Xander Rane

I'm the cop with the dope beard and I want the second girl from the left. ;) On a real note, Ragnarok is norse mythology, yes, but the vikings were the people who believed in norse mythology, not the characters in it. If our gimmick was that we were Norse preachers, sure, but really the story of Ragnarok would involve only four characters as the so-called villians. Those being Loki and his three children, Hel, confined to well, Hell, Fenrir, who was chained and bound, and the the Serpent, who was thrown into the bottom of the sea. Serpent-Kassidy, serpent was known as the world snake because after being thrown into the water, it grew to terrifying size and killed the fucking badass of gods with its venom, Thor. Kassidy was thrown into the blue brand of Turmoil and grew to new heights until he was too big and left to find his Thor. Also, vampire bite, snake bite, ehhhhhh? Eehhhhhhhhh? Hel-Me, Hel's body was half black, signifying her dual personalities and causing herself to see herself as a monster. However, she's prepared to do evil for her family, keeping an important God in the underworld until after Ragnarok had been completed. Xander would easily be a nice guy in OCW if it wasn't for his family and his complete devotion to loyalty and protecting his family, this he's able to act like a monster with the acts he's committed so far. Loki-Nathan, Loki is a trickster that just enjoys havoc and annoying everyone he can, causing them misery. He also gets fucked by a horse, like he shapeshifts into a female horse and gets fucked, and gives birth to one of this children Jesus he's fucked up you understand why this is Nathan of course. Fenrir-Tre, I actually only realised this one as I was writing all this. Fenrir was a playful little pup that was prothecized to grow to become a terrifyingly huge wolf. As such, the Gods played with him and tricked him into being chained up. When he finally broke free of the chains was the beginning of Ragnarok, pissed off and hungry/thirsty. In other words, like Nathan, this one works too well. So yeah, Norse mythology has very little to do with vikings, it's an actual world of separate beings who dont look or dress alike and all have their own motives. The four bringers of Ragnarok didn't look the same, they just had the same goal, to kill the big time gods sitting on their thrones. Basically, this was my drawn out explanation of why were not going to dress like vikings and why we don't need to look the same. So there. Tho we could probably add little bits of the creatures we represent into our looks. Hmm

#Hayes'SpeakingDisplays

Can't have black men selling merch in OCW, they edited those logos off as soon as possible

This is true

We tried kass, it can't be undone

Third, might make a milkshake

Yeah, grrrrrrrrrrr.......... Don't hurt me Sean I didn't mean it I'm sorry

Damn right he was, my partner don't lose unless it's cause of roids

Rap battle?

Teehee nobody likes the bossman

It's a typical day at the Pleasure Palace. Tre Golden is stoned off his ass and Nathan Carter has a handful of ass. Tre: Holy sh*t brother. Nathan: *giggling as he frees his mouth in order to respond* What's up buddy? Tre: This is strong as hell man, I'm seeing an angel or somethin'. Nathan: Nah man that's just the man with the ass, Kass! Said man kicks Nathan's hand away as he tries to grab a hold of a said ass. Kassidy: *sighing* Well considering the....activities you're both partaking in, I assume you haven't seen the card for the so-called 'graduation' episode. Nathan throws the pile of people off of him as he leans back and smiles at the sky fondly. Nathan: Ahhh I remember my graduation, everyone was so firm. And the after party, myyyy god. Tre: *laid on the floor by Kassidy's feet* Wouldn't that be *pauses for a minute to barf* prom? Nathan: Those jerks banned me from prom. Tre: What for? Nathan: *grinning* You don't wanna know. Kassidy: Anyways, where's Rane at Nathan? I'm sure he'll wanna see this? Nathan: Xander's in the back room getting a massage. Can you believe that? An actual massage! The jerk insults my people and my home by refusing to partake in our fruits! Kassidy: Whatever, can we just go see him? Tre: *Already jumping back into the party* Huh? Yeah I got ya brother. Kassidy: He's not actually coming is he? Nathan: Nah but he ain't on it anyway, let's go see the big man. As they go over to go over the card with Xander, the scantily clad masseuse comes crying out from the back room. Masseuse: That guy's a damn jerk! Xander: YEAH? AND YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB, YOU DAMN SL*T! Nathan: Woah there Rane baby, come sit on my lap and tell me what's wrong, she's a damn good masseuse, I tell ya. Xander: I f*cking hate you Nathan. That stupid masseuse of yours can't give a massage to save her life. Nathan: Aww buddy that's just cause you're all tense. You want me to give ya one? Before he can signify that with a retort, or more likely than not a Silencer to the face, Hayes steps in between the two and holds the Riot poster up. Kassidy: Try to kick Nathan's ass later Rane, lemme tell you guys who we're facing in two weeks. Xander: *Still glaring at Carter* Go ahead Kass. Kassidy: Alright, well first off, Nathan's got Parker in the main event. Nathan: Holy sh*t, I've always wanted to f*ck a dinosaur. Hayes stares at him for a good couple of seconds before turning back to the poster. Kassidy: Riiiiiiiight, anyway, next on the card is some pointless match with the two losers who can't hope to surpass me on turmoil. Then Xander's got a match with somebody and I get a rematch with Smythe. Nathan: Oooo, you get to sink your fangs back into that dark chocolate. Xander: Hold on a damn second, who? Tre: Smythe, Xander, duh, he just said that. Xander: Where the hell did you come from Tre? Tre: I mean, I don't know, I feel like I've been here with you guys this whole time really. Nathan: *Laughing* Holy sh*t dude, those are serious drugs you're on right now. Xander: *grabs Kassidy by the shoulders* Look at me Kass, ignore Tweedledum and Tweedledummer for a second, WHO am I facing? Kassidy: *shrugs and brushes Xander's hands off of him.* Somebody. Xander: Oh, okay my bad. Somebody, cool. *grins and snacks himself in the head.* Silly me. Nathan and Tre: Yep. Xander: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!? Kassidy: I don't know, the card just has a question mark. Xander snatches the poster from his hand and glares at it. Xander: This. Is. Bullsh*t.

here ya go

Let's discuss you allowing Sid to even try wrestling on this show with his piss poor excuse for fpr.

4th and soon to be 2nd to fall to Harrison's fpr breaks. #Wheresseanmcgeewhenyouneedhim

Sid Harrison broke so much #fpr in this. I. Can't. Even.

Thats rude yo Also, does the personality settings actually affect that kinda stuff in match? I had no idea

Much better

Why is his name what it is?

#Cobrathinks KD is in the world title match

I don't know what else he expected when my finishers the bullhammer :(

#ihearcobrassoracist he tries to buy drugs from Jookie every week.

Donkey Kong? #CobrettisRacist

As long as you hate em first NEIGHBOR

First is worst NEIGHBOR

This is why you're the bossman