it actually was that tapped out. Edwards: Shoot! Or was it me? It ain’t matter much, hyuck. Archer: Dats right, we had a good ol’ fashun Hasbeenton family bath crapple. Edwards: For shure. Archer: Hyuck! Edwards: Hyuck! Archer: Hyuck! Edwards: Hyuck, Hyuck! Archer: Hyuck, I’m dumb, I smell bad. Edwards: Best part is momma’s our cousin...sister...AND uncle, hyuck Hyuck! Archer and Edwards laugh at their own hilarity as Stacy rolls her eyes so hard it can almost be heard. Stacy: This is ridiculous. Archer stands up from his chair, dropping the mocking accent. Archer: No, I’ll tell you what is ridiculous Stacy… That I was robbed of my international championship, that I wasn’t granted a rematch clause… You can count on one hand the amount of matches I’ve directly lost… And yet I’ve been put into the ring with a bunch of ignoramuses who are a few thousand years short of discovering fire. Edwards: But here’s the kicker Stacy… Edwards leans forward, smirking as he too, rips off his comedy mullet. Edwards: We won. We overcame. Archer: We proved that Thomas Archer is a ring general, a competitive specialist. We have ushered in… Edwards: Tag. Archer: Team. Edwards: Dominance. Stacy attempts to interrupt: But it’s only been one… Archer: Irrelevant, just give us CQC, nay, give us the undisputed tag team champions already. Edwards: Whether or not you’d like to admit it, we’re ready for it, as much as OCW… Archer: And CQC are not… Edwards: Thomas and I already proved that the Hattons are not in our league so… Archer: Let’s advance to the next stage… Archers sentence doesn’t seem finished, but a gob of chewing tobacco comes from off screen, landing perilously close to his Italian leather shoes, causing his eyes to bulge. Chase: Now hol’ on a moment there buck. We was havin’ a good ole laugh watchin’ you boys. Graham: But we gotta draw the line right here. Don’t you be insultin’ cousin love, boy. So what she ya third, forth, first cousin? Love is love, buck. Chase: Ya’ you don’t see us gettin’ all worked up about sexual direction, now do ya? Graham: Matta fact we was thinking about hooking ya up with our friend Tex, he one of those queer boys too. Archer: I’M NOT GAY. Chase: Hey man, where we from we ain’t ever had no boy grab below the belt as much as you. Graham: I mean we flatta, but we prefers too grab ourselves some big ole titties. Chase: So you yap away all you want. But we know you can't stand us. You look like one of dem Harvard educated folks and we've met a few. Graham: You can't stand us country boys and will bitch an' moan until we gone. But we ain't goin no where. So you just gonna have to roll up dem sleeves and do it yourself.
  14. She's kinda a bitch. You'd thinking getting squashed by Blaine would have humbled her.
  15. I love how Zoe patronized Rust without ever having accomplished anything herself.
  16. Stop stealing Spider's gimmick.
  17. They are backwoods trash and we would never break fpr.
  18. Flojo has always struggled with identity. However. She is a heel. As she acts on impulses rather than logic.
  19. I'm at the point where B17 gets brought up by others in rps that I rarely do elaborate anymore just to avoid too many rps.
  20. I know right? Asher could have been a lost boy. But it's nice to see him in action.
  21. Always nice to see two stories converge when they can. I liked seeing that. Creates a better ebb.
  22. B??
  23. Two things on that Flojo match. 1. Flo, you know that style is not popular. However it is still a strategy that is employed and not illegal. 2. With that being said Arieth was up on reversals and if not allowing to become frustrated would have likely turned the v tide
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